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Glasgow, Scotland
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
6 years
Scott Brown runs Scottish fitbaw. Many have tried but no one can touch the king.
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@Hoidy
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5 years
Real Men Conquer The World | Thread
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1 year
Perfection
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@Hoidy
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2 years
Dundee United and Hibs basically now saying over to you Celtic πŸ˜‚ Sky will need to mute the full game
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
6 years
Tried to pick a top 5 but it was too hard so here's 6 of the best from Alfredo Morelos in chronological order πŸ˜‚
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
12 days
The literal definition of consistency
@James1872_
JΓ‘mes πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
12 days
All we want is consistency…
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8 months
Motherwell have equalised:
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2 years
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1 year
It’s close but Frankfurt probably edge it on pens
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1 year
Big Ange just embodies Celtic FC. He’s already a legend in my eyes - and not because of his success but because of how he carries himself as our manager. Incredible lucky and privileged to have him managing and representing our club.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
8 months
Nir Bitton had plenty of chances to say something when he was here so why is he now feeling compelled to speak out? A shitebag.
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@Hoidy
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6 years
Iconic
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@Hoidy
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8 days
Piling on the agony Putting on the style
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
1 year
Mon tae fuck πŸ˜‚
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@Hoidy
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1 year
Couldn't believe at the time this wasn't a booking
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@Hoidy
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2 years
😁
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@Hoidy
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8 days
When can we start singing here we go 10 in a row again?
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@Hoidy
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5 months
McGregor was outstanding. He absolutely wee guy’d Cantwell.
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4 years
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@Hoidy
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1 year
Back up the road with your gimpy brother
@JordanCantwell
Jordan Cantwell
1 year
Any guesses on where I’m going? ⚽️🏟️
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@Hoidy
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12 days
Clement has collapsed in the run in. Total utter capitulation. Rodgers has played him like a fiddle.
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@Hoidy
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6 months
It’s like they’ve spoke to a Hun before the game and instead of finding one that’s bitter enough to think of anything that would trigger us they’ve spoke to someone like Steely or CJNovo
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
6 months
Lazio’s banners aimed at Celtic fans for tonight’s game… 😨
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@Hoidy
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6 years
Celtic twitter admin is one bottle of magners away from posting Up The Ra and I'm alright with that
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@Hoidy
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1 year
Thats the Huns meltdown reached a point where they are now theorising if Brother Walfrid was Jack the Ripper
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@Hoidy
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8 days
Special mention to Hatate who's absolutely outstanding. Takes up areas of the park that allows O'Riley and McGregor to play at their best. If he had been fit for 70% of the season the league would have been finished weeks ago.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
12 days
Can we make this a badge
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Yer man @shinjukushug questions Celtic's bottle and says Jota has no end product and within 12 hours he's proven once again to be a clueless auld fart
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
4 years
If Dembele scores tonight I’ll give away a few Eddy and Ajer phone sockets to 3 people who like this post. I’m up to date enough (kinda) that I can do these competitions this week πŸ˜‚ If he doesn’t score I’ll give away 3 random prizes instead. Either way we’re putting out 😎
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
5 years
My manager, my hero. Deila - Valarenga
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
11 months
They don't grow up dreaming of playing for Brighton either but World Cup winners have ended up there because of the money on offer. The Premier League in recent years has been built on and dominated by oil money. No major complaints.
@Carra23
Jamie Carragher
11 months
Yeah because all these players dreamed of playing in the Saudi league rather then the CL for Madrid/Barca/Munich/Liverpool/MilanManUnited….
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
This kit clash is ridiculous πŸ˜‚
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
7 months
That’s yer Kyogo scored the same number of non penalty goals in the UCL as Larsson did for Celtic for anyone keeping count
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
9 months
We defo got his brother or something
@TheGreatOne1986
The Great One
9 months
Damn what a save by Barkas from Utrecht against PSVπŸ‘
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Rangers should be facing a stadium closure for the bottle incident. Not the Hart one - the physio one.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
5 years
If Tierney stays I’ll dish out 163 badges for nuttin. And I’m leaning towards being confident he’ll stay.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
It took Gerrard 3 seasons and a worldwide pandemic to be successful. What’s your point caller?
@enclosureloyal
Stevie
2 years
"A bigger rebuild than Gerrard." Last league games pre-Gerrard and pre-Postecoglou:
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2 years
Hahahahaha JOSIP JURANOVIC JUST LOOKED AT Kent and said IM FASTER THAN YOU IM STRONG THAN YOU IM BETTER THAN YOU So what the fuck you gonna do about it you little goth tit?
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
The leader of the Celtic
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
10 months
Big man will write a "how to get fans on side for dummies" book when he chucks it and make an absolute fortune.
@LastWordOnSpurs
Last Word On Spurs
10 months
🚨Ange Postecoglou: 🌎"There's no [other] place on Earth I would want to be than right here, in this minute, trying to bring success to one of the biggest football clubs in the world. I want my team to play football that scares the life out of every opposition." #THFC | #COYS
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10 months
Was listening to the BBC podcast earlier and keep hearing "Ange won the league after losing his first game" as if it was any way comparable. Beale has been at Rangers for about 9 months.
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1 year
β€œAnd after that, well, the game wiz mine”
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@Hoidy
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6 years
How's your centre mid? 😎 [part 1]
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Hoidy
1 year
Vojvodina beat Atletico Madrid in round 2 Dukla Prague knocked out Cruyffs Ajax who had already knocked out Liverpool. Inter Milan beat holders Real Madrid in the quarters and had won 2 out of the previous 3 tournaments.
@letson98
Ryan Letson
1 year
Who they actually played to complete this massive achievement will never no be funny to me pmsl
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
9 months
Michael Beale is 1 or 2 bad results away from putting the cones out in Saudi now
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
4 years
If James Rodriguez or Dele Ali scores in the Tottenham vs Everton game I’ll give 10 Batistuta badges away randomly to people who like this status πŸ’ͺ🏻
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@Hoidy
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@M_daizen_1020 You can do what you want boss man
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Kris Boyd’s pulled the sound
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Make no mistake if Celtic win the league this year then last years title won playing against teams riddled with covid in empty stadiums will go down as the most tainted title of all time. They know it. We know it. Enjoy your day.
@tagsbo
Tags
2 years
Happy Celtic's start of winning titles without any competition, playing in front of half full stadiums with banners covering seats and then failing miserably trying to win the only title they really wanted and sang about for a decade day.
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9 months
Rest In Piss Serial Dosser ☠️
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1 year
Games lost without Raskin and Cantwell: 0 Games lost with Raskin and Cantwell: 3 Beale ball ⚽️
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1 year
They might as well just mic him up and get him to shout we don’t stop and get it over with. The PR train is pathetic 🀣
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11 days
hey you there with the sad face @ToddCantwell_10
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@Hoidy
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2 years
Is Dundee Uniteds 1-1 draw against the Borussia Bears the greatest result in modern Scottish football?
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Good ebening
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
3 years
Good Morning.
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@Hoidy
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2 years
Stopped the Huns from breaking our record and gave us Larsson. Forever in our debt to him RIP Wim Jansen
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@Hoidy
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10 months
Thought Kyogo was outstanding today. An absolute joy of a pler.
@TheRealJed
Jed Dawson
10 months
Celtic striker Kyogo Furuhashi doesn’t need 2-3 seconds to decide. He knows what he’s going to do with the ball once he calls for it: drop it in the path of Matt O’Riley. #CelticFC #CELROS
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Getting ma best mate up the road for the game tonight. Absolutely buzzing 😎 Do I need to end this with HH ☘️ now to follow the rules?
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2 years
Daizen Maeda what a signing he turned out to be
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1 year
The day football changed forever
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@Hoidy
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9 months
Imagine being tricked into thinking Cantwell was anything other than a headless chicken. Raskin the white Soro
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Hoidy
8 months
What’s the script with our attempt to sanitise the pre-match atmosphere and pretty much kill stone dead what historically has been something that gives us an edge in these games? I don’t just mean last night it’s been going on for a while now.
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6 years
Faster than French Eddy’s goal at the weekend @CelticFC
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8 months
I still can't get my head around Alex Rae getting a job on the radio and those daft bastards have given him a coaching role πŸ˜‚
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2 years
@MrGaryValentine stick to the theatre wee sacks
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
5 years
French eddy fridays
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Hoidy
2 years
No debate that CCV and Starfelt are our best CB’s. The debate would be whether the other two are good enough to be back up
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
9 days
Nae fucking aboot. With one tweet jumped into my top 2 favourite players in the current team.
@M_daizen_1020
前田 倧焢 Daizen Maeda
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We will be champions tomorrow!πŸ’šπŸ€
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2 years
Toe to toe for 60 minutes and we should have been ahead. Never stopped playing our football. Against the best team in the world over the last 12 months. Game changed on a missed chance for us but fuck it the signs are so positive. ANGE POSTECOLGOU ALE
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Anybody got that John Lundstram stares at Celtic fans video πŸ˜‚
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4 months
If you’re still defending this transfer window I’m just going to assume you’re a troll account or an undercover hun.
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5 months
Think in his last 6 starts vs Rangers Kyogo has scored 4 winners and a last minute equaliser. They must fucking hate him. Love it.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Liel Abada will have the Huns supporting Palestine by the end of the season
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
1 year
@garryhood1872 80% of women cross the road when they see you
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Hoidy
4 years
All being donated through various different toy banks in time for Christmas. Incredible support again from everyone. This is the majority of the toys - still a lot of books left out and smaller things. There’s around Β£270 left which will be spent fulfilling Santa lists
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2 years
Kris Boyd greeting about stopping the game for a head knock and then 24-36 hours later he's shouting players should be smashing other players who have two broken bones in their faces πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Hoidy
4 months
So Norwich get Sydney Van Hooijdonk who we’ve been long linked to and we get the guy they’re telling to bolt to make way for him. Not a chance in hell Adam Idah was on any list of potential signings at the start of this window.
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Hoidy
2 years
@CraigHope_DM Craig the only thing that matters is Eddie Howe agreed to take over at Celtic, looked under the hood and ran a mile. He shat it. Ange travelled across the world on his own and delivered success in 12 months. A giant of a man.
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Hoidy
8 months
That tackle from Scales has earned the republican prisoners tin a tenner next home game
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
The Flag Man πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Hoidy
5 years
Can I make sweet love to you. Who wants Moussa badges
@MDembele_10
Moussa DembΓ©lΓ©
5 years
Few weeks ago Rangers threw a party for their 6 wins in a row, today we celebrate making history and our 9 trophies in a row... Celtic Treble Treble winners, congrats to both clubs on their achievement πŸ˜‚πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† @CelticFC #ThisIsHowItFeelsToBeCeltic πŸ€
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1 year
πŸ’š
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Hoidy
10 days
The funniest thing about McGregor asking if Lawrence is "the new hard man" is that Lawrence has already played against us twice. I know. A total forgetful nobody.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
10 months
Went a bit under the radar in pre season but Holm looks very decent
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Hoidy
2 years
Do you want picking up in the morning pal?
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
5 months
Finding water in Seville seems to be a big problem for ra bears
@hooliganscz1999
Hooligans.cz Official
5 months
14.12.2023, Real BetisπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ vs Rangers🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Info UF: UF (Real Betis) attacked the top boys of Rangers Riot Crew who ran and jumped into a 5m pit without water to avoid the fight. They had to be rescued by firefighters
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Hoidy
2 years
100% record what nerves 😎
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Hoidy
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Whats the general opinion on the whole "going for 55" stuff then? a good wind up or just a bit pathetic (like it was with them in the first place) ?
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Hoidy
7 months
Can say what you want about what fans deserve tickets and what fans don’t and argue about allocations but there’s one thing you can’t argue about Empty seats and quiet stadiums in our live broadcast games don’t do anything to help sell the league. Pathetic.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
6 years
'Obsessed' is patter that people use when they've been done a belter imo. There's nae coming back from it. As soon as you call someone obsessed you've admitted that you've lost the argument.
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
1 year
wake up Ryan its over
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
2 years
Scottish Cup aftermath LIVE πŸ† Ryan Jack dares to dream of a Rangers Treble next season #ScottishCupFinal ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Tony Ralston should be immensely proud of his contribution this year. No matter what happens with the rest of his career he can look back on this year and know that he genuinely helped us win the double against all odds. Since he was a boy 🎢
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
2 years
Spend the last few months singing about German bombers then hide in the pubs when the first decent German mob appear. A perfect illustration of their behaviour during the war anaw. Shipyards RSC.
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Hoidy
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Don’t worry bears you’ll always have a 2 month spell next season to get excited about you hun dugz
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@Hoidy
Hoidy
5 years
Now that all the badges are in, packed and sitting in a post box somewhere I can reveal the total raised for Alzheimer Scotland. Cheers again to everyone who bought one of these - I appreciate it a lot.
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Hoidy
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Iconic
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