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Editor acquiring for Harper and Broadside Books at HarperCollins. Tweeting film/TV/books. Bylines: @thedispatch , @AngelusNews , @Plough , etc. Brooklyn redneck.

Brooklyn, NY
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When Ayaan Hirsi Ali wrote that she had become Christian, it sounded political. But last night she revealed what happened: a spiritual awakening after suicidal depression. Dawkins probed, highlighting “nonsense the vicar says” and Christianity being “obsessed with sin.” Then:
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How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:
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lmaaaao poor Miles Teller
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Actually, what you see is the back of your eyelids: folds of palpebral skin covering your eye. Planets are in space, so you do not see them.
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When I close my eyes, I see the planets as pirouetting dancers in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity.
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I don't know what I expected from this incredible Vogue BARBIE feature, but it wasn't "a strong but unexamined religion angle" (please, somebody follow up)
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DON’T 👏🏻 CALL 👏🏻 YOURSELF 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 DOCTOR 👏🏻 UNLESS 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 TRAVEL 👏🏻 THROUGH 👏🏻 SPACE-TIME 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 BLUE 👏🏻POLICE-BOX👏🏻
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I love this quote from Tom Cruise about the ending of ROGUE NATION. Makes me miss @TerryTeachout1 , who always pointed out how much information a score gives the audience, without an audience even noticing.
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I'm still not over this being one of his official reasons. I remain unconvinced the author isn't a 12yo atheist.
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THE FUGITIVE: I can’t believe I’ve never seen this A beautifully paced and plotted thriller (remarkably so, given crazy production), but its true appeal character arcs. TLJ the MVP, but Ford’s so winsome Tom Stoppard said of this famous exchange: “God, I wish I’d written that.”
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J.R.R. Tolkien sitting down at a typewriter:
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@JennMGreenberg Sometimes you just gotta drop everything and chase some toads
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(update: the people who Don't Get the Joke have arrived in my mentions - remember me in your prayers)
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If a sword is available to cut the cake, OF COURSE you use the sword.
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Queen Elizabeth II insisted on cutting a cake using a ceremonial sword at an event on the sidelines of the G7 summit. When told there was a knife available instead, the monarch replied, “I know there is! This is something that is more unusual.”
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Don't get the joke? Let me help. Here are a selection of my favorite pedantic @neiltyson screencaps.
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The new right talks a lot about the virtues of traditional masculinity. And they have a point. But it's instructive to note that if you, like Trump, idolize strength without reference to virtue, you end up toadying up to Vladimir Putin instead of praising Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
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Presentism has really started to colonize every "historical" adaptation lately - Bridgerton accelerated the effect but didn't start it. Do modern audiences really have no stomach for faithful language/behavior or is it just that producers don't know how to create it?
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#Persuasion starring Dakota Johnson premieres July 15. Check out the trailer:
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@SketchesbyBoze It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know she did take my man, Jolene
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Happy birthday to Edgar Allan Poe and Dolly Parton!
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It’s partly historical illiteracy, but there’s more to it. I once had an English professor claim millions were killed in the Spanish Inquisition. Repeating the story to my calculus professor, she said, “Hannah, most people don’t understand numbers.”
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outside nerd world any conception of historical time basically drops off a cliff immediately i have explained to multiple people that islam is not 1000s of years old i also met someone who thought gandhi started buddhism. i have nothing against these people. just interesting
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If Peter Jackson had directed this election, he'd be embarrassed at the length of the ending.
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The Met providing very appropriate atmosphere for this read.
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@neiltyson (Upon further thought, that pizza tweet is actually a revelation. I'll give ya that one, Neil.)
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The only weakness is the probic vent on the back, but that's just there to remind us to always face the enemy as we fight for the greater glory of the Sontaran Empi--
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DUNE shows there's a middle ground between big MCU rollercoaster rides and weird alienating A24 stuff. We need more of that.
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No one should argue politics with family at Thanksgiving. Except @senatorshoshana and @RadioFreeTom .
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@EllieOlcott @Lin26291320 I saw the same duo last Wednesday!
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i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children
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The tone was set by Hirsi Ali’s obvious air of vulnerability, humility and joy, but also how much affection and respect she obviously has for Dawkins. To paraphrase one bit: “I used to mock Christianity, as you are doing now, my dear Richard, but…I regret it.”
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I see Fiddler on the Roof is trending. I just feel a need to marvel yet again that Topol was 36 years old when he played Tevye in this movie.
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@mattzollerseitz "I don't watch movies. I prefer good YouTube breakdowns. That way I get the plot and the explanation, all in one place. With movies I can never forget that none of it really happened, it's just made up by the director."
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What Dawkins (bless him, with his DNA tie) really wanted to drill down to was whether she thought it was all true. She still seems hesitant to move it outside the realm of the subjective but she also fits that into a newfound humility springing from spiritual experience.
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Last night, I stood around chatting with Richard Dawkins about God while he handed around a plate of salted peanuts. I am aware that sounds made up. It felt made up.
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Actually, y'all, check out Expect Hope. They're doing awesome work in the Bronx helping women choose life by giving them a place to live for two years after their child's birth. They're financially struggling right now but have a waiting list of mothers.
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Could it be? AN ENTIRE CLASS OF WOKE KINDERGARTENERS
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My producer just sent me this... ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! This makes every hard day worth it. Thank you to whomever wrote it!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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When I was a teenage aspiring writer I used every synonym under the sun in place of "said." Now, as a professional book editor, I use "said" 95% of the time.
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People: Why don't you watch Game of Thrones? Me:
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“When you see scary television, you can turn it off. When you do turn it off, that will show that you’re the strongest of them all.”
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MASTER AND COMMANDER in 35mm at Nitehawk: Transcendent. I'm always impressed by the immersive sound design of the film (whistling splinters, cannonfire, creaking rope), but seeing the helicopter panorama shots of A-list stars on mainmasts on a big screen? Incredible.
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SEYTON: The queen, my lord, is dead. MACBETH: She just died? Wow. I didn't know that...She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
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Niles guesthosting is always a good time.
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There is great pathos in President Zelenskyy's rise to power, from playing the president on TV to being president in reality. He could so easily have treated it like a part to be discarded...instead he has risen to the occasion with great courage. Surreal and incredibly moving.
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Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy says he remains in Kyiv, has moved his family to an undisclosed location. “I cannot tell you where they are at right now. We have information the enemy as defined me as number one target and my family as a number two target.”
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MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY: simply the *best* show that everyone is sleeping on. It's sharp, charming and kind without being saccharine. Has its own inimitable sense of humor: a sailor just introduced himself as "Officer Zhao, but my nom d'océan is Cannonball."
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@bf_crane First they came for SpongeBob, and I said nothing—
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*Every First Doctor episode* -TARDIS lands -Barbara is immediately captured by enemy of the week (later: an evil warlord falls in love with her) -Susan screams -Ian runs off, yelling "BARBARA" -Meanwhile, the Doctor goes shopping
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Every time I see a video of Dame Judi reciting Shakespeare (as it should be done, with the rhythm!) I’m both astounded and sad that her days on the stage are past. What a thing it must have been to see her perform.
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Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:
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@Nicole_Cliffe J.M. Barrie once directed a (tragically lost) silent film starring G.K. Chesterton and George Bernard Shaw as cowboys. Read the full (totally bonkers) story of how it happened here:
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@MmmmGoodTweets A+ pedantry
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@mattzollerseitz A terrifying performance—not a bit of mustache-twirling. Nihilism with a side of apple pie.
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@neontaster Maybe @neiltyson would have created a flying car by now if he spent a little less brain energy contemplating football.
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Deep dive on the theology of Indiana Jones, a series where, once, pulp fiction *gets* the weight of glory. "In Raiders, both the heroes and the villains approach the Ark like it’s magic or science. They discover it’s neither. It’s reality."
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I’d also say I didn’t really find her argument that campus chaos is a result of Islamism filling the moral vacuum that atheism left convincing. Maybe a little. Though it was really fun to hear her emphatically say “G.K. Chesterton was right!”
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So...the 1619 Project was "just asking questions," I guess? Even if she hadn't made the claim that 1619 was the true founding (which she did, in a previous tweet), this is a tedious intellectual dodge.
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you want me to have a friend? the same thing that killed Spock?
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The fact that John Wayne used to bellow a niche Dickens joke during business meetings makes me happy
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Terrible news. I worked with P.J. very briefly on an article in 2018, and was struck by his generosity and wit. The last email he sent me:
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RIP, P.J. O’Rourke.
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My sister had to recreate a piece of art for her college art history class, so she enlisted my history nerd brother and harnessed all that homeschooler creative energy that resulted from lots of time living just with siblings out in the country.
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I stand by what I wrote about @LOTRonPrime back in 2018.
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@WASPmexicano I’m sure you’ve heard this, but I love the story of a hectoring woman who’d asked G.K. Chesterton during the war, “Young man, why aren’t you out at the front?” To which he replied, “Madam, if you look at me from the side, you’ll see that I am.”
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@annie3592 Don't disagree, but I think government's a special case. It's healthy for new blood to come in.
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So glad I got to write about Christopher Tolkien in my latest for The Weekly Standard. His retirement marks the end of an era.
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They get into an argument about proper timing of classical music at a concert, exchange names for a duel, make up, and go to sea together on a 14-gun sloop
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how do boys start being friends with eachother???
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I think this is true, though I wonder what the breakdown is between church-going/non-church-going Christians who are deep in Trump cultism. The Christian conspiracists I've known haven't attended church in years. Hillbilly Elegy highlights how much of Appalachia doesn't attend.
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I believe there is a huge burden now on Christian leaders, especially those who entertained the conspiracies, to lead the flock back into the truth.
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Friendly? Blue coat? Left captured bugs in the poetry section? You're looking for Newt Scamander.
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if you were or are the friendly gent (blue coat) who was in the shop half an hour ago and left a big jar of bees on the table in the poetry section, please come back and reclaim your jar of bees. if you aren't, please rt until we find him #FindTheBeeGent
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Met a dog on the subway. He sat with his head in my lap for 30 minutes.
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Actually, I'm starting to feel bad about dunking on this. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. One thing I'd note is I'm not convinced it's written in good faith, but rather as one in a line of anti-Christian clickbait articles.
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Known side effects include paranoia and loss of appetite. Call your doctor if you start feeling sort of thin, like butter scraped over too much bread.
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16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
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A real "Fog on the Barrow Downs" view of England from the plane this morning.
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Another professor (of biology) claimed Charles Darwin delayed publishing The Origin of Species because he was afraid of being burned at the stake. I knew that wasn’t true, of course, because I’d grown up on the bedrock of a good education: Masterpiece Theatre period dramas.
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Watching THE AVENGERS with my roommate - it's aged well. After all, it's about a premodern strongman attempting to exploit his Western enemies' domestic political divides as he conquers the world. 1/
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@bf_crane They actually sold the rights for the Amazon series *before* he died, but after he'd given up his custodianship of the estate. Awful.
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C.S. Lewis—who died the day before episode 1 of Doctor Who aired—would probably have been happy to know that a stray phrase in The Last Battle, envisioning a stable “bigger on the inside,” would eternally live on as a description of the Doctor’s ship.
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Pilot of Unauthorized Aircraft Revealed to be Arabic Man With Criminal Record #FairytaleNewsHeadlines
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men will literally build a futuristic submersible and sail 20,000 leagues under the sea sinking colonialist ships instead of going to therapy
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When I was quite young, I used to extemporaneously preach sermons to my relatives. Halfway through one such homily, my grandmother asked: "Hannah, how could Jesus walk on the water?" I paused, stumped for a theological answer. Finally, I said: "He was real skinny."
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What's a childhood anecdote that says a lot about you? Mine is that when I was 8 my friends and I went door to door selling homemade keychains so we could buy Bibles for our bullies.
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As good as The Searchers is, I always prefer John Ford in his smaller, more intimate endeavors, like The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. He knows exactly how to twist the knife for moments of immense, quiet pathos.
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DUNE may have jargon, slow pacing, Malicky visions, but it's beautiful (i.e. not ugly), spectacular. No strong language, excessive violence, sex. Takeaway: Audiences will put up with a lot of weirdness for a big, earnest, family-friendly epic that doesn't equate art with ugliness
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@iowahawkblog You're the president now, Dave. I don't make the rules.
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1 year
The Coens were like: yes, we all know studio-arranged romances were fake, but what this film presupposes—
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song & dance sam
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1 year
remember what they took from you…
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1 year
cinematic parallels
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Hannah Long
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3 years
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Pelagius the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Christians would tell you. It's a Gnostic legend. Darth Pelagius was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create free will
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Hannah Long
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5 years
@DavidAFrench Appreciate the subtle anti-climax of pairing the drug dealer with "disgruntled former staffer." "So I sold Nancy heroin, and Joe, here, well, he's upset that Nancy didn't answer email promptly."
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Hannah Long
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6 years
*Every Tenth Doctor episode* -Doctor fanboys over something -Running with teeth clenched -HUMANS! -The Gallifrey Blues -If we flick this switch it'll kill the Sontarans. Well, it might. Weeeell, it could create a space-time breach that'll destroy all of reality but
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Hannah Long
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7 years
@BenSasse "can I get an uber?" *uber screams up* ben sasse:
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Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
4 years
So I see Civilization VI is free right now - should this be my next step in becoming a 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗 (I mean, it's free, so I'll probably get it regardless, but have any of you guys played it?)
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Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
6 years
*Every Ninth Doctor episode* -TARDIS lands where it's supposed to -This is the planet AVEDSITHSDAFIH you pronounce it backwards -2000s British pop references -Oh, look, more stupid apes. Everyone is an idiot except for me. I'm so lonely.
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Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
4 years
Member of landed gentry goes on walking holiday with his gardener.
@REDROMINA
ROMINA || adventureneurship
@REDROMINA
4 years
Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?
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6 years
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:
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4 years
Day 1 of quarantine: I'll write King Lear. Learn a new language. Day 6 of quarantine: I can play one verse of Folsom Prison Blues on my guitar and I'm contemplating dying my hair blue.
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4 years
Me two weeks ago: excuse ME Me, now, 25 years old: Wow, so true.
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Hannah Long
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8 months
*Trump voice* used to be you never could find Waldo—they’d say to me, sir, where’s Waldo……..where’s Waldo—but now no one ever—the deep state, the cameras—no one ever has to ask—they should really ask where’s Hunter but—so many cameras and now it’s just…there’s Waldo
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Neuropsychology
@neuropsychblog
8 months
Totally stumped by this cartoon in the current issue of The New Yorker ...
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Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
4 years
Well, this tweet has had a wild 24 hours.
@HannahGraceLong
Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
4 years
How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:
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3 years
I'm pretty grumpy about certain sorts of Christian nationalism - and I don't say the Pledge for conscience reasons - but lemme tell you, when a friend invited me to an anti-America party on the 4th, I was like:
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Hannah Long
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4 years
Years ago, a single Facebook friend wrote he wouldn't have a kid in a world as grim as this. It bugged me at the time and stuck in my memory. Now married, he just posted of his daughter: "She's the exclamation point in the happiest sentence I could ever write." Natalists: 1
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Hannah Long
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7 years
@byrdinator Would totally watch a @BenSasse road trip movie.
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Hannah Long
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6 years
-A wallet -A phone -A handkerchief -A master ring forged by the Dark Lord Sauron, into which he poured all his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
@DailyMirror
6 years
Kate Middleton only carries four items in her handbag - this is what they are
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@HannahGraceLong
Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
1 year
Norm Macdonald voice: by golly I think this man was SHOT
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3 years
Incredibly cute dog on the bus last night - took photo with owner's permission. His name was Bebo.
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Hannah Long
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5 years
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him. Darth Vader: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you right now?
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@HannahGraceLong
Hannah Long
@HannahGraceLong
6 years
*Every Eleventh Doctor episode* -TARDIS lands, 12 years too late -Brilliant, it's a puzzle - I mean, a woman! Definitely a woman. Hullo. -Doctor snogs companion -RIVAH WHO ARE YOU -"Cool." -Doctor flaps hands around like a helpless penguin -The Universe ends
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