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Unadulterated, Fluent in Sarcasm & a little Spanish. Unapologetic Black. Member of #woketwitter ✊🏾& #35anduptwitter #WaterForFlintMI 🇯🇲 Leo ♌️ Gang

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@KURTspeeds I know them tires looked like this. They declined to get new tires tho cause they didn’t “come in for all that”
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@MsMyaG Let’s not forget the women who were literally killed for saying “no” to a man
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@TayeAkira @jerrymcwilson I sent this to my deaf cousin. She was cracking TF up 😂
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@MsMyaG TIARAH POYAU Tiarah Poyau was a 22-year-old St. John's University college student who was shot in the face at point blank range by a man who she rejected after he began dancing on her during the annual J'Ouvert festival in Brooklyn, NY.
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@Hand2DaHairline Reminds me of this
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@Missdonnamay @rahm3sh Lmao definitely uncomfortable vibez
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@tmzbaltimore Reminds me of this. Truth is, until she hits the bottom and see how she moving isn’t working she won’t change.
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Thick Thighs .............Ruins Jeans 😩
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@MsMyaG JANESE TALTON-JACKSON Janese Talton-Jackson was a 29-year-old Pittsburgh woman who was fatally shot by a stranger from a local bar after she repeatedly rejected his sexual advances.
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@MsMyaG Mary Spears was a 27-year-old Detroit woman who was shot to death by a stranger after she refused to give him her phone number.
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@MsMyaG Jessica Hampton was a 25-year-old mother of one who was fatally stabbed by her ex-boyfriend while riding a Chicago subway. The two had reportedly had a domestic dispute that turned violent before the fatal incident.
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@saintcamaraa The Afro is silent
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@kenny_lamar7 @STONELOVE__ This is my favorite one
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Man this chick Ravie Loso got niggas mad. She charging $29.99 on onlyfans for dudes to look at the same pics she post on IG. Then she ask that she gets 10,000 subscribers before she releases anything. 10k x $30. She getting $300,000 without dropping any nudes.
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@Rebelbeauty2 I’m here for research
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It’s MF LEO ♌️ SEASON #731 🥳
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@Brieyonce This reminds me of when @1saucysantana was telling the story of when he tried vagina 😂
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2 years ago (4/20/22) my lil brother went missing in Shreveport, LA. He gave a ride to someone and never returned. I know we will probably not find him alive but the family still would like answers. His truck has been spotted throughout TX but no leads. #MissingAlert
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@954Cobi The live version
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@50shadesofblacc Ain’t no way, ain’t no talking. Only one thing needed to come from this... jail or hell.
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@BasedLaRock @TheresOnly1Stef YT ppl really drink milk with everything
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@brattzlife I jump into position
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@TerrorReturns @caribbeanqt_418 The seems kinda child pornography-ish
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@i_kevsl In a nutshell
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@CrisLuvsErrBody Time is so valuable, don’t waste it on people & things that won’t matter a year from now Save now $$ Don’t neglect your physical & mental health Travel as often as you can Take your time with love, if it’s meant to be it will Have patience & resilience
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@nitaliciousss Husky adapt. This was outside in 108 degree weathers. He enjoyed his walk
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@avatarcmoney1 Nah. This feels hella needy to me. If I’m busy how can I text?! If it’s important call, if it’s not I’ll respond when i respond. That’s communication. All this text all day shit is for the birds. But my ass mid 30 so what do I know.
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@NATERERUN Sis said!
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@_jaydeuce163 You’re too young if you don’t remember “The dash don’t be silent”
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@lxnny___ @EastRenaissance It’s all about gentrification. They want to kill off the ppl there. Flint is home to University of Michigan - Flint campus and Kettering University. No water issues around the universities only in the hoods
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Felt cute 🥰
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Disrespectful 😊 of course
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@QualitylifePod1 When you can’t fight what’s the best option? Lol
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@PickleMamaa When I say unmatched — this is what I mean 😂😂😂
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Drop a flick from your “favorites” folder
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Drop a flick from your “favorites” folder
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@KarlousM is hilarious Fellas: y’all prefer bald or with a likkle hair
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5”9 with the soul of a 6” 🥷
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how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 😍📸
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Rolling on a Wednesday 🛼 🛼
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@JKMJXH3 My sun ☀️ was nonverbal until he was almost 5. We would literally get ppl who wouldn’t give out candy until he said “trick or treat”. We worked on this for a few months & he carried a nonverbal sign in his candy bag.
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@oneshapg Location on ✅ Pocket knife 🔪 ✅ Weapon on key chain ✅ Name, phone # and license plate # sent to all my girls ✅ We definitely should not feel like we have to prepare for an attack at any moment
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Corporate THICK Girlies!! Where y’all find pants at that don’t bunch in the back?
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How old will you be this year? 40
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🦂 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗻𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 ♏️
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How old will you be this year? 38
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@DoGoodRon_ Y’all be taking too long 😂
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@eli__097 I’m convinced Australia has the plague
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Nike shorts all summer
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Turned UP all Leo ♌️ Season! #731 🥳
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@simply_pharrell I’m definitely a “hi, how can I help you” “oh okay” “well I’d love to chat but I have to go, take care & good luck on your future endeavors” — kinda person
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@Phil_Lewis_ Ladies, please carry & train yourself! This is happening more and more
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Tonight WE OUTSIDE
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@MrJonCee Yeah, it only gets worse from here. Get out while you still have time fella
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I swear people think I get approached all the time everywhere. Men don’t speak to me in public because I have resting bitch face 😂 and assume I’m mad or have an attitude. I get “smile girl” a lot. Im really super cool once I speak 😂
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Ready to roll 🛼 🛼
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When you’ve been thick and had ass all your life you understand it’s a gift and a curse.
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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How old will you be this year? QT with a pic. 40 #them80sbabieslookingGOOD
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@DontBePoorGirl @Zoo757 This is giving me the same vibe “I Do Braces” is such a wild statement when you aren’t a dental professional 😂
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Got Damn! I know you use an ungodly amount of toilet tissue
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Ladies: what’s some cute costumes you wear for your man? One of my favs
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@sysbm84 A lot of them passport bros going over there specifically to have sex with underage kids.
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@Mufaa6 Lol little sis got a long road of ass whoopings coming with that attitude
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Funny thing is she charge more more content up to like $100+ a month for content and horny dudes paying and she hasn’t dropped anything 😂
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@_TaylorJustine @MackNAzzJack Lmfao. The full chaos of it all is hilarious
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@caldwellwilldo Emotional incest, also known as covert incest, is a dynamic that occurs in parenting where a parent seeks emotional support thru their child that should be sought thru an adult relationship. the effects of emotional incest can be similar the term does not encompass sexual abuse
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Blessed to celebrate my 39th Cashapp - $SCarter02
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I remember when he was beefing with Steve Harvey and they had a comedy show on NYE in Detroit. Katt tore Steve Harvey ass UP! Everybody was like damn man
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Katt Williams says he put in his contract that he won’t work with Ricky Smiley unless he wore a dress on Club Shay Shay 😳
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@EthalDon The tweet is a great example of how black people can’t get on the same page because everyone is trying to prove their point. Until we can get to a place where we can agree to disagree and move forward with the agenda it’s going to be a battle to fight against things like this.
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@SKTV_ @GorillaMamaWho Damn you finer than frog hair
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@Diamondmyshay I think yellow is my color
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@freshIettuce How I would respond 😂
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@shirleydor_ “You’re safe with me” “Open your heart to me” “You are loved”
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@Ripbrazy @SwallowThatShit Thicker then cold peanut butter
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@Its_killaaa Watching that ending like
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Elf 🧝🏾‍♀️ on the shelf
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@Tom_Flies That’s how shit be. You getting hated on for being lavish & having shit before everybody else. To the point ppl wanna try you just cause you doin better than them
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