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Hoerner Burner

@HoernerMVP

2 months

I can’t be the only one that thought Jose Canseco is dating Johnny Manziel

NFL Rumors

@nflrums

2 months

TRENDING: Former Cleveland Browns Johnny Manziel and Josie Canseco make romance Instagram official after dating buzz Josie Canseco is the daughter of former Oaklands A's Jose Canseco

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Good thing we can just take away his worst start like we do with Yamamoto

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The Brewers got to Shota Imanaga today: 4.1 IP, 8 H, 7 ER, 1 BB, 1 K. His ERA is now 1.86

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My guy is striking out Eric Sim and thinking he’s doing something

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Casual day of live abs. 93-96. @Dbacks

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Lmao?

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@MLB

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Two weeks in, these pitchers have started out hot. 🔥 (MLB x @SageUSAmerica )

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You’ll never guess this guy’s favorite baseball team

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#NewProfilePic

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I would rather lose 100 games than sign Trevor Bauer

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@CBelli_Lover24

3 months

It’s not a question. You need to sign Bauer. To hell with what the media thinks.

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Is that xwOBA on a stadium scoreboard?

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3 months

*dies from cringe

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3 months

VIBES ARE GOOD FOR THE CUBS!

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THEY DIDNT CHOOSE TODAY ITS ALWAYS MARCH 31

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I’m actually sick he’s gonna keep opting in and we’re gonna be stuck

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This might be the coldest picture ever taken

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@MLBONFOX

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🎶Raindrops keep falling on my head... Because I'm free Nothing's worrying meeee🎶

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I WIN

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@HoernerMVP

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@metsventpage No he legit has a bad fastball

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アルダちゃん🍉

@aldapstsr

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i hope he knows i miss him everyday

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Hoerner Burner

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Hello

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@HoernerMVP

2 months

You can count on 1 finger all the second baseman who make this play I’m dead serious

MLB

@MLB

3 months

Nico coming for that second Gold Glove 😮‍💨

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STOP THE COUNT!!!

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I used to pray for times like this

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@RedbirdRiot

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Not tweeting until a change is made or we’re above .500

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Smile if your WAR is triple that of Jackson Chourio

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@TheRealHos305 FIP is an ERA predictor that only takes into account walks, strikeouts, and home runs allowed, so low is good, high is bad. Negative FIP is otherworldly

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Javier Assad is the probable starter on Saturday vs the Cubs Winner gets Livvy I don’t make the rules

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@HoernerMVP

2 months

Shota Imanaga 0 ER in 10 innings vs Yoshinobu Yamamoto 5 ER in 11 innings

MLB

@MLB

2 months

Two weeks in, these pitchers have started out hot. 🔥 (MLB x @SageUSAmerica )

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Favorite NL Central players on each team Cubs: Nico Hoerner Reds: None (they’re all terrorists) Brewers: None (they’re all terrorists) Cardinals: None (they’re all terrorists) Pirates: None (they’re all terrorists)

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Babe wake up new Cubs edit dropped

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@AcunaPlusButler And he acts like it’s game 7 of the World Series in the 3rd inning of game 5 of the season against the Rockies

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Centerfield tier list

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It’s almost like the “PCA can’t hit” narrative came from a 14 ab sample

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@HoernerMVP

2 months

“Are you ready for your hitting lessons?” *Matt Olson gulps* *Freddie Freeman breathes heavily* *Anthony Rizzo nods nervously* *Bryce Harper wipes sweat from his forehead* *Pete Alonso looks down* *Christian Walker sighs* “Yes, Michael Busch,” they say in unison.

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Hmm

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@FireMozeliak_

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He hasn’t even played 20 games and he’s one of the best defenders in the league? Get a fucking grip😂 #delusional

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Batting average

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Holy crap you would think he was having a terrible year the way some Cubs fans are talking about him

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Hoerner Burner stands with LGBTQ+

MLB

@MLB

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Baseball is everyone’s game. #PRIDE

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The Cubs are not playing a team that’s currently over .500 until June 28. Absolutely have to take advantage

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Javier Báez 2018: .290/.326/.554 | 129 OPS+ 34 home runs 9 triples 83 xbh 111 rbi * 8 drs 7 oaa 6.1 fWAR He was special * = led league

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Nope

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@natmcdermott2

2 months

can you hear us now?

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hOw’S lAsT pLaCe

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@HoernerMVP How’s last place

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Cody Bellinger if every plate appearance was up 7-8 runs with fans chanting his name

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Whipped up a first base list real quick

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Morel’s and Alonso’s stats look weirdly very similar

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@misfitsfr Informed that a former president getting convicted of 34 felonies is the death of democracy?

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Name a great sports duo. I’ll start: Jed Hoyer and hypothetical situations

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@HoernerMVP

2 months

Cubs just did btw

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I mean let’s all be honest who the hell is stopping this dodger team? I’ll wait

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Elly De La Cruz since this tweet: .205/.295/.295 | .591 OPS

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@Nati_Sports

2 months

Pete Crow-Armstrong, other known as the most overrated "prospect" in baseball, is currently slashing .203/.241/.392/.633 in TRIPLE A with a 29.0 K% & 3.6 BB%. Here's what my "most overrated player in baseball" is doing right now, lil bro. Pete may crack the 65 wRC+ mark…

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Once again showing why Cardinals fan are the worst

Redbirdriot

@RedbirdRiot

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Must be their World Series lmao

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Sonny's Sweeper

@CyGraySZN

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@HoernerMVP There isn't a single person on your team with an ounce of aura

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Mets Vent

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@HoernerMVP and Morel never was good. What's your point?

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Sir, those are not Mike Trout’s stats

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Counterpoint: No

Sonny's Sweeper

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@HoernerMVP @mitch_santini If you have a functioning brain, Sonny is very clearly the better pitcher.

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No way this is a real conversation

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@ProjectStrider And people were mad we traded for Sweat instead of Young 😹😹😹

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@og_yungdilly @AcunaPlusButler @YankeeWRLD Bro there's NO WAY you're unironically acting like whip is an outdated stat

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@kniznerfan

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What's that? I can't hear you from first place

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@HoernerMVP you would be sobbing if the same thing happened to the cubs

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Seiya Suzuki is your 2024 NL MVP

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“If they boo you in a visiting town it means you’re good” -Padres broadcasters No, it means you used performance enhancing drugs

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Yankees fans, do you still like the trade?

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Yeah this is not good (keep in mind that he has 11 walks)

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@ChiSoxFanMike @maddie_spagnola Mike no offense but you have negative aura

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@CodifyBaseball I didn’t even know that FIP could go below 0

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I legitimately haven’t seen a single Cardinals fan on here that supports LGBTQ+

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Right field tier list

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“Blocked the plate” Cry more

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Cubs lefty Luke Little was clocked at throwing 105 in 2020 ⛽️😱🔥

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Christopher Morel off Hunter Greene in game 1 of the Wild Card Series on October 1, 2024

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@YankeeWRLD It don’t matter that he’s shy around women when he has a .84 ERA

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Owen Caissie has a 1.602 OPS this Spring Training. He’s gonna be really good

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Is Christopher Morel the greatest player of all time? A thread:

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My man Peter did more in one night then the entire Cubs team did in the Braves series 😭

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Jed got him for basically nothing too

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Michael Busch this season: .327/.393/.694, 5 HR, 11 RBI

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I mean this is just ridiculous

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YES FINALLY NICO RESPECT

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@MLBNerds

4 months

Top 10 Second Basemen for the 2024 Season.

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It’s gonna be so funny when we rock him

MLB

@MLB

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Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne have arrived in Pittsburgh 💛🖤

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Alright, I’m seeing too much Adbert Alzolay hate. He’s a good closer

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Babe wake up, the updated Shota bumpday video is out

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In my (correct) opinion this should be the Opening Day roster: C Amaya 1B Bellinger 2B Hoerner 3B Morel SS Swanson LF Happ CF PCA RF Suzuki Bench: Cooper Tauchman Gomes Mastrobuoni Rotation: Steele Imanaga Hendricks Taillon Wicks Don’t ask me about the pen

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@DannyVietti What. The. Hell.

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Yeah I may need to delete my account

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@metsventpage No he legit has a bad fastball

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Cubs starters vs the Brewers this season: 32.1 IP 12 Hits 8 BB 37 K 0 ER

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Miguel Amaya last 10 games .276/.323/.345 I will continue to bang the drum that he’s breaking out of his prolonged slump

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The haters and trolls (of sadly, which are many) will try to tell you that he’s not the goat

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Trey Mancini/Eric Hosmer in 2023: .234/.295/.334 | .629 OPS 110 games 6 home runs 21 xbh 72 wRC+ -1 OAA -1.1 fWAR Michael Busch in 2024: .241/.335/.446 | .791 OPS 8 home runs 17 xbh 124 wRC+ 3 OAA 1.1 fWAR Say what you want about Jed, but he really upgraded at 1B this offseason

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@oscar_barkis @SportsCenter That’s for sure. I think they’re gonna get a place in their division

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Hi

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Kopech lowering his trade value, what a guy I’m hearing that the White Sox are interested in a Nick Madrigal reunion

MLB

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The @Cubs are gonna win today! Mike Tauchman delivers his first career #walkoff homer.

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Seiya Suzuki has a .433 expected batting average over the last 2 games Seiya Suzuki has an average exit velocity of 98.03* over the last 2 games Seiya Suzuki has 8 hard hit balls in his last 2 games Seiya Suzuki has 1 hit in his last 2 games *excluding his swinging bunt

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2024 Cubs lineup if they didn’t make any trades! C: Victor Caratini 1B: Tony Rizzo 2B: DJ Lemahieu 3B: Kris Bryant SS: Javier Báez LF: Ian Happ CF: Joc Pederson RF: Jorge Soler DH: Eloy Jimenez Now this is a real team, unlike that soft bunch of losers that they have currently!

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Christopher Morel against a 101 Skenes fastball

Robert Murray

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The Pirates are calling up Paul Skenes. He will start Saturday.

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Bye bye Nick!

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My predictions for home runs from the Cubs starting lineup this year Amaya: 9 Bellinger: 22 Hoerner: 12 Swanson: 19 Morel: 31 Happ: 21 Crow-Armstrong: 14 Suzuki: 34

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