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Griftin'. No emergency. All's I got is time. If you can spare some cutter, though, me brother.

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1 month

Can we start playing "Fortunate Son" and dropping LSD yet?

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5 months

@HorrorGorl No. Unseasonably warm. Today it's raining. In Iowa in winter.

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5 months

Joe Biden is a dick, dude. Fuck that abominable ass monkey.

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24 days

You ever looked at your face and you're so ugly your life flashed before your eyes?

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6 months

Drew another comic for yas.

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5 months

My family doesn't talk to me because I'm poor. I'm not even on their radar.

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5 months

@sheseemslegit Cute as a button!

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5 months

#Kitch daubles Doilies and baubles Words Painting A picture All hair turns gray The words I say Memories Of us A fixture #vss365

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@DanaGricken Just remember you're doing great work!

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3 months

The beastly bellows Of the conductor of Nocturnal emission The Trained #Train Trifecta Penetrating the fog All my life the speech of the grinding Squall rattling the walls And the speech of a conductor Who spoke my language And identified me by name As King of Butt Town #vss365

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11 months

@Odyne_LaFee Lookin' radiant!

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4 months

#Dysania Mania At Ted's Bed Emporium I thought dysania Was a brand of mattress And I needed a new one Because mine was The color of nicotine And the upholstery Was rotten -- Ripped to ribbons By my very perspiration It seemed I needed it to be clean #vss365 #vss365

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4 months

At the #endgame , Still the sunset On the desert highway, A red corvette Speeding down the road. Lightning wolves And Christ consciousness In the magazine rack At the check-out aisle. S'posin now the bombs Will drop. S'posin destruction. #vss365

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5 months

We need to think of a name for our gang, and a logo we can sew to our jackets.

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10 months

@amazonbooks Are those scabs or is it a moustache?

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4 months

Far from all the towers Where the corn grows In several rows A graveyard full of houses The undead own Excited for dystopia A new #frontier Of healthy fear Platinum cornucopia A High Life beer #vss365

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Stop everything you’re doing and drop a GIF of an anime you really like.

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The bliss of sleepy hay fever Bottled, too crosseyed To know if it's the happy Bawling Don't know from #depravity Not privy to prave Even the exact same person Mediocre Transparent, unseen Something unseemly The thrill, Too everywhere to care #vss365

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5 months

Making my #acquaintance Out of driftwood that resembles A human body Impractically carving itself, Mother tattooed on me To make her decadent soul submit And stop that gutteral groaning guffaw She utters As she begins to decay And all the charms In all the basins #vss365

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2 months

Why hasn't MENSA saved the world? Not to joke...they're the high IQ society, and it's polite to explain who they are.

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3 months

Why is it so massively difficult for people to take care of each other? It's so simple.

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4 months

#Dragonfly Just above the gene pool Teeming with souls Whose smiles burst As they reach the surface Where is your mind Dragonfly Are you a deception too #vss365

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1 month

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5 months

She's sensitive and brutal As feral as the velvet bowl of stars And more than an #Acquaintance For anyone Hurt by your distaste For sour sweets She holes up In time, Any walls can talk #vss365

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5 months

Seeing is an incredible feat And your feelings Feel like pain That didn't change Count Crackula's Fangs, man His veins sweating #blood #vss365

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5 months

I can't recall #muskmelon Among all the cantaloupe There's some that can But others can't I guess I'm just a dope "You'd recall," someone might say From the muskmelon tree And I'd fight with muskmelon Claiming it was Snobbery #vss365

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9 months

@OctopusCaveman Or you're the one guy lesbians will give a chance!

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6 months

I don't suspect this will work, and I typically wouldn't do this, but there was an error in my payroll. I need fifty dollars. Worth a try. Love y'all. $playfulriddler That's my cash app. Thanks.

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10 months

Support @OctopusCaveman . The realest m-er f-er for miles.

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4 months

How old will you be this year? 44

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How old will you be this year? 47 🤦‍♀️😳😂

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1 month

Bribe you With a picture That didn't cost A #coin To hand you a gift Eh? But nothing compares To you seeing Or hearing If you Went Blind #vss365

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1 year

In #boundless days of night Timelapsed clouds Scroll off the edge of the Earth My cup filleth up And drain through my body The iron pipes of mind Evaporating into Spirits whispering Dreams into my ear #vss365

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1 month

We're just children In a way #Coin , pretty I'm stepping in line The rows of time Breaking rocks In the hot Sun Breaking me To break rocks Hulk smash #vss365

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6 months

The 70s called. They want their mutton chops back.

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This is what a Zionist looks like.

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9 months

My shadow fits #Tight between Warm rays of light Make a racket In the night Go outside, now Bang a drum Of delight And run away #vss365

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2 months

Anybody want to get in an argument with me?

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30 days

Everything is new Winding around Chronos the Sun Light, beyond age Embedded in the fabric Of hyperspace A tale of light Reflecting light A flayed frog On the surface You, inside You, inside Chronos Aware of there Being insides But only on the surface #vss365

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5 months

Oh God, Oprah? Can you imagine that hag on you?! ICK.

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5 months

If the Hague doesn't charge them the Hague needs to be charged, too.

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Let it be so.

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4 months

Vomit in the bathroom sink Why did you not use the toilet #Alcoholic ? I wouldn't know It's a shitty high But maybe the disgust Is permanent I wouldn't mind that much #vss365

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4 months

I don't get it. Any of it.

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5 months

I'm not too #forgetful Would recall, had I Committed a crime I remember the names Of my family Where I live And that I have a job But not the reality Of how free I am From the bonds Of love Chains having been draped Over me and never secured By a lock not epiphanized #vss365

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7 months

I want dust #Tranquil In the eye Of the Sun Smoke To make my mouth Water Heat to rattle My soul Out of its cage I want to feel My skeletal remains Bleach brittle In the desert Of God's Love And wait forever For the rain #vss365

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7 months

We're getting in reports that Israel sucks big fat dicks.

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7 months

I am bogus And insane #Tranquil Here in the castle Climbing the stairs Lantern in hand A solitary window Outside, the breast Of the new fallen snow #vss365

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5 months

Another person #Exquisite Consumerist lifeform Pupating, Spawning, Duly respected As an individual, As interpretable By anyone, Destroyer of What impedes Consumption Replication Joy, self-satisfaction Body set in motion To feel the emotion Of illusory Volition #vss365

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2 months

A plate of steamed #roses Dripping with butter Fork a petal Or take a hunk out With your bare hands, The salty stem Dethorned #vss365

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5 months

I don't know what it means Not what I betray Death is not #sardonic Yet has its wits My days are numbered In infinite stars Concealed in your Strange ways #vss365

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3 months

Up from nap.

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2 months

Do I grasp The #stone Ready to throw A boy with no guidance Except Obi Wan Who lived by the sword Dissatisfied With the mediocrity Of fighting Mere mortals All the grandeur Of Pazuzu Fly the teeth of the wind #vss365

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3 months

Look who came in the mail. ☺️

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18 days

No one had the wisdom To impart They had not seen My case before Anywhere As #pathos reigned And rained In or of my brain Shivering and wet They called Me waterlogged And then Water Hog The voices #vss365

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5 months

In the feel Of the warm Tingling spine Of me, Discarded On the scene As me A coat With a soul On the rack Of odd men Dapper, A #shipwreck , Like I contain Volumes, Davey Jones' locker A plasma proof safe Containing a receipt To the dry cleaner #vss365

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4 months

#Vermillion berries More murderous Than cherries The adults said They'd kill us But they let us Climb the tree A taste so tart They were bad For your heart But I'd say one Could eat two Or three #vss365

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19 days

We are as the moth To lonesome Street lamp Faeries Even we No longer see Blindly Self-immolating To return to The Light The yellowed Wedding dress Of #ethos Reborn A story found Rebound #vss365

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8 months

The person who's really fed up is the person who's nice to everyone. So done they don't even try to be interesting. Just completely disengaged.

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8 days

I'm almost to a thousand followers, so I should be suspended soon.

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7 months

@jvgraz For someone not trying to spread disease, you sure make me sick with that mask.

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5 months

Lonely loony Up in random mind Waxing poetic The waning light Of my love Only an eternity To shine In the #exquisite Night An exemplary mediocrity Of a starful of souls The creamers call Trash #vss365

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3 months

Concentrate, The word was not Proliferating utter Self-serving rot A #drought_of_giants Who, betrayed by the hero Summed it all up as Vapours o'er zero And now the goblins rock In the mines Below the parapets Touring the ghettos We cannot escape Bidding us Disobey #vss365

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3 months

Awake on planet Dumbshit again.

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9 days

In #delirium quixotic Unobjective (Erotic.) Here where my body is tucked into This gray matter The size of the universe Where dwells The I o' me? In my head The cosm Cosmetic #vss365

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5 months

It willwon't be communicable I hand over the night To you to try to stretch And see it resists As though it were alive Handle your pistols As nimbly as possible As the dust settles Love persists In deadly bodies #Acquaintance Allowed #vss365

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3 months

Constrained or train? There I was, in my apartment Smoking a cigarette The smell of pussy sweet 🤭 sex And the afterglow of a night To be remembered Obliterated in krokodil and PCP #vss365

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3 months

When you were little, who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty?

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When you were little who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty? Trish Stratus

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1 month

Oh Great Spirit Here I am, In no danger, Somehow, perhaps, As safe as teepees, Though even they have their life. Though plastic soils The very crumbs Of the Earth Somehow it is #marvelous And somehow I am laughing Again If I am not now too smart To laugh #vss365

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4 months

I don't think TV is evil. I get special messages from the TV. - Andy Van Berkum schizophrenic comic (be inclusive, laugh)

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4 months

The #Dwarf is in his cavern, Sometimes doubles As a tavern Only wonders too much Would a man make a profit But seems to know When to get off it He with his axe And me with my bow At all costs Avoiding death row #vss365

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@diannasaurusr3x Howdy Doo! 💕

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11 months

What is must #be This night Like youth A future Some other Sequestered soul His tastes Her creature comforts Expelling stardust In the heretic now The heresy of the divine Heretic Truth And tomorrow Everything must be Collapsible Alive #vss365

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None see Via eyes In the #terrarium But are The meat Of the matter The seat of The soul Organized To maintain Focus A powder blue Egg nested Somewhere Amid the Lobes, The Loaf #vss365

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9 days

I don't know the sense of freedom many take for granted. #Delirium or realism; there is no sufficient distinction. And the midday glow of the mind, somehow. Yes, somehow. #vss365

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11 months

#Personality Person Ality Person Alitist The Persons The Person Race Personality Ineffable reality More factors than material Proof of the ethereal #vss365

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4 months

@Odyne_LaFee Until you locate it, there's always a wild goose chase!

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10 days

@katieemorann Because some people keep implying there's certain ways men and women feel and think, so if one dismisses you, that's all of them. The truth is we're only so much alike because of the falsehood that we're not as much grossly abstract.

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5 months

We all live, we all die.... But the measure And purpose Of life Cannot be conceived of Through attrition On the battlegrounds of reason Nor in days being numbered Many or few We are stuck With ourselves #Writhing Grinding Lustating #vss365

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11 months

@Songbird70x7 You're a diva. Get out there and play!

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5 months

Did you guys know reddit is for dickheads and didn't tell me?

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1 month

7 hrs til freedom. I can do this. I won't have a meltdown.

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3 months

What's a food you ate as a child that you wouldn't touch today?

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What’s a food you ate as a child that you wouldn’t touch today? tuna melt

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5 months

Some flowers bloom in the dark And are just as wise To one half of reality, Dorothy Dreaming In color #Strident black and white perspective, Unreal sensibility Of how an illusion Constructs our souls Of gears, springs, and kerosene #vss365

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5 months

What happened to outlandish rock poets? Now every song rhymes "feel" with "real" and that's what we get. WHERE ARE THE HUMAN BEINGS.

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2 months

Why don't they make Earth beds? Beds filled with dirt?

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10 months

Took a shower, laundry is in the oven.

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29 days

It's a wonderful day The 4th of May Just look at our graph They did the math The slice of sadness is Paper thin And this just in: Animals may be alive. They may be able To organize their minds Somehow Without Proper names Like Turkita And Barnald #vss365

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#Archae twixt The word of the day One day Today So long ago. I got out Mulled about A fiefdom Or however Ye sully it Far from the bombs Far from the truth Most likely to join The Space Force #vss365

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11 months

#Maybe this Maybe that And, perhaps Perhaps the grass is greener (I'm aware of two shades.) But never perchance Green grass in patches Or dead grass in droves Or expanses of Mandelbrot Boxes in straight, perfect rows The closer you get The more crooked they become #vss365

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11 months

My heart rests In my #jaanu 's dreams Still, slowly breathing Asleep in her pulse REM A stormy sea Pastures of green The rain funneling Down From the leaves Of whorish flowers She's never seen The faces of These strangers A kiss to her warm temple A familiar thing #vss365

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Hate myself ATM. Feelings of dread.

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5 months

Louche douche As all we bags are #Strident to Christ Can't tell if we're men Or angels Anything better Than being alone So we hallucinate life Women only wise We fools Betrayed by the circumstances Of foolishness #vss365

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10 months

The #highway , horizontal, Somehow, we're falling, down it Climbing, motionless, laughing A hare takes it's cue Hopping from the headlights It's shadow shrouds The moon A smiley face In the condensation, Sat in the rear right Those distant lights None of my business #vss365

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The #logo Of a man's soul When he sees that Greedily gleaming Lustre of gold How can he control What steals his soul Bury it deep In a booty hole? No! It's lusterful Just like that oil When it drives in deep Into a kind of soil #vss365

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4 months

I'm a fool to choose To what I'm accustomed Perhaps Like baby Charlie And the Death #Magnet As I float over This sea of moss Peachy tentacles Absorbing all The waters #vss365

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7 days

The chaos swept under the rug Of a day God let us have A freshly blued sky Like a pair of farmer's jeans But no crud that Could be anything, really -- Likely as not, Oil, dirt, and paint #Fecund as nature must be For growth, whatever that is #vss365

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11 months

@JoJoFromJerz I work at an IOA DQ, and I'd call in sick that day. I can't risk my job for how I feel about sex criminals.

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10 days

And you know what? I like the people I follow. I haven't really run into the Zionist crowd, oddly, or even liberals or MAGA. 🤷

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#Sardonic surrogate Who drove whom mad, Soul Sauce? Our family Multiplied, Fruitful As an apple consumed Sterile core #vss365

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5 months

I go for walks. What do you do and why should I care?

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What makes it Is It #Serendipity Of country And serenity Where ice bergs Don't crash Where the anonymous Hide in sheds Not the top Of skyscrapers #vss365

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