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@JKirbyWarFetish

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Parody account of the war fetish John Kirby

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@JKirbyWarFetish
John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@netanyahutoo Makes me sad we don’t have such men in our military
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@YosephHaddad If you keep lying like this we are not going to support you in the next genocide!!
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@MOSSADil Which one of these dogs died?
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@HananyaNaftali Stop trying to shift the focus from you, The worlds hate you but now they’re not afraid to say it.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
We are working together with Israeli scientists to develop an egg extraction team for the fallen female soldiers.
@IDFsemensquad
IDF Semen Retrieval Squad
6 months
Are we the egg retrieval team? No, we do not have the tools for that kind of procedure. Use your brain please.
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John Kirby (Parody)
5 months
Mike PIMPeo chill
@mikepompeo
Mike Pompeo
5 months
Hamas should be on trial—not Israel. It’s shameful that South Africa is targeting the one Jewish state for defending itself against terrorism. Israel should continue its righteous mission to destroy Hamas.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
We actually have seen evidence of the 40 headless babies and even one baby was put in the oven while his mother was getting raped and her belly was cut wide open and they took her insides and made breakfast with it and they called it Israeli women shakshooka, very disturbing.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Israel is Poland and Poland is Israel.
@HananyaNaftali
Hananya Naftali
6 months
Jordan is Palestine and Palestine is Jordan.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
IDF is very moral indeed, I mean they might kidnap and kill hundreds of men and send them back to their families in a truck, They might dig up the dead, Fire rockets on thousands of innocent people in their homes, Rape children, But they have the right defend themselves ofc!!
@netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
6 months
ארדואן שמבצע רצח עם בכורדים, שמחזיק שיא עולמי בכליאת עיתונאים שמתנגדים לשלטונו, הוא אחרון שיכול להטיף לנו מוסר. צה״ל הוא הצבא המוסרי ביותר בעולם שנלחם ומחסל את ארגון הטרור המתועב והאכזרי ביותר בעולם, חמאס דאע״ש, שביצע פשעים נגד האנושות ושארדואן משבח אותו ומארח את בכיריו.
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John Kirby (Parody)
2 months
Don’t worry Benji we are protecting you just like we’re protecting your son in Miami
@netanyahu
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
2 months
You have to hear this to believe this.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Since Israel can’t target any actual Hamas members, They’re targeting innocent civilians which is why they are taking a lot of time and resources, Don’t worry @netanyahutoo we will send you more baby.
@Fx1Jonny
JonnyUtd
6 months
Tell me anyone, is this a proportionate response or am I losing my mind???
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John Kirby (Parody)
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Israeli math is destroying everything and killing over 20k and blame it on Khamas.
@DrEliDavid
Dr. Eli David
6 months
Gaza city, one week before they decided to break into Israel, kill over a thousand, and kidnap hundreds. It's all gone. Was it worth it?
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ Thanks bro, Here’s another 2 billion.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
As i said earlier, Israel isn’t deliberately killing innocent civilians, There’s a Hamas tunnel that goes under a certain area so Israel have to bomb and kill everyone in that area, It’s Hamas’s fault.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Please pardon my president he is old af and he’s confusing the 7th of October with the titanic movie.
@stairwayto3dom
The Saviour
6 months
🇺🇸🇵🇸 Joe Biden: “Its been 65 years since the Hamas attack”
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
I have been informed that Israel is now digging out the corpses in Gaza, @IsraelGovParody @netanyahutoo Wtf guys, Use the weapons we gave you to kill new people not dig out the dead ones!!
@BeckettUnite
Howard Beckett
6 months
This is what Netanyahu, Biden, Sunak & Starmer have done to Gaza. Unforgivable.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
No God bless America i mean we literally paid for this shit.
@HananyaNaftali
Hananya Naftali
6 months
God bless the Israel Air Force 🇮🇱
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John Kirby (Parody)
7 months
@IsraelDefenseF @AMoatadid True, If it were Ukrainians we would care and you would see me crying like a lil hoe but since it’s not blonde people I don’t really care
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ Right on bro right on, Here’s more bombs to kill these fucking children of darkness.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Our allies are very stupid because this boy is obviously not KHamas but we don’t care we will still support them
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@MOSSADil
Mossad Commentary
6 months
Terrorist surrendering continues. Their spirit is being crushed.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
The only threat is that @BenShapiro____ eyebrows grows more.
@MuslimSkepticHQ
The Muslim Skeptic
6 months
Ben Shapiro Threatens Nuclear War
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
As an employee in the Biden/Masala administration, I’m very proud to have contributed in this destruction and the killing of so many innocent children and women, We will continue funding this genocide despite what shaky Joseph said yesterday about Israel losing worldwide support.
@HananyaNaftali
Hananya Naftali
6 months
Gaza City is in ruins. That's what happens when you let a terrorist organization run the city and launch attacks against a sovereign country.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
His son is enjoying his tan in Miami under our protection, Once you kill all the children of darkness we will happily send him back to you, We heard he has been stealing all the towels from the hotels, We can’t wait until we get rid of him tbh.
@israelprd_
Israel יִשְׂרָאֵל 🇮🇱 (Parody)
6 months
Meet Mr. @netanyahu PM of our Occupied State. He’s guilty of killing babies ,pregnant women and fetus ,elderly ,civilians, killing in cold blood . He’s too much of p**sy himself that he won’t send his son on the frontline. What do you think about him? How should he be punished?
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
We know that Russia is kicking Ukraine’s ass but unfortunately we are currently busy sending billions to Israel, Hang in there Ukraine, We will tax more Americans and send you that money, If any of you is left by that time.
@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
6 months
Zelenskyy is here in DC today begging for your money and warmongering Washington wants to give him limitless American dollars. How much money will Washington spend to slaughter an entire generation of young Ukrainian men as Washington fights it’s proxy war with Russia? Shame!
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Well, This is embarrassing..
@IDF
Israel Defense Forces
6 months
During combat in Shejaiya, the IDF mistakenly identified 3 Israeli hostages as a threat and as a result, fired toward them and the hostages were killed. 1/1
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
No other nation did to comfort the Palestinians like we did, We drop bombs on them so they can die instantly instead of suffering, We veto any ceasefire demands, We are the best ever. #gaza #Palestine #Israel_terrorist #IsraelHamasWar
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Our brave citizen Ben hates universities because their students are usually above 18.
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
6 months
The universities cannot be healed by firing a few figureheads. The DEI infrastructure is not only honeycombed throughout these institutions, it is the entire raison d'etre of these institutions: a radical ideology dedicated to the overthrow of meritocratic Americanism.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
I just spoke with the immigration department, We have agreed that we don’t want this mfker back please keep him there @netanyahutoo @israelprd_
@MichaelRapaport
MichaelRapaport
6 months
Just left a tour of Kibbutz Be’ri was ravaged by HAMAS shit bag rapists / murderers.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ Nice, My tax payers are not happy but who cares about them right!?
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Wtf New Yorkers going to work to make ends meet supposed to do with this banner?
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
6 months
🇺🇸🇮🇱‼️🚨 Big banner about October the 7th at Times Square, New York City. 🤷‍♂️
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
No need for coupons we will tax our citizens hard earned money and send it to you.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@INVESTIG4T0R @Megatron_ron Bro what did i do!!?
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John Kirby (Parody)
7 months
@SaadonTasnim @IsraelDefenseF We unequivocally (we like to use this word to sound smart) stand with our greatest ally Israel against these terrorist children and their homes.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@THEREALJEW613 @YosephHaddad Since you love Israel so much why don’t you go fight in Gaza?
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@hknunlu @netanyahutoo Excuse me!! NOBODY did more to comfort the Palestinians more than us, We even bomb them in their sleep instead of letting them suffer the hunger and the cold!!
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Gaza seems like a good place to be.
@MichaelRapaport
MichaelRapaport
6 months
LGBTQ IN GAZA
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
Even though we know this is bullshit but we will keep spreading them, Some old white folks will believe them.
@leekern13
leekern
6 months
This is the face of Palestinian terror Yahya Sinwar He planned the mass rapes He planned women having their bellies cut open and foetuses pulled out He planned babies shot in the head He planned decapitations He planned kidnapped families tortured in tunnels This is the
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ We are sorry but all our good tanks was sent to Ukraine, You should be thankful we are sending you anything.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@netanyahutoo Look at the people she tagged
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ @IDFsemensquad I mean, The whole Israeli government is an embarrassment, Nobody likes you anymore even France’s Macron, But no need to worry, The American tax dollars are all yours.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@israelprd_ Brave soldiers, Here’s another billion.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@BrianHumble11 @MichaelRapaport @shaunking Tbh you look like someone who would agree with this idiot.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@netanyahutoo No other nation did to comfort the Palestinians like we did, We drop bombs on them so they can die instantly instead of suffering, We veto any ceasefire demands, We are the best ever.
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John Kirby (Parody)
7 months
@MahmoudAl_ @netanyahutoo Wars comes at a cost, Only in Palestine tho.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@IDFsemensquad Proud of you guys!!
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John Kirby (Parody)
7 months
@MasudRanaInd @netanyahutoo We will fund israel with whatever they need against the children of darkness, We don’t have free healthcare here but it doesn’t matter.
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John Kirby (Parody)
6 months
@goymsson @HananyaNaftali Oh shit my bad, Meant to comment this from the burner account, uh erm.. We support israel right to kill children or whatever.
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John Kirby (Parody)
7 months
@IsraelDefenseF We will fund this deal with our precious American tax dollars 💵
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