@manfightdragon
You'd think this is just a troll review at first but my guy unironically studied the OG game so much so he discovered every way possible to peep under Ashley's skirt.
Rise, Tarnished, and let us walk a new path together.
An upcoming expansion for
#ELDENRING
Shadow of the Erdtree, is currently in development.
We hope you look forward to new adventures in the Lands Between.
I posted this top tier edit (from MajimaPosting on Facebook) on the Yakuza games subreddit 3 years ago and never has it failed to crack me up every time I watch it
@_7albi
Please do yourself a favor and read this interview. The amount of dedication and commitment this man and his team put into the games they make truly shows why they're of top-tier quality and deserving of every bit of praise they get.
@Crusanerd
@IGN
Yeah it must be quite refreshing to go back to last-gen games from time to time since you have a shit ton of overwhelming exclusives you can easily drown in. I envy you, really
@Kotaku
I understand that Metal Gear has been irrelevant for quite a while now, but I was hoping to see at least one "THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE" when I got into the replies.
@JJBAmanga
- Dire's Thunder X Split Attack that no fighter has escaped
- Kakyoin's Emerald Splash that no one can just deflect
- Kira's Sheer Heart Attack that has no weakness
Araki pulled the same joke three times in three different parts. Top-tier trolling.
@LegendaryCaps
When I first saw this on Youtube I immediately rushed to my PS4 to verify it, and I have never been more disappointed in my entire life.
@doragasu
@memecrashes
My supervisor introduced me to Latex while I was working on my bachelor's degree and it was quite an experience indeed! Its only downside though is that I cannot possibly stand even a remotely scientific publication written in MS Word ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ShitpostRock
>snipes at every being in his sight (including yourself)
>gets offered "Token of Friendship"
>accepts
>actually destroys the entire village as you watch like it's nothing
>"I help any time"
@jjba_cursed
"Attention all JoJo fans! Hirohiko Araki, the creator of your favorite gay buff waifus needs your help. He's planning on creating a new part but he spent all of his money on anti-aging products. You only need to give him your credit card info. Remember, Ora Ora Ora & Kono Dio da"
@memecrashes
This is actually a tough tactic to pull. It was created by grandmaster XQC. He calls it "Boom, Bang, Bing, Bong, BENG!". It always results in mate in one ofc.
@dukope
"Hello, sir!"
"Always been a fan of your stuff! Return of the Obra Dinn is my favorite"
"Uhh... I was wondering if you could gift me the game on Steam as for some reason my card [shows a piece of cardboard] declines every time I try to confirm my purchase."
"I love you, man!"
@berserksouls
It's the other way around actually. Coming from any Souls game to Sekiro would give you a really hard time (at the the beginning at least) since you'd find yourself subconsciously trying to dodge, and dodging is really discouraged in Sekiro, severely punishable even.
@lporiginalg
As members of the Muslim community, we are holding a program to offer financial support to oppressed LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+ individuals. Due to some unfavorable circumstances, we have moved to the rooftop. Looking forward to meeting with those who demand free money. Cheers.
عزيزتي الملتحيه
@if3rah
-انعدام الرجوله في بيتك وانعدام التربيه صنعت منك شامخه بنت شارع
-أنا متأكد تأكد تام ان والدها ينادونه فالشارع أبو فرح
-انظرُ لهذه الصوره وهذا الوصف ولم أستطع ان اصفي نيةِ تتخيلين 9 فحول سود في مره واحده
-لهذا قال العلماء ان فيها عورات ولا يجوز مشاهدتها
@Priyanav1
@lichess
I know this is a joke but I'd take an open source, ad-free server with unlimited analysis and free puzzles over the abomination chessdotcom is.
@geoffkeighley
Geoff, my dude, as a representative of the unholy tarnished in r/EldenRing, we ask you once again to grant us the Elden Ring at Gamescom.
اللهم إنّا نسألك بكل اسم سميت به نفسك أو أنزلته في كتابك أو علمته أحدًا من خلقك أو استأثرت به في علم الغيب أن تنتقم شر انتقام ممن تهاون في هذه الكارثة واستهتر بأرواح المسلمين أو ساهم ولو بكلمة في تيتيم أطفال درنة وترميل نساءها
الوضع في غزة أقل ما يقال عنه مأساوي نسأل الله أن يكون في عون إخواننا المستضعفين في فلسطين وأن يفرج كربهم وأن يعجل بحقن دماءهم ونصرهم على اليهود الغاصبين ولا حول ولا قوة إلا بالله العلي العظيم
There's an overabundance of people oversharing on this hellhole of a platform which not only does it compromise their privacy (or rather, the lack of it), but also it exposes our مرارة to their cringe inducing "daily lives"