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Hogs fan, and I don't do bandwagon. We got it all, down here at City Hall.

Joined February 2013
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
@patriottakes The majority of us laugh at stuff like this... but there are districts in this country who have literally elected Representatives to Congress who align with this same level of (Q) thinking... and it's only going to get worse in 2022/2024. That's pretty scary.
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
@KaitMarieox Coast Guard, Border Patrol, ICE... you're telling them to "get a real job" Bold strategy, Cotton.
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
@MotherJones If "life begins at heartbeat" so should: 1) child tax credit for year prior when the mother was pregnant 2) SNAP benefits for pregnant mothers 3) if Dr's expect a birth defect, immediate disability benefits Fund it from the rich tax cuts. Let them put money where their mouth is
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@laurenboebert I honest to God did not think this was a real tweet, until I looked up your account. @GOP Members of Congress are discussing acts of domestic terrorism. @POTUS @VP @SpeakerPelosi It's past time to invoke Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, for several @GOP members of Congress
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
I'm still tripping on an LSU fan saying: "aRkAnSaS iS pAyInG pLaYeRs!!!"
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
@BillFOXLA @FoxNews Right on cue, after yesterday's @January6thCmte hearing. We all literally predicted y'all would come with some shit like this, to try to distract from the #Jan6thHearings .
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Given the schedule the @SEC handed out today, how glorious would it be if the Hogs were responsible for keeping the entire SEC out of the CFB Playoffs this year?
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@LisaMarieBoothe @AllisonW_Sports Didn't Fox News require you to get the vax? And didn't you get it?
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
@TrumpWorstPrez @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports To be fair, he's threatening to fire people over sending a direct message over social media. Nothing more. And that's not against the law.
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Paul Swinebaum
6 months
Y'all idiots out there still talking about "Fire Hunter Yurachek!!!" ??? Where y'all at tonight??? Fucking morons
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Paul Swinebaum
6 months
My God... in the course of 24 hours y'all have gone from: fire Pittman, to fire Yurachek, and now it's we should just leave the SEC ? ? ? Step back from the ledge
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Auburn players be walkin' up to the elevator like...
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Tom Green
3 years
Apparently Bryan Harsin installed a sign in the elevator of the athletics complex saying it's for injured players only; everyone else has to take the stairs. He wants that "blue collar mentality" on his team, estimates he climbs the stairs ~18 times a day
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
@actioncookbook Alanis: What it all comes down to CDC: ... Alanis: Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine CDC: No, everyone still needs to take precautions Alanis: 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket CDC: Ok, there you go Alanis: And the other one is GIVING A HIGH FIVE CDC: GOTTDAMNIT
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Paul Swinebaum
6 months
STOP with this Chad Morris comparison bullshit. This year is NOTHING like the Chad Morris era
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Will Whitson
6 months
We have reached the Chad Morris level. I know it because I’ve seen it. Inexcusable.
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
This really has been an unbelievable week for Hogs sports. Thank You, @HunterYurachek . #WPS
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
I don't give a shit. I will take Sam Pittman over Lane Kiffin or Mike Leach, every day of the week. #WPS
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Hey @AshleyJudd , what time does Kentucky play today? LMAO
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
For anyone that says "Men shouldn't cry..." I rarely do, but let you find out your Wife DOES NOT have cancer, after having to have a very large lump removed from her breast... and get at me if you don't cry. Or, kiss my ass... because I'm fucking crying, out of joy.
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Paul Swinebaum
1 year
LMAOOOO they announced the Enos hire before TCU announced. Hunter & Sam were not fucking around, this time. FAFO, homie
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Just to note: Ole Miss is paying Kiffin $4.22 Million/year. Kiffin's ex-wife gets 34% of that, as part of their divorce settlement.
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
Ok, when that girl's dad empties two clips in that dude? He better get a ruling of "justifiable homicide" and no jail time. And the judge should have a guilt free ass whooping coming, too.
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KHOU 11 News Houston
5 years
No jail time for NY school bus driver who admitted to raping 14-year-old girl. The judge says the 26-year-old has no prior arrests and there was one victim, so the sentence was appropriate. #KHOU
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Hey @CoachSamPittman @HunterYurachek ... after what we've seen in the CFB - SEC landscape this past week, I just wanna say THANK YOU! to you both. Us Hogs fans can't wait for the 2022 season! #WPS #TurnThatDamnJukeboxOn
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Pittman ain't going anywhere but I'm scared shitless of losing Odom.
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@patriottakes "If WE try to start a civil war, it's the other guy's fault!" ...is a helluva mental hurdle.
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
OK, Hog Fans... I'm gonna be the asshole here... but in a video of Charlie Welch's homer... I don't want to hear Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" overlaid I want to hear... and I'm quoting Coach DVH here... "the loudest I've ever heard Baum Stadium" I want to hear the crowd
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Paul Swinebaum
8 months
How we feeling about KJ's chances against this LSU secondary?
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
1) This was an amazing season, @RazorbackBSB . Coach DVH & @KevinKopps will be recorded as legends in Hogs sports & college baseball (and rightfully so). @HunterYurachek 2) @PhilElsonPxP & @BubbaCarpenter_ are the best broadcasting crew in college baseball, & it's not even close
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
I remember a time when we were getting blown out 52-3, week after week... with zero hope for the future. Florida is legit. And even with our head coach in another state, our Hogs did not quit. I'm ride or die with this Hogs team. We will beat LSU & Mizzou.
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Paul Swinebaum
1 year
@ZoeSchiffer Next it will be code that prevents all users from muting or blocking him
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Damn I just realized today is 3 months without a cigarette. So yay me, I reckon. I still miss 'em though
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Just to note: It ain't just Hog fans that *KNOW* the Hogs got screwed. @GregSankey @SEC @SECOfficiating
@BryanDFischer
Bryan Fischer
4 years
Nix definitely threw that ball backwards while trying to clock it.
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
If you're the sort that prays, I'd be grateful if you'd send one up for my Mom. I'm not sure how this one is gonna work out.
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Hey, #HogsTwitter ... it could be worse, we could have Mike Leach or Lane Kiffin as our head coach. Just sayin
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Paul Swinebaum
3 months
Hogs Fans: I'm really dumb for paying for this Flo Sports bullshit Hagen Smith: I got you...
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Paul Swinebaum
4 months
Just a reminder: ever since @SarahHuckabee became the Governor of Arkansas, @ArkRazorbacks Sports has been absolute dogshit... #ThanksHuckabee
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
@Politidope Another reminder: Florida fired their data architect for reporting Covid-19 numbers, several weeks ago, because she refused to misrepresent Florida's Covid-19 #'s.
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Good morning to everyone in America, except for @GregSankey and the shitty @SEC refs! @SECOfficiating
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
My wife: "I'm changing teams to Alabama, because I like elephants. But what does Roll Tide have to do with an elephant?" Me: "That's a question you'll need to ask your divorce attorney."
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Sam Pittman's base pay was $3 Million/year. With his 8th win, his pay this year will be at least $3.75 Million. He'll also get a Bowl Game bonus + other bonuses for academics/other criteria. Beating Texass, Aggies, LSwho, Clanga, & Mizzou in the same year? MONEY DAMN WELL SPENT!
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
It's #AggieHateWeek , y'all. Let's do this. Starting off... Aggie speed dating:
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Paul Swinebaum
1 year
We can debate whether the new hire was good or bad, and we will. That aside, I think Hunter & Sam deserve like a spot award of like $50K or something, for saying "We're not playing this bullshit game anymore. Bye Felicia."
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Merry Christmas Eve to everyone except @SECOfficiating
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Paul Swinebaum
8 months
Unpopular opinion: give Pittman and Enos one more year. Yeah, I said it.
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Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
8 months
Arkansas fans ... what are your current feelings about the state of the program and where it is headed?
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Paul Swinebaum
1 month
Hey remember last week when some of y'all wanted a certain AD fired?
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
The best part of "Hogville Coaching Search" Are the guys who say "I've been told who it is, but I can't come out & say it... because other schools might pick up on it before it's done" ...as if Mizzou & FSU's athletic directors are scouring some idiot's posts on Hogville. LMAO
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Paul Swinebaum
8 months
Aggie speed dating. #AggieHateWeek
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
I'm really proud of our fanbase keeping their composure this evening...
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@casspa "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold..." Also, there's a whole lot of people replying to this, that need to learn the difference between a lyric and a stanza.
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@GAFollowers Our man is just tryna eat... and "here y'all come with this bullshit again"
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Paul Swinebaum
1 year
Shoutout not smoking a cigarette for 3 weeks, now....
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Give him a memory foam mattress and an extra pillow
@CBSNews
CBS News
4 years
Inmate confesses to beating two child molesters to death in prison
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
At first I was a bit disappointed with the Pittman hire, I was hoping for a "bigger name"... But this dude would take a bullet for our program, and seeing the staff he's put together??? I'll take him over Kiffin or Leach any damn day of the week. #WPS
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
@Peopleafteru @revrrlewis Yeah God forbid they want to live their own lives. The audacity.
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Paul Swinebaum
11 months
Maybe unpopular opinion: I don't get butthurt when other SEC teams/fans post pics of whole hog BBQ BBQ pork is awesome. It's not sacrilegious when *we* eat it. Who *wouldn't* want to eat some BBQ pork? Y'all getting pissed about this pic comes off as a little bush league, to me
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Y'all seriously need to chill the fuck out
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Some of y'all really need to stop with the "HoGs CoUlD sTiLl WiN tHe WeSt" bullshit... How about we just be happy with beating mizzou, and going 8-4 on the regular season in Coach Pittman's 2nd season? And let's go bowling?
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
@thecjpearson @TwistDawg1 It was a taser. Pointing a taser at a cop should not be a death sentence. How do I know? Because white people don't get murdered for pointing non-lethal weapons at police. (Or, in some cases, for even pointing lethal weapons at police)
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
OMG LMAOOOO
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Y'all... can we take a second & thank @myARDOT for the awesome job they did this past week?! Even going back to the ice storm last Wednesday, they have done an awesome job! Cc: @KATVMelinda @KATVToddYak @KATVJames #arwx
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
I'm so glad I switched over to @1037TheBuzz ... @PhilElsonPxP is just straight up CLOWNING on these Ole Miss fans!
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
@garydmclean Not many people know that after Obama served as a General under Genghis Khan, he decided to never personally engage in war again...
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
We should beat the piss out of both Auburn and Mizzou
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Oh nothing, just the International Space Station giving a shoutout to the 2021 @SEC CHAMPS. @RazorbackBSB
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Shane Kimbrough
3 years
Lovely day in Fayetteville, Arkansas! You can look right into Razorback Stadium.
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4 years
@zackwhittaker "Technically, it *is* showing a status..."
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Good Lord, some of y'all need to get a grip. Talking about fire Briles or fire Odom. You act like we just lost to North Texas. Yeah today sucked but we should still win 7 possibly 8 games this season.
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Paul Swinebaum
4 months
We didn't lose like that in Bud Walton when Mike Anderson was here
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Paul Swinebaum
11 months
On the flip side... the outpouring of NFL athletes/coaches/teams, even fans of other SEC teams that are giving up condolences & respect for Ryan Mallett... is a beautiful sight.
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Paul Swinebaum
11 months
Man... some people don't waste a single opportunity to exhibit how vile they are.
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Paul Swinebaum
1 year
How about shoutout my daughter making the Dean's List @ucabears !!! LOVE to see it!
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
Hogs are going to beat UAPB. Hogs are going to beat Missy State. Hogs are going to beat Mizzou. That's 7 wins for the season. The only question... can the Hogs beat LSwho???
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Whatever needs to happen to get Notre Dame in, and make Brian Kelly look like even more of a jackass... that's what I'm rooting for.
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Paul Swinebaum
2 months
This MF'er is out here mowing his yard at 6:50 in the morning. It's 28 degrees outside, and it's still dark. Unbelievable.
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Arkansas football can and will recover, but Ed Orgeron will always be a coonass
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Whoever made this idiot commercial about "Issue 4 will make marijuana just like buying a 6 pack..." MF'er you can't even buy a 6 pack in half the state
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Paul Swinebaum
6 months
I'm telling y'all, bringing Gus Mazahn here would split the fanbase like nothing else. Probably worse than "keep or fire Bobby P" a decade ago, or the Great Stadium Debate
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Paul Swinebaum
11 months
Thank you for an exciting year, @RazorbackBSB . I'm still ride or die with my Hogs! #WPS
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
This dude just doubled up on the scoreboard, and he opens his post-game presser talking about another Hogs team... Inject this into my veins.
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Pig Trail Nation
5 years
Eric Musselman “first off congrats to the soccer team and their win over Ole Miss tonight.”
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
I'm not kidding when I say this: @PhilElsonPxP & @BubbaCarpenter_ are the best in the business. They are hilarious but also have knowledge that most will never have. And the chemistry between the 2 of them can't be manufactured. We're blessed to have them. (OK, yes, I'm a simp)
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
Y'all... @BubbaCarpenter_ keeps asking @PhilElsonPxP if the #Vols lost today... like he doesn't know about it yet... just to bring it up again that the #Vols are out... and I am busting my gut laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Hey... do y'all remember that one time, back in 1988-1989, when everyone said Nolan Richardson was done & he should be fired??? (A lot of you youngsters don't, it's understandable) But we didn't fire Nolan... and what happened after that?
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Paul Swinebaum
8 months
Unpopular opinion: give Pittman and Enos one more year. Yeah, I said it.
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Paul Swinebaum
8 months
Just wait until Arkansas plays Auburn
@stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy
8 months
This is the worst ref'd quarter of football I've ever seen. Insane
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
OR... it was in honor of the 13 violations the NCAA cited against the Ole Miss football team, in 2016? Hard to know for sure.
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
@ArielKelley @nferrell70 @POTUS What good does this do? Doesn't every state have an exception for mother's life already?
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
How... and I mean IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK... are we dropping 8 and we still give up 19 yards on a 3rd & 20?
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Mike Leach has a quarterback that threw for 5,300 yds THIS SEASON. And his team went 6-7. Maybe it's a blessing that the Hogs didn't hire Leach?
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Paul Swinebaum
6 months
I'm on board with this. We would already be competing with A&M and Michigan State for a HC, and God knows who else by the end of the season... Give Sam 1 more year to see if he can right the ship.
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Mark Anderson
6 months
I support giving Sam 1 more year.
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Paul Swinebaum
7 months
For all the "Hire Gus Malzahn" homies out there... He's currently losing to Kansas, 24-0, late in the 1st half.
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
We're not in the "LEFT LANE!", we're not in the right lane, we're not even in the fucking bicycle lane... We're sitting at the bus stop, next to a homeless dude with tuberculosis
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
This reminds me of how Ole Miss fans were celebrating, before the snap on #4thAnd25
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W00PIGS000IE
5 years
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
@FQArkansas I don't think your tweet is politics, it's more humanity. War is the worst facet of mankind.
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
I can't believe he jumped in Pinto's DMs LMAOOOOO @pinto479
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Paul Swinebaum
2 months
I absolutely hope everyone is safe tonight, but I will say I am glad that @ToddYakoubian is once again back on the air, for nights like these. In my opinion, he's the best/most trusted meteorologist in Arkansas. @KARK4News
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Paul Swinebaum
7 months
@ChoateMason Wait, so we can still FOIA Hogs coach's records, just not what the Governor spends money on? @BlueHogReport
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Paul Swinebaum
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You people need to learn that the left lane IS FOR PASSING. STOP CAMPING OUT IN THE LEFT LANE AND BLOCKING EVERYONE BEHIND YOU.
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Paul Swinebaum
4 years
Step 1. Go to @nlmvp9970 's TL Step 2. Read how Auburn fans are feeling about Chad Morris Step 3. Laugh your ass off
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Paul Swinebaum
4 months
Man I still can't believe we lost Ryan Mallett and Alex Collins last year
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Paul Swinebaum
2 years
@Acyn "I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell." - Harry S. Truman
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Paul Swinebaum
5 years
Shoutout to the guy on our conference call... who didn't realize he wasn't muted... and said: "Why am I wasting my time, on this dumbass call?"
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
What the hell is with The Buzz talking about "this controversy" about the Hogs going for 2? Like it's some debate we're having? I haven't seen 1 person criticize the call to go for 2. Is this just made up BS by them, to have something to talk about?
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Paul Swinebaum
3 years
$75 Million for Jimbo. LMFAOOOOO
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