John Lewis @JohnLewisEU Twitter profile

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Oi @BorisJohnson . How many of them 40 new hospitals have we got? #FckBoris

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Giving people £200 because they can't afford to pay £800 then asking for your £200 back isn't help

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John Lewis

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The hatred being directed at Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe today is staggering. Massive respect from me for being brave enough to say what she did.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Covid isn't overwhelming the nhs. Ten years of Tory rule is #nhs

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

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Can't we just sell the government and keep the nhs?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Who wants their EU citizenship back?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Hand up who thinks we should get the £37 billion back from serco and spend it on social care? I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Hands up if you lived through the last Labour government and felt that you were much better off I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

A quick reminder A hospital tent without staff is a tent

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

If brexit isn't the problem how can temporary visas for EU drivers be the solution?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

What's next? Eat Nowt to Help Out

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Hands up who hasn't moved on from #Partygate I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

I couldn't give a fuck how many times James Dyson "reinvents" the vacuum cleaner. I'm not fucking buying one.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Hands up who thinks we should bin off brexit? I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Hands up who thinks the tax payer should not be paying for the ERG. I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

40% of the UK population have absolutely no right criticising the people of Russia for falling for propaganda

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Does anyone else get just how fucking sinister it as that the new chairman of the BBC is a major Tory donor?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

8 months

As soon as Labour gets elected I'm campaigning hard on two points 1. Rejoining the EU 2. Electoral reform (PR) NOTHING else is as important I will hound them to the gates of hell Who's with me?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Who's still wearing a mask? 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

It turns out the government can block a vote of no confidence in, checks notes,,,,, the government If you still hold the illusion that we live in a democracy can I politely suggest you've not been paying attention

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 years

Hands up who woul prefer Dominic Grieve as PM. I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

It really is fucking staggering just how far this country has fallen since 2016

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

We joke but, this shit would bring the Government down in most countries.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

An imperfect Labour government is better than ANY Tory government. Every. Single. Time.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I personally think 99% of the country would be better off with Keir Starmer starmer as PM and a front bench including David Lammy, Wes Streeting, Eyvette Cooper and Angela Rayner. If you agree I want to follow you #FollowBackFriday

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Can't we just say fuck it and put Caroline Lucas in charge?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I'm not entirely comfortable with the son of an ex KGB officer being in the House of Lords

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Want to guess who paid for the wine and cheese?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

This is fucking embarrassing

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

If you're voting in the Tiverton and Honiton by-election please, for the love of God vote Lib Dem

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Can you imagine the relief when we finally get the Tories out of power?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Is it me or has Dominic Cummings gone a bit quiet?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I'd quite like to be back un the EU right now. Is it just me? #RejoinEU #EU

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

95% of the population of this country are completely unaware of what's just been said. That's the fucking problem

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I cannot understand why the JRM video hasn't caused more outrage? Personally I find it way more offensive than the one getting all the attention.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

There are 64 Conservative MP's that are perfectly ok with sacrificing your life if it means we can open the pubs.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

It's official folks. I've found a real, tangible benefit of brexit that I'm sure will delight all of you... Tim Martin's fucked🤣🤣🤣

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Some of my fellow countrymen would happily sit and watch women and children drown while others can't be arsed to wear a mask to save my little old gran. What the fuck has happened to my country?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Does anyone alive still honestly believe that brexit was about anything other that immigrants and foreigners?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

At what point do we seriously start discussing criminal prosecutions against this government over its handling of the pandemic? Serious fucking question

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

42% of the vote in France means the far right are beaten and beaten badly. In the UK that gets you an 80 seat majority. #PRNow

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Sorry @SkyNews What do you mean, the EU's Brexit deal? We own Brexit, no one else.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

So that's fishing fucked, farming fucked and exports to the EU fucked. Not bad for 5 months work. Way to go Patriots #BrexitReality #BrexitDisaster #FuckBusiness

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 months

This utterly fucking shameful, but feel free to keep blaming all our countries problems on immigration Waiting to see an NHS dentist Bristol - UK - 2024

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

What's happening in the UK and US right now should scare the living shit out of you. The end.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

At the next General Election I will be voting Anti-Tory Who's with me? #AntiTory

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

They'll quite happily swallow pills they bought from a bloke called Dave in a pub toilet, but won't take the vaccine because they don't know what's in it 🤦‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

I'm calling it. We'll be in lockdown again before the end of August

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Where has Keir Starmer been keeping Wes Streeting? He's a seriously credible chap

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 months

I can't work out if politics has turned me into a nasty person or not. For example, I don't just want to see the tories beat at the General Election, I want to see them destroyed. I want to see actual nervous breakdowns live on Itv filmed at the exact moment they realise how

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I'm no statistician but: Even If Omicron is 50% less likely to put you in hospital, but 3-4 times more infectious, we're fucked?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Am I the only one that couldn't give a fuck about the #Diana interviews? It was 30 fucking years ago. Is there no other news??🤬🤬😭

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Just had my bike nicked from outside Tesco. Do I call the Police or ask Sue Gray to investigate first?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Is there anyone on the planet that still thinks we hold all the fucking cards?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I'm old enough to remember a time when the PM breaking lockdown rules would have led to his resignation.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

I'm old enough to remember when nearly 400 people dying a day was a cause for concern.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Not to make a big deal about it, but I'm 80 tomorrow. Can I get a retweet or a follow 😐

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Am I right in thinking that when we stop testing we lose all surveillance of potentially dangerous new variants? Seems a bit mad

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Fuck me. I never thought we'd be having to defend the RNLI England has reached a whole new level of cunty

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

I'm going out on a limb. There won't ever be a tunnel between Scotland and Northern Ireland

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Two questions. 1. How much would we all need to chip in to get @ByDonkeys films shown on national TV? 2. Who's up for it?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 years

Hands up if you think it's about time for a vote of no confidence in this joke of a government. I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

If anyone in Gloucester has a heart attack or stroke I've got a car 🤷‍♂️ What the fuck is happening to this country?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Who else was there? Sunak,Truss? The whole fucking lot of them need to go.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Who's moving on? Fucked if I am

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Is it just me or dies Ed Miliband look more and more like a grown up politician every day?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

In 20 years time our children are going to ask us why we sat back and watched.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

They're trying to make protests illegal. Utterly fucking terrifying

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

This is how we win people. Time to start believing

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

The bloke investigating the Christmas party had a fucking party You couldn't make it up

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Did the pesky EU ever force laws on us that would ban peaceful protests?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Hands up who thinks denying Covid and encouraging people to break the rules should be a crime. I'll start 🙋‍♂️

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

I'd take Tony Blair as PM in a heartbeat

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 months

I have absolutely no idea why but, this shot is incredible 🤔 Just me?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

John Lewis relentlessly trolling Johnson has made my year 🤣

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 months

Hands up who thinks it is our concern what the PMs wife earns? Especially if it's our fucking money 🤬🙋

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 months

So we spent £1 billion of public money to keep Port Talbot open for 4 months Is that the fucking plan we're supposed to be sticking to Rishi?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

They're voting to make poor people poorer and what's trending #1 ? Peppa fucking pig Will people ever fucking learn?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Am I the only person who couldn't give a flying fuck who's on the honours list?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Can you pinpoint the exact moment the UK collectively lost the plot? I can #brexit

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Let's have a whip around and buy Channel 4. That'll teach the wankers

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

My blood is fucking boiling and I lost nobody durring the pandemic. I can only imagine how thos who did feel. Are we fuck moving on.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

75,000 homeless people have a job. Let that sink in

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 months

Jonathan Gullis is fucked and I for one couldn't be happier Anyone going to miss him?

UK Polling Report

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LATEST SEAT PREDICTION: STOKE-ON-TRENT NORTH LAB GAIN FROM CON (Jonathan Gullis MP) MAJ: 12.6% [UKPR Default]

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Without brexit there would be no boris johnson How sweet the last six years could have been... #JohnsonOut

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

In just over two years Keir Starmer has taken labour from laughing stock to a government in waiting. Quite the achievement.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 months

We need to stop giving people like this a platform. Like yesterday

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Dear @RishiSunak , can the inquiry wait till you've worked out who scammed us out of 10 billion quid? Your priorities seem a bit, I don't know, fucked?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Frost's resigned Johnson's having one hell of a week.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

8 months

**Breaking** General Election incoming Bookmark this tweet

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

This. Just this.

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

If a high skilled, high paid economy was the plan all along, why are we only hearing about it now? It's almost like the whole thing's bullshit

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

How can anyone on a plane be "unknown"? #BrazilVariant

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Ignore the polls. They want you to give up. It's the oldest, most basic form of voter suppression #GTTO

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

Have the Gammons worked out that EU "foreigners" living in the UK have more rights and freedom than they do?

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

Roger Gale just said the PM wiped the floor with Starmer today. Where to fucking start with these people..

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

If you want to see what happens when the Tories lies are exposed then take a look at Kent Patience people, patience!

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

4 months

They're desperate for this to be deleted so please DO NOT share it. It's only fair with the election just around the corner 👍

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Exclusive footage of Rishi Sunak challenged this morning by a former health worker on the state of the NHS, - captured by an off duty @skynews camera operator

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John Lewis

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3 years

Every single one of the morons protesting a Clapham Common today should be forced to sign away their rights to be treated by the nhs. A bit harsh? #COVIDIOTS

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

3 years

I've come to the conclusion that England's biggest problem is the English

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John Lewis

@JohnLewisEU

2 years

How do I leave the UK and join the EU?

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