the girl boss shit is cute or whatever but I vry much admire the women who are simply taken care of by their men and don’t have to lift a finger. they the real winners in this life
“not my best picture” and it’s u looking gorgeous with the colors of ur wardrobe popping off of ur skin and gorgeous flowers blooming behind u lmao girl bye 😍
it reminds me of that TikTok that girl made when she said that a lot of men don’t get women’s humor because they assume women aren’t smart enough to make a joke that could include sarcasm or satire. they think everything we say and do is literal and deadass
the fitness girlies do not talk about how EXPENSIVE it is to eat several meals a day for those gains. like eating 6 meals a day + protein powder + a gym membership is cute in theory but in this economy???? idk man
had a dream i was at party & i looked over to my friend and said “girl im drunk. matter fact im not drunk, im just sleepy.” then i thought about it and said “wait im sleeping...” the way the music at the party just HAULTED and she just froze. not me breaking the 4th wall
twitter such a damn tough crowd. I see the prettiest bitches, coolest art, & most talented ppl get no interaction. it’s like ppl only engage wit stuff they already see has traction and the fact that y’all such dick eaters is very annoying
I be at the grocery store walking pass the floral section thinking if I was a nigga I’d pick up 1 of these bouquets of roses for my bitch. niggas rlly do not like women cause it’s literally so simple & so easy Omg
the fact that this was only 2 days ago and generated sooooooooo many orders and ALL of them are already at the post office and on their way. when i say fast shipping i MEAN it hellooooooo i need an applause amazon prime has NOTHING ON ME
I’m so sorry but ppl who make self-deprecation a personality trait are so cringe. i went to a restaurant & the waitress was literally joking about how I was so pretty she didn’t deserve to look at me and apologizing for being ugly in my presence. like??? sister STAND UP 😭😭
I just feel like if u a man and ur gf got car troubles get ur ass in a dickies jumpsuit and get under that hood!!! idc if u don’t know what u doing, pull up a youtube tutorial and figure it out!!!!!
crying at this girl i barely know DMn me out of nowhere accusing me of talking shit about her & fuckin her man bc her intuition told her??….. bby u are SCHIZOPHRENIC
the fact that she literally said in the video “for all u bitches that was sick ab the moon boots on the beach, prepare to be sick of me in 2023”
she knew her fans (you) was waiting for a chance to hate and here we are 🤣
a customer posted a review of my gorilla grip mini skirts on tiktok and I burst into tears watching it bc I truly cannot believe the way ppl raaavveeeee over my creations like this 😭❤️🥺
I feel like celebrities just like to put on a show to raise eyebrows, create controversy, and seem edgy. like I just don’t see colored contacts, spiky hair and prop crosses with fire actually being genuinely ritualistic
my friend took a pic of me in front of some art at an art exhibit last night & the art is so beautiful but all i can focus on is how fat my ass looked like woa i ain’t know i was stacked like that
do y'all understand how fulfilling it is to just genuinely be a good person? no worries of bad karma, no enemies, no heavy conscience. just sincerity, healthy relationships, and bliss.
idk who needs to hear this but u can be a bad bitch without comparing yourself to the next bad bitch. the “atl bad bitches are badder than Cali bad bitches” and “I’m the baddest even in a room full of bbls” conversations are actually embarrassing 🥴
got gifted some jewelry and said BLING BLING BITCHES IS MAD and no one understood the reference oh my god im the chronically online pop culture referencer in the family im so embarrassed 😭😭
I don’t understand the concept of rent going up every time you renew ur lease. if anything I should be getting a loyalty discount or something. like are u gonna come up in here and start updating shit since I’m paying more??? ion get it
the trickiest part about dating as an extremely attractive woman is that any man ur dealing with u know for a fact is vain & to some extent with u for ur looks. (of course he may also like u for u) but vain men also tend to have wandering eyes bc at the end of the day they place…
every time my nigga fold me while we fuckin I just glance at my belly rolls looking like pillsbury croissant dough like damn i rlly gotta hit the gym 😭
my problem is I wanna save money but if I don’t dine in at a restaurant and order several cocktails at least once a week I feel like I’m going to pass away
the way negative discourse about chloe doing a sex scene was all up & down my tl the past few days but I saw not ONE tweet condemning damson participating in the same exact sex scene is why we are DOOMED by misogyny & patriarchy
i feel like ppl r wakin up before the sun rises & commuting to work & workin for 8+ hrs & commuting back home & working on their side hustle & grocery shoppin & cookin & walkin their dog & goin to the post office & goin to the gym & doin laundry. life’s so exhausting that a…
Why does everyone hate intimate communication these days lol. Back in the day, people used to LIVEEE for a good phone call. People were BEGGING for group FT capabilities. People used to rejoice for a good OovoO session.. now everyone hates talking to one another..???
ion like how quick ppl are to make fun of other ppl’s looks on here. u can not find someone attractive and just scroll past their photo. u do not walk up to ppl irl and express ur dislike of their features but for some reason behind a phone screen suddenly u bold. evil ppl fr
love how what meets the eye is just a pretty girl whose body is tea and then boom u speak to me and im full of intelligence, personality, perspective, & depth
how ppl treat u on ur bday rlly be saying everything about how much they do or don’t fw u fr. how hard is it to just make a person feel special for ONE day