KAINENE @KaiUzama Twitter profile

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

postcard from monaco 🇲🇨

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

3 months

This match feels like Nigeria vs the whole of Africa 😭

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

10 months

I was “fighting” my bf the day I bought a bag. We weren’t talking whole day, I came home and was making an unboxing video. He just stood by the door watching me with his arms folded After a long hiss, he came to help me hold the light to record😭😭 “this is the rubbish you like”

Renike

@iamrenike

10 months

When you like someone so much, you begin to like the things they like, as long as it’s not against your values/harmful to you. Sometimes, it’s not even liking what they like, but loving how excited & serious they look, when they’re doing those things.

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

All I know is that in my years alive no male specie has ever asked me what I bring to the table. I only see this shit online 🤣

Instablog9ja

@instablog9ja

6 months

Ladies should never ask a man why he is asking what she brings to the table, both of them should ask because if I was a man I don’t want a liability -- Shaffy Bello

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

Oya ejaculate on the floor and let a child germinate from there. Itiboribo

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

12 days

remembered a quote along the lines of “if someone’s clearly trying to make you the joke, don’t laugh along with them” Many people in this situation would just laugh with him & take it as a joke, pls don’t. Stare at the person or stand your ground.

ARISE NEWS

@ARISEtv

12 days

Arise News Correspondent, Laila Johnson-Salami @lailajohnsonsal questions Senator David Umahi about the Lagos-Calabar Highway Project’s environmental impact assessment. She asks whether the project has received final approval from the Federal Ministry of Environment or if an…

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

Here for my Anambra Women 😌

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

10 days

If no be say Jesus too fast ehn, na me for die for you I swear.

Big Smoke -

@Skepta

10 days

Los Angeles 📍

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

Left to my mum, my sisters and I might be answering Chioma, Nkechi or Chiamaka 😭 my dad said never and gave all of us unique names. Nwando, Fanasi, Kaine, Akaedo, Beluchi & Baluchi 🥹 A great man fr.

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

4 months

Many of your mothers that cooked every waking morning & catered to your fathers were still cheated on SHEGE & you’re here threatening women that their husbands will cheat if they don’t pack him lunch ? 🤣🤣 They’ll cheat regardless my dear 😩

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

🇲🇽

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

11 months

Idk where the sand is 😵‍💫

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

3 months

You make female children go bald all of their formative years in secondary school then you want them to suddenly know what to do with their natural hair and not turn to wigs ?

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

One time I tried to link a guy, he was still dressed & I just tried to feel it, my hand kept going, kept going. I stopped and immediately went to sleep, it’s not me you will kill at a young age. He kept trying to wake me up & I didn’t 🙏🏾🙏🏾 When you’re ready leave my house pls.

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@laeswrld

5 months

anything bigger than 6 inches is actually scary

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

8 months

I can’t understand what witchcraft will make me see a babe post her man and I’ll decide I want to go and message him. I just can’t wrap my head around it 😭

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

11 months

Rich oh, poor oh, if I’m not married to the person, it’s fetus deletus 🥹🙏🏾

BIG AYO🔰

@47kasz

11 months

Women only keep babies for rich men..

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

8 months

Azia, Ihiala 🥰

Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑

@MrMekzy_

8 months

Dear Anambra people, please bless us with JPEGs.❤️

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

4 months

then why is it hard to understand women falling for men that spoil them and spend on them. We can call those women materialistic but we can’t call the men usa kpeleke long throat🥹

Imoh

@imohumoren

4 months

The psychology behind a man falling for a woman that offers him food is not necessarily the food itself, it’s the semblance of care and attention that the food giver offers

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

dreamy💕

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

3 months

january 🫶

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

sunday selfies 💗

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

10 months

brown & bad

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

I don’t think you can really be heart broken twice. After that first one, something breaks in you that can’t be broken again. So tbh whatever anyone does going forward can only make me say “wow” but I know I’ll be alright soon 😂😂

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

I was born 1998, Half of a Yellow Sun was published in 2006. It’s insulting to say I was named after Kainene from Half of a yellow sun pls 😭 give my dad his flowers

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

Me I can’t be a big person oh, if you cheat on me I MUST cheat back. Full measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over 🤩🤩

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

How can a human being convince you you don’t deserve love cause you don’t have money and you actually listen.

Paul Atreides

@bolu_ay

1 year

Nothing wrong with being broke and looking for love !

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

3 months

I really hope I’m not giving anyone the impression that I’m not materialistic fr 🥹

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

It’s on this same Twitter that the lady that was being beat up by her husband daily told us she married him as a virgin. Yet you want to tell us the benefit of abstinence till marriage is that your husband will respect you more. Boy BYE

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

15 days

Hmm. You people marrying “content creators”, more grease to your elbows 😭 because if I wake up one morning and see tbis type of video from my husband, I might convulse.

ANI NYONG BASSEY 📈 📉

@ani_danielson

16 days

Should gyms restrict what women wear??? What do you think?

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

8 months

brown sugar 🤎

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@KaiUzama

2 months

Nwando (Nwabundo) - A child is shelter Fanasiba - Let them keep talking Kainenechukwu - Let’s keep looking unto God Akaedo (Ejiiakaedonwa) - You don’t use your hand to design (determine the gender) of a child Beluchi (Belusochukwuma) - Only God knows Baluchukwuru Be useful to God

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

As someone who doesn’t really like being around people, I can be around my man for 100 days & not get tired 😭 are you guys alright. How is it hard to live with someone you supposedly love

Mildred

@Mild_Kerr

5 months

Cohabitation is hard. Make nobody bobo you. It’s not easy sharing space with another person. Especially if you are an introvert.

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

10 months

I hate a nigga that’s following every girl on IG. Come across any girls page and his name is right there “followed by xxx” REST PLS 😭 Esp when she’s not even following you backkkkkkk. Groupie

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

Doing life 🥂

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

10 months

Wiun.

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

@outis721 Oga I said ejaculate let the sperm swim and germinate into a child now. Don’t shalaye

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

@AndrewParmenas Remove that cap let breeze touch your brain small now 😂 you can have kid with an incubator and sperm ? Again, itiboribo

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

12 days

As soon as the crowd saw she wasn’t laughing with them they all stopped laughing and the silly guy could suddenly hear the same accent he claimed not to understand. People know what they’re doing 🤷🏽‍♀️

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

11 months

soaking in some much needed wickedness

IGBO History & Facts

@IgboHistoFacts

11 months

Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

Me as soon as he left, cause was that meant to be a joke pls

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

🥰🥰

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

Forever 19 🎂🥹. Thanks for all the wishes 🫶

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

Ofc you evaluate your partners value to you in a relationship. Men do it, women do it. But to actually ask the words “what do you bring to the table” just sounds funny 😂 what if I now lie ?

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

sexy.

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

5 months

@born78900 Ok do you want to go and fuck the guy on my behalf ? Cause idk why your dick us standing cause of my choice of words ???

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@KaiUzama

12 days

Yup

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@KaiUzama

21 days

In the end, no one can force you to accept trans people or agree with it, but in all that, at least be kind. Especially to people that have done nothing to you 🫶

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@KaiUzama

22 days

You know the sad thing about this ? There are biological women with size 45 feet (a lot actually), biological women that are 6’5+ and big, so in the end, this “insult” will touch everyone 👋🏾

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@flowzki

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“trans women are women”

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

1 year

I think I miss braids 🌚

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

2 months

maybe we can start to control over population 😭

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@ukxsx Ask your mum

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@KaiUzama

4 months

@DavidOyedele @ChibuzorDebbie1 Are you bright at all or weren’t you following the discussion ?

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@KaiUzama

2 months

Everyone’s nickname at home, Nwando - Dowa Fanasi - Fanny, or fanini or “fanini why”😭 Kaine - kaikai or Njai or Njaisiba Akaedo - Dodo (or woribo or mpoko 🤣) Beluchi - Bee or Belu Baluchi - Baa or Balu

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@KaiUzama

3 months

@Themiladefilms Literally the hair on your head. They could simply say no extensions.

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@KaiUzama

3 months

@_king_david1 Hope you’ve eaten sha ?

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@KaiUzama

3 months

🫶

nae ★

@trippybr4tz

3 months

🤭 yk that one pic from nearly a yr ago u still can’t let go of?

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@KaiUzama

1 month

Take him to grief therapy. From finishing med school to Japa, to cardiology work schedule you’d be surprised he’s never really dealt with the grief. Grief can be a bastard fr Either that or he’s just trying to make you end the relationship yourself. 🤷🏽‍♀️

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

2 months

Does the man in question really want to marry her ? Please leave some advice for her but don’t stop there, click the link to watch the full episode on YouTube, yes, now !! #Iswispodcast

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KAINENE

@KaiUzama

6 months

@igwekenneth12 Nop, they’re just men with sense. No man with a working faculty asks any woman that in real life. Pls

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@KaiUzama

3 months

Let’s fucking gooooo 😫😫😫

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@Justanunknownb There’s Iti, there’s Iti mkpataka, then finally Iti boribo. All are airheads with zero intelligence 🙏🏾

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@KaiUzama

6 months

If a man is hell bent on marrying a virgin (when he’s nothing close to one) high chances are he’s the kind of man that’ll treat you like shit idc. Its different if he just finds out you are and respects that, not actively on the road with torch light looking for a virgin to fuck

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@KaiUzama

1 year

@rukky_nate What if my goal was to damage myself 😌 leave it chairman.

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@AndrewParmenas Retype this gibberish you sent oga or better still go and take one Udemy course & brighten up a bit.

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@KaiUzama

2 months

This why I created a new Twitter account. I want to tweet for my 20 followers and we can kikiki and move on 😭

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@KaiUzama

8 months

@Olah19619561 Oh pls get out & get lost dear.

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@KaiUzama

1 year

For whatever I do in life, I give by thanks to God that I wasn’t born in a situation where these are the kind of men I would ever have had to choose from 😭

Salami Azeez

@graffiti006

1 year

You guys are funny tho. My wife leaves by 7am to go to the gym and didn't even ask your mum what to eat and that's fine? 🤣😂😂. I see his tone was absolutely wrong too and that's not a way to talk to your woman in any way but make una dey talk reality small small.

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@KaiUzama

4 months

@DavidOyedele @ChibuzorDebbie1 Oh really? I didn’t know oh, thanks for the info Mr Oyedele

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@KaiUzama

1 year

Ok but if you’re in Nigeria with them how can you tell the girl who didn’t greet everyone even lives in Nigeria ? How do you know for sure she’s never lived abroad ? Whole lot of rubbish talk

Peter Pan

@Woulk3r

1 year

Hmmmm

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@KaiUzama

5 months

“Ebele gi na-eme m” always hit my soul 😭😭

Uche 🏆

@uchesdrive

5 months

African parents went 10/10 with their responses

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@KaiUzama

8 months

Old money oh, new money oh, I just need money God 🤲🏾

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@Breezyylion We can’t dumbskull, no one but your empty head insinuated that 😂😂

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@KaiUzama

4 months

You people understand this logic until there’s other men giving your babe money 🤣🤣 let her fuck every other man that gives her money when you don’t have & let’s see how well this holds up 💋

ogaranya Dodomayana

@sugardadddi

4 months

Don't worry husband plenty for market, when them snatch like 7 from your hand you'll either join the umbrella gang or fix up. They shout chowdeck, if the caterer for chowdeck single self she go happily marry your husband with food

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@KaiUzama

8 months

He’s sent me almost the same message every single morning for more than 2 years now 🥹 or calls me to say it. Plus I don’t think I’ve ever heard him call my actual name 🤣

Phoenix Blvck

@_Phoenixblvck

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Lovers on my Tl, let’s sweeten this place up, shall we?😍 What’s that one wholesome thing that hasn’t changed in your relationship despite how long y’all have been together? Mine are forehead kisses and “I love you’s”, almost 3 years married and I still get them every day🥹

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@KaiUzama

9 days

Skeppy if you see this, I’m kidding, I don’t have a man 🥺

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@KaiUzama

24 days

Let them drag you, stand your ground 😂 if you don’t actively message me you’re getting left in the dust 👋🏾

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@KaiUzama

4 months

💙💙

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@KaiUzama

3 months

@AdewuyiRoseline Then it should have been an option. Cut If you like. I don’t see how hard that is to understand?

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@KaiUzama

4 months

@Azmanx17 @ulxma Retype & speak English this time honey ?

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@KaiUzama

1 year

March - birthday month 💕

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@KaiUzama

1 year

You see all this “omg, I love you so much queen, can we be friendsssss” RUN OH 😂 Nothing I need new friends for, stay where you are fellow queen 🙏🏾

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@KaiUzama

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Mind you I’m not saying you can never learn to do it, I’m speaking on those immediate years after leaving secondary school. Some people are able to fix up and rebuild that relationship with hair, some people do it 10/20 years later Doesn’t change that damage is still done

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@KaiUzama

3 months

lowkey miss being bald 🥹

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@KaiUzama

11 months

@Ojuju13 You’re clearly a daft pig to think you can come to lecture me, a grown adult on what to do. Go sit somewhere 😂

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@KaiUzama

9 months

all legs 💕

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@KaiUzama

8 months

september 🫶🤍

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

8 months

September dump? Let’s have it.

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@KaiUzama

1 year

@Chidi_Ejims And so fuck what ? Is that supposed to be a threat 🙊

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@KaiUzama

6 months

As long as stigma around divorce continues, issues like this will continue. Go to May Edochie’s page and read VILE comments people leave on her page daily even though we all witnessed the disgrace Yul put her through. No one cares why your marriage failed, theyll mock regardless

OMOTÉ-URHOBO 👑

@MadamUfuomaa

6 months

She was married to a man who was viôlent towards her. Not just viôlent, he would lock doors and windows, raise music volume, and then start béating her, so that help won't come for her. One day he béat her till she was unconscious, the whole compound joined in rushing her to the…

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@KaiUzama

5 months

cheers to us that turned 22 this year 🥂 May our youth be long ! 🙈

AndyJnr ° Umaru 

@AndyjnrUmaru

5 months

20yrs - 30yrs old , bless us with your Pic Lets see you all. 🤲🏾

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@KaiUzama

4 months

Not once in my childhood life did I think of growing to make food for anyone 😭 I just wanted to be an adult so I could have money to buy shit I wanted.

scumoftheearth

@succdisspucc

4 months

She is only 22. Married, 3 kids and bakes her husband cinnamon rolls to surprise him. She is living the life every girl thought they would be living at that age when we were kids.

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@KaiUzama

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Engr. Gaji

@bigmanfarouk

6 months

A picture of you in green? Let's have it

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@FlashNice101 @outis721 Don’t you have enough going on with Arsenal to be here embarrassing your family 😩

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@ukxsx Exactly, so move the fuck out of my way, you’re but dust.

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@KaiUzama

15 days

He did not play with his family when he was alive. He died and you’re here playing with his family in the most vile way & claim to be fans. May all of you experience excruciating loss in Jesus name 🙏🏾

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@X_Dailly

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Junior pope's wife needs to come out and explain what she did to junior pope, we the fans need explanation - Junior Pope's fan Questioned junior pope's wife

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@KaiUzama

2 months

@JustinUg_ I didn’t even type that boo 😔

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@KaiUzama

1 year

And then you find out I cheated and then we break up. Uka a basa 🤩

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9 days

Omg yall pls don’t let my man see this, pls stop rt’ing 😭🙏🏾

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@KaiUzama

7 months

“Big woman 😍” gtfoh !

Engr. Ayomide

@Ayos_fragrance

7 months

Flirt like a broke nigga

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@KaiUzama

4 months

@DavidOyedele @ChibuzorDebbie1 Then if you don’t know what led to that tweet why not sit it out ? What’s the urge to reply to random tweets you come across?

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@KaiUzama

6 months

That will forever be a very very creepy thing to do. Justify it however you like

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