Just put my 3-yr-old to bed for 5th time.
#StallTactics
“Mom, I just wanna be with tyou.”
“Mom, I want some waler.”
“Mom, this ting (points to short tag) is itchin’ me”
“But Mom, Why did God make night?”
Me: (sigh) “So Mommy can take a break”
3-yr-old: What’s a break?
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