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💗 Mashed Potato Dream Girl 💗

5 months

Hi, do you think I'm gorgeous and amazing? ___ yes ___ double yes ___ no (this vote will not be counted, as it is wrong)

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9 months

What a top 🕸️🕯️🕸️

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9 months

I'm pretty even clothed.

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1 year

Hot damn.

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6 months

I DIDN'T TELL YALL BUT I WALKED DOWN TO THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY AND BACK BY MYSELF! NO HELP, NO CANE, NO WALKER. ✨👏🥹😭🧡

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12 years

Dear Fox news, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.

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4 years

HI I'M OFFICIALLY 32 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

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4 years

I will take 1 large attention, please.

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1 month

Before you hit on me please know I am not thin thanks. Let's save the name calling for never.

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1 month

I swear I'm wearing a blouse and jeans. So long CT, no one wanted to hang out.

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1 month

A wild woman

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3 years

Also I'm having a great boob day. 🙌🙌🙌

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10 months

If you see this, say hi please?

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11 months

At least I look pretty? 😭😭😭

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10 months

Tell me I'm pretty?

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2 years

Hi I've been crying and at home for days so lets flashback to when I looked like a human being. I'm sad and would like attention and distraction.

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4 months

Feeling beautiful this morning.

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6 months

Please like this if you'd totally make out with me (I need the happy chemicals). Thanks in advance.

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5 months

🚨🚨 OKAY BUT MY INCISION LOOKS SO GOOD!!??!!🚨🚨

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4 years

At the very least, I am out of bed, showered, and feeling like I might look pretty.

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1 month

Feeling myself today.

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11 days

I would like ten attentions, please. 🥺🔮💛✨

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9 months

Uh sorry I have natural j cups and they don't sit high and pretty? Do you have any idea how heavy these are? I wanted to have a little fun before surgery, sue me.

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4 months

After a year and a half, it's over. No more hospitals, no more surgeries, or scans or procedures. I am overwhelmed and crying and filled with hope and scared and everything all at once. It's finally over. 😭🥺🪄✨

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3 years

Well, at least they look great today. Something is going right.

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1 month

Mini road trip to clean off the bad vibes, anyone wanna come??

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9 months

Sometimes I don't hate my body.

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27 days

This two piece set is so loud but for some reason I love it.

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2 years

Hate the rest of the dress on my body but my boobs look good?

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3 months

Somebody please come take care of me. The pain is 100% winning today. Me and this nightgown are staying right here in bed.

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4 years

Do you believe in right person, wrong time?

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2 months

Dressed for dinner. ✨

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4 years

Have you had sex with someone from twitter?

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10 months

Can't believe I'm wearing just a bralette and don't hate how my boobs look!?

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1 month

This $2 Goodwill dress is giving!!

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12 days

Hi I'm adorable 💛🔆🥰✨

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7 days

It's a lovely day to be outside

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8 months

Sweetheart 🧡✨🍂

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2 months

I've made it to bed

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4 years

Someone tell me I'm pretty or something. I'm feeling attention starved.

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1 year

Unfollowed all the people I wouldn't eat lunchables with at 2am. So if you see this, pizza or nachos???

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12 years

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me.

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6 months

I follow back people who interact with me, are polite, kind, or just plain hot. Try taking to my sometime, I think I'm pretty nice? 🪄✨🎄☺️

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27 days

Quick fall in love.

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13 days

Guys I'm going on a date with someone from Twitter tomorrow. 😇💛🔆🔮

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1 year

My boobs in this dress. ✨🪄✨

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2 years

This is my car after I hit the telephone pole. I'm so lucky to be alive.

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6 months

I can't believe how good its healing and that they put my hecking belly button back how cool!

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12 years

Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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6 months

Happy 3 year anniversary to this shirt! Here in Philly we stay having jokes.

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5 months

🐑🐑🐑

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8 months

Time for the pool!

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8 months

I got a phone call from my surgeon yesterday. I would not like to go into details, but if you could please pray for me or send nice thoughts or vibes.

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11 months

I'm just hitting on strange men on the timeline tonight. Watch out, you could be next.

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2 months

I'm not really cute in real life sorry.

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2 years

I'M HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL!!!! 40 days in trauma ICU. I still have a long road to go, but I'm home. 💝😭🌻✨

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11 months

Up and about.

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5 months

S p I c y

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6 months

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4 months

💎🔮💎

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10 days

Look at this couch!!! 🥺🙌😍☺️✨

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9 months

Look at me!!!

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9 months

I was going to apologize for posting so many photos but I don't think I will. I'm working on putting myself back together and I'm not sorry for how I go about doing that.

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5 months

Just took a brand new post surgery nude and I look FIRE!!!

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4 years

And on that note 😘😘

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1 year

Pool day alone 💅💅💅

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10 months

messy and imperfect and happy.

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8 months

Hey, you guys like that I'm alive and all that, right?

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3 years

I'm illegally cute.

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4 months

For those following along at home, you might have some idea whats going on. I have depression. It got bad. Realllly bad. Two weeks ago I was ready to yeet myself. I asked for help, went to a hospital, and am now getting said help. I no longer want to die. Woo.

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1 year

I got pretty much the worst news I could have at the hospital today from my surgeon. I am not handling this or what it means for the future well. If you have good thoughts, I could really use them.

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3 years

Sometimes I just stare at my own nudes because goddamned these tits are fabulous.

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6 months

Hella sexy 🤣🤣🤣 Nightgown, surgical drain, flamingo socks.

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3 years

Okay Easter dress, I see you.

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8 months

Here goes nothing. See y'all on the flip side.

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6 months

I'm so pretty.

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5 months

Twitter won't update my avi so heres the photo I wanted to change it to someone tell me I'm pretty.

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9 months

🎃🍂🧡

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4 years

I am not okay tonight.

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6 months

Since people are so pressed: I am 35, I have never been married and I have no kids. I ended my relationship months ago and am very single. Can I go back to writing jokes now...?

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5 years

Went with a black dress and some fancy makeup.

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4 months

I look tired but I feel like a new person.

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8 months

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10 months

Good morning babies

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6 months

Uhm, where have all my reply guys gone? People who tell me I'm pretty everyday? The random I love you or I'm in love with you? I had surgery, but I didn't die. Don't forget I exist, please.

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2 years

I worked really hard to make myself look and feel like slightly less of a dumpster fire.

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