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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

27 days

See you soon, Detroit. #NFLDraft

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Jon Helmkamp

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1 year

@RealSkipBayless Jesus christ, Skip. You've said some shit stuff, but this is by far the shittiest.

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5 years

You guys. MY FIRST BOOK IS GETTING PUBLISHED. AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! #WritingCommunity

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1 year

Can we talk about the fact that DeVonta Smith finished the season with the 9th-most receiving yards in the NFL at 170 lbs? I was told that wasn't possible.

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@BrandonDubisky @AaronRodgers12 -Co-signed, Bears fans

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2 months

Justin Fields is Lamar Jackson. The difference is that Lamar Jackson went to a team with terrific leadership from the top down, and the coaching built an offense around his skills. Fields entered the league with MVP upside and CHI ruined him. I'm furious.

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5 months

@FAmmiranteTFJ Just rename it the No. 1 seed QB award at this point.

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2 years

Ryan Poles literally passed on George Pickens with both of his 2022 2nd-round picks to trade a 2023 2nd for the guy that Pickens made irrelevant.

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5 years

Guys. My book is here. I may be actually stunned. I’m not sure this video fully captures how much this means to me, but holding my book for the first is one of the greatest moments of my life. #WritingCommunity #AmReading

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2 years

Congratulations Cleveland Browns on your $20M wide receiver that your QB will target 5 times per game.

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2 years

Gardner Minshew is going to be the next Ryan Fitzpatrick, isn't he.

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2 years

@PFF_Jarad @amonra_stbrown that message is Denzel's speech from Remember The Titans, my guy. 😂

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1 year

So the Panthers could have drafted Justin Fields when they had Christian McCaffrey and DJ Moore and didn’t, then traded away both stud players, and also traded away two 1sts and two 2nds to draft a QB that now won’t have anyone to throw to. Boy, that was a choice.

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1 year

Just a reminder that Justin Fields has that rare “fine, I’ll just do it myself” ability. 😤

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I wrote this early last month, and I stand behind it. @Dame_Lillard is the MVP.

Damian Lillard for MVP? It’s about Dame Time

There is no player in the NBA that I would want to build a franchise around more than Damian Lillard. Not only is he an elite talent on the court, with his signature #LogoLillard range and #DameTime...

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Is Justin Jefferson / Dalvin Cook the best WR/RB duo in the NFL?

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Only 247 days until the start of the next fantasy football season. 🥺🥺🥺

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Hunter Renfrow finished the fantasy football season as the WR11 in PPR.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

You'd really think the NFL would have a combine account that would post all this info as it happens.

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@JonHelmkamp

1 year

Bears get: Chris Godwin, 19th overall, 51st overall Tampa Bay gets: 1st overall. Who says no?

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I was just offered Tom Brady straight up for my Justin Fields in a superflex dynasty league where I'm 5-2. I took it. All in to win this year. So long, sweet prince.

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4 months

@BrettKollmann @JuiceCheck44 Dude this is so sick.

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2 years

We went from having Jonathan Taylor vs. Javonte Williams to being treated to Nyheim Hines vs. Mike Boone. Thanks, I hate it here.

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1 year

DJ Chark is now playing-for-the-Bengals away from completing the cat team cycle.

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Jon Helmkamp

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7 months

Excuse me Tom. Sir. 😂 @TomPelissero this is my favorite moment in TV history.

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1 year

@ToddHam93620128 @BrandonDubisky @AaronRodgers12

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3 years

Receptions this year: Leonard Fournette - 25 Austin Ekeler - 23 Wut.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

It's that time of the year to speculate as to what profession Mr. McAllister had. Any guesses?

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4 years

The good news about the Thursday night game being DEN vs NYJ is you don't have to set your fantasy roster until Sunday.

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3 months

Oregon coach @CoachDanLanning was just out here walking the field and saying hi to all his former Ducks, including Khyree Jackson, who clearly is very happy to see him.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Zach Wilson, if you ruin Elijah Moore, the fantasy community will never forgive you.

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

Joe Burrow has reportedly told the Bengals that he would prefer to play elsewhere instead of for them. The Bengals are “probably selling the #1 overall pick,” per source. Huge potential shakeup to the #NFLDraft2020

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Drafting Chris Godwin as your WR3 in fantasy drafts this year feels like stealing.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

Jonathan Taylor being on his bye week with fantasy playoff berths on the line is less than ideal.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

I'm now 30 years old, and I have no desire to not do the things I'm passionate about. I will make a full time living in fantasy football by the end of my 30th year.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

3 years

Just traded Darren Waller in redraft PPR for DJ Moore and Chase Claypool, and I already have Noah Fant at TE. I think I got better.

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1 year

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

Less than five months later, my dream is becoming a reality. 😭 I am beyond proud to announce that I am joining @Deadspin as a Staff Writer, and will be relocating to Chicago in a week and a half!!! Dreams matter. Chase yours with passionate ferocity. My new place. ⬇️

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@JonHelmkamp

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I'm now 30 years old, and I have no desire to not do the things I'm passionate about. I will make a full time living in fantasy football by the end of my 30th year.

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 months

Bills fans: Josh Allen and this offense needs a downfield threat with speed. The roster is loaded with underneath guys. Fortunately, this draft class has a bunch of wide receivers that would fit that mold. Personally, I'd love to see Rd. 1 WR for BUF, and a lot of mocks are…

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Flipped Dameon Pierce for a 2023 1st on a rebuilding roster. How's your morning?

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

@DomClare @SlaterNFL And glue it to his damn wrist

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

5 years

I'll definitely do my shout out to people that should be followed, but I want to do something different, too. If you are in the #WritingCommunity and have less than 1,000 followers, comment below!! I will retweet each and every one of you. #ff

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

Baltimore Ravens: ✖️ J.K. Dobbins ✖️ Gus Edwards ✖️ Latavius Murray ⚪️ Devonta Freeman ⚪️ Le'Veon Bell And yet 5.5 YPC Ty'Son Williams has been inactive 2 of the last 3 games? Make it make sense.

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Jon Helmkamp

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1 year

If you're struggling with the Damar Hamlin situation, it's normal. It's okay to be impacted by this. It's okay to be shaken. You aren't alone.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

They should penalize a fake slide tbh. Defenders are put in a horrible situation where they have to pull up.

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2 years

Kenny Pickett NSFW #H2P

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Someone explain to me why Elon Musk buying twitter means twitter is ruined.

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

Y'all. I got it. 😭

Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

I just had a fantastic job interview. Please, please send all prayers/well wishes/good vibes into the universe that I get it.

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Jon Helmkamp

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7 months

@ShanePHallam @FantasyFlyover Can you blame him? Look at the terrifying guys he was up against.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I still can't believe the Broncos are going into camp with Drew Lock and Teddy Bridgewater as their quarterbacks and passed on Justin Fields for a corner.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

3 years

I just asked Patrick Mahomes a question during his media availability during Super Bowl week. What is life. I blacked out. I'm shaking.

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Jon Helmkamp

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5 years

Okay, I would like to write full time now. My job is killing me.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

The Buffalo Bills were the #1 run defense in the NFL. After facing Jonathan Taylor, their average fantasy points per game allowed to RBs dropped all the way to 14th-best. lol sheesh.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

No words. I married the most beautiful woman I've ever seen last night. @LucyPaulBooks

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I am up 21 points and my opponent has James Conner. Conner was just ruled out. Did I just pick up Anthony McFarland and Jaylen Samuels so my opponent can't? Yes. Yes I did. Snell is on another roster.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

Justin Fields was the No. 1 high school quarterback recruit in the country (over Lawrence.) He's a better passer than Wilson, and a better runner than Lance. I just do. not. get. this.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Chris Godwin is younger than Terry McLaurin.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

I just traded away Jonathan Taylor. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

3 years

Matt Nagy told the media today that there was an error in a route today based on the look the defense gave, and Justin Fields coached up the receiver and told him what he should be doing next time in that coverage. On day 1. So yeah, he's learning the playbook.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

I'm beyond thrilled and honored to announce that I've accepted a full time role as a Sports Gambling Editor/Producer with the @nypost !! I can't wait to get started. Let go. 🔥🔥🔥

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

@bobbyfantasypro Christian. Married. 3 kids. Multiple offenses.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

Hey #FFFitClub - progress. Down 18 lbs and under 200. Getting under that threshold is such a happy first goal.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Seattle is broken and needs to tear it down. Trade Russ. Trade Bobby Wagner. Fire Pete Carroll. It's time to rebuild.

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Jon Helmkamp

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5 years

I’m done writing my book. I wrote an entire book... I can’t believe it. What an amazing, surreal experience it is. Now I get to watch @hayleypaigeprof bring it to life.

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4 years

Some really thrilling news. 🔥🔥🔥

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

Jaren Hall is my pick to be the QB that has a meteoric rise heading to next year's draft.

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Jaren Hall, future professional football thrower

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

I just sent 2022 1.01 and 2x 2023 1st for Jonathan Taylor and Miles Sanders.

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3 years

Look what a bad offensive line and horrible play calling can do to someone.

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5 years

How do you guys deal with unsupportive family members? I’m currently struggling with my wife, who doesn’t believe I’m “writing a book,” even though I very clearly am. She thinks I’m wasting my time. Help me out, #WritingCommunity .

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

The NFL is better when @MarquetteKing is in it, and there's no reason he shouldn't be. Thank you for the interview, Marquette!

Why isn’t Marquette King still punting in the NFL? I asked him

Generally speaking, when an All-Pro player is healthy, they’re employed in today’s NFL. For whatever reason, that isn’t the case for Marquette King, who is healthy, available, and ready to contribute...

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Everyone make sure to turn your clocks back 100 years before going to bed tonight.

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2 years

So @adamrank took James Cook at the 1.03, ahead of Kenneth Walker. I dunno I just thought we should talk about this.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

Stop focusing on Schefter and focus on Haskins, his loved ones, and his teammates. Come on, guys.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

So, dropping an extra safety back is all it took to completely thwart Patrick Mahomes?

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2 years

@bkrudy Good lord, man.

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3 years

If Case Keenum, D'Ernest Johnson, Demetric Felton, Donovan Peoples-Jones, and Rashard Higgins beat the Broncos, Denver should just fold up shop for the season.

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3 years

Someone just sent ME an offer of JT and Tyreek Hill for my 2022 and 2023 1sts and 2nds and I almost passed out from excitement. I obviously accepted.

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Jon Helmkamp

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1 year

If Bijan Robinson didn't exist, we would be talking about Roschon Johnson a LOT more. 6'2" 220 lbs back with speed, physicality, agility, and receiving ability.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I got an offer of Derrick Henry for my CEH and I have never accepted a trade faster in my entire life.

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@JonHelmkamp

2 years

@EmmanuelAcho You should be ashamed of yourself for making a claim like this. Be better.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Let's just get this out of the way now, since it's that time of year and plenty of people are bringing it back up: Yeah, I'm the guy that ranked Ja'Marr Chase as my rookie WR7 last year. I was wrong. I've owned it - many times. Chase is an elite dynasty asset. We good?

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

Why the fuck is the @MLB blacking out local games THAT FANS CANNOT ATTEND.

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

6 days away from JT busting a massive run against Jacksonville.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

This happened. @PatrickMahomes thank you so much for your time and for answering my question. This was a huge moment for me personally and professionally. Good luck on Sunday!

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

Tomorrow is Monday. Tomorrow I start my new job. Tomorrow I prioritize my health. Tomorrow is a very big day.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

I was just offered Logan Thomas, Juju Smith-Schuster, and two 2nds for Kyle Pitts. I said no.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

12 days

There's more of a possibility than most would like to admit (or as @GregTompsett would say, a "non-zero chance") that the departure of Diggs acts as a bit of a relief and a refresh in this Bills offense. Now centered on young guns like Dalton Kincaid, Keon Coleman, James Cook,…

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

Officially divorced. Got the papers in the mail today. What a strange, surreal feeling.

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Jon Helmkamp

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5 years

I'm officially in twitter jail. I am following 5,001 of you and although I have over 4,300 followers, twitter doesn't think I should be able to follow anyone else. I would greatly appreciate more followers simply so I can interact with you all! Help? #WritingCommunity #SharePls

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

@MiKeMeUpP It’s Matt Patricia. Probably offering him donuts and the hug he always wanted but never got in NE.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

I don't recommend trading up a lot, but I'm the defending champion in a league and just sold my soul to move up to 1.01 to get Breece Hall to pair with Jonathan Taylor and Javonte Williams. My RB1s of the last three classes.

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5 years

So this whole “women over 35 can’t be attractive” thing face me an idea. Let’s play a guess your age game! I’ll start with a picture of me. Guess the age of anyone in the thread and add your picture to it.

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2 years

If Herschel Walker becomes a United States Senator, humanity should just fold up shop and call it a day.

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Jon Helmkamp

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4 years

I want everyone to take 11 seconds and watch running back poetry in motion. This is my 2020 RB1. JONATHAN. TAYLOR.

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4 years

@aaron_schill Jameis Winston looks like an actor trying to act like a QB for a movie.

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Jon Helmkamp

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2 years

Just gonna leave this Brian Robinson clip riiiiiight here.

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Jon Helmkamp

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3 years

If Jordan Love does well tomorrow, people will say it's because the Chiefs defense is bad. If Jordan Love does poorly tomorrow, people will say he's awful for not being able to perform against the Chiefs. I see zero outcome where people will give him credit.

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1 year

@clayharbs82 Not enough.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

2 years

We're going to get: A) Mahomes in a rematch with SF for the Super Bowl. B) Mahomes against Matthew Stafford in his first Super Bowl appearance. C) Joe Burrow taking the Bengals from 1st overall draft pick to a Super Bowl in 2 years. D) Some combination of the above. Dude.

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Jon Helmkamp

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5 years

When I start reading a book, I feel as though I’m obligated to finish it. Does anyone else feel this way? #WritingCommunity

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

4 years

I want to thank everyone for their prayers over the last couple weeks. My ex-wife is now symptom free and has been cleared of COVID-19. We will be returning to normal over the course of the next couple days. The kids and myself are all symptom-free as well.

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Jon Helmkamp

@JonHelmkamp

3 years

It's Brandon Aiyuk, by a lot.

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3 years

Two weeks in, what player are you MOST worried about for fantasy football? 👀

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