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struggling equestrian

@StruggleBusEq

6 years

No the fuck we’re not

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Millennial women are 'worried,' 'ashamed' of out-earning boyfriends and husbands

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5 years

“If you have such bad anxiety, then why do you drink so much caffeine?” Me:

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4 years

equestrian culture

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5 years

I love seeing @BlairBraverman ’s tweets because it’s amazing to see dogs actually *doing* things, whereas I ask my dogs if they wanna go outside and they’re like “nah”

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Managing your time at the barn like

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4 years

I know it’s not a big deal, especially with everything going on in the world, but I am one year clean of self-harm today

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Trainer: you’re riding poorly bc you’re so stressed Me: so its unfixable? Trainer: no you just need to relax & chill tf out Me: so its unfixable

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Local Horse Kidnapped, Will Never See Her Friends Again, According to Local Horse

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Someone told me they ride horses and I asked “oh cool, do you ride English or western?” and she said “mostly American stallions” so I’m not even sure we were part of the same conversation.

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Prince Charming, clearly..

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

When I was in high school, the girls who barrel raced were cool & weren’t considered “weird horse girls” but it’s probably bc they showed on Friday nights at rodeos that served alcohol to minors whereas when I showed, I missed school to dress up like a pretentious old Englishman

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@StruggleBusEq

3 years

AN IMPORTANTER ANNOUNCEMENT:

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Are my horses technically a year older today? Yeah. Am I gonna celebrate their birthdays today? Also yeah. Am I gonna celebrate their birthdays again on their actual birthdays? Yeah again.

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@StruggleBusEq

7 years

So I guess for 6k, everyone who favs this tweet by Thurs at 7pm (CST) will be entered in a raffle to win a $75 Dover gift card. Cool???

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Oh. My. God.

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@StruggleBusEq

9 years

wasn't kidding when I said I was making a friendship bracelet for the my horse... http://t.co/Ym7TbrnNwR

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

If you didn’t pretend your bike was a horse when you were younger, are you really an equestrian?

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Here’s an old video, that I’ve tweeted 1 million times, that absolutely no one asked for

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

**MISSING HORSE** •i miss my horse •he’s not gone or anything, he’s at the barn •and im not at the barn •here’s a picture of him

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

someone tell me not to buy this pony named potato

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@StruggleBusEq

7 years

Job resume: Can tell 7 bay horses apart from across a field

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@StruggleBusEq

7 months

“what’s something nonsexual that turns you on?” this. absolutely this.

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I love my gelding the most when I’m sitting in his stall crying and he pushes his hay over to me. I can’t tell if he’s pushing it so his he’s closer to me or if he’s offering it to me bc since he likes it, I must, but then he’ll stop eating and just rest his nose in my hair

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Tonight I sat in my horses stall and he put his head in my lap. He sighed into my hair and nuzzled me with his nose. It was quiet. Just me and my horse. It was kind of an epiphany moment where I realized something: I don’t really care about riding, but damn do I love horses.

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

do you ever get suspicious feeling in the pit of your stomach because you haven’t fallen off in a while and you know that you’re due for one so you just wait for the stars to align against you?

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@StruggleBusEq

2 years

if you’re having a terrible day please watch this

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@keenelandsales

2 years

Mic’d up from the Keeneland sales ring. #KeeNov

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@StruggleBusEq

8 years

"Equestrian is a rich white ppl sport. It shouldn't be in the Olympics" Wanna know what else is a rich white ppl sport? The Winter Olympics

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5 years

10 year old me: “I’m gonna ride in the Olympics!!!!” Me now: “it would be awesome if I could afford to do at least one (1) schooling show this year.”

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

well it’s good to know if being a sport horse doesn’t work out, he has the good foundations as a stripper

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@sdequus

4 years

Bad baby

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

this cow jumps better than my horse

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@StruggleBusEq

8 years

Me: "I can't do no stirrup work today. It's bad for the baby." Trainer: "What baby?" Me: "Me."

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

if you’ve never had a horse try to groom you back when you itch a good spot, you’re missing out on the purest bonding experience

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

I love me

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I remember the first time I jumped. I was 8. My trainer set up the tiniest crossrail; it probably wasn’t even 18”. I still remember how excited I was. Sometimes I wish I could go back to that kind of innocence in my riding when there were no shows, no competitions, just ponies.

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Equestrian culture is wondering if a fence is electric or not and touching it to find out

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@StruggleBusEq

7 years

Does it ever blow your mind how strong & mighty horses are & then other times they step on a pebble & act like you amputated their leg??????

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I don’t know why teens/YA people get stuck with the texting-while-driving stereotype bc hands down, every time I pass someone who’s been swerving all over the road, it’s a middle aged white lady staring at her phone.

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

My two horses, who have a total of eight (8) legs, are currently wearing a total of two (2) shoes.

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@StruggleBusEq

3 years

I know this isn’t funny but I can’t stop cackling at this

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Did you mean: HORSEBACK RIDING ?

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

I just found $60 in the pocket of my barn jacket so obviously I forgot to feed it to my horses last time I was out here

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

on my way to the racetrack: let’s get this thoroughbred

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Did I matched with a guy I hate on tinder specifically because I know he has a girlfriend and wanted to see if he’d talk to me anyways? Yes. Did he ask me to hang out? Also yes. Did I send screenshots to his girlfriend? Fuck yes.

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Well, now that it’s official: welcome to the family, Mayhem! 🖤

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@StruggleBusEq

1 year

I googled him (as one does) and the first thing that popped up was his mugshot

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@StruggleBusEq

1 year

I just spent two and a half hours on the phone with a guy who said “calling it now, I’m going to marry you” and my heart is squealing

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I have no idea why people say “don’t watch Netflix before bed, it’ll wind you up” & then suggest reading a book instead. Do you know what happens when I start a book? I don’t stop reading until I’ve finished the book.

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@StruggleBusEq

9 years

Trying to get my horse to focus like: http://t.co/i1UobOtgaZ

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

*the best angle to photograph a horse from

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

i get high on: ⚪️ life ⚪️ drugs 🔘 when horses think they’re hiding from you and peek over their friends to see you

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

Telling your coworkers the farrier is coming out: -boring -they’re confused Telling your coworkers your horse is getting a pedicure: -“that’s adorable” -“awwwwww” -*chorus of laughter*

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@StruggleBusEq

3 years

one of my students (who speaks English as a second language) couldn’t remember the word for turkey so he called it a “boring peacock”

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4 years

my twitter glitched in the most wonderful way

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Has anyone shared this yet? I love that they posted this. Even the best of the best take missteps!

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@StruggleBusEq

3 years

my dad: “I tried some of that cereal that’s on your stove, it was gross. do you actually like that?” sir, that’s ration balancer...

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

when I was in high school the girls who rode western weren’t considered “weird horse girls” because they’d barrel race on weekends, where they’d serve alcohol to minors whereas when I’d show, I’d miss weeks of school to dress up like an old Englishman

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@StruggleBusEq

7 years

When you're in the middle of your course and you forget where you're going:

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

has everyone experienced the “I realized I left a strand or two of hair out of my hairnet so I’ll just yank it out instead of trying to redo it” at a horse show or is that just a me-thing?

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@StruggleBusEq

3 years

watching a horse episode of a non horse show: “this horse has won over a million dollars in jumping. he’s one of the most valuable horses in the country” the horse:

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

“Why does it take you so long at the barn?” My schedule: Hour #1 : ride first horse Hour #2 : ride second horse Hour #3 : groundwork with third horse Hours #4 -6: pet horses, feed treats, tell them how pretty they are

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Hunter/Jumper??? Never heard of her, I do horse agility shows

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Which is really convenient and all, until you need to clip their leg or something so you’re standing there like “yes, you’re very good, please put your foot down” and they’re like “lift foot!!!!!”

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5 years

okay but have you ever had a horse lift it's foot before you even touch their knee to let you pick their feet, bc that means something

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

you know when youre reading a book and you have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just sit there and try to soak up the words? That’s it. That’s my favourite part of reading

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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@StruggleBusEq

9 years

"Doesn't it hurt when you fall off?" http://t.co/fp7iMybGjp

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

I guess you could say I “mastered” this degree 🎓

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Sure jumping big jumps is fun but have you ever had a horse willingly follow you around when they didn’t have to? That’s the shit.

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Steps to having an “equestrian body”: 1. Be an equestrian 2. Have a body

🏳️‍🌈BitchInBreeches🏳️‍🌈

@akwardequest

5 years

My mom doesn’t want to ride anymore because our ex trainer makes fun of her for weight. So I know this isn’t gonna get a lot of attention but I want to start a thread of every size and style to prove you don’t have to be skinny to enjoy this sport

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

he was a punk she did ballet

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Random dude: “Hey I saw you on tinder but we didn’t match, so I found your Instagram and guessed your Snapchat based on your insta name! What are your intentions on tinder?” Uh... to not match with creepy fucking stalkers like you, dude.

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

recent studies have shown that 100% of abortions are performed on women who don’t want to be pregnant (for whatever reason, medical or otherwise) and 0% of abortions are performed on republican men

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

middle school me: “im not half leasing out my horse, he’s MY horse.” me now: “i will pay someone to come ride this fat, out of shape creature.”

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

a roomba but for the barn aisle

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

me at 13: “they call me the crash test dummy and put me on horses to see how green they are!!! I’ve fallen off 4 different horses today and I’m ready to go again!!!” me now: “I think I pulled a muscle getting on so I’m just gonna walk a few laps and call it a day”

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

how dare my horses act like being brought in to get groomed, eat treats, and take pictures for 45 minutes out of their day is the biggest inconvenience they’ve ever experienced

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@StruggleBusEq

8 years

When you finally understand what your trainer wants you to do:

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

If you don’t know a Quarter Horse named Cash, are you really an equestrian?

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@StruggleBusEq

7 years

In loving memory of Kent Farrington. He ain't dead, I just love remembering him.

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Apparently “I’d have to give up prostituting for a few months, & I can’t afford that financially” is not an appropriate response to “so when are you having kids?” But you know what else is inappropriate? Random family members asking when you’re gonna pop out crotch fruit

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@StruggleBusEq

8 years

"Horse riding? Haha I meant do you do any *real* sports"

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

the only thing im going to say about this whole coronavirus thing is that it’s extremely ignorant to not be worried. no, im not worried about myself. im worried about the elderly, the young, the immunocompromised. maybe take a second & think about others before you’re all “idgaf”

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

Today, my mare nickered to me, while trotting up to me, while also pinning her ears at me.

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@StruggleBusEq

8 years

When my trainer sends my horse and me into the show ring:

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Eight-drink Amy and I have a lot in common

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I’m done being the “weird horse girl.” From here on out, I’m the “weird dog girl.”

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@StruggleBusEq

4 years

So now that it’s official.... ya girl bought a house!!

struggling equestrian

@StruggleBusEq

4 years

I have such big news but I don’t want to share it with the masses yet because I don’t want to jinx anything but I am exploding 🤯🤩

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@StruggleBusEq

5 years

Torn between “working full time is really bad for my mental health and I can feel myself deteriorating every single day into a giant downward spiral,” and “if I spend even one hour being unproductive, I’m a flaming pile of garbage who is unworthy of society.”

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@StruggleBusEq

6 years

I’m gonna start responding to unsolicited dick pics by sending pictures of my gelding when he drops.

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@StruggleBusEq