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@JonsLongs
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14 days
🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 💢Be Fooled By The Flops That She Got | Atlas Trailer REACTION
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@JonsLongs
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Marvel's got the chance for the funniest casting choice rn
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Ryan Gosling is reportedly in talks to join the MCU in an unknown role. (Via: @DanielRPK )
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@JonsLongs
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Please tell me this is real. HBO max is about to get crucified 🤣
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
GET. A. DIVORCE.
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@JonsLongs
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he is so annoying oh my GAWD lol
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
Don't applaud Will Smith for this bitch shit. Applaud Chris Rock for keeping his composure and not stooping to his level. One of the world's greatest actors would rather start shit over jokes than divorce. The man is broken
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@JonsLongs
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"yall don't like Netflix Cleopatra, but you were fine with Brendan Fraser playing a white character??"
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ad: "Coming Soon: The Batman! A dark character study of Bruce Wayne, and his descent into Gotham's underbelly" *weeks later* > Bruce dies the first EP > Catwoman takes over > show's all about catwoman now YOU CANT GET MAAAD
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@JonsLongs
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Cameron: "next avatar gon be the same plot but nine hours of red niggas teaching the blue niggas fire shit"
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@JonsLongs
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"of COURSE he liked a poignant anti-sex trafficking movie 🙄" what did you mean by this? lol
@fleMitchfilm
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Of course he fucking does.
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
Henry Cavill saving us from Marvel tier writing
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@JonsLongs
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There's three levels of white woman cringe; Body positivity Feminism and being a Swiftie
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Arcane✨️
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She... She looks like me.. She's built like me... I... thank you 💜 #RepresentationMatters #DiabloIV
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@JonsLongs
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remember in FATWS when Bucky apologized for his white privilege while literally being a slave
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Culture Crave 🍿
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Sebastian Stan is officially not returning as Bucky for #CaptainAmerica4 (via @RadioTimes )
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@JonsLongs
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Wait wait chick is in the trailer... fuck its true 🤣🤣🤣
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@JonsLongs
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Name one trait... And remember "doing the right thing" doesn't count
@jessiegender
Jessie Earl
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Look, I love Luke Skywalker and all I wanna do is give my pre-fascist boy Anakin Skywalker a hug; and I am no defender of the Disney trilogy on a whole, but Rey has more personality then both those boys put together.
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@JonsLongs
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He's the VILLAIN?
@BaliLucca
Lucca Bali
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@dyingscribe Kenbros.... We have never been so back
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@JonsLongs
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"we are supportive of women's cleavage! ....until it's a videogame character! thats when our misogyny's allowed to flourish"
@bendreyfuss
Ben Dreyfuss
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Conservatives keep trying to change the game here, ok? Libs never said women can’t show cleavage. We are the people who are supportive of women owning their own sexuality! Ok? We invented that.
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@JonsLongs
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I'll explain; The film is being down voted on a massive scale because it glorifies a group that benefited in the slave trade. Meaning, they sold other Africans to Europeans. To cap it all off, this bastardization of black history was written by two white women. There ya go 😉
@daveleedwnundr
Dave Lee
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“We don’t hate that she’s black or that she’s a woman, we just hate that they have to ‘race-swap’ characters instead of creating new, strong characters for black actors and women!” Ok, explain this…
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@JonsLongs
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Ahem ..... *whispers* ...that's not Israel
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Ani-Ray🇵🇸🍉
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This is how Iron Man treats terrorists btw. Terrorists like Isreal
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I wanna make a slavery film with nonstop "marvel humor" just to fuck with people *slave gets whipped within an inch of his life* some kunte kinte lookin ass: "well, THAT happened..."
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@JonsLongs
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Oof...just UGH
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@JonsLongs
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"wHy wOuLd aNyOnE liE aBoUt tHaT"
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Crux of the article; "if you wanna keep watching superhero movies ya gotta let the kidnappings and abuse slide"
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@JonsLongs
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"Kyle Rittenhouse shouldn't have been there" NONE OF THEM should've been there. The fuck is your point?
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@JonsLongs
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...The leaks were real Defending this show is bordering on delusion now lmao #SheHulk
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@JonsLongs
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> "she's anti woman" > "I hope she gets raped by a family member, that'll set'er straight" Your sons deserves better for a father
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@JonsLongs
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celebs finally being held to the same standards on YT good
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Nicki Minaj
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Rings of Power jacked the Twilight: Breaking Dawn end credits. I edited accordingly lol @Nerdrotics
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Is the helmet....ridged...for her cornrows?
@Nerdrotics
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How it started How it's going
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@JonsLongs
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"cooking for a man is only something women do, so this has gotta be gay"
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They are dating. Bruce and Clark are dating.
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@JonsLongs
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😂
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
No, Amy! No!
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@JonsLongs
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aaaannnd the comments are already disabled 😂
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@JonsLongs
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I'm getting real sick of the mentality that only men want good media Also, LMFAO
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bro dodged a whole trashcan lol
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@JonsLongs
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Imagine being hyped for a show out of spite 🤣
@therealsupes
Matt Ramos
2 years
If #SheHulk twerking really upset you, just know there’s more coming.
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@JonsLongs
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"man abused, women most affected"
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@JonsLongs
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jaysus CHRIST you'd think i'd be like "this shit makes me not want to get married" but its more like "I want a husband to shower with love and respect just to spite this bitch"
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"as a superman fan, I don't like Superman"
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Jalen
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This was one of my two problems with this movie.
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@JonsLongs
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nah, I think I will malding over negative reviews, only exposes the insecurity in your convictions grow up or shut up
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Terry Mayo
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Don't be THAT guy.
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Henry Cavill celebrating international men's day, cooking brisket 🥰
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Captain Jack Sparrow's character is a drunk, you hole
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@JonsLongs
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Ezra Miller dressed like the joker during his arrest lmao
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@JonsLongs
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Hasan's intelligence is only matched by his fanbase
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@JonsLongs
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They get so disappointed when "white boy incel" is really "brown sugar femcel" 🤣
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@JonsLongs
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It's already unrealistic that a black woman gets her hair wet
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@JonsLongs
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You've never known true hardship, until you've been a white woman walking down the street 🙄
@thejstoobs
stoobs
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#shehulk might genuinely be the first time some young men hear a woman speak candidly about experiences like this. It might not seem like it but that’s hugely important.
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@JonsLongs
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Right on schedule lol
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@JonsLongs
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Watch as three woman gaslight a man into accepting emotional/verbal abuse from a potential s/o ...and STFU, WILLOW
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@JonsLongs
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WOW...
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@JonsLongs
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the same reason you'd shit a brick if T'Challa was suddenly a french nobleman, dumbass
@skyler_higley
Skyler Higley
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why do white people lose their minds when you change the race of a fictional character 🙄
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unrelated video.mp4
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@JonsLongs
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nigga...
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@JonsLongs
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dem white republicans "around the world" lol
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@arianaunext
steven ☀️
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@PopCrave Them white folks and republicans are mad! They mad Halle is literal perfection!
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@JonsLongs
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because no one knew it existed, it flopped nigga lol
@jd_hazel
JD Hazel
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@MaxKennerly Certain folks definitely didn't have this energy about "accuracy" when this occurred
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@FactQuartering You mean those two non-historical, fictional characters?
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@JonsLongs
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Pls stop. Now.
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@JonsLongs
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3 years
Staring into the abyss once again
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
The first predator had a native American, a black guy, and a hulking Austrian with a thick unintelligible accent Stfu
@spatula_uterus
siddarth
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@happydragondave I imagine if Predator 2 was released today, they'd be complaining about how woke it is just because the main character is black.
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@JonsLongs
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3 years
How you can tell you're about to watch some bullshit
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@JonsLongs
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No, we called it "shit," because the movie was SHIT Who you dunkin on? Lol
@21rexjrs
Wirtz BDO 2024 🇩🇪
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Mfs in 2022 would call this woke
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@JonsLongs
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Wakanda's got no acting classes 😆
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"Eternals was unique because its the first MCU film with a text crawl" THIS IS A REAL TAKE
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"Norville" was already cucked they were originally gonna dress him up like a gay waiter from Demolition Man
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@JonsLongs
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2 years
Black folks are doing pretty good if this is what you have to worry about
@MaceAhWindu
MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸
2 years
Not even posting this to TikTok because I know it’s gonna get taken down. I’ll share it here.
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@JonsLongs
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Name one fucking 600lb actor, you cabbage-brained fart
@oranicuhh
CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️
1 year
all this instead of just hiring an actual plus sized actor is fucking nuts
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Disney: This summer...you WILL sympathize with a strong, independent dog killer Cruella. 5.24.21
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Maybe twitter downvotes are a good thing.. .
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YouTube, what the FUCK
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😑
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Do I even need to say it?
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Prediction; Wakanda Forever's emotional center will be dependent solely on Chadwick Boseman's death, and exploitation of the cast's real life grief. This will serve as distraction from the film's obvious massive flaws
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@JonsLongs
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Robyn Hood gave me belly laughs
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😂🤣
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This is the same idiot that said Captain Marvel was justified in frying a guy's hand for the crime of speaking to her. He considered THAT to be justified self defense. Remember that. 😂
@LegalEagle
LegalEagle
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Who is right about Rittenhouse? It's complicated. New video up on Nebula and YouTube.
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@JonsLongs
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because you only acknowledge minorities when they agree with you 😊
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Anii
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Funny how it’s only white men disagreeing with me :)
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pls no don't do this to yourself, quinton
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"I can't believe this studio that consistently panders my political beliefs is allowed to pander my political beliefs SO SO SCANDALOUS 👏"
@starsentmal
maleficent ✰
2 years
#SheHulk    Spoilers - - - - - Surprised they even allowed this scene to be kept, but she told not one lie.
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Why do they even try lol
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hehe rekt
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I ACTUALLY got death threats for this lol
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@buffys
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what was your biggest twitter controversy?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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It's neverending lol
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"yknow what's a great idea? Shitting on the people who enabled me to be the greasy shitbag I am today, I'm sure this won't have dire consequences on my earning power"
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mjolniggir
@MasteroftheTDS
MasteroftheTDS
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His hammer even has some graffiti on it ! 🤦‍♂️ Marvel is creatively bankrupt 🤣🤣🤣
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