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Juevos Banchero

@JuevosBanchero

6 months

I’m amazed I haven’t seen anyone suggest they rigged the CFP because Saban is retiring. Bet.

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Juevos Banchero

@JuevosBanchero

5 months

ESPN and the CFP broke up one of the best FSU teams in program history for this shit.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

Hey @KirkHerbstreit are you seeing this? That’s five FSU players in the first 66 picks of the draft and none of them is Jordan Travis. You should probably check these guys out they must be pretty good.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

FSU with Tate Rodemaker plays in this game. FSU with Jordan Travis wins it all, and it’s probably not close.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

DeBoer at 2 is Soviet level propaganda.

On3

@On3sports

2 months

Top 10 College Football Head Coaches per ESPN👀 Do you agree? ⬇️

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

FSU was cheated out of the Playoffs and Michigan cheated their way in to a National Championship. Way to lead by example, @CFBPlayoff .

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

I cannot believe we locked up Mike and the future of FSU football on the anniversary of hiring Bobby Bowden. This is not nothing. This is something.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Fun fact: the CFP top four has aligned with the BCS formula top four every single year, except one: 2023 Interesting, yeah?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

20 years from now FSU fans will still hate Kirk Herbstreit and tell tales of his treachery and wickedness.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

DJ Uiagalelei hand picked Mike Norvell and FSU. Didn’t want to be anywhere else. One of the highest rated QB prospects ever.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

The FSU Board didn’t say we were “too good” for the ACC in August. They said being in the ACC will soon make it impossible to compete. Turns out it was much sooner than even they believed.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Can’t believe Jayden Daniels opted out of the Outback Bowl and wasted his chance to prove the Heisman voters got it right.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

This is why Kirk was hopping up and down like a little school girl when Alabama got their miracle to beat Auburn. This is why he was going on profanity laced tirades about “best teams.” ESPN knew.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 years

WHAT THE HELL

Chris Nee

@CNee247

5 years

Willie Taggart appears on Kanell & Bell, talks 2019 Seminoles and says the turnover backpack is gone via @Noles247

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Reminder. Even before Travis got hurt they were pushing for this.

Nash

@NashTalksTexas

7 months

Rece Davis - "What if (Texas and Alabama) box out someone that was undefeated? That could happen too." Kirk Herbstreit - "Yeah, it could."

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

At least Eddie George never banged my wife.

Clay Travis

@ClayTravis

6 years

The FSU turnover backpack is, amazingly, even dumber than Butch Jones’s trash can. Also, it’s impossible not to look at this picture and laugh.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Hey @espn enjoy broadcasting an all B1G national championship. Enjoy devoting an entire week of coverage to FOX Sports brands. You earned it.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Eventually someone is going to dig into how dramatically the betting odds on FSU and Alabama changed so dramatically hours before the “confidential” selection show.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

The ACC: We will lock you into revenue from when Obama was up for re-election, under a contract you aren’t allowed to look at, and if you ever try to leave us you owe us over half a billion dollars. Twitter: Why is FSU being such a dick about this?

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@JuevosBanchero

1 month

If Travis Hunter stuck with FSU he may already have a ring, a Heisman, and be on the cover of NCAA as a winner.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Let’s not blame UGA entirely for Todd Hartley’s bitchassness. He brought it with him.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

This was Nov 14, days before Travis got hurt. “Florida State don’t wanna hear that.” “I didn’t name any names!”

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Rebekah Jones

@GeoRebekah

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@JuevosBanchero 63-3

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Jameis Winston went 27-1 ten years ago dumb dumb

TheWolverine.com

@TheWolverineOn3

5 months

J.J. McCarthy’s 96.3 winning percentage is the best mark by any starting quarterback in at least the last 20 years. 😳 #GoBlue

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Kirk was 100% out to get FSU, but it was never personal. Just business. Just shilling to protect ESPNs all in bet on the SEC. Who cares if it comes at the expense of kids who did everything right?

The Coach JB Show with Big Smitty

@TheCoachJBShow

6 months

. @KirkHerbstreit talks about where #Florida St. was a couple years ago to now. @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95 #TheCoachJBShow #ncaa #Seminoles

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

You mean to tell me now that ESPN’s grand scheme to have an Alabama Texas rematch in the final collapsed they aren’t invested in the lie anymore?

Logan B. Robinson

@LogansTwitty

5 months

ESPN's Greg McElroy switches back on his initial stance regarding #FSU and the CFB Playoffs... "Florida St. got robbed. Plain and simple. The fact that they didn’t make the playoff is a travesty." #Noles

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Couldn’t help but notice @ReceDavis said Mike Norvell was “most deserving” of the Dodd Trophy. Wonder who he thinks the “best” coach was.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

State of Florida better ramp up its investigation of the CFP soon.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

“If you’d told us that Washington would only score 13 tonight, we’d never have believed you.” — Chris Fowler, without a hint of irony or self-awareness.

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@JuevosBanchero

4 months

If only he watched a lot of CFB like Kirk Herbstreit he’d realize his mistake.

247Sports

@247Sports

4 months

Lincoln Riley says FSU wrongfully excluded from College Football Playoff:

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Neither did the kick six

Sidelines - Auburn

@SSN_Auburn

5 months

THAT “4th and 31” MEANS NOTHING LOL. NOTHING AT ALL.

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@JuevosBanchero

7 months

Y’all didn’t tell me Herbstreit cried like a little bitch last night over FSU getting back into the playoffs 😂😂😂

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Some debate whether Mike Norvell was Alabama’s first choice, but he’s clearly the first choice for a lot of Alabama players.

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@JuevosBanchero

4 months

And apparently all seven of them are Jordan Travis.

Clay Fink

@clay_fink

4 months

Most Players in the Top-100 of the @PFF NFL Draft Big Board 2024 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 - 𝟕 Michigan - 6 Washington - 6 Texas - 6 Alabama - 6 Georgia - 6 Oregon - 4 LSU - 4

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Almost like these idiots don’t realize Kentucky’s win over Louisville was the best OOC win for the entire SEC, all season.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Randy Shannon: “We bring our old linebackers back.”

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

I want to make sure I understand this correctly: in 2016 the ACC, under threats by ESPN, forced everyone to extend a contract based on 2012 money thru 2036. And ESPN doesn’t even have to guarantee the deal beyond 2027. But we are held to 2036.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Herby going back on TV fake crying and apologizing, huh?

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@JuevosBanchero

4 months

Quick summary of FSUs amended response to the ACC in court

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

If Clemson filed a challenge to the GR in South Carolina this whole thing would be over before New Years. But I think they’ll honor tradition and let FSU be the only ACC school with balls.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Idk who this reporter thinks he is but I know Jameis had him pissing down his leg.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

With the addition of blue chip QB Trever Jackson, FSU jumps to 9 in the 247 HS recruiting class rankings. Add Amaree Williams and we jump to 7.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

“Why won’t FSU just die a slow death at the expense of the university and single-handedly keep the worthless ACC solvent while CFB passes them by forever?”

Pat Forde

@ByPatForde

6 months

Column: Step away from the college sports bubble, and you get a dose of perspective on the ridiculous nature of Florida State’s power play — and all the money grabs that came before it. Too much is never enough.

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@JuevosBanchero

14 days

All of a sudden national CFB guys are talking about FSU and Clemson to the B1G is a foregone conclusion. Something happened.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Between boxing themselves in with the SEC, investing $85 million in Pat McAfee, and daring the B1G to come take FSU and Clemson, it sometimes feels like ESPN wants to die.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Between inheriting Taggart’s crumbling program and roster on the eve of COVID, Travis Hunter, ACC drama, the CFP snub and fallout…yeah, this was all just Act I of Mike Norvell’s origin story as a supervillain.

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Juevos Banchero

@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Wow Alabama is losing all of their running backs.

BigOrangePunch

@BigOrangePunch

5 months

Respect my decision. #4 out.

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Juevos Banchero

@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Good morning. Just remember as bad as it is, it’s still not this bad.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Clemson and FSU are aligned in challenging the ACC GOR huh?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

The Orange Bowl is interesting because both teams don’t want to be there and have nothing to gain. UGA beats a hollowed out FSU, so what? FSU knocks off the SEC runner up and a 14-0 season ends without even sniffing a national title. So what?

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

World Wars came back before the U

Breaking911

@Breaking911

2 months

HAPPENING NOW: Israel bracing for large scale attack, US & UK fighter jets scrambling

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@JuevosBanchero

4 months

Whenever he’s ready to talk about using his influence to exclude FSU from CFP, we’ll be waiting. He can take all the time he needs.

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

4 months

Kirk Herbstreit speaks out against ‘dark’ online negativity

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Ward declaring hours after DJU to FSU news broke tells the whole story. He was waiting for us to come back to the table. We didn’t. Miami was never in the game.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

@OrangeBowlBoys Hey, smooth brain, AAU membership is not a B1G requirement. It’s a nice to have. Kind of like it’s nice to have our own football stadium, a full length IPF, etc.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Please respect my decision. 😤

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@JuevosBanchero

7 months

Every transfer in the country wants in at FSU. And we are only going to have like five spots. Five garnet and golden tickets.

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@JuevosBanchero

3 months

Barstool Miami admits FSU and Clemson dominate the ACC.

Barstool Miami

@BarstoolUMiami

3 months

FSU and Clemson fans thinking they would still dominate the other Power Five conferences is honestly peak delusion

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Hello, my name is Secure. I am a bag, I live in Tallahassee, and I suffer from crippling anxiety.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Love how three weeks ago ESPN openly mocked Texas for not passing the eye test, and made it clear that head to head win wasn’t the only metric that mattered. People have no idea how much control media has over their perceptions of reality.

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@JuevosBanchero

3 years

Miami fans watching their top wide receiver commit flip to UCF

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@JuevosBanchero

5 years

Why am I suddenly stuffed full of cash and being sent to some fields in Athens, Georgia? Wait...who is Justin?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

You guys do realize we’re going to annihilate Syracuse tomorrow right?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Hurricanes are basically just loud destructive masses of hot air blowing themselves, and most years they don’t even show up, and wow it really is the perfect mascot for Da U.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

Oh wow FSU just happens to be hosting a major booster event in Chicago, minutes from B1G headquarters?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

The ACC preemptively suing FSU seems like yet another misstep that will come back to bite them.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

I’m not convinced FSU beats Michigan or Alabama with Rodemaker. But I am absolutely sure we’d have competed. Alford was spot on: unforgivable.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

@mfarrellsports @dirtyyybird lol I promise you it doesn’t.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Nice to see national media guys call out the @NCAA on their obvious horse shit. This is far more damaging to what’s left of their reputation than it is for FSU.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Happy to see guys turning pro and sitting out the Orange Bowl. That invite was insulting enough. Excited to see some hungry young guys use it as an opportunity to fight for a bigger role next season. That’s about it.

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@JuevosBanchero

1 month

Can anyone name a single FSU player who transferred out from Mike Norvell’s program and balled out somewhere else?

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@JuevosBanchero

5 years

Are they still taking applications?

Dan Woike

@DanWoikeSports

5 years

Clippers/Kawhi Leonard are donating more than 1 million new backpacks to students in Los Angeles/Inglewood.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

It’s truly incredible how brainwashed people are by ESPN.

Aka-RINNNNN 🪶🐙🦈🔎🥐🍙🐾

@cedric_alpha

5 months

FSU would've been beaten bloody by both Bama and UM, stop this nonsense

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Anyone else absolutely stunned to find out today is also the anniversary of FSU hiring Bobby Bowden?

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Everything before this was just the prologue. The Mike Norvell Era at FSU has only just begun…

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

I don’t really care that Tate is transferring but having it break on Christmas, five days before the Orange Bowl, is 1000% bitch made.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Congrats on getting bitched again, Mario Cristobal. Money don’t buy wins.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

FSU with Rodemaker could beat either of these teams. It’s sickening.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Been listening to @Nolecast talk about how turnovers are mostly random and oh hey cool now I’m having a full blown existential crisis.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

Remember how pumped FSU fans were in 2019 when Brian Burns got drafted first round after a painful losing season? Me neither.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Didn’t work out the way they wanted but I. Fucking. Called. It.

Juevos Banchero

@JuevosBanchero

6 months

Ostensibly the CFP made a business decision but I still believe, ultimately, this is because Saban is going to retire. When things are this nonsensical there is always a human element. Always.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

Yale had a guy drafted before Miami.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Hey @CanesFootball SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Rodney Hill making a lateral move from Miami to FAMU makes a lot of sense. He’ll have a much better shot at winning something there, too.

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@JuevosBanchero

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@NicoleAuerbach I gotta say I don’t think the beavers and cougars are getting enough credit for coming together like they have. Miracle of nature.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

That your little scheme failed pretty spectacularly.

Paul Finebaum

@finebaum

5 months

What's your biggest takeaway from last night's CFP Semifinals?

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

Goals af

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4 months

Real coaches not in the game. Huge relief for UF and Miami fans.

CFBLIVE247™

@CFBLive247_

4 months

Couple of points from the ESPN article on EA Sports College Football 25. • Real coaches won’t be in the game (at least for the first installment) • NIL & Transfer Portal will be in the game • You will not be able to create a player who chooses to not be in the game • Only

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6 years

I feel ten feet tall right now. Like a really big version of this exact bag.

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The ratings to see FSU take on either Michigan or Washington with Rodemaker would’ve been out of control. This was the most dramatic storyline available. ESPN chose ESPN.

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@JuevosBanchero

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Paul Finebaum is on MSNBC this morning lol. This was all pre-planned and now they’re spinning it. CFB is just politics with a football now.

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@JuevosBanchero

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Seriously @espn fuck you. Fuck you for clouding this moment with your poison, and taking it from these warriors who left it all on the field to bring home a win, a conference championship, and yes, suck all of my cock, a playoff berth.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Now that Norvell is locked up I really, really hope DeBoer says no.

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Wow a guy who never even played a snap for Alabama. FSU is down bad.

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

5 months

BREAKING: Elite 2025 EDGE Javion Hilson tells me he has Flipped from Alabama to Florida State! The 6’5 230 EDGE committed to the Crimson Tide in December He is ranked as the No. 2 EDGE in the ‘25 Class 👀

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UGA didn’t drop 60 on the 13-0 FSU team that got left out. Different teams. I don’t make the rules. ESPN does.

Narv👨🏽‍🦯🏈

@Narv2121

5 months

FSU is irrelevant in this talk. The team that just dropped 60 on them should have been in over bama.

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2 months

How absolutely classic would it be if it turns out the ACC fabricated the January 12 meeting and vote?

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6 years

Why don’t I feel secure right now?

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@JuevosBanchero

5 months

Harbaugh cheated in historic fashion, led Michigan to a championship that every media outlet validated without hesitation, openly used his cheating to negotiate a new UM deal, failed, and is now headed to the NFL. And all of this is just fine. This is just who we are now.

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@JuevosBanchero

2 months

What Willie Taggart did at FAU ends any debate on his coaching ability. He inherited a conference champion built by Lane Kiffin and I’m not sure he ever even made a bowl in four years. One 10 win season at USF could only carry a career loser so far.

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@JuevosBanchero

6 years

This season of FSU is like all those later seasons of LOST where you were like, THIS is the episode where we’re finally gonna know what’s going on, and then afterward you’re kinda into it but not really and still have no idea.

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@JuevosBanchero

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I don’t know which is funnier: that the ACC is asking the court to allow them to enslave FSU, or that their argument is that we somehow damaged them by showing people what they’re doing.

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@Mochak123 S2 has a lot going for it too.

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