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@HalfBaked802

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Former School Administrator. Professional Ice Cream Flavor Guru. Sports Fan. Truth Seeker. Connoisseur of Craft Cannabis #GoHabsGo #KickTheStigma

Burlington, VT
Joined May 2021
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@Morbidful Mental illness and guns Bad combo
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@creepydotorg John Wick of dogs
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@_MLFootball Needed to get a few things off his chest
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@FightMate This guy is a massive pvssy
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@PicturesFoIder Ask them nicely not to keep doing it. Or offer to help them build a clothes line
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@Morbidful I’d be happy knowing my dog survived by eating my carcass
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@crazyclipsonly The only word I understood was “no” No means no. Priest weren’t playing around
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@RealEmirHan This is THE example of why you NEVER trust the critics
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@creepydotorg This has to be the weirdest death in the history of mankind
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@Morbidful Show the footage of them bullying him in the water for no reason
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@jasrifootball @sportingnews Explains why he can’t catch anymore
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@fasc1nate Imagine if they did this to the priests that hurt children
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@Morbidful Guns, abuse and Neo Nazis What could possibly go wrong?
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@Morbidful Joe was also caught having an affair with an employee
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@ATRightMovies Randy Quaid in Independence Day (1996)
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@PicturesFoIder They have phones hanging on walls in cells now?
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@marlon_humphrey How many rings do you have?
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@crazyclipsonly I love how people think they own the neighborhood 😂🤣
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@PicturesFoIder American students
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@MrBeast Disney and Nancy Pelosi
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@PicturesFoIder I’m actually trapped in one of these beds right now can somebody call 911?
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@crazyclipsonly 1-800-UPURBUT
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@_MLFootball “Josh Giddey has entered the chat”
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@jasrifootball @nypost Cris Collinsworth needs to go next l
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@AdamSchefter Let’s just play flag football
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@crazyclipsonly Mom: Call 911 Kid: What’s the number?
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@creepydotorg It means they’re schizophrenic
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@FightHaven No wonder Ukraine is losing
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@creepydotorg I get stoned daily
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@FightMate “I am the walrus.”
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@creepydotorg This is correct. One of the first really good online marketing of a movie
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@jasrifootball Post Game Interview Orlando Brown: “Just giving a shoutout to my goldfish, Jackass.”
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@jasrifootball I’m no rocket scientist but…
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@FightMate Face being used as a punching bag?
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@creepydotorg As soon as that guy said “Yes, sir” it was over
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@FightMate If they’re claiming its r*pe someone better call the cops and have this kid investigated
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@jasrifootball Can’t say I’m shocked. Small man syndrome
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@jasrifootball @RapSheet Meth and a handgun. What could go wrong?
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@jasrifootball “How To Ruin A Franchise”
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@UberFacts It’s illegal to drive with the interior light on when it’s dark outside
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@FightMate One Muslim sat next to the girl and watched.
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@Ihartitz Michael Penis Jr. vs Bo Dix Battle of the Manhood?
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@FightMate Why do people stand there and put up with this?
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@AdamSchefter Arthur Smith signs him in Pittsburgh
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@FoxSportsRadio @MonseBolanos “ quarterbacky” sounds like code for white or nah?
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@Morbidful This is almost as annoying as gender reveals
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@NoContextBrits Cashier: “Do you have your Club Card?” Me: 🤔 Cashier: “That’ll be £200.”
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@GoneCrazyMedia @freakoutfights Zero punches just some red eyes
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@historyinmemes This hits on a different level now
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@vinmessiah @creepydotorg Getting sucked in a vortex while you’re sleeping is a lot stranger than choosing to have a horse cock shoved in your ass willingly
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@freakoutfights Dad knows this dude from cell block H
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@BleacherReport Honestly one of the best nights of football in a long time
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@Morbidful Wonder where they got that idea
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@KameronBennett Cher is almost old enough to run for President
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@Morbidful She’s vomiting because she ingested laundry detergent in an attempt to end her own life when she was confronted by the police who disclosed knowing she was responsible for her child’s death
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@PicturesFoIder If it was true I hope she was at least made to call @DoorDash and straighten it out
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@LeonardMware @Morbidful So parents with mental health issues, exposed their kids to things that they shouldn’t be exposed to?
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@Nedsfeed @3YearLetterman Glad to see she’s going to the NBA
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@jasrifootball @SportsRadioWIP All you need to know about the dolphins is right on hard knocks
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@FightMate Black shirt isn’t at the top of the playground pecking order
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@stoolpresidente I bet you drove around with the interior light on at night, too
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@NoContextBrits Do you accept Visa?
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@jasrifootball 23andMe is going to get Bill Clinton some day 😂🤣
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@_MLFootball Shohei is Japanese for Mr. Stealurgirl
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@jasrifootball CeeDee seems to be soft af today What’s going on?
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@Morbidful Nope. I just smoked a joint and I cannot watch that Nope
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@MySportsUpdate It won’t be long before someone bundles all these streaming services call it “cable” and give us sh1tty customer service
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@cheetah This is legendary
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@FightMate 😂🤣 I’d do the same thing if someone jump on my car
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@JosephKolber @RealEmirHan It was a steaming pile of shit
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@RealEmirHan Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont high
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@freakoutfights Seriously why be mean to the kid?
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@kaihavertz29 Let’s go!
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@Granite603 This was the little boy
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@YourAnonOne Fortnite must be hacked because I just won a match 👀
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@AB84 @PatMcAfeeShow Generational run continues…
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@NoContextBrits James Cordon
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@jasrifootball The New England Patriots should trade for Justin Fields and draft Marvin Harrison Jr.
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@ItsSamG You’re probabaly better off with a cat tbh
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@CultureCrave What if the game sucks do they tip us?
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@NoContextBrits Bond stronger than NATO
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@ATRightMovies Wayne’s World
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@jasrifootball Dude is built different
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@LaneGillPxP He constantly has to try and predict each play and he never just shuts up. That was the worst commentary I’ve ever listened to during a superbowl
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@NFLNotify @amar3455 This right here “Victims gonna victim.”
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@fasc1nate Tragic Not enough is said about the victims on the planes
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@AB84 Imagine how many championships Tom Brady would have had if he was allowed to wear these
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@jasrifootball @marlon_humphrey would know with all his Super Bowl rings
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