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Not selling anything. Not investment advice. My personal but public journal. Arguing with you to spare my family. DMs open. DM a mutual friend to unblock.

Joined August 2015
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@JerryCap
Jerry Capital
7 months
Ozempic Resistant Super Doritos. That's how this ends.
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2 years
Alternative take. Name someone worth $1.5 billion who took less risk. Cook is risk adjusted wealthiest dude on the planet.
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Trung Phan
2 years
Tim Cook has been Apple's CEO since Aug. 24, 2011. Over this span, Apple's market cap has jumped from $340B to -- just today -- $3T. Despite this massive gain, Cook is only worth $1.5B. LESSON: You don't get rich being an employee.
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It's not over until Ackman cries on CNBC
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4 years
Why $SQ started their card reader using the microphone jack.
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2 years
What was your favorite signal of the top in the tech bubble?
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@naval At your recommendation
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"Stress comes from not taking action over something that you can have some control over. If I find that some particular thing is causing me stress, that is a warning that there is something that I haven't completely identified in my conscious mind that is bothering me." - Bezos
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2 years
If you aren't buying stocks here you're making a macro call. That can work, lots of ways to invest, and of course it feels like we are gonna keep going lower... But if you're a fundamental investor and you can't find something to meet your hurdle at this point you're just scared.
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3 years
My Notes on Statistical Consequences of Fat Tails Real World Preasymptotics, Epistemology, and Applications By @nntaleb
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3 years
$MSFT Long Thesis Thread 👇 1/n Trillion dollar company that is allowed to do acquisitions
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3 years
$ARKK Top Holdings I am 0/48, how about you?
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2 years
Why ya'll hating in Ackman? He's literally doing what you do all day. I for one welcome the threads and would love to see more threads from famous investors. It's fucking awesome.
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@JerryCap
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2 years
$AVLR is the highest conviction idea I have had in a couple years and (finally) one of my largest positions. In the US midmarket they are essentially the only competitive offering.
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1 year
OpenAI is worth closer to zero than $29 billion
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3 years
$PTON accidentally embracing their Veblen good status
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2 years
Shopify is starting to look like the poster child for the Tech 2.0 Bubble. EV/Sales 52x to 5.2x $SHOP
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Cathie Wood ARK expected returns balloon to 60%
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2 years
$GOOG is up 70% this year and the NTM P/E has contracted
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3 years
No EAs h/t @nntaleb
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Christine Carrillo
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The most undervalued asset of a CEO is an Executive Assistant. My EA saves me 60% of time. I'm able to run a tech startup, coach 7 CEO's every month, write & surf every day, take @david_perell 's intense WOP course, cook dinner and read every night. Here's how:
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We went from flying spaceship cars being a viable business model to streaming not being a viable business model in 4 months.
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Why it's smart for $GOOG to burn as much $ as possible on cloud
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When you Google "Sydney Sweeney" this is what comes up. It takes 30 seconds (practically infinite in internet time) to scroll past this to get to Google's "10 blue links". Compare this to Perplexity where all you get is the Wikipedia section. What are we even talking about at…
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4 years
Ask yourself this. Would your fund manager go on CNBC and cry in front of the whole world to get 100x?
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2 years
2022 Prediction @jack gets banned from Twitter
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2 years
Finally some positive news for $FB
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Market Rebellion
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Renowned NYU marketing professor Scott Galloway says the $FB Metaverse is a "giant flaming bag of shit"
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Value investors trying to understand SaaS valuations.
@SteveStuWill
Steve Stewart-Williams
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Curiosity isn't unique to human beings. Exhibit A: This silverback and his son studying a passing caterpillar... Source:
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It's not hard to find cheap stocks, it's hard to have money left to buy them.
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I love these
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3 years
"Senator we sell payment for order flow"
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5 years
I can't stress how good this write-up is. Read @MineSafety explain $V business model in a way a five year old could understand (never an easy task!). If you have not studied $V read this don't bother with the boring quarterly info.
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"I've learned so much from Munger" He whispers to himself as he triple checks the yipit data for the week.
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3 years
Re-read Zero to One Fantastic book and worth reading twice.
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2 years
Last year the market gaslighted you into believing the worst businesses of all time were worth something. This year the market gaslighting you into believing the best business of all time are worth very little.
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"The CEO of $GOOG has one job. Do not let ChatGPT secure a leadership position in AI search/discovery. And that's exactly what has happened. 200 million people now treat ChatGPT as a verb synonymous with discovery in the age of AI. They breached the $GOOG moat". - @altcap
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2021: Venture *Capitalist* 2023: Venture *Socialist*
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2 years
I am officially calling the bottom everyday until there is a bottom.
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$AMZN down 4% AH which makes no sense because the retail business is free.
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2 years
in case u need to lose a boner fast
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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in case u need to lose a boner fast
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10% returns are fine, forgive me dear market God for ever wanting 20%
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Name a book you read in under two* days. Need a reading list. (*or 3, or n, but you couldn't put it down) Thanks!
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Munger going out with a -100% on $BABA is his final lesson
@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
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*CHARLIE MUNGER’S DAILY JOURNAL NEARLY DOUBLES ALIBABA HOLDING $BABA
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3 years
Saw my first Buffett quote of this correction
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3 years
"90%+ of Afterpay and Klarna balances are repaid using debit and credit" cc: $V $MA
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How tech investors view todays inflation report vs. How Powell views todays inflation report
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I just finished "The Cancer Code" by Jason Fung ( @drjasonfung ) easily the best book I've read this year. Highly recommend.
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Re-reading Capital Returns: Investing Through the Capital Cycle h/t Han Lue for the Hard Copy
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Dad what were the roaring 20s like? We were all drinking Celsius and getting rich while bears were complaining about inflation and drinking legacy sodas
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1 year
413 pages = 🚩
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2 years
Amazon buying maps of everyone's house. $IRBT
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5 years
Nygren Presentation at CFA Brazil Intangibles, Price to Book, FCF>NI, Owner Operators (Skin in the Game), traditional "value" investing vs. FCF/share, etc.
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$AAPL
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$GOOG trading at 1x FCF "did you know advertising is cyclical"
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3 years
Pretty soon a strip club in the US gonna be worth more than the FANGs of China.
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HBS Case Study
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@Jason
@jason
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. @KimKardashian is more successful than 99.99% of graduates from HBS -- but would have never been accepted to attend the program. Tells you everything you need to know.
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Context $V $MA
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"Almost 40% of survey respondents who switched to other retail trading apps said they switched to $SQ Cash App"
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2 years
Anyone have an experience being down 90% on a stock and holding/adding and making money?
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People think buying 100x EV/Sales stocks is scary, but have you ever bought something at 4x P/E.
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3 years
“The stock market is a giant distraction from the business of investing.” - John C. Bogle
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"40% of every VC dollar is spent on $FB $AMZN $GOOG " "Ad impressions and click-throughs get bid up to outrageous prices by startups flush with venture money"
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100 billion for Rivian, $SHOP working on NFTs, Munger buying $BABA, valuing a company from Kazakhstan with an EV/Sales multiple.
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Greenhaven Q4 Letter Long $ESTC "Elasticsearch, has become the default search tool to be integrated into one’s website or to search one’s data. While Google is used to search the internet, Elastic is for the rest of the data."
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"South Korea is likely to bar Google and Apple from requiring software developers to use their payment systems, effectively stopping them from charging commissions on in-app purchases, the first such curbs on the tech giants by a major economy." $AAPL
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Only Buffett quotes can save us now.
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"its hard to be smart if you're a crazy leftist" - Munger
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Stock Market Update
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Greenlight on their $NFLX short position
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Longevity Simplified "All I Want To Know Is Where I'm Going To Die So I'll Never Go There" - Charlie Munger This book does a good job telling you {where} you will die. Good news is you don't have to go there. 1/2 to 3/4 of you who read this tweet will go there anyways.
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It's fascinating how plausible this sounds for being exactly wrong
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$META up $35 AH Bottomed at $90 per share
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When Buffett was making 30% annualized like three people knew how to value an option.
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Why don't you just own...
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The shadow of the poor soul who had to film this.
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Imagine waiting 15 years to buy $AMZN on GAAP earnings
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Semiconductors are no longer cyclical, they just go straight down.
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$SHOP trading at same EV/Sales multiple as pre-pandemic
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$SHOP trading at roughly the average sales multiple of IPO to 2019
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Private Equity Software Deals
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Name a FinTwit head of investor relations For Example: $TDG - @willis_cap $CSU - @LibertyRPF $FB - @Post_Market
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Dalio thinks China will be stronger than US technologically and militarily in the next five to 10 years.
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You might zero
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Never trust anyone think for yourself. Li Lu could zero.
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$SQ worth less than what people were valuing cash app last year at.
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What are the most important private companies? (yes, Stripe, I get it, what else though?)
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Looking forward to reading the Q2 hedge fund letters
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Another day where my stocks are up because of fundamentals and your stocks are in bubbles.
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Global Payments TAM and Market Share $ADYEN
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4 years
Correlation between people who called it a flu, blew up their equity portfolio and are now calling for mass murder.
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Apple gonna cause a financial crisis
@noyesclt
Tom Noyes
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Opened Apple's Savings account in 45 seconds... funded from my from my 0.1% savings account instantly using debit card.
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Spent yesterday reading Amazons Shareholder Letters. Here are some of my favorite Quotes: Thread 1/N
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$FB
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"GS takes the math all the way out to 2040 to see total revenue of over $161B." $SHOP. $SHOP trading at about 0.6x 2040 sales.
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Google coming for office faster than Microsoft coming for search
@itsPaulAi
Paul Couvert
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Google has integrated AI into Slides You can now generate slides, images, text for your presentations. This Gemini integration is available natively without installing anything. Here's how to use it and an overview of what it can do:
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A new competitor for $NFLX = $EVO $EVO isn't only gambling but entertainment + game shows at home. $EVO has a shot at bringing the entire world into a game show 24 hours of the day, seven days a week, anywhere in the world with zero downtime.
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Holy Shit $CROX
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