Acan @I_I_Acan Twitter profile

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Acan

7 months

The good people at @muwado have given my ramblings a home. Take a look here:

I abhor Kampala (and the areas of Wakiso proximal to it). I hate the dust and the filth and the mud and the disorder and the noise and the feeling that order will never really reign here, that in t…

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Acan

@I_I_Acan

7 months

Taste 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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7 months

At your age, what expensive thing do you have?🤔

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@I_I_Acan

4 months

Supreme leader >

momo

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4 months

‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’ ?

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5 months

When I post a thirst trap on my status and he replies >>>>>

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Key phrase: lactose intolerant, not lactose impossible. Praise God?

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@I_I_Acan

11 months

Doctors should keep their personal beliefs to themselves, tbh. There is no “except these people” in the Hippocratic oath. If you won’t treat someone because of their sexual orientation, just put the stethoscope away and go into some other profession.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

@_georgiejenkin @kaziamelx Looks like zinc deficiency. You might need to change the soil and add some organic fertiliser. If you can find kelp extract or a foliar spray, that would help while you go about changing the soil. Also, have you been using any high-phosphorus fertiliser? It may affect zinc uptake

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Baganda surgeons were doing this in the 1800s before Henry Morton Stanley brought his big head to the continent.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

I have zero respect for NRM supporters. There’s no valid argument for supporting that party in 2021. “Securing the bag” is a poor excuse for supporting tyranny, oppression, and large scale theft.

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Life is a wheel. Keep running, hamsters. Acan Innocent Immaculate, M.D.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

If you want to talk to Uganda, talk to us directly, DON’T GO THROUGH THE CORNERS!

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3 years

Travel around the region and you’ll appreciate this airport 😂😂😂

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@I_I_Acan

30 days

Maybe log

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This is a 10

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

I hope my enemies are happy

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

If it doesn’t stop raining by 6am today, I will throw myself off my balcony.

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@I_I_Acan

5 years

Ah, voila. A foto from a month ago of me, my thigh, and our green dress. And a photobomber in the back 😂

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@I_I_Acan

8 months

Gulu Gulu goes back to school. Wish me luck and send pocket money ✌🏾

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Cc: @OfwonoOpondo

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

East African countries as siblings A thread:

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@I_I_Acan

3 months

All this “Strict Boyfriend/Girlfriend 101” is just internet posturing 😂 We know you 🫵🏾 in real life, Isabirye. Your madam has 3 male besties, and you call them chief.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

This video of Vinka stomping some manners into a fool has made my evening.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Eye bet he didn’t see that coming

The New Vision

@newvisionwire

3 years

Gen. Tumwine defeated as army elects new representatives to Parliament President Yoweri Museveni who is the Commander-in-Chief of the UPDF presided over the elections that were held at Bombo. DETAILS: | #VisionUpdates

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Someone called me Cecilia Ogwal and I swallowed 😂😂😂😂

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@I_I_Acan

8 months

I keep coming back to this because why aren’t you, as a country, putting your best foot forward to impress visitors? Wdym “only 6 hours”??? Why should someone go on an hours-long treasure hunt to find the beauty of your CAPITAL city? Is this tomb raider???

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@irumanyika

8 months

This guy must have been in Uganda for only 6 hours. What a lie !??

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@I_I_Acan

5 years

One of the worst things about adulting is having to “there's rice at home" yourself.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

My father may have refused to give me height, but at least he gave me sideburns 💀

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Malaria Sharapova

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@Owishemwe

4 years

One of my latest hobbies is killing mosquitoes with that electric racquet.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

“I’ll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 turn that shit UP!

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@I_I_Acan

17 days

I hope you’re not living your life in postponements, saving the enjoyment of being alive for an uncertain future where you’re happier or richer or less busy. The tomorrow we get is seldom the one we truly wanted, but until the next one comes along, it’s the only one we have.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

I see some people saying they chew Coartem, and I just want to advise all of you to touch your chest three times and say, “I am a witch.”

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

The patriarchy is trying to drive us away from restaurants and back into the kitchen. Stay strong, sisters. A little rat cuisine never hurt anybody.

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@I_I_Acan

9 months

De play

👑 Moussa

@_Musa_01

9 months

A big percentage of Kampala girls legit don't know how to cook, but how will you keep your men ???

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

NRM apologists are in my mentions saying NUP elects are inexperienced/lack political acumen when their big daddy’s decision to remove civic education from the formal education curriculum was an intentional move to disempower Ugandans politically.

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@I_I_Acan

1 year

I have the Pure Mathematics 1 book by Backhouse on my phone. When I’m struck by the urge, I open a random page to refresh my Maths skills 😅

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1 year

What's the nerdiest thing about you? This is a safe nerdy space. 😊

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

All these buckets in Uganda and we can’t find even ONE for this old man to kick????

The Observer

@observerug

3 years

Museveni says #Facebook will not be allowed to operate in Uganda because they blocked pro-govt accounts. He says he ordered for the #internet shutdown because his govt can't tolerate the arrogance of anybody deciding on who is good who is not #UGElections2021

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Acan

@I_I_Acan

6 months

Don’t say I never do anything for you people

Moon ♡

@sharonxoxo_

6 months

Let's do Good pr for natural hair today. Please quote me with a pretty picture of your natural hair 🤭

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@I_I_Acan

8 months

I went to a restaurant, and they served me a really salty steak. It was a filet munnyo

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Me, as me, I barely have any love left for this country. I'm only Ugandan by circumstance. I refuse to be a clown just because I was born in a circus 💀💀💀😭😭

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@I_I_Acan

1 month

Happy Easter from me and mine (he’s camera shy)

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@I_I_Acan

1 month

Last born + First born >>>>>>

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@laurynkoba

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Anyway last borns have no business dating each other

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@I_I_Acan

4 months

A child is a child. Of course they should be treated like full human beings with agency; that’s exactly what they are. But should we expect them to have the same decision-making capacity as adults? No. It doesn’t matter how “seductive” a 16 y/o is being. They’re a child.

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@I_I_Acan

5 years

My sister got enrolled today. She's a whole Counsel now. I'm so proud of her and her long legs.

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

Guys, prepare to start looking for serious spouses in Kampala tomorrow to Sunday. The miyaayu will be in Jinja 🙏🏽

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@I_I_Acan

2 months

One of the most disappointing things about the thieves in power is how terribly they lack imagination. All that money, and you cannot think beyond going abroad, palatial country homes, arcades, and dormitory blocks masquerading as apartment complexes?

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

True

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

This is how I got to work today.

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@I_I_Acan

1 year

He’s a boxer. Mike Tie-son

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1 year

What could be his Profession ?

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@I_I_Acan

9 months

Matoke is better when it’s a little sweet

Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

9 months

we’re cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Quarantindatine

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@I_I_Acan

1 year

Every 3 business days, I have to resist the urge to ask a bald man where he stops when he’s washing his face

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

It’s exactly 69 days to the end of the year 😉 Happy Scorpio season to everyone but Cancers, and happy birthday to me 🥳 (Sorry about the early morning rain)

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@I_I_Acan

11 months

Oh my God. Oh my God. What did the cannibalistic marabou stork on a diet say to its friend? “I’m trying to reduce my karoli intake” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@I_I_Acan

11 months

My theory is no child is stupid; some are just better suited to the available teaching methods than others. Will not expound on this position.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Any excuse to wear pink shadow and glitter.

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Seeing a patient you and the team pulled from the brink of death walk out of the hospital is top 3 feelings in the world ❤️❤️

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@I_I_Acan

3 months

To raise the bride price 🙏🏽

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Astra Nze ndeka 💔💔💔

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5 months

Going to name my first child Conception. So that people can say, “Oh, that’s Immaculate’s Conception.”

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Arua Man

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There’s a way girls always look good in mustard.

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

My sister got traditionally married yesterday, and we had the guests make a fingerprint tree for us with some paint and this custom tree from @bugaboo_ug 🥰🥰

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Correcting patients when they call me Nurse instead of Doctor is my small daily act of feminism. Friends, the girls are going to school, and some of them are choosing to be nurses, some doctors. You will learn, because I will teach you, ceaselessly, until you do.

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@I_I_Acan

4 months

The kitchen will be open but exclusively serving southern cuisine 🙏🏽

Mimijinge (MD)

@m_jay10

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If my husband wants to eat at 5am, he’s going to eat… but it won’t be food

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@I_I_Acan

5 years

Need to get a therapist as soon as I can afford it. Holding yourself together on your own is really hard.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Anyway, in all this date kerfuffle, I urge you NOT to date (male) doctors. They will meet you in the hospital parking lot with banana crisps and rock boom, and say, “Wow, baby, I still have six cases to go” and go back to work, and that will be your date.

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@I_I_Acan

2 months

We made this 🌝 (it’s a shoe rack)

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@I_I_Acan

6 years

Simon Lokodo. Part-time minister. Full-time idiot.

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4 years

I don't look like this anymore, but yes.

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1 year

Outlander Magazine

@StreetFashion01

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Mia Khalifa & Wiz Khalifa (2023)

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3 years

Ainebyoona except common sense 💔

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5 months

Dey play

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5 months

Byona bikole but it’s important for you to know that you are not your type’s type. 🫶

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

. @nbstv airing the dictator’s empty promises while the city burns. We shall remember. Don’t think we won’t.

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@I_I_Acan

3 months

So, I made the lofty goal of learning one skill a week for the whole of 2024 (please don’t laugh, my enemies). Eventually, it became apparent that I wouldn’t succeed, so I whittled it down to one skill a month. The skill for January is carpentry. My housemate and I made this:

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@I_I_Acan

1 month

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your mooya

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@I_I_Acan

3 months

CGPA above 4 after a shambolic semester, maybe I am a witch after all

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Canada needs over 1.2 million migrants over the next 3 years. Let me save up so I can “Before I left vs After I left” you people to DEATH.

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3 years

I miss the days when one heaped teaspoon of powdered milk was enough to make the milk tea concentrated enough. These days, you have to empty half the tin into your cup before the water tastes like milk. These cows aren’t telling us something. Speak, Bihogo.

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@I_I_Acan

6 years

Guys. Guys. DEPRESSION IS A DISEASE. It's not just an emotional state; the person's brain is literally sick. It will not heal without medical management. Please don't ask people suffering from depression to just get over it.

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Boys after one girl turns down his “Be my valentine” card in P6

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bomboclaat ?

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@I_I_Acan

5 months

Men be sluts, on GOD!

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

I don’t think people understand the toll it takes on a medical professional’s mental health to work in low resource settings. It’s crushing to know what to do but be unable to do it. We’d be much happier in fully functional health centres.

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@I_I_Acan

8 months

Every time I go downtown, I am reminded that I must make money so that I never have to come to this godforsaken place again.

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Diana, these aren't the notes we were talking about when we said pay us better.

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4 years

A 'thank you' song by some of our African artists to our health workers. Thank you🙏

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@I_I_Acan

1 year

ethu

@thandoiwethu

1 year

my stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

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@I_I_Acan

8 months

Where is Eddy

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@I_I_Acan

6 months

I’ll go with whatever Queen Ayra Starr picks 🙏🏽

🌻B.E.Y.T Accessories🦋

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6 months

Which is your favorite?

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

“You’re using a lot of English to explain nothing” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ugandans are ANGRY

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

Uganda 🇺🇬 The family black sheep who every one hates because they're always drunk and out partying, spending money they don't have, and seem to be happy when all conditions show they should be miserable. What's so funny, Uganda?

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@I_I_Acan

1 year

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Rain irritates tf out of me 😭

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@I_I_Acan

7 months

Skssssss do you guys be dating men or UNEB 🥴🥴💀

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@bamwinejnr

7 months

Ask your girlfriend what’s the cause of the conflict btn Israel and Palestine and sit down listen to cockroach you dating

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

We’re turning away patients in respiratory distress because there’s no space 😞😞😞

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

Also, guys. Doctors who’re handling COVID patients. Read. Always be on the lookout for new information. Exchange notes with your colleagues in other centres. This thing is relatively new to us. Your colleague elsewhere might know something life-saving that you don’t.

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

I’ve been dying to do a video to this sound since 2017 lmaoooo

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@I_I_Acan

4 months

Kakande is literally right next to Mulago. If he wanted to show his power, he’d go and empty those wards with his holy water and holy rice (which he sells to his unwitting flock)

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@I_I_Acan

3 years

The MOH and government have really failed Ugandans. This is something we had ample preparation time for.

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@I_I_Acan

5 years

@AkangaTsindoli @wxldflwrr @justmwihaki Akanga, you must cultivate the art of minding your business, please.

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Cuddling with his jumper because it smells like him? Oh, the simptoms are getting worser 😭

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3 years

Thomas in Fort

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1 year

The grind is not my brand, but my ward has the best nurses in the world 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

I mean...

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

I really do be cute on non-suffering occasion.

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@I_I_Acan

4 years

White Jesus, please bestow upon this man a white skin and free us.

Timothy Kalyegira

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I'm reading through some American online primary school teaching kits. If this is what the U.S. syllabus is, then I suspect that many university-educated Ugandans would fail an American primary school exam.

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