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@JP_Jann

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Lover of love..

Zambia
Joined November 2012
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
A bus driver kept hooting at me and asked me to roll down my window. There I was thinking there’s something wrong with the car and he wished me a happy women’s day. Trust this is the highlight of my day ☺️
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Ku Kitwe nako 🤦🏾‍♀️😂
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
Miles Sampa is officially my favorite person at the moment 🤣 Man is hilarious and he doesn’t even know it.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
9 months
I was so sad on this day, it was even caught on camera 🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Told person I’m taking water and he bought a whole case 🤣 cheap flex but it’s still a flex
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
So chapwa, no one will be investigated. This is why they delela us smh
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 months
Yango rider telling me he has arrived 🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 months
My mother waited till she left my house to ask if I’m seeing someone 😂 said no and I could hear the sadness in her voice. Yalikosa mu field 🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 months
How I’m grabbing opportunities this week! Ishuko isa kubapama 🤞🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
Imwe sure, no one wants to buy my car? I need money like last week. Give me 70k and it’s yours
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Covid is still real. Someone from Zanaco HQ has died from it. Mask up, sanitize and avoid crowded places.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
One thing giving has taught me is that you will receive 10x unexpectedly
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
//////////////////////////////////////////////////// Hope these are enough. You're welcome 🙂
@Wreckless_Cx
✨ African Cinderella 🌈
5 years
Ok, I want strokes 😭
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Had a break down and the owner of Mainess Ranches came to our aid. Someone told him he saw what looked like his customers and he came to us rushing. I will always recommend and come back to this place. Won my heart the first time, but yesterday, SOLD SOLD!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Go and exercise in Chingola your excellency.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
I love my father’s side of the family. Man’s been gone for 26 years and they have made sure to fill that void. Nali palwa
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
My mother’s doctor at UTH told her there are about 15 to 20 deaths everyday caused by the gassing. This is more serious than we actually think it is. Whatever that chemical is, people are dying.
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Esther Katongo’s tone has even changed 🤣 eya!
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 months
JCS restaurants need to review their portions. They are too generous
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 months
His hard work, resilience and passion mean nothing if what his customers ordered isn’t what they get. As a business, E-Mark needs to give a disclaimer when they’re selling used or refurbished products. Saves everyone the headache
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Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya
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I've learnt a lot from Immanuel (E-Mark) over the years, & part of the lessons include resilience, hard work, & passion for his customers (includes me). There may be bad days for some clients (as we've learnt), but I am confident that he cares for us, & service is always great…
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
If you tune in to ZNBC, one would think there’s nothing serious going on in the country 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 shut it down please!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
Airtel money can now hold up to k250,000. I’m not sure if the transfer limit per transaction has increased too but this is good for people in business.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
Whatever you do, don’t make online payments using Stanchart. Their dollar rate is k30.52 Been charged k352.24 for a $11.54 bill THIS IS CRIMINAL!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Joseph narrating his side of the story after rejecting Potiphar’s wife
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Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 days
My top 3 🤣🤣
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Ronald III
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What Zambian moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
One of my uncles wants to marry and he has found two women. He's being told he's a hule and in his defense he says, "uhule ndiye chikwati." Goes on to call out everyone in the family who is married and cheating. I'm gutted. 🤣🤣🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
SOLD! Thank you for the retweets 🙏🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
Dear business owner, advertise as much as you can even when no one seems interested, just advertise. People read and people listen. Sometimes, customers are only interested after they see your consistency in advertising. ADVERTISE RELENTLESSLY
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 months
Running a business in Zambia is almost like setting yourself up for failure 😪 ZRA doesn’t help us at all. All they do is take!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
Moba niwa bwino. It’s better waleka abaume not ubwalwa.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 months
You know how northmead is normally busy on weekends? What I’m seeing today is shocking. Salons are literally empty. When Bally said he’d fix it, I think he meant us not the economy
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Each time my neighbor comes home from work, his son runs to car hoping they go for ride. His father always says, “let’s go and wear shoes” Today, the little boy came out wearing shoes and he was told he wore the wrong shoes. I died 🤣 🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 months
I can’t keep calm, my son has passed his G7 exams 🥳
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 years
Small small cheating by his wife and a whole grown man ends up in hospital. Some men are weak!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
11 months
Went drinking last night and ended up going to hospital today. My man came to the hospital to give me that “drink responsibly” talk and so many side eyes. Man is pissed 😂 counterfeit alcohol must be banned before it kills us.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Neyo has had a great Zambian experience. Man has blended in well!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Strength and comfort to everyone who knew @DaevZambia personally. Mhsrip 💔
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Samson after Delilah betrayed him
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Ronald III
7 months
Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
One lesson from this mess, be with men who respect you!
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
19 days
Bu mario takwaba age limit?
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Umwaume is asking for advice 🥱
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
9 months
Marriage really looks like a beautiful concept. I want that for myself
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 year
The breed of single men out there is rubbish. Serial cheats. Ladies, stay safe out there hey
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
Lusaka has no single people. Just join a relationship, get comfortable and make sure you’re happy ✌🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
One thing about God, he’s always on time!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
18 days
Nanga where has this trend for making friends contribute towards the chilanga mulilo come from? Food you’re taking for own husband and his family we must help you? Where is your family? Outfit we’re contributing. Even food? Ladies, let’s have order please.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Lord, meet the person who is reading this and their family at their point of need. Give strength and comfort to those mourning and those with family members battling COVID-19 and other diseases. This I ask, in Jesus name, amen. 🙏🏾
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
One day, naifwe ika balancer.
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
Study the word of God and you will never be mislead/ misguided. The Bible contains everything we need to know
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
My cousin is getting married. She doesn’t know her husband to be’s surname, what he does or where he stays. Makolo: “So iwe uzankala Mrs ndani?” Her: “ah kaya sininaba funse” Makolo: “achita chani?” Her: “kaya kuma farm ku chisamba” Kaleza vikwati visiyana moyambila 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 months
This week, may every good thing make its way to you.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 years
Ba lusaka, over 20 cars outside chita lodge, but less than 20 people at the bar. Muli muma room? 😂😂 as copperbelt people tefyo twangala ifi
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
ZNBC having the UPND as a first news item, who knew this day would come? 😂 bakonkoloka
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
He is risen.. The tomb is empty! My chains are gone my debt is paid.. from death to life and grace to grace
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
When the Bible said, “God is not man that He should lie.” Really and truly, God is a promise keeper. When He speaks, He makes it good. When he says it, He will do!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
When I’m on top and the phone rings..
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@JP_Jann
Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
My place is flooded (both inside and outside) and I am urgently looking for a decent one or two bedroom flat in Lusaka. At this point, area doesn’t really matter as long as the road network is good. Budget is k2500. Please RT my house connect might be on your TL 🙏🏾
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Election year is nice. It rains jobs and other opportunities. Congratulations to everyone who will get a job between now and December.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Esther Chungu shared a stage with Cold Play. Watching that clip gave me goosebumps and my heart was full. So so proud of her 🥺
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Jesus after performing his first miracle
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Ronald III
7 months
Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 months
One day 🤞🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
This month, I stand on Isaiah 43:19 “Behold, I will do a new thing, Now it shall spring forth; Shall you not know it? I will even make a road in the wilderness And rivers in the desert.” Whatever you’re trusting God for, may He meet you at your point of need. Happy New Month!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
"Why Israel is banned from swimming at the Olympics" 😂😂😂😂
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
26 days
Pregnancy. Duration: 9 months My life has never been the same since I graduated in January 2011
@ayanda_yandiey_
Ayanda.
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Please plug us fam 🙏
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
23 days
Fresh eggs for sale! K63 a tray Delivery around Mandahill, Longacres, Mass media, Rhodespark, east park is free. Other areas at a minimal fee Contact +260977191419 Please retweet, someone on your TL might just needs eggs at an affordable price 🙏🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
If I’m consistent at being inconsistent, does that make me consistent?
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Showed up for World Mental Health Day event at Chainama Hills Hospital today and it was nothing short of amazing. I’m glad my circle picked Chainama Hills as our project. It has been a learning experience. “Mental health is a universal human right.”
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
“Inspect Sanitizers And Soaps Being Distributed Nationwide By HH, They Could Be Spreading Coronavirus.” “HH must seat down and let the govt do it’s work.” 🤦🏾‍♀️ With so much going on, people still want to fight each other? This is highest order of ubupuba I have ever seen.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 years
Someone wrote: She says "Men are dogs" then she gets pregnant, gives birth to a boy & she posting pics "My little angel" No! That's a puppy
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 year
Kuli vochitika ku Heroes 🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
Take away the Internet from all Zambians. We don't need it 🙌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Plan B of how to collect blood in a more peaceful and “unsuspecting” way.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
For the first time in forever, no mention of Chagz on ZNBC main news. Never thought I’d see this day.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
One thing about God, he will make it happen! 🙌🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 years
My son is lost. The toll gates have confused him. He thinks we keep going round in circles. "Mummy tell me the truth, are we really going or it's a trick? We have passed here a lot of times and still not reaching." 😂😂
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 months
Mirror, mirror on the wall..
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
@Ms_Nammy Thank you Nammy. Naiwe Lesa alekupala. You deserved it 😘
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
7 months
Sundays are for lovers. In a toxic relationship with mine🏋🏽‍♀️
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Just discovered I am saved as Banda Cop 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
I have come to a conclusion that just because the economy is biting on my end, doesn't mean everyone is experiencing the same.
@zanga_musakuzi7
Zanga Musakuzi
5 years
How is Zambia's economy 🤔🤔🤔 after seeing no parking space at Manda Hill today from 8 till now.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
Keep your relationship private but don't keep it a secret
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
Opening churches is an invitation to more cases. Go at your own risk.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 years
My maid was doing laundry and found k150 in one of my jeans. @KayNatali baby girl bath and look nice. Drinks on me
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 months
Mwaiche 👌🏽
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@gomolemohey
momo
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‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’ ?
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
+1 More life and and more blessings 🥂
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
5 years
Tagged along to my friends farm today. He planted asparagus in a special bed and left instructions that it shouldn't be tampered with. Bought his seed from the UK. We found his farm care taker planted beans in it ati, "filekulila pamo." He's been upset since 4 pm 🤣🤣
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
8 years
One of the best things that can ever happen to you is having someone who mentions you in prayer
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Camped in the living room and like clockwork, each time results were announced, I was awake. @diamondtvzambia thank you for taking this seriously and keeping us informed.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
These speeches? We’re not the only ones who wanted him gone!
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 years
Just witnessed a guy drown at mindolo dam. His body hasn't yet been retrieved. Dude was just trying to help a guy whose speedboat capsized. He drowned a hero. Mhsrip
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
4 months
I don’t care if it sounds unrealistic. I am achieving it all! 🙏🏽
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
6 years
Janet
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
This life, while we’re ignoring others, others are ignoring us. Balance.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 years
Hi, I sell perfumes. Miniature perfumes, Arabic perfumes and designer perfumes. I cater for all according to your budget. If interested check our business page on IG @bag_some_more or contact 0967958121
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
26 days
As you say your night prayers tonight, pray for the favor of man. Pray that God works through man for your sake. Pray that the favor of man be your portion in everything that concerns you, in Jesus name.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
2 months
Trusting God is hard. Whoever said it was easy lied.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
1 month
Said it before, will say it again, marriage is such a beautiful concept. I want that for myself.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
Why is it that after one small misunderstanding, people will be so dramatic and delete your profile on their Netflix account? You’re upset with me, not my profile. Let’s be adults please.
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Miss Bwanji-Bwanji
3 years
@UpndYouths Please delete this. Let’s not give the other camp a chance. Gather what you can but do not post. Take videos if you must as evidence but DO NOT POST! Let ECZ do it’s job
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