It's hard to think clearly when you're bhaals deep
(there's a trope in durgetash fanfics where gortash says something about durge being 'made for him' and i always found it funny to imagine what Bhaal would think about it lol)
I headcanon that Gortash has the opposite of bedhair and then spends like an hour daily making it look like a final fantasy reject wig
(also first thing i did for durgetash)
Another old drawing, modern AU durgetash
Gortash is a CEO who replies to jokes about his hair on twitter with people's IP addresses, Durge is his sugarbaby (and assassin)
I call this one DOOMED (detected, and caught)
Roommate recently got into Doom Eternal and Raphael has those handy realm portals so have a crossover noone asked for lol (plus young Gortash)
Scene from my pre-canon fanfic Unsaved, where Durge and Astarion met decades before everything went to shit. In the latest chapter Durge just got first letter from Gortash and Astarion is not impressed
@balisongbard
i'm a firm believer that he'd be kinda jacked (there is at least one reference to his 'burly arms' in the game) but also have some chub over that since he's rich and can afford it
always going to be funny that bg3 will go “we added an entire catalogue of romance improvements+epilogue add-ons with your companion” and there’s still an entire corner of the community losing it going “HE SAID HE MISSED!! DURGE!!!” over one extra line from the 3rd act mini boss
@jenovalife1
Shes also stronger than all of the origin guys and my durge so thay has to show at least a little! (Shes also carrying my entire gameplay with guidance)
@purinnieum
He'd be down to have a baby if Bhaal provides but his condition is that Gortash has to eat it with him after it's born/hatched/whatever, he calls that a compromise
@Mannepl_
Aw thank you! Original idea was just the vampire jacuzzi part but i decided to add the camping setting and the Gale joke as a bit of a challenge, glad people seem to like it :)
@Tamalebrin
I agree lmao, he watches Bhaal fuming at his precious murder incarnate form being defiled like this and decides to be lenient with his chosen