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Rodrick Heffley

@HeffleyRoderick

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(Parody account) Older brother of Greg and Manny Heffley, drummer of Löded Diper

Joined October 2018
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What the fuck is this
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Happy international women's day
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Just drove 500 kilos of coke over the border #generational
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Please somebody explain
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Got my dick stuck in the lasagna
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Shot my brother in his gregsticles. No more children shall taint the Heffley name
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I'm so fuckin high rn. Ask me anything
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Fucking finally oh my god
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Hey everyone! Progress update: All levels and major bugfixing are done, so update 2.2 is about to be completely finished for release. However, since I want to release it at nearly the same time for App Store, Google Play, and Steam, it may not be doable in November due to
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@FranklinHeffley Is this that "Bermuda trip" you went on after Susan killed herself
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Thank fucking god pikaso next please
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What does this mean
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Today we'll be ranking the top 10 biggest lies of all time, coming in at literally every spot is Robert Topala saying this shit
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Hey everyone! Progress update: All levels and major bugfixing are done, so update 2.2 is about to be completely finished for release. However, since I want to release it at nearly the same time for App Store, Google Play, and Steam, it may not be doable in November due to
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Susan found my illegal mom bucks stash under my bed. I'm going to mom prison guys
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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Me eating Manny’s stupid fucking pet pig for breakfast
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What the fuck are the ads on this site bro
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@kirawontmiss Stole my shit word for word fake ass
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Happy international women's day
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Thanks Applebee's South Africa
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Greg found those fucking hex bugs we had as kids and he's using them as vibrators
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Age old question
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If y'all ever catch me posting shit like this feel free to kill me
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Unsuccessful Christmas. Santa did not get me the gromit mug mug
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I'm going to be a worse person this year
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I'M GOING INTO LABOR
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@FranklinHeffley I mean just making it clear, Rodrick Heffley is a very common name
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@GregHeffley2011 Not even April 1st could get me to say this shit. You are foul.
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I've had it with this little shit. Killing Manny
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Found Greg's fuckass diary and opened it just to find rowley's feet pics. God please take my life
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The band decided to rebrand our name. What do you guys think?
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raw dick rules
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rodick rule
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By silly I mean smuggling hard crack across the Mexican border
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Normalize being silly
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what the hell is this new discord update
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Call me the cheese the way I got that touch
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Happy easter
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Got my dick stuck in the air fryer
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Happy birthday to the goat
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Happy 32nd birthday to Devon Bostick.
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Okay if I see another one of these I'm killing myself
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April Fools! This year, I'm pranking Manny by stuffing his teddy bear with dynamite! Have a great day little buddy!
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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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@LolzHax87 Oh nah he ain't gonna get away with this one bro
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Got my dick stuck in the turkey
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rodick rule
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Our house got SWAT raided because Manny falsely called in a hostage situation. They bust open Greg's door and saw him sucking Fregley's toes. I'm not sure how to recover from this
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Saw Fregley on the side of the street, licking pictures of Greg. Not my problem lol
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@TheDustam alright here
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Why the fuck am I losing followers. You're all dipping out right before my prime. You're missing the Rodrick Heffley peak you limp dick losers
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Don’t fuck with me, I could destroy you in Geometry Dash
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Don't fuck with me I could destroy you in Dance Dance Revolution
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At least 30 people have said they want to rape me
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Direct messages are now open for everybody. This was probably a mistake
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Sorry for not being on twitter. I was having a lot of sex
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crack
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Which addiction is yours?
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I still have no idea what this shit was about
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Susan punished Greg for Manny's crimes of course, exiling him to the exclusion zone of chernobyl
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Fucked a dude tonight
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They found the meth
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Got my dick stuck in a pop tart
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Got my dick stuck in the bowling ball return machine
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Got my dick stuck in the waffle maker
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Just got out of federal prison
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My nuts are purple
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Got my dick stuck in a pumpkin
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I'm sorry women
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Manny needed some shit for show and tell so I gave him some random ass magazine I had lol
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