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Jake ⭐️⭐️

@Jkeyym

5 months

Cole Palmer anytime a ref points to the spot

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@HB_thespur @stevenworth Your trophy cabinet gives me a laugh pal

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@JoaoAreYouDoing @SkySportsPL Finished club that took the CL from you? What does that make you 💀

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@mackycfc Rested Reece and only brought him on for 20 mins too 😶‍🌫️ Potterball may be the one

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@CFCAllyRhodes Damn, if you say so

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@HB_thespur @stevenworth Plastic club with more silverware than you bottle jobs could ever dream of, when’s the 2-2 draw DVD coming out?

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@HB_thespur @stevenworth Enjoying success doesn’t make you a glory hunter 😂 what are you a depression hunter?

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@CFCDuley @KwameEFC You do know, this is probably absolute bollocks right?

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@LB_thfc Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things, I just wish things would get better

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@visionarydou @CFCDUBois You might wanna try table tennis if you don’t know what Kante does, football ain’t for you

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@JakeTwist_ @_DeclanRice Why would you take time to comment this? How embarrassing, you need to go outside more

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@gsmufc7 Sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and say fair play Olof

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@brandonjnsnLFC @CFC_JohnSmith No-one is saying Van Dijk is bad, but it’s impossible for him to be on the same level as any of the guys in these pictures

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@SabjiHunter How you gunna tell someone ‘come outside, you’re done’ and not expect to get smacked up 😂😂😂

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@LFCryan__ @_Hazpilicueta 7 to Villa is way more embarrassing, SEVEN

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@CFCLefty @sterling7

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@davidpower129 @_Hazpilicueta Easily onside

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@siphillipssport @terryflewers as you said 😉 I always tell Chelsea fans, patience. Things are hotting up now!!

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@alanshearer Stop complaining Shearer, you need to get in the real world, there’s people being bombed in another country, remember?

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@SouhaylBerrichi @NatiAFC Hahahahahahah could you be any more pathetic. Tuchel beat the best manager in world football 3 times in a row, the first manager to ever do that. Chelsea are the best team in London and London is blue, CRY MORE

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@lfcjodi @GREALlSH10 Honestly cry more

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@JT__19

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2 years

Strange, you’d think Spurs would hold on to any silverware they could get their hands on

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2 years

Throwing a 50p at me doesn’t change the fact that Tottenham get battered everywhere they go. Hth 🥰

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@Callux Bro got that dawg in him

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2 years

Lukaku on his way to sign for PSG this summer 🙏🏼

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Jake ⭐️⭐️

@Jkeyym

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Tony Mount is the human embodiment of Gout, fat cunt. These two can fuck off

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Masons dad Tony: 'Mason...this dressing room man....home mate, HOME. Who would have thought aye, when I bought you up here as little boy' 🥺🥺 Mason: 'I know, special init' [rubs his dads shoulder]

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@iamtomskinner Man of the people

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@terryflewers The fact that not one single Spurs player got a yellow, Romero didn’t get a red, both goals shouldn’t have stood if the linesman, referee or VAR were even REMOTELY competent. We may as well stop discussing it, wasting our breath. English referees are completely useless

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@MikkelUllits @CFCPys @danroan Today, we’re all together, I hope your club joins us. 💙

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@lfcthijs @LFCryan__ @_Hazpilicueta Alonso in a back four is a lot worse than Adrian in net

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@timi_ogundipe @MayaJama I feel sorry for people that don’t get this joke 😂

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@AbsoluteChelsea @MailSport Man is changing the game, fucking love him

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@anfieldredss @CFC_Raf @BVB @ErlingHaaland That’s why we will be putting in a huge offer, to secure him this season

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The Ultra-matum 🫤😢

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@BadManBetting 🫡

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@BallTherapyYan Havertz??? I can’t even remember seeing him on the ball, Kepa has been our best performer

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@TheRulerrr @siphillipssport Grow up, how would you feel if a new owner was publicly racist towards people of African descent? Use your brain before opening your mouth

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@jiggyjayy2 How it should be done

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3 years

@utdvaIenciaga Hazard is similar to Ronaldinho, his talent is just pure and natural, if he took the game seriously and pushed himself to want to be the best like CR7 did, he’d be on their level for sure

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@riwyet @premierleague He’s Albanian

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@TracyUtd @Notcrazyatalll @JoshhhCFC @GeorgWilson5 @clinicalkai Lol

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@Jkeyym

1 year

If I got sparked out by 2010 Ben Mitchell you’d never even see me at the Football ever again, never mind making video selfies of myself 💀

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1 year

What a Tosser

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@ConnCFC Patience bro, Malen in at Dortmund is a positive step. Chelsea already know the figure Dortmund are happy with, £150m. We’re not just gunna throw £150m at them straight away, makes no business sense, if Haaland comes it will be in the back end of the window with little pre season

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2 years

@naththursfield @JT__19 Moving like Randall the snitch

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@ClinicxlAM9 @CFCDUBois Werner has no need to be getting into physical battles, he will collect the ball from deeper areas, link up and then put on the afterburners

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@ShaunlfcT Me on my way to like the first (and probably the last) ever Shaun tweet

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@Primealfonsoo What? How would he have won the champions league 😂

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@davidpower129 @_Hazpilicueta Because VAR are absolutely useless? Any English football fan knows the standard of officiating in this country is dreadful

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@matthewsyed Matthew, I would love for you or anyone else to provide concrete evidence of Roman’s *intentional or direct* involvement in the Ukraine crisis, he is guilty by association of a man who has quite clearly lost his mind. Remember, Churchill once admired Hitler. A lot can change.

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@667keos @primevideosport @ChelseaFC @masonmount_10 Champions league winning assist Tax, donut

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@terryflewers We’d need to offload Kante? Absolute waffle, they play two different roles, we’d be getting Rice to play alongside Kante

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@JoaoAreYouDoing @SkySportsPL Rudiger was in no way our best player, he was a great defender in some good form, he was nowhere that level before Tuchel came in 💀 Reece, Mount, Kovacic, Kante, Havertz and even Chilwell are all better players

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@piersmorgan You’re clearly a great judge of character

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@oliviaashIey And that kids, is how I met your mother

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@cityreport_ This won’t erase that night in Porto, bottled the biggest game of your history 🤌🏼

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Bro we’ve gone through sanctions, completed the sale of our club, a full upper management restructure and sorted out 2x major sponsorship deals, all whilst opening key talks with clubs for around 6 players Tuchel wants, deep that for a second

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Bro we’ve made ZEROOOOOO signings, deep that for a second

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@kinza_2ul @MabongaTapiwa @Ripamaru @JesusRoIe Why ain’t you top of the league then lad

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@Meli0000011 @cfc_nk @Tory11493928 @UTDTrey 😂😂😂 fair play, can’t even be mad at this

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@AlexGoldberg_ Lone CDM with the lovely defensive help coming from Havertz and Mason at times, he’s looked absolutely perfect, the balance has been perfect

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@erincuthbert_ @ChelseaFC Chelsea men Chelsea women 🤝 Semi finals

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@TimoCFCx @CFCMod_ Sort your head out, giving Chelsea fans a bad name, just because they’re good doesn’t mean they deserve injuries you melt, grow up.

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@TheThinGwynn @Inspectah8 @violet_irene @speechboy71 😂😂😂😂😂 I fucking love Twitter

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@TonySoprono @ArnoId66 @CFC_JohnSmith Big W, both Ferdinand and Vidic are ahead of Van Dijk along with Terry, easily

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@TracyUtd @Notcrazyatalll @JoshhhCFC @GeorgWilson5 @clinicalkai If we wanted Varane we’d have got him, don’t get it twisted. No real Chelsea source reported Varane interest

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@CFCFeIix @JacobsBen Of course, I’m certain he would remain professional if he came to Chelsea, he’s not a child. I’m sure he knows that it doesn’t always work out and that a future move to Barca may work out, Eden Hazard’s dream was Real, Fabregas wanted to go back to Arsenal, etc

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@SapereAude84 @Physeos1 @TBraveheart @JamesERothwell Just the man! I’ve got some magic beans you might be interested in??

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@CFCLefty @sterling7 Sterling is quite literally one of the best premier league wingers to ever do it, please give your head a shake

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@tvswrld Tell me you don’t go to matches without actually telling me 😂

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@ziimablue @VarunChels @mineralsfc @FootyAccums You’re right Mount would show him up

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Go to Madrid, you’ll have 3 in 10 minutes with the birds out there

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3 semis in 5 years 😋

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@thfcholly Celebrating another team winning cos your team can’t win fuck all 😂

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@TheScore01 And Sterling, you hear a lot of talk about him being a leader not so much vocally but in the dressing room, taking accountability and being a big figure, we could literally get leaders in all three parts of the pitch attack, midfield and defence

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@TacticalChels_ @siphillipssport @AdamNewson It always is at first, Leicester wanted £85m for Chilwell 😂 people actually believing the £150m sum are just not clued up

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@Maple_Leaf_Fan @heyitsgolding @lilyboddy “lol….. why do people fib for attention? Thanks for catching her Daniel.”

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@AFCLach @JF7_CFC @IeeSZN Rudiger CL’s: 1 Arsenal CL’s: 0 All I need to say

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That’s cute, when we went Madrid @KevinnUTC offered out a group of 7 Spanish cunts after the game, we are not the same

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Nothing but respect between an arsenal fan and porto fans. This is what football is all about.🥹❤️

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@jgibson1988 @carefreecammy

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Am I missing something? Genuinely someone please explain Why the fuck would anyone want Poch at our club? Bottle job at Sp*rs and a SOMEHOW managed to bottle a fucking one horse race at PSG??

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@chaddinfluence @JT__19

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@davidpower129 @_Hazpilicueta Comparing apples with oranges, fouls are much easier to debate than a simple line to watch, look at the line in the grass, Lukaku’s arm is the only thing in a more advanced position and you can’t score with your arm, don’t even need technology to see that, embarrassing

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@ChelseaYannick Because United fan twitter has a combined IQ of about 8 across the entire platform, worse than some of our ‘fans’ and that’s saying somethin

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@charlieFFC79 @AndyT_______ @Toluismyname @SxrgioSZN

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@eTrue250 @YoBoogiex @totalcristiano The man who turns up in every big game he plays in, Havertz is a major problem

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@Callum68778388 @bday7 @WHUmacca @Batesyyyyyyy Imagine being a rapist sympathiser and calling yourself a ‘family man’ 🥴 feel for any women in his family, especially his poor daughter in the pic with him, makes me sick

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@clinicalkai No because I’m not a fucking plastic 😂 imagine being that reactionary

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@Jakesross97 @sportbible Proper Chelsea fans want nothing more than a long term manager, we wanted Tuchel to be that guy, it’s all the donuts on Twitter that say otherwise

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@SapereAude84 @Physeos1 @TBraveheart @JamesERothwell

Liveuamap

@Liveuamap

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Multiple videos on social media of Russian military out of fuel, food and stuck on highways

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@pulisicfc22 😂😂😂 just shows the versatility and maturity of Pulisic to adapt and apply himself to these new roles though! Can’t believe he played right back last night 🤣

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@Jkeyym

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@liam_twomey Broja has looked like an absolute MENACE since coming on, exactly the drive you want to see from a player looking to show his manager what he’s all about, brilliant!

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Why are European aways so expensive?

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@ManosSalvaje @TakeItByF0rce @peter_alfieri_1 @KyivIndependent @SpiroAgnewGhost Damn right, most Russian tanks are Cold War era, no match for a good old javelin. Glory to Ukraine.

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@Jkeyym

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HES BEEN HERE 2 FUCKING MINUTES OH MY GOD, I’m ready to have my heart broken, I love you Joao Felix

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@Jkeyym

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@thabo_therex @CFCDaily

adz

@ftbladz

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CHILLS🔥 This new intro is soo nice. Its like a Avengers trailer🤩🔥

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@NewRomanEra @Carl30691554 @CFC_Elites @SheffieldUnited There’s literally no need to be like that to a respectful fan of the club he’s on loan at, wtf stop giving Chelsea fans a bad name you clown

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@AlexFtbl She’s free from him the little freak

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@Matt_Law_DT I honestly sometimes wonder how we got so lucky, he is truly world class and will go down as a Chelsea legend, absolutely exceptional

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@Jkeyym

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@TheKop_com Proud to have a little scumbag in your team? Nice and his mums a racist, should be embarrassed

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@baggedfc_ @_CFCsonny_ @SalahLFC_ @joshola123544 @amitrmfc Losing to Juventus and Man City is much more respectable than drawing to Brighton and Brentford, you massive, massive tool

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