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Our new #GossipWithCelebitchy podcast is here! We talk about all of the very strange royal messaging and more.

172: Princess Kate's cancer announcement video draws skepticism and...

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Youngmi MAYER 💜

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i too would do a gone girl if my bald ass husband cheated on me with someone who looked exactly like me but horsier

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The last coronation he’ll ever attend

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Prince Harry looked unbroken & unbothered at his father’s coronation

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It also makes zero sense that Kensington Palace spent several days this week openly briefing about their plans for Kate’s return to work and how she would definitely be seen at church on Easter.

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Wow

CLOUD NUGGET. Princess Meghan stay winning! 👸❤️💕

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This was Getty Images long winded way of saying the video was fake...sooo back to square one with the Palace Pinocchios. 🤥🙄. 😾 Is 💀 🪦➕

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what is going on you guys????

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‘Spare’: Princess Diana’s sisters offered to let Meghan wear the Spencer Tiara

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Look at his smile! That man was counting the minutes before he could get the hell out of there.

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Us Weekly: Princess Kate’s senior staffers ‘haven’t been able to see or speak to her’

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1 year

It’s hilarious to watch all of the British papers begin to ignore Prince Harry now that 1) Spare is out and people can read everything in context and 2) Spare is already a huge success.

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for the record, I don't think Rose is a "horsey" version of Kate. Rose is a posh-aristo-artsy version of Kate 🤠

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a rare photo of Diana and Camilla in the same frame

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Sorry but Princess Diana was really that girl—like she was so stylish

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You guys, stop 😂😂😂😂

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The UK said “Kate Middleton seen for the first time”

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The outrage over Prince Harry’s Dior suit was the best part of the coronation

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Jeremy Clarkson wrote a violent screed against Duchess Meghan just after a lunch with Queen Camilla

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THEY POSED ON THE RED CARPET WITH THE JAMAICAN PRESIDENT WHO FIRED BUTTONS AND PEG IN 2022 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pose with Prime Minister of Jamaica Andrew Holness at the premiere of 'Bob Marley: One Love.'

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Prince Harry will reportedly by interviewed by Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes

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Wait what 😳

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this kate middleton fiasco is insane, shes definitely fucking dead, her ring fucking DISAPPEARS this video is literally deepfaked 😭😭😭

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Telegraph: Stephen Colbert didn’t ‘warn’ the palace about the Rose Hanbury jokes

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Prince William & Kate are getting cooked for their foodbank poverty tourism

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Happy fifth wedding anniversary to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex

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Gee, I wonder what Prince Harry meant when he said they were happy to protect Prince William.

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Princess Kate & William arrived empty-handed to visit a Windsor food bank

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CNN is reviewing all of the photos issued by Kensington Palace, oh noooo…

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Lol the palace demanded an advanced copy of the 60 minutes interview 😂😂😂😂😂 It really is amateur hour over there, omfg

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Not Dior doubling down on the fact that they dressed Harry 😂😂😂

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Sample the #DiorSavoirFaire behind the suit worn by Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, to the coronation of King Charles III. In the ateliers, the wool and mohair tailcoat, vest and trousers custom designed by Kim Jones were constructed with traditional hand tailoring techniques.

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Prince Harry’s lawyer gave evidence that Piers Morgan knew about phone-hacking

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Just FYI, I 100% believe this was a coordinated attack

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The Sussexes were chased for two hours by a ‘ring’ of paparazzi vehicles

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Princess Eugenie & Jack are considering a move to California later this year

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Legit thoughts & prayers to Choupette Lagerfeld, Karl Lagerfeld's daughter.

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The Mirror’s defense: other royals were leaking info about Prince Harry

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‘Spare’: Prince Harry successfully banned the Royal Rota from his wedding

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Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves."

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Some American libraries have one-year waitlists for Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’

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Buckingham Palace has no fucking comment? King Charles is a fucking murderer.

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OH MY GOD!!! LILIBET IS A GINGER TOO

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One of my favorite parts was when Harry was like “we’ll apologize, if they explain what we need to apologize for”

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The more Prince Harry’s family tries to snub him, the more regal he looks

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that feeling when he's slashed your clothing, wig & Botox budget, sent you to live a 4-bedroom separation cottage and he won't pay off your grifter parents' debts

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Charles Spencer defends Prince Harry’s lawsuits against the ‘libelous’ British press

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Prince William told a group of children to guess his age. They guessed ’57’.

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Dolly Parton ‘got invited to have tea’ with Princess Kate, but Dolly turned her down

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That man is hydrated, buffed, polished and rich

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There they go wake up Sussexsquad and Twitter family

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Tyler Perry: ‘I know the symptoms,’ the Windsors abused Meghan & Harry

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Guy Markle was like "I'm baby" as soon as he met Harry

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Scobie: The palace lied about giving security training to Meghan Markle

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they tried so hard to snub him and look at him

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A few hours ago, I signed an NDA to read Omid Scobie's Endgame and I won't spoil anything, but all of you guys complaining about it before you've read it should hold your tongue - Scobie is MAULING the Windsors. Like, I'm laughing out loud, it's soooo good.

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I enjoy the fact that some part-time royal gossips are picking up on the weirdness around Kate Middleton's absence - welcome to the Button Trenches, we've been here the whole time and we have many theories

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Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’ sold 3.2 million copies worldwide in its first week

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Harry should have just walked her down the three steps himself while shouting "this is MY wife" 😂😂😂

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she really raided that 96-year-old woman's jewelry collection before the body was even cold

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Vogue: The Windsors were inept & short-sighted to let the Sussexes go

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Wait, Charles told his 12 year old son that his mom died and then Charles just left Harry alone in his room for hours? #spare

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I’m so happy Meghan skipped this entire thing.

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Mail: The Sussexes won’t give the British media access to their events!!!

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BP & Kensington Palace lied when they claimed Netflix didn’t contact them

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I kind of think she was the one in the car with Huevo today 🧐

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Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?

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Duchess Meghan was named one of the Financial Times’s most influential women

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Prince Harry didn’t even change out of his Dior suit before heading to Heathrow

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🚨 SHE’S OUT OF THE HOUSE🚨

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pose with the CEO of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon at the 'Bob Marley: One Love' premiere.

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Jephson: Princess Diana will be ‘the third person’ in Charles & Camilla’s reign

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The Sussexes’ spokesperson: It’s ‘abhorrent’ to suggest that H&M staged the chase

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DHS rejected the Heritage Foundation’s attempt to get Prince Harry’s records

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The Mail seems shocked that the German media adores the Sussexes & Invictus

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HOLY SHIT

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No comment from Kensington Palace tonight after at least 3 international pictures agencies refuse to distribute this morning’s photo of Kate and her children. Some of them ( @AP ) have claimed “the source [the palace] has manipulated the image”.

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Netflix saw a surge in subscriptions in 2022, thanks in part to ‘Harry & Meghan’

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The whole time Harry was spending years in his trauma, his father was solely obsessed with Camilla

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lmao

Kate is pictured leaving Windsor Castle with William

The Prince of Wales was seen heading to Westminster Abbey for the annual Commonwealth Day service this afternoon with his wife beside him.

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with all of those photographers outside the London Clinic, it's safe to say that husband-of-the-year Baldemort has only visited his wife once in four days, huh

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‘Suits’ will debut on Netflix on June 17, the same day as Trooping the Colour

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incredible photo

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Charles literally gave Covid to a woman with cancer and they’re trying to convince everyone that Harry was the issue with her health?

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Malala was like "I never want to get married" and then she met this hottie and she was like "nevermind"

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Again, Harry standing out and looking like a king

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it's giving SKI SLOPE PRINCESS

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Duchess Meghan looks amazing in a belted cream coat at the Jubbly service

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Prince Harry told Hoda Kotb that he checked in with the Queen to make sure she has the right people around her 👀👀👀

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There’s also an enormous problem in that the Windsors look incompetent, arrogant and like they believe everyone is stupid

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This is damaging for the royals. They knew there would be intense interest in any picture they released of Kate. Their challenge is that people will now question whether they can be trusted and believed when they next issue a health update.

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The Earthshot finalists & winners weren’t even invited to attend the ceremony

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I'm so glad that Meghan issued a statement 🖤

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Prince Harry & Meghan are the best soft-diplomats ever to be rejected by the UK

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Sarah Ferguson: Duchess Meghan ‘has made Harry very happy, she really loves him’

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Prince Harry won his hacking case against the Mirror, he’s been awarded £140,600

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Harry when he sees literally any man looking at Meghan

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Poor Meghan. She just went to Salt Isle to do some charity work and now she's in the middle of a fucking power struggle

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Princes Eugenie coming to California to visit the Sussexes and check out the Super Bowl 👁👄👁

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look at this incredible photo of David Sherborne reading out Prince Harry's statement yesterday

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yall the Sussexes going to that premiere is gonna bring down the british empire

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552 quote tweets damn. Yes, he really said this shit to Vanity Fair!! He's promoting a Prada cologne and he said this.

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I’m actually sad because I know CopyKeen will go strapless in gold for Wimbledon 😭😭

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝕆ℕ ℙ𝕌ℝℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼

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The pic of the night!! 🥹🥰🤩❤️ #HarryandMeghan

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President Biden had a lovely time in Ireland. The British media is seething.

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company after company, social media intern after social media intern, all clowning on Huevo & Buttons

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The Merriam-Webster Citation Archives???

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Telegraph: There’s no way to ‘force’ Prince Harry to come back to the UK now

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Prince Harry: William was ‘supremely irritated’ & jealous of the Invictus Games

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Prince Harry and his tight trousers. The Mail must be shitting themselves.

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Mail: What if Kensington Palace is lying about everything around Princess Kate?

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queen sidechick never looks happier than when she's flawlessly executing some scheme against her enemies

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I sincerely believe that the tone was set immediately when Charles called Harry and told him Meghan wasn’t allowed in Scotland. Then Charles and William smeared the Sussexes for the next 36 hours. Harry was like “these people are still absolute fucking garbage”

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