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Comedian-writer, The Bad Piano Player Podcast.

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John Wing

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Fortnight Tuesday, fortnight Tuesday, I know you of old, You have dropped a new episode of silver and gold! We feature Mitchell Parish, lyricist extraordinary, for a second episode fully 4 and a half years after his first. Tune in and hear the words!

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Mitchell Parish II

Send us a textThe Bad Piano player first featured lyricist Mitchell Parish in his own episode four years ago. Episode five, season one. We thought it high time

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3 years

Rachel Maddow is laying it out right now and it's devastating. A SITTING U.S. SENATOR was warned by the FBI that the propaganda he was pushing was from an operation RUN by Russian Intelligence and he said thanks and kept doing exactly what he'd been doing. #ImpeachRonJohnson

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Dear Marco Rubio, someone used an insane mob, that he built with lies, to destroy the democratic system of government. FIVE people died in the ensuing rebellion. It isn't vengeance. It's accountability. Investigating Benghazi 11 times, that was vengeance. Got it sorted now?

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I've hated four people in my life, and Lindsay Graham is three of them.

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My mother passed away this morning. She was 90 years old. She fell on Monday and broke her hip and her wrist. She had hip surgery on Tuesday and it was too much. She died of a heart attack. It was quick and merciful. May her soul rest. She was the best person I ever knew.

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“How can the Prime Minister, in good conscience, go to Japan for a funeral when a lethal hurricane threatens the Maritimes??” 24 hours later “Trudeau insults Allies by skipping funeral of Japanese leader just to buy votes.”

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For the record, the "Trudeau-Funded Media" does not exist. It is a lie told to you because they're convinced beyond doubt you're not smart enough to know it's a lie.

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5 years

This is what really surprises me, the hatred of Trudeau. A completely middle-of-the-road guy who's probably a little overwhelmed by the job. Disagree? Sure. But the hatred? The REMARKABLE hatred? I don't get that. Because there's no reason to hate him.

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Sad day in Canada when the evil cons have created such hate for the PM that he needs to wear a bullet proof vest.

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We now fully understand that there is nothing that could happen in the world that Canadian Conservative politicians wouldn’t see as an opportunity to smear the currently elected government.

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Mr. Poilievre, what's your plan? "Trudeau is a communist." Proof? What is communism? "I will remove the gatekeepers." "Who are the gatekeepers and how will you remove them and from where? "I will make housing affordable." How will you do that? "Trudeau is a communist."

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My daughter just texted me, "I, too, have many concepts of a plan."

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I don't know about you, but I really like that many Canadians were vaccinated before the Prime minister and his wife. Maybe that's just me.

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I grew up in a Canadian household and my parents were Conservatives, but back then Conservatives weren't the kind of people who would see a pandemic that was killing thousands of people as an opportunity to make their political opponents look bad, as they do now. #differenttimes

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2 years

Just a reminder that Al Franken resigned from the Senate because he made a tasteless joke during a tour where he was entertaining U.S. troops.

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Let's be honest, for the Trudeau haters, he's divisive because he was elected. He's really divisive because he was elected a second time , and he's the most divisive PM ever because he exists on the same planet as they do. Stop trying to make it anything more. They're children.

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As a Canadian born person, watching this debate, I can't stop thinking, "What the hell does Bobby Orr see in this dumb felon running for president?" Seriously, WHAT?

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3 years

@BrentBozell Thanks Brent. Could you give us a list of the crimes (Excluding statutory rape, of course) that WOULD make you decline to support a Republican candidate? You know, just for later reference. Thanks again.

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Chris Rock showed millions of people what being cool actually is.

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If you really think Trudeau is a Marxist, then three things are true: 1. You're really, REALLY easy to con. 2. You don't actually know what a Marxist is. and 3. I'm Spartacus.

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If you see "Jordan Peterson" is trending, save yourself a click, because the reason is always "For being an asshole."

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6 years

@benshapiro No, Ben. Obama being black is how we got Trump. People in the US being just monumentally stupid is how we got Trump. With a lot of help from propaganda-whores like you and smart Russians who understood how vulnerable a nation of gullible idiots really is.

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@GovMikeHuckabee @CNN @realDonaldTrump An easy mistake to make, Mike. No problem. She is a liar, and so are you. Remember the commandments? You're both breaking them.

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So some poll says that a majority of Canadians think the country is broken? Does that mean Canada actually is broken? Here's a hint: NO, it doesn't. It means someone is trying to influence how YOU think with some bullshit poll. You're welcome.

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3 years

The current elephant in the room is this: Mike Lindell is insane. In the purest and most clinical definition of the word. Insane.

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Andrew Scheer’ brain when he gets a question he doesn’t like: 1: Sip water from glass 2: Do the ‘I’m thinking hard’ smirk 3: Lie 4: Repeat

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I'm old enough to remember when the Canadian Conservative Party wasn't 100% performance art.

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3 years

31 years ago today, I did the Tonight Show for the first time. 27 years ago today, I got sober. Yesterday I did my first live club set in almost 2 years. #KeepComingBack

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4 years

I confess to being curious as to how many Conservative Albertans are angry at Jason Kenney for the current world oil price, since they used to think it was controlled by the premier, didn't they?

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5 years

I don't know who's advising you, Peter, but the advice is stupid and it's coming from idiots. Do you have any actual policy disagreements you could latch on to, you giant flaming hypocrite?

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3 years

@jdawsey1 Who fucking cares what that ignorant asshole has-been says?

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3 years

From all of us who got vaccinated and boosted and wore masks and did everything we could to be a community, and who are so, so , SO fucking tired of all of this, I'd like to personally thank Novak Djokovic for being SUCH a self important, ego-driven horse's ass.

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I find it fascinating that the people who tell me to "do your own research" are also, to a man, the same people who instantly believe anything Pierre Poilievre says.

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3 years

@davidmweissman It isn't polarization anymore. They hate us viscerally. They want us all dead. Prager, Levin, Elder, Gorka, Carlson, and especially Hannity are the greatest salespeople of hate in a century. THEY WANT US DEAD.

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4 years

@WFCChurch Good. The school doesn't allow shirts that trash other students for how they were born. By the way, Warrior, Christ never said a word about homosexuality being a sin. And you know why? Because it isn't. #Youdistortreligion

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3 years

I urge everyone who takes their life advice from Ricky Schroeder to get on this, because I believe this is the same Costco I go to, and I would truly appreciate shorter lines.

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@JanessaWaterson I feel intelligent. Thanks for asking.

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6 months

Goddamn Trudeau

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Canada in the G7.

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4 years

Was it me or did the Supreme Court nominee appear to be wholly ignorant of certain federal laws?

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5 years

Thanks to @NicolleDWallace and her crew for a great and informative hour. Best news/opinion hour on TV. @mayawiley too!

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4 years

Republicans aren't held to any standard.

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Is it me or is Deadline: White House with @NicolleDWallace the best news/commentary show on TV. Another great panel with the great host.

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There is nothing you need to know about Andrew Scheer more than this absolutely true Headline: Scheer Defends Made-up Claim That Liberals, NDP Will Hike GST." He made it up out of thin air, and now he's defending it. The thing he MADE UP. What else do you need to know?

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@CesarConda You're good? Phew. I'd hate to think you had a conscience.

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@bennyjohnson My goodness, you're remarkably stupid. Thanks for letting me know.

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Joe Rogan knows as much about Canada as a duck knows about string theory.

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"Trudeau is a Marxist!" "No, he isn't." "So you voted for that racist Marxist?" "I've never voted for him." "But you defend him." "Not defending him. I'm disagreeing with you." "Typical woke leftist, no facts." "What facts do you have?" "For a comedian, you're not funny."

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@SenTedCruz Listen Ted, this is just a suggestion. Get off Twitter, resign from the Senate, go away and don’t come back. It would make the country better.

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3 years

@DineshDSouza A man confronts an unapologetic racist in a fishing tackle store. What's shocking about it? What would you charge the man with? Excessive truth-telling? Overzealous statement of fact?

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@HawleyMO You're full of shit top to bottom, side to side.

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@rebeccamakkai during the depression, My grandmother custom made clothes for the children of a doctor in exchange for healthcare for her family, and the children of a dentist for dental care, and several other professional people's kids in barter for goods and services.

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Tell you what, dude. You tell me exactly what critical race theory is, chapter and verse, A to Z, and THEN you can talk about why you don't think it should be taught to kids in public school.

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Dear Poilievre supporters. I get that you don't like Trudeau, or even hate him so viscerally it poisons you, but seriously, do you have any idea how fucking simpleminded Pierre thinks you are? Indeed, is SURE you are?

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As in none. As in zero. As in zip, nada, bupkus, zilch. As in you were conned again, you gullibulls.

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BREAKING: Ukrainian prosecutors find absolutely NO evidence against Hunter Biden

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@WalshFreedom We need some things read into the record whether Republicans give a fuck about them or not; some facts to be recorded whether Republicans give a fuck about them or not. And we need to follow rules made by the founders even though we know Republicans don't give a fuck about them.

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Could you do your job if anything you did caused people to call you evil, and say you were a traitor? If literally everything you did was treated with SCREAMS of "SCANDAL!!"? Could you do your job if people spewed visceral hatred in your face 24/7? Well, Justin Trudeau can.

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Tell me again why Poilievre is so high in the polls...and then tell me if you'd be fine with this if it was Trudeau spending the taxpayer's money on the same thing. ANd have a nice day.

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@ArfinNathaniel @PierrePoilievre Poilievre has spent $8.5 MILLION on advertising vs $381,000 Liberal, $42,000 NDP. $85,000+ on IT services. It's blatantly obvious Poilievre doesn't know how to be fiscally responsible, doesn't know how to budget & spends extravagantly. Poilievre spends money like crazy

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Okay, I've seen the family Christmas photo with everyone holding rifles a few times today, but I didn't realize until now that it was a CONGRESSMAN. An ELECTED representative. Republicans, serious question: What the fuck is wrong with you assholes?

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I just watched Wab Kinew's victory speech and I am so grateful I lived long enough to see it. He is inspiring and I seriously doubted that inspiring people could get elected anymore. Well done Manitoba! This expatriate salutes you.

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@megynkelly Why does someone’s education cause you to lash out? And who are you helping by doing it?

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We're at O'Toole's headquarters, Ian, and we think we just saw Jason Kenney serving chips and salsa to those gathered. Why he was in assless chaps, we don't know. Back to you. #CdnElection2021

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I don't know if I can say this as forcefully as it needs to be said, but Robert Kennedy Jr. is out of his mind. Literally insane. If you listen to and/or follow him, you're following a person who is batshit to the fourth power.

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@JackPosobiec Good. I will support all of them.

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I’ve given this a lot of thought and I think it’s safe to say now that, until the election in the US (and the election in Canada), everything the Republicans and the Conservatives say about the Democrats or the Liberals and what they’re going to do will be pure horseshit.

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@CNN He was stopped for not having a license plate, which he actually DID have. They HAD NO REASON to command him to get out of the car. NO REASON. He never threatened them IN ANY WAY. Teaching moment, my ASS. Fuck this noise.

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@joe_positive @Acyn Fox News: Where No Honest Person Exists.

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Cut the Cons, Prune the Pierre, Reject the Racists, Ditch Doug Ford, Dump Danielle, Lose The Lies, Axe the Hacks, Float the Boats, and TAKE OFF THAT IDIOTIC COWBOY HAT, you fake.

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Remember when the really ignorant people who thought they knew everything stopped us from eradicating smallpox and polio?

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4 years

I might retweet this every day until I'm dead.

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I don’t want to hear any of my former Republican colleagues ever again say they believe in “law & order.” Ever again.

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The only people truly offended by France's little Da Vinci parody, screaming "it makes a mockery of Christianity!", are the people who make a mockery of Christ and his teachings every single day by hating everything they don't understand.

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@AnonymousQ1776 She’s dancing. As a teen. I have no idea if she was a clueless nitwit then, though I am sure you’re still a clueless nitwit.

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All due respect, Conservatives, but man, we're tired of your horseshit.

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3 years

Some actual Democratic plots: 1: Plot to let every citizen vote. 2: Plot to make businesses pay workers a living wage. 3: Plot to make corporations and the richest people pay their actual share of taxes. 4: Plot to help the planet by switching to renewable energy.

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@GovMikeHuckabee @MLB Try identifying as a human, Mike. As a human with compassion for others trying to survive in their own way. Stop trying to be funny, or relevant, because you've never been either.

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The best way to describe Peter MacKay’s prospects would be to say he’s trending downward dog.

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5 years

Sitting on our couch, my daughter asks my wife, "Who's my favorite comedian?" (I'm sitting less than four feet away.) Then she smiles, "It's @pattonoswalt ! I've laughed at EVERY one of his specials." I debate telling her she should move out, then slink away.

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@creation247 @votetob Don'e ever let anyone tell you what to dream. Dream what you want. Fuck them.

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@JakeSherman @AOC To quote GW Bush, "John Thune is a major-league asshole."

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@DeanBrowningPA Trump didn't build a goddamn thing. He golfed and made inflammatory and racist remarks. Every damn day for four years.

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Jake Tapper is right, Unvaccinated Americans, and Trumpists don't react well to scolding. Or teaching. Or learning. Or facts. Or community. Or data. Or science. Or people voting.

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@dominicholden Yes, he would have made the cake. You don't have a single idea of Jesus or his beliefs, do you? You use Jesus to hurt people. Nice

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@WendyRogersAZ So you like racist names for sports teams, racist food products, and people who tried to destroy the United States because the gov't said they couldn't keep slaves. But you don't like traitors. Right. Got it now.

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@WalshFreedom Jimmy Carter isn't. He's too busy.

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@DrJillStein And we have you to thank. And our children will thank you. And maybe even their children, if they're able to have any. Thanks again

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1 year

Breaking: The 2023 Nobel Prize for “Lying Your Ass Off About Everything” has been awarded to Pierre Poilievre.

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4 years

Marjorie Taylor Greene is now saying it was just locker room talk.

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@AZ_Brittney Believe in? No. I believe THAT two consenting adults should be able to enter into a marriage contract recognized by the state no matter their gender. Marriage isn’t a goddamn religion. It’s a contract.

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1 year

PM Trudeau today: Stop telling ME to fix shit that falls under your purview BY LAW, K? Good talk.* *paraphrased

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@JesseKellyDC Too bad he said something that gave you an opportunity to not answer his question. If you think people who disagree with you are your enemies, then you’re lost. Which is sad.

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The sad truth is that Poilievre supporters are just damned lucky to have someone like Justin Trudeau leading the nation. Not that they'll ever realize that, because self-reflection and admitting you CAN be wrong is something that only adults are capable of.

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3 years

Sean Hannity is angry at the January 6th Commission for showing people exactly how two-faced and dishonest he is.

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2 years

Diane Therrien, Mayor of Peterborough, Ontario, said it so well. "You can't reason with unreasonable people. You have to speak with them on their level, and that's what I did." Just my opinion, but we'd be better off if more elected leader told f**kwads to f**k off.

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@Acyn No indictments, no indictments, no indictments , no indictments, no indictments, no indictments. Has anyone ever been indicted for misusing an e-mail server, @Hannity , you f***ing hack?

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@davidmweissman Because blaming the Democrats is all they have in terms of policy, vision, morality, or consciousness.

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@johnrich @elonmusk All your tweet proves is you know nothing about Liberals. Everything you think you know has been fed to you with a spoon, and is bullshit.

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@JohnCornyn @WSJopinion No it isn’t. It’s a fact check expose’ of a justice whose behaviour, were he a Liberal, you would find objectionable. You make your nation worse by toeing this enormously hypocritical line.

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Jeremy Hotz was the #1 comedian in Ottawa the first year they had a club. Hard hitting, angry comedy. Then one amateur night a guy signed up and from the moment Norm MacDonald walked on that stage, he was #1 . And there was only one of him. Ever. RIP, comedian. Too soon. Too soon.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy You're also full of shit. Top to bottom. Side to side.

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@ofctimallen It's just an idea. The awareness that other people exist with different needs and stories than yours. The most telling fact seems to be how much it bothers you that people are that aware.

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Trending Kathy Bates: She DIED? Bob Newhart: He DIED?? Joe Rogan: Said something stupid Ted Cruz: Did something stupid Louie Gohmert: Said something insane Geraldo: Who cares? Jerry Falwell Jr.: Something something gloryhole Tucker Carlson: Did he die? No? Said something racist.

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3 years

For those who might try to spin this, he's speaking of the GOP, the Republican Party.

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My former political party no longer believes in democracy.

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This isn't really a defense. It's the grievance list of a fourteen-year-old.

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