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@Joeyafen

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My opinions are not necessarily facts

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@Joeyafen

4 years

The third guy posted this tweet.

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 years

Nigerian men.

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@Joeyafen

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Imagine escaping the deepest ends of the trenches, and the first car you buy is a Ferrari. There are some life decisions that a person will make, you’ll just know the person is a compound fool.

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@SodiqTade

8 months

Don't play with Zino. Only Burna has his type of Ferrari.

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@Joeyafen

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I hope there are kids out there in Douala tonight crying their eyes out after this loss. And won’t eat for two days. Just like I did in 2000.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

We’re still trying to remove Tinubu in Lagos. Since 2003. Mission impossible. Now, you want to give him more resources and power. CBN, NNPC, NLNG, EFCC, Customs etc. Goodluck to those who insist on ‘making a point’ or trying to ‘show PDP pepper’ 😂

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@Joeyafen

3 years

Sydney 2000. Gloria Alozie lost her fiancé during the Olympics. He went to support her and died in an accident. The Nigeria Athletic Federation or Ministry of Sports didn’t even send a condolence message. She ran for Nigeria at the Olympics in tears.

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@Joeyafen

3 years

She was running and crying. Few months later, she switched to represent Spain. Won the world championship for Spain.

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@Joeyafen

8 months

Na you dey run your propaganda by yourself 😂

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@fkeyamo

8 months

Airline operators commend Keyamo over suspension of Nigeria Air

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@Joeyafen

6 months

I’m very convinced that Nigerians have a problem with numbers.

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@OneJoblessBoy

6 months

“I can say 65% of married men in Lagos are in my DM” - Pride Evy

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@Joeyafen

5 months

Nobody spent money this way and didn’t go broke later. No single person. And I’m referring to your favourite American superstars. From Mike Tyson who made upwards $400m during his career to your favourite rapper/athlete. Not a single one of them have that financial pull today.

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@yhemolee_

5 months

What do I do for a living? I humiliate money 💰

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@Joeyafen

4 months

One thing Nigerian men will do, is send/spend money to prove meaningless points.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Not a BAT supporter, but this is the kind of thing I expect from supporters of anybody that has held public office before. There should be evidence and records like videos and pictures to show. Not ‘go and verify’. From where ?? Ask and receive curses.

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@Joeyafen

8 months

She first went into the house as MERCY. She won. She has come again as MERCY EKE, and she’ll win again. Mercy and Mercy Eke aren’t the same. If you disagree, go to court !!! MY LAMBO!!! 😀

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@Joeyafen

7 months

@chiiamaka_m 😂😂😂 I understand the emotion in this tweet

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@Joeyafen

3 years

@Bubbles_chick You may have just found love in a hopeless place

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Interviewer: how do you plan to tackle poverty in the north ? PO: north is part of Nigeria. We are all northerners. Niger has 571628839km land. Netherlands have 6827733km land. It is very easy. We will eradicate poverty completely. OBIdients:

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@Joeyafen

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@Dontee___ Bro, my mind just went to a list of my richest friends and I’m talking generational level of wealth that transcends generations. I don’t think these guys will buy a Ferrari, even as they can afford it. Zino, whose mom is still living inside trenches, bought a Ferrari. 😂

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@Joeyafen

2 years

My friend, Sonia E, has asked that I post this for her on twitter, please help RT. Thank you 🙏🏽

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@Joeyafen

4 years

@MsLami_A He thinks he’s sleek. Man stylishly put his picture there 😂

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@Joeyafen

5 months

And those dudes in that video won’t even make a quarter or close to 0.001% of the kind of money most of the washed American superstars of the yesteryears have made, in their lifetime. They won’t come close. Most of what you see is fugazi. So, what’s the whole point ?

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Wike reversed the approval to use the stadium in PH. Few days later, told PDP and Atiku that they can use it. Atiku said no need. He has found an alternative. I know my GOAT

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@Joeyafen

8 months

I was wondering why he didn’t gather his boys from Ikrorodu to fight back. Alas, we are all not the same. Because that’s what I’d have done. They can’t try that nonsense with small doctor

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@esibobbie

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They bullied him because he was a good guy, and they did it till he died. A bad guy like them would have used his money to get his own squad and it will turn to a full war.

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@Joeyafen

4 months

@XBrianDennis For real ?

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@Joeyafen

2 years

@samuelluckhurst Ronaldo straight back to training ground over the weekend. That’s my GOAT

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Ayu just confirmed on Tv that Gov. Ikpeazu has left G5. He said Ikpeazu visited him at his place two nights ago

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@Joeyafen

8 months

@theonly1acre I doubt he thinks he needs saving. Naira took him out of the trenches, he’s like a big uncle now. And as it is, Zino is likely the most successful in his family. Nobody to look up to.

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@Joeyafen

5 years

Two of my guys brought two babes to my house yesterday. Both guys went to get food, I was home with the babes. Then, both of them started having a conversation. One’s birthday is next week. So she was talking about it.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Incoming. 11 days to go

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@Joeyafen

2 years

@woye1 Are you from Edo state? If you aren’t, respectfully sit this one out. You’ve been doing mental gymnastics since yesterday, trying to justify this M-M ticket. Doesn’t bother me, just leave Edo out of this, if you don’t have full picture of things.

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@Joeyafen

11 months

Once Sim starts to attend Governors’ Forums and many other events, and starts to witness how autonomous other governors are, and how sweet it can be, he’ll stand up to the emperor. And Wike lacks constraint, he’ll want to fight back. But power pass power.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Maduka Okoye. Straight igbotic names. His dad no even reason am throw ‘Jeff’ or ‘Daniel’ into the mix. Went for full Biafra

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@Joeyafen

2 years

You can’t be an ex-governor and there are no videos and pictures of you commissioning projects and initiatives that your people still enjoy till today. We can’t find anything even online. But your online mob still insist that you’re the most competent. Okay, how ?

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@Joeyafen

3 years

If the owner of AbokiFx wasn’t British and living in England, dem for don use DSS pick am 😭 he literally done nothing wrong

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Government isn’t a secret cult, we should get videos/pictures of your tenure. You can’t be posting letters you wrote yourself as evidence that you saved money, as your only achievement. Something the governor after you even said was not accurate. Let’s get serious, please.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Mimiko was the first to denounce. Then, Ugwuanyi met Atiku yesterday. Oyo state has finally inaugurated a PCC today. And now, Bode George dey form brand new. The handwriting is clear that Atiku is the next president. Everybody don dey adjust.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

That Najaatu Mohammed’s article on BAT is brutal. Too brutal. And she’s a very influential person in the North West politics. I genuinely think it’s over

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@Joeyafen

8 months

@dondekojo Im just knowing there’s a difference.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

In 1993, Atiku stepped down for Abiola, and Abiola moved against the agreement and failed to pick him as running mate. Instead, picked his rival Kingibe. And Atiku just went home, didn’t throw tantrums or cry everywhere.

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@Joeyafen

8 months

See my Mercy Eke 🤩

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@Joeyafen

3 years

Saskay def gonna be a star

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@Joeyafen

3 years

Next year, I’ll take PiggyVest seriously.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

@pearlajaming Not everyone has that threshold for stress. People have lives, and can be going through so much. Putting up with a team that’s not performing can be too much to bear. Life is bigger than sports. I’m still nurturing chest pain from yesterday’s game. Not everyone can

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Just praying everyday that @atiku actually delivers when he becomes president. Buhari really disappointed these people, and they’ve put their trust on atiku and PDP. Please don’t let them down

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@SodiqTade

1 year

Rally different from canopy event. I celebrate ANAP

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@Joeyafen

6 years

He goes to work this morning as a 100k salary staff, but can leave work this evening with a promotion and 400k basic package salary. God works in mysterious ways. You may not agree to date him (which is fine), but don’t rubbish him. At least, he’s not stealing.

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@Joeyafen

3 months

He lost Lagos by a wide margin, but when you want to do video to fuel your ntoi agenda, it’s that same Lagos you’ll go to. You dont care for those market women, you don’t feel their pain. You just want to mock voters because your candidate lost.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Shettima is not even pretending to be a good guy. He’s showing you exactly who he is, from day 0. If you mistakenly put this man in aso rock 😂

TheCable

@thecableng

2 years

Shettima: Nigeria needs Abacha’s hospitality, @MBuhari ’s commitment — Tinubu has these qualities | TheCable

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Jandor speaks like he’s been in the system. He knows the system. Knows the problem and he proffers a solution. He sounds like he’s been around. Just like Atiku on national level

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@Joeyafen

3 months

If people like Edun and Cardoso are struggling, where is the hope ? These are two of the smartest finance guys in the country. Before joining govt, they were at the level you don’t get to by luck. You had to know your stuff.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Amaechi came second. Nobody even knows whether he is angry, sad or happy. That is a wise man

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Watching Atiku speak on Arise News, and I just want to say that it’s unfair that people keep putting him side by side with BAT ‘Atiku and Tinubu’. The difference is clear like 7UP

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Around this same time, two weeks from today, massive crowd for don block Atiku’s front gate in Yola, dancing and burning brooms one final time. Inshallah

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@Joeyafen

3 years

@Demo__UK @TitoOfLagos Dude, I’m many things, but definitely never condescending or classist. I understand my place, and you’ll never catch my slipping. Hypocrite, sometimes. But never what you displayed in the original tweet. 👍🏽

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@Joeyafen

8 months

You’ll use investors’ money to pay for a tech conference happening in Mexico. You won’t go for the event when you get to Mexico. Or you’ll attend only Day One for the gram. Next stop, you’re on a canoe with a baddie in Tulum, post it on IG. The naive won’t know 😭

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@Joeyafen

2 years

‘Fulani slaves’ , ‘Mikano Boys’ , ‘Athiefku Boys’. Nobody cares, we’ll continue to discuss solutions and policies please. You can continue with the slurs.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Very content. All my close friends are voting Atiku. I think my job is done

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@Joeyafen

7 months

Forgery and lying under oath. Simple clear case. Tribunal said it’s only the issuer that can actually say whether a document was forged. Atiku said ‘no problem’. Went to the school, dragged everyone to court, and the school has sworn under oath that it was forged.

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@Joeyafen

9 months

At one point in your life, all of you will admit that you fumbled this. This man was head and shoulder above every person on that ballot. But it’s fine, you’re feeling the shege now.

Atiku Abubakar

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Today, I had the honor of hosting the @MalalaFund team in Nigeria, led by Ms. Fatima Askira, @Fatiskira , to engage in discussions about possible collaboration opportunities between the American University of Nigeria, @AUNigeria , and the Malala Fund. Our shared goal is to enhance…

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@Joeyafen

1 year

The APC Sokoto rally is a mess. TVC won’t zoom out or use drone, crowd keeps shouting Atiku or doing the ‘no no’ sign with their hands.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Reading his tweets, Deji Adeyanju thinks that going to prison is good and something to be proud of. Nobody even knows what cause he is fighting for 😂. Any small thing ‘I love prison’

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@Joeyafen

1 year

AD’s national secretary is on Arise News saying Atiku will win the election. That’s a top member of another party. His reasons are spot on

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@Joeyafen

4 years

Every time I wake up from sleep/nap within the last two days

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@Joeyafen

5 years

@IgweOfficial @BadmanSophss I’m sure there are a lot of ‘big men’ in Nigeria that call bayo on a steady. ‘Let me know when oga is in the office’ , ‘let me know when oga is in a good mood’. And they end the call by saying ‘I just put a token in your account’. Token - 500k

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@Joeyafen

3 years

Saskay and Pere’s friendship isn’t what I saw coming sha. They literally chill together all day. She opened a Snapchat account for him

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@Joeyafen

2 years

APC has unleashed Ajuri Ngelale. The propaganda committee is shaping up. If you know, you know 😂

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@Joeyafen

1 year

PDP will clear Osun state.

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@Joeyafen

10 months

Next week, Makinde will come out and talk about why G5 did what they did. Upper week, Wike will come out again. Then, Bode George will do his own. We have heard nau, it’s okay. Meanwhile, atiku is just enjoying himself in Asokoro. Wetin concern baba ?

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@Joeyafen

10 months

These people come out every three working days to beat this same drum in the media, just to remain relevant and in the conversation. Atiku doesn’t even look like he gives a fuck, so why are they still disturbing themselves ? Inferiority complex ?

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@channelstv

10 months

2023 Elections: I Supported Tinubu, Worked Against Atiku 100% — Fayose

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1 year

PDP will form the next government

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Obasanjo has thrown everything at Atiku. But he never called him incompetent. Even when he ‘endorsed’ PO, he never called him the ‘most competent’. Read the endorsement letter again.

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@Joeyafen

3 years

@MsLami_A Your man talking over the phone like he sympathises with you, but lowkey happy you’re going through pepper

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Wike gave you guys a new band content today, but it’s not trending. Only his boys are talking about it. Everybody don dey move on gradually. He has overdone it

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@Joeyafen

7 months

Labour Party played spoiler sha, low-key

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@Joeyafen

3 years

Rude shock when I went to NYSC camp and one soldier said I should put my bag on my head for no reason. I didn’t commit any offence. Long story short, I slept in the guard room that night and went back to my hotel the next day.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

The kind of bottled up anger Shettima speaks with. It’s like he can’t wait for swear that oath of office and show you people pepper. Right from Eagles square, he’ll start dishing the instructions.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

Everybody just dey throw figures around. 300,000 decampees, 5 million march, 10 million march, 500,000 decampees. How many people come dey each state ?😂

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@Joeyafen

2 years

@pearlajaming People are going through a lot you know nothing about. Health issues, mental issues, work/school related stuff, family problems etc. Watching a team that further dampens your spirit isn’t healthy. Everything isn’t about football, life is happening to all of us.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

In 2019, these top PDP men just chilled in Abuja, sat around Atiku, hoping their foot soldiers will deliver back home. Now, they’ve entered the trenches themselves to speak to their people.

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@Joeyafen

2 years

This is really cool. Omo, we have to make sure we don’t miss this man as president. We just need to make sure.

THISDAY LIVE

@THISDAYLIVE

2 years

Atiku Presents Policy Plans at Editors’ Forum Tomorrow The presidential candidate of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, will tomorrow in Lagos appear at the Nigerian Guild of Editors’ Forum

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Atiku has suffered. When APC insults Obi, they’ll say ‘Atiku and Obi’, when LP insult BAT, they’ll say ‘BAT and Atiku’, when they insult Obasanjo , ‘Obasanjo and Atiku’. Only Atiku dey collect from everywhere 🤣

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@Joeyafen

2 years

This is Ghana. That PDP billboard is in front of Nana Akufo-Addo’s house in Accra. They are Ghanaians

Abubakar Hamma Galafi

@Galafi_Hamma

2 years

Kamba people from Kebbi State have also joined the "Sai Mun Bata Wuta" Challenge of burning APC Broom. B4 2023, You no go find broom 4 Nigeria again.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Kebbi is PDP

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Me: okay, how do you plan to lift people out of poverty though? You haven’t said anything. Just stated the obvious. OBIdients in my mentions: cry tears. You dey mad. You dey craze. Keep crying.

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@Joeyafen

5 years

The effrontery. ‘You are not even saying anything’. Babes that I’m just seeing for the first time wanted me to put mouth in their birthday preparation talk. And say what???

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Looking like only PDP will tour the entire states for their campaign rallies. 5 weeks to go and some parties are yet to even do up to 15 states. Can Tinubu do 4 states per week till Election week ?

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@Joeyafen

1 year

By this time in two weeks, na ‘you lost, but you won our hearts’ you go dey see everywhere for twitter 😂 as if say heart fit carry you enter aso rock

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@Joeyafen

7 years

Everytime I watch super eagles, I always swear never to watch them play again. But next match, I'm buzzing and emotionally invested.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Only one man is fighting INEC chairman, CBN governor, IG of police, and he’s now fighting the sitting president. Just because he can’t get his way. Nigeria is not Lagos, your bad behaviour won’t fly. I still strongly believe he’s very overrated at national level.

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@Joeyafen

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One thing with Supreme Court judgment is that, if he’s sacked, he’s stripped off presidential powers immediately. Unlike tribunal where he can buy time via an appeal, at the same time, show the judges shege while being president.

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@Joeyafen

3 months

If you experienced $ at 200. And there was a change in govt, then the govt of the day takes $ to 1,000. The most pragmatic thing to do as a citizen is to make a decision to vote in the party that gave you the 200 experience. But the devil really works on the mind of Nigerians

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@Joeyafen

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You people spent the last one year insulting that man, calling him awful names, pinning the murder of an lady on him because he deleted a tweet. But you want us to unlook and move on, because you’re famzing him now. Step back… fast!!

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@Joeyafen

2 years

If PDP had even further micro-zoned it to Anambra state, he won’t still have won the ticket. One of the Uba brothers or Senator Ekwunife would have won it. Even Olisa Metuh will get more delegate votes than him.

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@Joeyafen

3 months

GEJ is the ONLY southerner that can win a presidential primary ticket without stress and beat Agbado in 2027. The maths is in his favour. Based on the constitution, he can only do four years. Balance. Power goes back to the north

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@Joeyafen

5 months

Nengi’s durex ad content on IG is class. Imagine giving some naij male influencers a chance to put something out, you’ll die of cringe. They’ll cross every assault line

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@Joeyafen

1 year

AD will collapse structure into PDP in coming weeks. That is an advantage in the South West for PDP. APGA, in the South East.

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@Joeyafen

5 months

Let a homeless man use my Oyster card last week and forgot to take it from him, I don’t know how it skipped my mind. I saw him waiting for me the next day at the same spot. We both went for a haircut, coffee and food.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

As unlikeable and unpopular as Tinubu has been this campaign season, if he enters any major Yoruba market in Lagos, it will be a complete shutdown. This ‘our messiah’ visit to Alaba market and Computer Village was corny as hell. We know the game

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@Joeyafen

1 year

APC boys dey overrate BAT’s national influence sha. Someone that, this is his first shot at anything on a national level.

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@Joeyafen

4 months

Cowbell and NTA should stop airing the Cowbell Quiz competition. Toxic parents will beat their not-so-smart kids if they watch it. You see how dumb that sounds ?

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@Joeyafen

2 years

BAT drops thread of his 8 years as governor, everybody will insult him. KWK will do same, everyone will ignore. AA starts his speeches with ‘when Obasanjo and I..’, you people will debate it all day. PO drops long ass threads and never for once talks about his time as governor.

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@Joeyafen

1 year

Guys, make sure you come out and vote. Every single one of you. And let the PDP structures around the country help us defend our votes in places beyond the polling units that we won’t have access to. And let God in his infinite mercies crown our efforts. He is not asleep.

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1 year

Osinbajo should have won this thing, and BAT should have backed him

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