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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Happy Weekend. My latest:

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2 years

Just when I thought Halloween was nothing but a poor excuse for socialist kids demanding free candy, this patriotic fellow shows me the light: there is a positive side to the holiday. All my best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

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10 days

Gen Zzzzzz ... How do they sleep at night?

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

And yet he's good at LOAFING ...

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Stan Kelly

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10 months

Et tu, actors? Will nothing stop these Hollyweird traitors from ruining our great nation? #SAGAFTRAstrike #wgastrike

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

What's "DRIVING" the biased coverage of our highways?

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Get ready for another "Slap In The Face" tonight ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

No further comment. My best, Kelly @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

If you're going to watch TV this weekend, please do it the way God intended. My best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Crass Kringle.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

It's that time of year again. Unfortunately.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

Some people got no respect. My latest:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

Happy (?) Halloween ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

9 months

Look what showed up on my Internet this morning:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 months

Here we go again ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

"Wakanda" ... Forever??

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Sickos refuse to see the downside to what they call "The 420 Day"* (*Latest Fad)

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@KartoonistKelly

4 months

Talk about a "blank space" ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

"Ideas Worth Spreading" ... like manure.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

7 months

Is there anything they won't ruin?

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Cele-berating the holidays.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 years

If you know a Sicko, do your duty and get them the shirt that will alert the rest of us. On sale now at "The Onion Store." My best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

10 months

Gourd to death.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

It's times like these that we all must sacrifice. This Kelly Klassic rings even more true now than it did back in 2015. God bless, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Happy Friday. Don't waste it.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 month

Our Innocent Kids are "out of step" and I'm "App"-opleptic about it.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

I read in the news that this "Up-and-Comer" lost his "primary." Alas, perhaps he was just too repressed to advance in today's hot political climate. My best, Kelly @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

It's been Elon-g time coming!

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Stan Kelly

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2 months

Don't let the haters keep you from saying it loud and proud: "Erin go BLAGH!"

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Stan Kelly

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1 year

He's earned it: Tanned, rested, and retired!

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 years

On this historic day, it's important to recognize how far we've come ... with this Kelly Klassic from 2014:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 months

They say they're broad-minded ... "D'oh!"-n't believe it.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 months

Who's ready for a "Super" weekend? (Yeah, right ...)

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Stan Kelly

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1 year

Someone tells me this is "Superbowl Sunday" and a team called "The Chiefs" is playing. But ... for how long?

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Stan Kelly

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1 year

Just wait for the scene with Mr. Fezzi-woke.

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Stan Kelly

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1 month

How long must our agony continue?

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Class. My latest:

Critical Erase Theory

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

www.theonion.com

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

8 months

Leaf and don't look back.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

One of the downsides of being an award-winning cartoonist like myself is being recognized in public. "Mr. Kelly!" they howl and nag me to draw for them like a trained monkey. Here's a cartoon I drew on a young fan's suitcase. The no-good scamp didn't even tip me.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 years

Some wounds never heal. A Kelly Klassic from 2011:

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

A "Georgia Breach" ... of common decency by nosy so-called journalists. My latest:

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5 months

Cruel Yule.

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2 years

To all you Sunday football viewers ... I feel YOUR pain.

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1 year

Served heavy-handed.

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

Happy (?) Veterans Day.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 months

It's a WondAAARRRful Life.

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Stan Kelly

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9 months

The Instant Gram is full of sickos. To wit:

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@KartoonistKelly

16 days

"May the Fourth"* be with him ... he's gonna need it. *latest fad

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Here's to all the folks in the northeast putting on their cardigans and staying cozy! #AutumnInJune

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

The Donald is GUILTY … of being suave and debonair! A Kelly Klassic from 2018. #theonion

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

7 months

There's scold in the forecast ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

This "tweet" is a message to today’s No-Good Teens: I know you have some secret code of “420” surrounding your sick, younger generation habits. But please, realize how your actions affect others. My best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

We can only hope the Supreme Court reads my cartoons.

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@KartoonistKelly

2 months

Ball and Chain ... and Scanner.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

5 months

These people and their latest fad are the lifeblood of this nation.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Valentines Day: wasted on today's no-good teens.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

10 months

Happy Weekend to all the grown-ups out there.

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

Overlordy! My latest:

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She's keeping selfishly "mum" ...

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2 years

Carping Diem.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

10 months

There's something "Fishy" about the eco-extremists ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

Happy viewing, everyone.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

10 months

Getting to the "Roots" of America's race problems:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 month

Now he's made it through those golden goalposts in the sky ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 months

Love Wins!

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Happy Sunday. (This just popped up in my "browser." Divine Internetvention ...)

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 years

This whole world has gotten pretty complicated, but it's heartening to see us getting back to our roots, and my Kelly Klassic, "Soviet Re-Union," from 2014 illustrates:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

9 months

This is an issue that really "burns" me.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 months

They say April is "the cruelest month," but every four years politics-obsessed Sickos make it March instead, just like this year ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

7 months

They say even a broken clock is right twice a day, and such is the case with the elitist New York Times and this recent piece calling out the sickos who cruelly demean innocent seniors. With my cartoon, I give 'em a taste of their own medicine.

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10 months

The true "goal" of female sports.

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1 year

When Scorsese made "Mean Steets," he didn't know the half of it ...

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6 months

Veterans Day tomorrow ... naked aggression everyday.

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Stan Kelly

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1 year

The free-for-all, that children call, their favorite time of year.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

The weekend is here ... BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU ORDER FOR DINNER! My best, Kelly @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

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1 year

The Little Prick.

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@KartoonistKelly

7 months

Boo!!!! @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 years

No-good teens (and probably Millennials, too) are calling today #420day ... but this Kelly Klassic from 2015 calls it for what it is: a shame.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

11 months

In the fast lane ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

You see people's true souls when the heat is on.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

This is more than a litter bit disturbing ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

For "Black History Month," here's a Kelly Klassic from 2008, when a young man named Barracks Obama captured our hearts and finally brought an end to the divisions in our society. My best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

1 year

Yeah, yeah, we know what day it is ...

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6 months

Are you a dud ... or a stud? @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

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2 years

How's YOUR summer going? A Kelly Klassic from 2007. @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

8 months

Heated competition. My latest:

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@KartoonistKelly

2 years

A lot of you may be traveling this weekend. Be careful where you stop. My best, Kelly @TheOnion

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

9 months

My internet tells me Sunday is "National Cinema Day." Let's hope Sicko Teens don't ruin it.

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2 years

What a "Good Friday" it could have been ... A Kelly Klassic from 2010. Happy Easter, Kelly @TheOnion

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1 year

To all the Black citizens of this great nation ... you're welcome.

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

3 years

The Old Man got the job done, as those of us with faith knew he would. My cartoon from December: via @theonion Rush Limbaugh

Life And Limbaugh

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

www.theonion.com

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

No coupons either. They're destroying our way of life, one aisle at a time. My best, Kelly @TheOnion

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1 year

At last FOX has come to its senses. Now bring back ❤️Megyn❤️ so we can return to ENJOYING the news ...

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 years

I hope your cup of Freedom runnethed over yesterday, but beware these sickos today (as depicted in this Kelly Klassic from 2015). My best, Kelly

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

4 years

My latest: Cursed Responders via @theonion

Cursed Responders

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

www.theonion.com

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

2 years

Remember kids: Sickos aren’t just for Halloween anymore. Wear the real deal year round:

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Stan Kelly

@KartoonistKelly

6 years

Instead of just “shooting” their mouths off, some of our elected officials are finally coming around to embracing the common-sense wisdom I put into this Kelly Klassic from 2006: