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@IAm_DesiJ
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7 years
I sent my boyfriend that penny date idea and this is what he sent back. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Itโ€™s also crazy to me that he was grinding for so long. His debut album did not come out until 2010! He was working at his dream for YEARS before success. Years of closed doors and missed โ€œopportunitiesโ€ you gotta keep at it bc success isnโ€™t overnight especially in his case
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Dog who uncle is this?!
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Also if he wouldโ€™ve sang chills the song wouldโ€™ve been epic bc the dude they ended up choosing did NOT have the best vocals. He went on to work with Prince though so he good too ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Errybody made it but the OG members ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Real ones remember Beyonce as the lead in Case Happily ever video. Look at young Bey!
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Lmaoooo
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The best part about wearing wigs is making a wig truly work for you. For example i took this, and turned it into this
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@jojobaoilhoney Hereโ€™s the whole season ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Good pussy be like:
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@SanguineSallie @C_Jill_Run He could out sing them all tbh๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@IAm_DesiJ
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I have openly said that I have no qualms dating a bisexual man and ppl legit found every reason to tell me I'm wrong for being open to that.
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Yโ€™all stay safe if you use raw papers
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Nicki fans are pop fans masquerading as hip hop fans, this is why I pay them no mind
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I'm the cranberry sauce this year
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@IYSKold Their kindness only extending to ppl they know/only being nice and chivalrous to them.
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@IAm_DesiJ
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@jojobaoilhoney It was supposed to be BETโ€™s version of making the band ๐Ÿ˜ญ the whole series is on YouTube
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Updated Bomb Wigs Thread โœจ
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Remy released the second diss track for radio air play. Its more palatable than shether, and more easily edited so that it can get picked up
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@IAm_DesiJ
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And let Remy live. Let her eat off this. Cause y'all let Drake ride a beef he won in two days for damn near a year with no qualms
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Hey Twitter, I have a friend that was sexually assaulted in the workplace by a male coworker. She complained to management and her boss refused to fire the guy and was very condescending towards my friend. Does anyone know a lawyer in MI that would be willing to consult with her?
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@IAm_DesiJ
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when you "suggest" an entree for your boyfriend to try just so you can have two meals instead of one:
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@IAm_DesiJ
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@midwestbarbiee I feel like ppl know this, they just rely on the confirmation bias of slut shaming to make them feel better about not prioritizing their sexual health in the slightest. Hence why so many ppl have herpes and HPV and have no idea.
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@IAm_DesiJ
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The argument "Remy just wants exposure!" Is idiotic. Everything celebrities do is for exposure and relevancy. That's their money.
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Lotta y'all have already or are with men that are bi or have had sexual experiences with other males and didn't know it bc you're homophobic
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If you still on drakes nuts and are over 30:
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Iconic
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Iโ€™m reminiscing on the pop bops I loved growing up and now I feel like I have to thread this. Lol sooooo POP BOPS THREAD โœจโœจโœจโœจโœจ
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Fun fact, the Jagged Edge song walked out of heaven was written about Latavia so we have her to thank for that too
@4everRnbGenius
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Whatโ€™s a Latavia? She didnโ€™t even fucking hum a note in that group.
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2. BABY ITS YOU X JOJO. I feel like everybody always posts Leave (get out) and they forget how much of a bop this was!!
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GWEN STEFANI X COOL. So loveangelmusicbaby was AN ALBUM. (Bubble pop electric was another jam) but this song was so fire bc of the words, she perfectly expressed the feeling of being over it to the point that youโ€™re cool with an ex that put you through it. A BOP
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4. Ashley Tisdale x He said she said. Yโ€™all on god I promise you I wanted to hate this song. I canโ€™t help liking it ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Y'all be super quick to comment on men being "Pussy" "gay" "bitches" and "f*gs" but you're confused as to why he won't come out to you. Sis
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Hello, Iโ€™m Dons beautiful indecisive girlfriend and this is what he does for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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She's a hip hop Frankenstein. And y'all live for it. Y'all so used to fake that real hip hop makes yall itch. It's too much for yall.
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Bomb wigs thread โœจ
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Torrei Hart is our here living her best life!
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@BarkyBoogz Another lady found the scammer and fixed her on tik tok yesterday. Iโ€™m sure sis is not having a great day
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It's all you. But you want him to be honest and upfront so you can expose him and hit him with violent language about how nasty he is. Gtfoh
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You are the reason he won't come out. You are the reason he won't tell you about that one time in undergrad. Its you baby. It's what you say
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It's how disgusted you act when you find out one of your faves might be gay or bi, it's the homophobic language you use behind closed doors
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I will NEVER tell my son that he's "acting like a girl" or to "stop crying like a bitch" when he wants to express his emotions. Fuck that.
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@MADBLACKTHOT Iโ€™m starting a wig customization channel on YT
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From the phases (including the bisexual thing), to the surgeries, to the flow changes. Nicki has never been herself yall.
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So, a white woman with no knowledge of Yoruba religion gets to call Beyoncรฉ's performance a pagan Spectacle and y'all published this shit
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Op-ed: Having a baby isn't a miracle and doesn't make you a goddess
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I have no clue why ppl refuse to acknowledge that. Everything is strategic. Every IG post, every gym day, every lunch date. For exposure.
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Keep my cat up out ya mouth cause thatโ€™s ya man food ๐Ÿฆ
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Yes publicity is a thing, I don't blame remy for wanting to eat off this beef. Drake did it, drake is still eating off his beef with meek.
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Be at pride yass queening and snapping it up with the girls but look crazy af if a man hits on you or is interested in you.
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Songs that'll give your summer to fall transition a sexy vibe. A thread โœจ
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@IAm_DesiJ
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So the fact that yall are trying to paint Remy as the exposure whore is laughable. Nicki did it first. Her who career is a pander 4 exposure
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Gimme 15 years, this gone be me when partition comes on the throwback station
@DaShaunLH
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"Whatchall know bout dis?" โ€“drunk auntie at the family function when some 70s Soul music comes on.
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nah you just have to master the ice cream scoop stroke, last longer than 15 minutes and eat a mean puss.
@VICE
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Science says that to make a woman orgasm you have to be rich, funny, and good-looking http://t.co/FTQKX6YMH9 http://t.co/QqAUJQRffC
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Itโ€™s hot af
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no shade to Azealias skills, honestly she could rap circling around Nicki, but she's been so disgraced publicly no one would take her side.
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Youโ€™ve got to be seen: Green
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Gotta show off the humps for hump day โœจ
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I donโ€™t like him speaking over and for her even under the guise of affirmation. This man likes to take up all the space even when the conversation is about her. She didnโ€™t even get to accept the accolade herself and say thank you. I think thatโ€™s whatโ€™s bothering folk
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Iโ€™m tripping or this was very cringey and uncomfortable for everybody??
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HOE BUT FASHION THREAD WITH LINKS FROM MY FAVORITE ONLINE SHOPPING STORES! (cause i'm not a stingy bitch)
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8. JESSE MCCARTNEY X RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT ME. This was a bop Iโ€™m convinced Jesse wanted to be choked cause he said baby donโ€™t be gentle I can handle anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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ALY & AJ X CHEMICALS REACT. I know potential break up song was the ultimate bop but I loved this song too ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Y'all niggas really think y'all getting fresh nudes every time?
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@BarkyBoogz Ppl also love to pretend spend other ppls money and play financial advisor while in debt
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Well fed, well read
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When he help you stay hot
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Remy threw a wrench in that PR stint though. She's a media darling with hardcore fans and crazy skills. An OG with support and reciepts
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Miley is precisely why there are no passes, black cards, or cookout invitations available at the nigga secretary of state.
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Y'all always preaching to chicks on how to keep a man but y'all rarely talk about what that man did to keep you.
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Thatโ€™s bc woke twitter doesnโ€™t want to admit that they crave white validation, so they dress it up in outrage and buzzwords only to forget about it, not support the black award shows that exist and get mad all over again the next year.
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A lot of women have given the wrong man everything without making him work for it and have regretted it for good reason.
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I know I have a degree in PR but these concepts are really not that hard to understand. Y'all just want to stan at this point.
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3. DREAM X HE LOVES YOU NOT. You already know wtf is going on. This is a pop classic! Idc
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If that's your cup of tea then fine, but be real and acknowledge that your fave is a PR puppet that will do anything to stay on top.
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Only an Aries would be petty enough to sue for a relationship inconvenience fee and win. Never been prouder of my sign tbh
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@IAm_DesiJ
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Let's say that Nicki was actually calling out Azealia. Why do that? What threat is azealia? Nicki wanted to drum up exposure.
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Why do you think celebrities go to these"hot spots" that they know is swarming with paparazzi? They need that TMZ feature.
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Marriage is not a prize. It is a union of love. There should not be any tips on how to get a husband. The focus is all wrong.
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All that and a bag of you been knew
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Yโ€™all insist on sucking the fun out of black panther by making it a historical moment. The movie not even out yet calm down and enjoy it for what it is a fun superhero movie with a black protagonist
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Listen. If a person tells you they don't want a relationship, their reasoning is not your problem. I repeat. Not. Your. Problem.
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