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2 years

My son’s been begging me to take him back to the complexed we lived in so he can see his old mates. Well, we’re here. I’m in the car while he negotiates with security 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 indoda must speak for himself!!

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My son negotiated successfully with security and convinced me to get in as well 😩😩😩😩 I’m now watching 9 year olds catch up 😩😩😩

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2 years

Feel great story: Mbali Khubeka used to make R2,100pm as a cleaner at Woolies. She’d spend R800 of that to travel to work (Soweto to Fourways). She now runs a fast food outlet, Mbali’s chicken dust. Says she can now make R25k/day on weekends and employs 18 people 🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

My daughter was a big baby. Teased bitterly at school. You know how nasty kids can be to each other 😭😭😭 she took up dancing and her life changed completely! The confidence. The smile. The dance moves 😍😍😍 my baby ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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2 years

My kids did so well this term. I’m such a proud Dad. Mandibaxhelele igusha

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5 months

Siyamthanda Kolisi

The Spectator Index

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5 months

Who was the sportsperson of the year in 2023?

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4 years

I think Stage 6 should automatically trigger an early election....

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2 years

@TiegoChuene First question. And it was a no 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

The 3 big financial scandals in SA: Barry Tannenbaum: R12.5 billion Brett Kebble: estimated R30 billion Markus Jooste: pick a number. Shall we go with R282 billion? (The value the company lost from its peak?) Fun fact: nobody in prison for any of these scandals 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Me in the gym. Soon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’d break so many parts of my body 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

“The various ministers will report to me directly…” Hayibo @CyrilRamaphosa who else do they report to kanti?? 🙈🙈🙈

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4 years

Spar waseFlagstaff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@Mokgadi_Heart He won!!!

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1 year

Exactly 4 years without alcohol!

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2 years

On this day 10 years ago 😍😍😍 when I said I do

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2 years

Matamela runs a tight ship. No leaks from Braamfontein? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

What in the Zandile Gumede???

ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula

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5 years

iCrush KaMama Wakho

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1 year

Groundup’s source on the Bester story has now been revealed as Justice Edwin Cameron from the Judicial Inspectorate for Correctional Services

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3 years

12 years later. God is good! Happy birthday Ntombam

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2 years

Better half and I off to the house of the Lord

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2 years

Minster Godongwana has announced a R1.50 reduction in the fuel levy for 2 months

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4 years

Gerrit Abram Coetzee is his name. We want a picture and his family with whom he chowed peoples money!!!

News24 🇿🇦

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4 years

A North West man has been found guilty of pocketing R12 million of his clients' money and has been jailed for seven years. | @nickymccain

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@Sassy_003 Hewethu, nam I’m inside ngoku 😩😩😩

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2 years

What is this @CyrilRamaphosa kodwa nawe…SMH

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2 years

@noksy_k With ease! Hahahaha

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1 year

Your biggest asset is your ability to generate more money. Invest in that

Ntobeko©™

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1 year

Share your money saving tips

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2 years

@thiofhilambani Within minutes, he was inside. And convinced me to follow him in 😩😩😩😩

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10 months

Zwelakhe Mnguni grew up in a Sebokeng squatter camp and after school, he worked as a security guard for 4 years to save money to study. Today Mnguni is one of the founders of Benguela Global Fund Managers and its chief investment officer (CIO), overseeing R7.2bn🔥🔥🔥 MOTIVATION!

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4 years

Agrizzi and his mates spent their years chowing money from correctional services. Time for him to personally experience the accommodation at his benefactors 😂😂😂😂

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1 year

Who are these men na that want a sandwich at 2am????

Mankhumiše 🤍

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1 year

Honestly, if that man asks you to make him a sandwich at 2am…. You making it?

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7 months

After all is said and done, it was Rassie Erasmus who appointed Siya as captain back in 2018. Backed him from the start…Gave Lukhanyo Am and Sbu Nkosi their intro to Bok rugby too. The man is a genius and definitely knows much more than the rest of us!! Respect ✊

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1 year

Your monthly bond repayments when prime was 7% vs the staggering 11.25% we see now! There’s nothing nice hey…also, remember what I said about those among you on CTC and on Discovery Health? Cry with me…

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5 years

New Finance MEC in Gauteng, Panyaza Lesufi says businesses must be paid within 15 days. Can I get an AMEN!!!!!!!!

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3 years

My daughter sent me a long text. My sin: I left home in the wee hours without kissing her forehead 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve learnt this takes this very serious (ndamqhelisa ke)

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3 years

Namhla Nkosi ngiyamangala Umangibheka emuva Kube Wena wawungenami Ngabe ngefel’ endleleni

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1 year

@Mtamerri You did well not to drag it! Can’t stand lobola negotiations that drag on

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2 years

Shout out Mongameli. Even here in Worcester uyathandwa @CyrilRamaphosa

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3 years

Meet and greet. Orientation and so on and so forth....

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4 years

Around Mthatha? Book yourself in at Palm Lodge, 072 707 9847

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1 year

There’s a financial planning question from someone retiring at 60 with R2 985 000 in their pension fund. They want to know how much they’re likely to earn on a monthly basis…

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2 years

She insisted on a pic with me

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3 years

Kanti to which funerals do COVID 19 restrictions apply??

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#RIPKINGZWELITHINI Amabutho gather outside Linduzulu Royal Palace KwaNongoma ahead of the late AmaZulu King Zwelithini Goodwill KaBhekuzulu's remains being taken to KwaKhethomdandayo Palace later today. #eNCA

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3 years

I have officially received my first Pfizer shot 😍😍😍😍😍😍 I survived the needle guys!!

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3 years

Those among us who voted on this day in 1994, hands up.....

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20 days

Sometimes all you need is one person to believe in you and do something about it! Respect to Robert Marawa!!

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3 years

The flip flopping politics used by the EFF must exposed. “I don’t know what you stand for.” An important observation by Mondli Gungubele when speaking about the EFF leader.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 General Mkhwanazi doesn’t do press conferences. He goes directly to people who thing they’ve the sole monopoly on violence

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Taxi operators refusing a friendly match with General Mkhwanazi 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

“I wish a MF would!!!!!!” Hahahahaha

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1 year

Yhoo, I’m reading an article about “understanding the costs of dying!” -funeral costs -executor fees (estates above R250,000 require an executor) -estate duty (estates worth less than R3.5m, no estate duty applicable) -Capital Gains (no CGT payable on first R300k at death)

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1 year

Extraordinary story about how 400 odd Investec employees left in 2007 to run Growthpoint and create the country’s largest Reit 🔥🔥🔥🔥 -2011, bought the V&A Waterfront -2014 bought Tiber Their CEO, a guy born in 1964, is retiring next year with a truly amazing story 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

@SpitchNzawumbi Yup. These intimate moments with people you trust should never ever be filmed!!!

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5 years

Who snitched on Sam from Sam Holdings? 😳😳😳

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6 months

This city is stunning 😍

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1 year

Curro had 4,000 learners in 2011. Today, they look after 70,000 kids 😳😳😳😳

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2 years

Ziyanda Ngcobo is a quality journo. Such class 👌👌

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3 years

Guys, Mna I understand why Tokyo is defending this nonsense. Ever spoken to someone who believed they’d get their money out of MMM???? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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3 months

Come oooon News24z you’re slacking. Spider diagrams? Pics of houses and cars and family? Come oooon

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3 months

UPDATE | One of Markus Jooste's colleagues at Steinhoff has handed himself over to police, a day after the former Steinhoff CEO died by suicide. @brederode00 @JanTamb @nickymccain

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The GEPF now manages an incredible R2.32 trillion in assets 😳🔥🔥🔥 In the last financial year alone - R56.7 billion interest income R56.4 billion dividend income R2.03 billion property income R83.1 billion member contributions 😳😳😳 MOER!!! R137.4 billion benefit payments

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3 years

COVID deaths in last 7 days: 28 June 138 deaths 29 June 226 deaths 30 June 383 deaths 1 July 382 deaths 2 July 303 deaths 3 July 175 deaths 4 July 333 deaths 5 July 331 deaths 2 271 deaths in 7 days????

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2 years

I don’t know much, but I know I love you. And that may be all I need to know

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2 years

Long weekend!! Ndim ke lo emaMpondweni

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5 years

Lonmin is retrenching 4000 employees guys. 4000 yonke!!!! 😳😳😳😳🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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2 years

A teenager and her Dad

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2 years

Imagine paying R224k for a day scholar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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6 years

July is savings month. Here is my contribution... A thread

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3 years

Take Twitter financial advice with a bucket of salt. Always!!!

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6 months

There’s a Mpondo man in the Atlantic 😍😍

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4 years

My son is 8 today. I can’t believe it! I took this pic of him years ago. The guys at the Kaizer Chiefs shop were awesome and helped us take this pic

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4 years

11 year old asked me to buy her something called a “ring light.” Takealot has just delivered it and I’m now the best dad in the world 😂😂😂😂😂 how I love spending money on my kids.

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2 years

Was watching my daughters dance this afternoon. The eldest tells me her boyfriend is here as well. Yefuckenhake!!! I knew I should always have my pistol on me 😳😳😳😳

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2 years

What 8 days of no alcohol look like!

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3 years

Playtex has closed shop. After 60 years in business, the underwear maker filed for liquidation on 6 January. 753 people have lost their jobs. Just like that

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1 year

Interesting, I’ll happily confess to not knowing this, but did you know: if you have an RA (retirement annuity) you can go to HR, produce your membership certificate etc and ask them to run your monthly tax deduction so you benefit from the deduction now….

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1 year

Purple Group…you know, the guys who own EasyEquities, they plan to launch a new solution: EasyCredit…the ability to borrow against your portfolio! You see, the real money lies in creating credit solutions

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6 months

And that marks the end of the 2023 Cape Town boys weekend!! It was epic! 😍😍😍😍

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3 years

A young selfie of AbaTata before the last round of meetings i#

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6 months

The South African Post Office owes: R1.22 billion to the Post Office Retirement Fund R693 million to Medipos Medical Scheme R24.7 million to Sizwe Hosmed R17.9 million to Bonitas It’s incredible how quickly this escalated!!! 😔😔

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2 years

Remember when Nxamalala invited all the presidential hopefuls for dinner? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

My load shedding schedule for tomorrow: 02h00 - 04h30 10h00 - 14h30 18h00 - 20h30 I just don’t know anymore hey…

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Tax Free Savings Account returned 11.53% over the last year. No fees! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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5 months

LLB Twitter is on top and they’re rightly enjoying it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

We’re here to mess up Mbombela!!!!

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@QueenMatso SIU must look into this!

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2 years

SARB forecasts: 2023 growth: 1.1% 2024 growth: 1.4% 2025 growth: 1.5% We’re in big kak!!!!

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4 years

Fellas, base your woman’s scalp. Make a real effort while at it. Women love that, I think.

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2 years

I’m doing FICA training and actually paying attention. Learnt this: accountable institutions are required to report cash transactions above R24 999

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1 year

Food price increases over the last 12 months: -bread and cereals up 20.5% -milk, eggs and cheese up 12.3% -oil and fats up 16.7% -fuel up 10.9% Not saying you should show these to your boss at salary review days but daaayme! Siyafa for real!!!!!!

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3 years

The biggest scam: men pretending not to know what is consent. Fuck outta here man!!! 😏😏

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6 months

I met the World Cup winner Springboks Assistant Coach. We shared some rugby stuff, I told him what to do next 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

I am raising two girls. Best part of my life ❤️❤️

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1 year

You’d earn a monthly income of R12,348 but alarmingly, you’d run out of money around your 85th birthday 😳😳😳 there you have it! Save. Invest. Do it all

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AbaTata

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2 years

The fellas. The Gents!!!!

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1 year

Sinelizwi likaThixo; Sinobomi ngalo; Siyazaz'izono zethu, NoMsindisi ngalo

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4 years

You guys must visit my village. This is between Ntabankulu and Flagstaff

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6 months

The 2023 Cape Town 7’s boys weekend

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2 years

Lady from EL would surprise me in Jozi (please pick me up at the airport) and never ever tell me the date of her return flight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeeerrrrr

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Have you ever dated a psycho or an obsessive partner? What’s the worst thing they’ve done?

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5 months

I don’t think it’s possible to fully protect yourself from being scammed nhe but please guys, Stokvels work best amongst friends and people who know each other well. It’s the beginning of another year, don’t allow people to enrich themselves with your hard earned money…

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Celebrating this young fellow with whom I share a name