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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

4 months

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

This stretched for over a mile. I’m guessing 100K people. AND NOT A SINGLE POLICE OFFICER. This is how it should be. #blacklivesmatter #westhollywood

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1 year

Hundreds of millions of views and no one ever tags me when they share this. Yes, I’m bitter.

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He said he was a comedian & CLEARED everyone in the building 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Alex Hooper

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6 years

Radiohead is suing Lana Del Rey for copyright infringement because Thom Yorke thought he was the only poet who could make beautiful, dreamy, depressing music.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Hospital parking needs to be free.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Someone needs to put Duck Dynasty on a Jumbotron and make this shit stop.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Comedians aren’t brave. We are narcissistic weirdos who can’t function in a traditional work environment so we point at things and say “isn’t that dumb?”

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

BYE BYE STAGE 3 HODGKINS LYMPHOMA. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. NOW FUCK OFF SO I CAN CONTINUE SPREADING LOVE.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

@SomaKazima TAG THE COMEDIANS YOU ARE SHARING

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Without saying your age, how old are you?

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Chemotherapy. Day one.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I broke into The Comedy Store and took a few names off the wall.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Hardest bomb of my life. Tried everything to connect. 53 minutes of silence. All I can do is take it as a learning experience and get AS DRUNK AS I POSSIBLE BEFORE THE BARS CLOSE.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Years ago, on TV, Chris Delia told me I was a “fucking weirdo.” I now know it’s because my fiancé is the same age as me.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

That smile. That’s how I’ll always remember Jak because it was constantly plastered on his beautiful face.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

I’ve been with my partner for 15 years. She thinks I’m cheating on her 5 nights a week and I’d rather have her believe that than know the truth which is that I’m doing stand-up comedy for $20.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

After 32 harrowing days in the hospital, I’m finally being discharged tomorrow. I cried when the doctors told me. My next chapter begins tomorrow. Here. We. Fucking. Go.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

I love you and I’ll see you as soon as I can.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I buried 300 hits of molly under a tree that looks like Ray Liotta. Mid-City adjacent. Have fun, Los Angeles.

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Alex Hooper

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6 years

San Francisco is a beautiful city to watch millionaires step in piles of human feces.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Sorry, Cancer. It just wasn’t working out…

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Universal Basic Income is hilarious because multiple studies show that everyone would have access to more food, gainful employment, educational opportunities, and leisure. Isn’t that so funny????????

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

A 10-year-old boy recognized me tonight at Runyon Canyon. With a big smile on his face he said “other people think you’re mean but I know that you’re just kidding.“ My heart exploded.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

@CapnTact @Chloe__McGov Take the joke.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

@kornbreadTMFS That comedian is me! Please tag me, peasant!

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Last night a new comic told me “my first sets were rough but I think I get it now.” I asked her how long she’s been doing it. She said “this is my third time.” I told her she’s definitely going to make it because that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Medical bills are fake. What are they gonna do if I don’t pay? Repossess my health?

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

After 12 years of employment, I informed Universal Studios that I will not be returning. From now on, the only tickets I’ll be selling will be for my own shows.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

What they don’t tell you about the Puppy Bowl is that the losing team gets put down.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Fucknuts. I have cancer. I’m going to treat this like I do everything else: jokes, laughing, silliness, shiny outfits, fun, and a huge dose of chemotherapy. This video should answer many of your questions. I love you.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

@SomaKazima Thank you. I appreciate it. Helps me sell tickets

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Today my dad told me he has spent $350K on cocaine in his life. With my eyes wide open and mouth agape, he added “Well it was the Eighties.”

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

OMG MY QUEEN HAS TWEETED ABOUT ME!!!

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4 years

What did you guys think of @HooperHairPuff ?? #AGT

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Tom Brady will be great at standup. He already knows how to hide behind an offensive line.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I’m the last comic standing on America’s Got Talent. Voting for me is voting for comedy. If you don’t own your flaws, your flaws own you. When I step on that stage tonight, I’m doing it for every person who has ever been afraid to be themselves. #agt

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

The reason LA doesn’t have many outdoor shows is that most comedians can’t be within 500 feet of a public park.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Here’s more roasting since you peasants love it so much.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

If looters break into the Long Beach Laugh Factory it will be the first time they’ve ever had a crowd.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

I performed at two pizza shops this week and each one paid me better than the three comedy clubs at which I also performed. Plus, they gave me pizza.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Performed at thousands of open mics and now I’m here. Enjoying every second of this.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Only comedians will find this funny. Last week at Flappers, during the raffle at the end of the show, an audience member raised their hand to ask the host: “Where is Flappers University located?”

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

The show just called me to read me every tweet they found offensive on my timeline for the past 10 years. It took over 30 minutes. And let me tell you, 2011-2013 were WILD.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Honestly, I got cancer for the press opportunities.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

I’m home. I’m finally fucking home. Thank you for being with me on this journey.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

1 year

@Kwaselow @theblackvirgil @SomaKazima That audience hated my guts.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

3 years

This is a message to all single men: WASH YOUR SHEETS

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Stock Pile all the toilet paper you want. I have enough DMT and molly for two years of quarantine.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

10 months

@jessecase Goddamnit I love you, Jesse

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

4 years

Hawaii was magical. I still can’t believe I swam with a sea turtle. Also this happened. (She said yes)

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

One small step for man, one giant leap toward crossing a Slackline 100 ft in the air.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Last night someone told me “you don’t have to wear that mask in here” and I immediately saw the face of every woman he told he “didn’t need a condom.”

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Second to last chemotherapy session today. Goddamn I can’t wait to do fun drugs again

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

My fiancé just said “you have cancer. Don’t go to a shitty open mic and make it worse.”

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS: Keep going. You’re closer than you’ve ever been.

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Alex Hooper

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5 years

Last night after the show a dude in the crowd walked up to me. “Hey man I gotta tell you. I used to watch America’s Got Talent in prison and everyone on my block loved you. This was so cool to see you in person.”

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Alex Hooper

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5 years

One of my coworkers asked if I had ever seen Home Alive with Machuckley Cuckley and he was 100% serious.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Cancer is nothing. I did open mics in LA for 10 years.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

And that’s it for comedy on #AGT this season. America has decided laughter is not allowed this year. I’m extremely proud of what I accomplished on the show. My freak flag is flying high and I can’t wait to see where this takes me. I love you all.

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Alex Hooper

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5 years

My 10 Year anniversary in stand up is this Saturday so I wrote down the most important lessons I've picked up along the way. Wherever you are in your career, this will help and entertain you.

10 YEARS DOWN, A LIFETIME TO GO

When I first began stand up on March 9th, 2009, I couldn’t have visualized where I am now. Not because its some crazy level of success (I…

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Today is National Suicide Prevention Day. Or as comedians call it, Thursday.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I’m getting choked up by these messages. People are telling me I’m their hero. That I’m an inspiration of how to live freely. That I stopped them from feeling sad. One person said his 9 year old cried when they kicked me off. Never underestimate the power of comedy. #agt

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I dont trust anyone who’s never had a drink or done drugs

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Jim BeKushi.

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vibe check

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Wow. The look on my dentist’s face when I pulled out my own nitrous tank. 😳😳😳

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Day 31 of being in the hospital. I love getting woken up at 6 AM to blood work. It’s so much fun, I may never leave!

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

I hurt my arm picking up a case of sparkling water.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

I barked 20 people into my show tonight in Chattanooga. I stood outside and told people why I think they’d like me and got all of them to buy tickets. What a win for the first night of this tour.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Last night someone told me they started stand up comedy to make money and now I know they will be successful because that was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Yes I’m overwhelmingly positive and it came from years of excruciating self-care and deep reflection so if you’re not down with it you can go smile and eat a sandwich while I’m over here figuring out how to love you.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

@SomaKazima Agreed. Id love if you shared my other appearances because it does help but people also need to know my name.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I don’t watch porn anymore. I orgasm by looking up mansions I could buy if I feel like moving to South Carolina.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

The world is on fire. Give yourself a break for not feeling creative.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

3 rounds of chemo with minimal side effects. Round 4 is smacking me in the face. Exhausted, sore, sweating, freezing. First time I’ve felt like I was truly sick. I kept saying how easy this was. I think the cancer gods heard me and this is my punishment.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

If you book me to do comedy I will: A) Promote B) Be punctual C) Prepare and give it my all on stage D) Support other comics on the show E) Wash my hair F) Not harass anyone G) Ask if I can hug you but will respect if you say no.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

If you think an open mic isn’t fair, wait until you learn about the rest of the world.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Be optimistic! You’re only two people away from having a threesome.

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

If you are a comic and we have met more than one time please know that in any story I will refer to you as “my friend.”

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Alex Hooper

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9 years

New Law: If you want to be a cop, you're not allowed to be one.

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Alex Hooper

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6 years

Me: Honey this cocaine looks weird. Girlfriend: That's baby powder. Me: They make cocaine for babies?

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Alex Hooper

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3 years

Becoming a stand up comedian is the best way to learn you’re not as funny as you think you are.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

I used to celebrate being on TV. Today I made my own breakfast, did the dishes, and showered. Huge win in the healing category. Nothing is to small to celebrate. One day I may even have sex with my wife again. Dreams do come true!

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Im trying to sell tickets and the comments on my clips are overwhelmingly positive. When others share them without tagging, those people don’t follow me and usually don’t know my name. My career depends on visibility combined with name recognition.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Yesterday I turned 35 so I did a 35 hour social media blackout. Here’s how I celebrated: -Flopping it out at a nude beach -eating oysters and ribeye -boning it up -smoking DMT -crying while listening to Lana Del Rey -Housing a Carvel cake A truly magnificent day.

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Alex Hooper

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11 years

"I'd like to think I bring a lot to the table."- Waiter during a job interview.

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

POLLS ARE OPEN!!! VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

I’MMMMMMM BAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!! #agt

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Alex Hooper

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5 years

There are 75 comedy open mics in LA today. That's 75 opportunities for you to say "that's a new one" after you eat shit.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Have sex. Do drugs. Read books. Pet furry things. Tell your friends you love them. Never stop believing that this world was built for you to enjoy.

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Alex Hooper

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6 years

Congratulations California: The lines are now so long at the weed store that I've gone back to buying it illegally.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

1 year

Stage 3 Hodgkin’s Lymphoma to the stages of Comedy Central. So stoked for everyone on this lineup. Let’s get silly.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

3 years

A glory hole but someone whispers you motivational quotes

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

3 years

Why complain when you can just shut the fuck up?

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

If only healing your body was as much fun as destroying it.

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

@theblackvirgil @SomaKazima for dates. Lots more to come

Alex Hooper

You’ve seen him on Comedy Central’s Roast Battle. He’s the America’s Got Talent comedian you love to hate. Alex Hooper invigorates stand-up comedy with his upbeat positivity & dark humor.

www.hoopercomedy.com

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Alex Hooper

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4 years

Question for comedians: When we do finally get back to performing in public, how is this not the only thing we talk about?

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

Comedian Alex Hooper claims he was rejected by agent for being “whatever the fuck this is.”

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Alex Hooper

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1 year

Me: Great podcast! Therapist: Please stop saying that after our sessions.

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Alex Hooper

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2 years

I know I’m going to survive this diagnosis because 5 months ago we said “til death do us part” and there is no way I’m letting my wife off the hook this soon.

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Alex Hooper

@HooperHairPuff

4 years

West Hollywood.