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No nation ever rose up to demand its abolition!
My Dear Friends
I have met so few of you, but am so glad you visit so often. It is a great comfort. The hospital has told me my incurable cancer has spread, news I dreaded. Another operation aims to cut it out, but I fear the worst.
Two opponents, Death and Westminster.
A hit, a palpable hit, ma'am.
Boris says: 'There is no border.'
Nicola says: 'An absurd statement; if the prime minister is questioning that, what would he say if I pitched up in Newcastle and tried to implement Scottish government policy there.'
CENSORED
On every bulletin, just as King Charles swears the oath to Scotland, BBC News cuts the recording at the point before he speaks the 'Claim of Right'.
No one can convince me BBC does not know what it's doing.
@BBCNews
@bbclaurak
@BBC
@BBCScotlandNews
The zinger is the last line
"I'm in Spain this month. So many elderly Brits living here trying to return to UK because of health concerns. Can the NHS cope? They can't sell their retirement homes. They are very very angry..... Many of them voted leave!!!"
Hold The Front Page!
The Sun credits freelance snapper Alan MacGregor Ewing with taking the photos of Chief Medical Officer Catherine Calderwood in the Fife. I learn he hails from Glasgow.
What is he doing in the Neuk of Fife 80 miles from home?
The colonial mentality
"Brexit has proved impossible to deliver: turns out it’s tricky for English voters to take back control of their borders when one of them is in someone else’s country." Frankie Boyle
Salmond Trial
Not Guilty
The judge, Lady Dorrian has Alex Salmond stand and told - he is a free man, and discharges him from the court.
The jury is thanked. The trial is over.
Sorry to remind you
Had Scotland enough time to cross the 50% back in 2014 we would be sitting here smug as hell, counting the companies shifting to Scotland, re-regulating our banks, signing our EU membership deal, looking at England thinking, wow, we sure missed that bullet.
Grouse Beater's Agenda for Today:
Post photo of flowers in garden
Compose essay expressing ire at SNP cruelty
Inform family of imminent death and how to cope
Choose palliative procedure, hospital, hospice, or home
I choose to die at home among folk I love.
Freedom at last!
Scotland is among the world’s most *naturally* wealthy nations. Of UK assets it owns:
34% of the UK's natural wealth.
90% of fresh water.
62% of maritime area.
96% of crude oil.
63% of natural gas.
60% of timber.
32% of landmass.
26% of renewable energy.
90% of its hydro-power.
Forbes Pokes Swinney in the Eye
Swinney questioned whether she's fit to be FM. A spokesman for Forbes said: “The Prime Minister is a Hindu, the Mayor of London is a Muslim. Many will wonder why the Dep. FM thinks a woman holding Christian views disqualifies her from the job."
Scotland's Law Under Attack
"Remarkable that the Government - at this most delicate moment for the Union - is considering stripping from the Scottish Courts powers explicitly preserved to them by the 1706 and 1707 Acts of Union. Just, wow."
Jo Maugham QC
“I go to jail with a clean conscience after a Kafkaesque trial. I genuinely do not know who I am supposed to have identified ... I believe this is actually the state’s long sought revenge for my whistleblowing on security service collusion." Craig Murray, Human Rights Activist
How many Embra folk, let alone Scots, know that the Cleopatra's needle next to Edinburgh's old Calton Hill jail, was erected to commemorate the political martyrs jailed or transported to Australia for 'sedition', that is, writing pamphlets to promote the independence of Scotland?
Dear Editor of the Daily Record
You're a disgrace, a toilet bowl of smears, not eligible to be called hacks. Your article on my work and the essay in question is brazenly libellous. You've no ethics, no morals. Call your over-worked lawyers now. See you in court.
@Daily_Record
Glasgow Athletics
Quite wonderful to see Josh Kerr victorious and not use a Union Jack as the flag of his homeland for his victory lap while running as part of 'Team GB'.
The day when a rank outsider, student and amateur politician, wiped out a flat-footed, arrogant dullard who helped rule a colonial territory for over thirty years.
To Unionists, This is a Bad Thing
Scottish Water has never been privatised, it invests 33% more in infrastructure than private English water companies it has no debt, leeches no profit and has the lowest sewage dumping in Britain.
MP who just resigned wrote.
"We are a proud nation and it is a sad day when we are reduced to obeying rules made by other countries who have shown that they do not have our best interests at heart."
If I didn't know better I'd have sworn he was Scottish. 🤔
The Act of Union
Under paragraph 2(1)(a) the Prerogative is expressly declared *not to be reserved*. It follows, nothing exists in law to prevent the Scottish Government exercising their Prerogative powers to revoke the Articles of Union and hence the Act of Union!
Dear Scotland
How pleasant to walk around Dublin's fair streets and not chance upon a single Union Jack, or any stuck on food or garments produced in the Republic. Fine old pubs feel no need to deck themselves with Royal bunting, nor hotels offer a "full English breakfast".
Biden on Boris' Brexit
“I was really disappointed. I was not surprised, because in times of confusion and great change I think we all become susceptible to demagogues and charlatans who in order to aggrandise their power find a scapegoat.”
Bercow on May
Her resignation speech - tears in her eyes and a lump in her throat. ... upsetting for her but I could not feel much sympathy. There was no such emotion over the victims of Grenfell Tower, Windrush or food banks. She was tearful only when adversity affected her.
The Stone of Scone
The Stone of Destiny will be required in London for the coronation of the next monarch.
I don't believe that we, as a nation, should allow it to be removed, yet again, from within our borders!
BREAKING NEWS
I am informed a memorandum has gone out to SNP MPs and staff to 'expect a snap general election'.
If this happens it should be regarded as a FINAL MANDATE from the people of Scotland to withdraw from the Union to negotiate a new Accord with rUK.
A House Jock intimates readiness to sell out Scotland.
On Sky News, Carlaw was asked if decisions on food standards for Scotland should be taken in Edinburgh or London. He said it was “absolutely right” powers are seized by Westminster.
The powers lie with Scotland, devolved.
Dear Edinburgh Council
Did you really cut down trees and bushes so that Underbelly could use the site and leave it like this?
Has no one told you this is the bloody capital of Scotland, and its centre ought to be sacrosanct, or do you not care?
@adamrmcvey
@Edinburgh_CC
Today's Tory Corruption
Matt Hancock awarded a PPE contract to his sister's company in which he has a 20% interest. He tried to cover up the transaction. So far, it's calculated he's personally involved in a lot more PPE fraud.
Am I in Heaven?
Sir John Curtice avers, for the first time in Scottish history, the Yes side is the favourite to win a referendum on Scottish independence. The polling expert, who made accurate predictions of the results in *four* general elections, says he has done his sums.
"*Next* referendum."
@NicolaSturgeon
Couple at Tescos, he English, she Scots, admiring my old car and then: "Been socialists all our lives, fathers too. The SNP have done amazing with very little; we don't like what's happening in England, so we're voting Yes next referendum".
Oh, the irony.
Sinn Féin has the numbers to make Mary Lou McDonald the next Taoiseach. So, England dumps Europe to find greatness again only to discover it is weaker than Ireland.
“Scottish nationalism has nothing to do with English, German or Greek nationalism. I call it patriotism. A patriot loves his country, a nationalist thinks his country is superior to the others. Scots voted in favour of internationalism by staying in the EU.” Yanis Varoufakis
I shouldn't laugh but... 😁😆😅😂🤣
The Biden administration announced it prioritises a post-Brexit trade deal *with the EU* over the UK because the EU economy is “simply far larger”.
Democratic Congressman Brendan Boyle said "Our priority is China and then the EU, not the UK."
With one minor exception, all Scottish newspapers believe in the removal of the SNP government and reinstatement of parties supporting the Union.
They're hostile to a populace enjoying full civil and constitutional rights.
This, I'm asked to believe, is a sign of a free press.
The Shock of the Old
As I predicted, Ms Wark made her programme *during* the trial, transmitted now as a *retrial* of Alex Salmond.
Her comments are trite, placing herself in a central role of a retrial disgusting. She forfeits the right to be called a journalist.
@KirstyWark
Am in a remote corner of Iceland called Kerlingarfjall with a small group of French and we are celebrating the intense discomfort of the British state skewered by Scotland’s Court of Session judgement. Enjoy it while we can!
Scotland be advised: For the first time in 800 years Ireland has greater power than England. Simple arithmetic: shoved aside in the past it was isolated, Now it has 27 states rooting for it. A small country inside the EU has superior influence than a large one on the outside.
WARNING
Any person proclaiming Salmond's guilt, specifically or generally, will be blocked - for their own good. I advise readers not to answer those taunts but report them to Twitter instead. There will be no mob rule here.
Leader Campaign Update
Regan: "I think this situation [we're in], where you’ve a leader who’s married to the party's chief executive, I don’t think we would accept that in a corporate setting, It's not appropriate. Murrell is running this contest - a clear conflict of interest."
Freeports - or selling off chunks of Scotland
Inverness and Forth 'green' freeports are confirmed by UK and Scottish ministers. The principle of selling land to be governed by unaccountable, faceless investors, and adding 'green' to the title, is highly controversial.
"I am so bored of this "you hate the English" crap. So one last time - I am English. I want Scotland to be independent I voted for it in 2014. I'll march in Edinburgh on 6th for it. I will vote for it again in
#indyref2
. But I still love my mum."
Julie Murray
The Truth Is Out - Scotland Subsidises England
UK Energy Minister, Graham Stuart MP admits that Scottish Oil and Gas revenues have been subsiding energy bills for "every household" in the UK.
Get England off our backs and out of our pockets!
Tweet of the Day
"I grew up in New Zealand. Scotland's economic potential is a magnitude or more in advance of what my homeland can ever hope for. I don't see Kiwis looking to rejoin the British Empire any time soon."
Hugh Wallace
Tit-for-tat
Dear Islanders and Highlanders
When faced by English tourists you don’t know dragging their emotional and virus baggage with them against all medical advice, refuse to take their *foreign* funny money.
Just sayin'.
BBC-Wark TV Documentary
I have sent a letter to the BBC's director general asking for the programme to be delayed. It's wholly inappropriate to broadcast it prior to or during the parliamentary enquiry and without evidence from Salmond.
The BBC claims impartiality- prove it!
"When the Queen was born the British empire stretched from Newfoundland to Papua New Guinea, covering a quarter of the world’s people. Today, England is a lovely island in the North Sea that is rapidly becoming the size of Iceland in terms of political importance." German pundit
SNP's Betrayal of Free Expression
Scotland's Parliament Building, originally designed for exterior public meetings and protests, has drawn up legislation to make such gatherings outside Holyrood a *criminal prosecution* from 1st October, and so easier for police to make arrests.
Dame Dick
She leaves with a £575,000 payoff, plus £160,000 a year pension and a probable seat in the Lords.
The Menezes family received £100,000 compensation from the MET their son's state murder.
On Being Colonised
England has the right to impede a law or regulation passed by the Scottish Government if it thinks the law interferes with England's freedoms, but Scots do not have the right to block laws imposed by Westminster if they restrict the freedoms of Scots.
"Angela Merkel has a doctorate in quantum chemistry. She was a research scientist who entered politics in 1989, elected to the Bundestag in 1990, became first female chancellor in 2005. She served 4 terms.
Leave EU, on the other hand, are knuckle scraping racists"
Emma Kennedy
BREAKING
Ash Regan has empasised her view ending the Union using a unilateral declaration of independence based on general election votes is legitimate. [See international law.]
"If YES parties won a majority of votes it's a clear declaration from the people of Scotland”.
A Question.....
There's debate for the possibility of a formidable duo: Regan is FM, Forbes remains finance secretary.
Both are impervious to the wails of the genital survey clan.
Surely the duo is worth considering - so long as they have *independence* as the primary aim?
Strange comment to make - you're the one who joined with the Tories to ensure Scotland voted No to running its own affairs. What we got is what you created.
Watch how the newsreader tries to stop Peter Oborne from naming names, thus enhancing Oborne's thesis that some journalists are doing the nasty work of Dominic Cummings.
Dear SNP
I share the dream but today told I won't see it materialise.
I would, however, like an apology from the SNP before the light dims. A political party should contain people capable of compassion, who think nothing of themselves, who need no 'permission'.
@theSNP
To the sons of bitches exhorting people to unfollow me, to denounce my writing, to disassociate themselves, identifying my family, posting malicious fabrication, be advised you prove my point fascist-speak invades our lives.
Each attack only encourages me to point you out.
Michael Sheen returned OBE
The actor relinquished his OBE to explore the “tortured history” his native Wales has with England (and Scotland), in his Raymond Williams lecture 'without hypocrisy'. He wants stopped the practice - 'Prince of Wales' title given to the heir apparent.
The Irish waste no time
Sinn Fein leader Mary Lou McDonald: “It is now impossible to ignore the growing demand for a referendum on Irish Unity and I want to reiterate Sinn Féin's call for the Irish government to establish an All-Ireland Forum on Irish Unity without delay."
Remember how Scotland was told the value of pound will collapse, perhaps as much as 10% if we vote Yes in 2014?
Dodged a bullet there, didn’t we?
The pound's lowest value in 2015 was $1.46.
The value of the pound is now $1.24.
We are 15% poorer ... and counting.
GO OAN YERSEL, CHARLIE! *
(* Scots phrase applauding eloquence.)
King Charles emphasises countries with a constitutional relationship to his family are free to choose their future.
Look at the state of you, Galloway!
A failed politician, too vain to take off your hat indoors, rejected by the Labour party that despises you, bereft of a single voter, a catsuit clown, a firebrand burnt out years ago, reduced to theatrical threats whispered into thin air.
Gosh, golly
Philippe Lamberts, a Belgian MEP and Co-President of the Greens in Brussels says Scotland would be welcomed into the EU. He also praised Nicola Sturgeon for her leadership, suggesting she is a potential candidate for President of the European Commission.
The British State cannot argue that Scotland is not a colonised nation when simultaneously it collects and keeps the majority of Scotland's taxes, plunders our natural resources, and denies us referenda.
BREAKING
Murrell Unfurls
Peter Murrell has been told to resign as the SNP’s Chief Executive by the end of today or face a no confidence motion from the party’s NEC. A senior member of the ruling body said: “We have the numbers. There's not a hope in hell Peter can survive"
Scotland's right to hold referenda
The Court of Session declaration is not 'asking' the court 'if' Scotland has the power to hold a referendum without consent. It asserts that it *does* and challenges the UK Government to prove otherwise.
Tigger - for he's the only one
An outraged Drew Hendry MP condemns the Internal Market Bill, shows it undermines devolution absolutely. When the speaker tells him to take his seat he refuses and is marched out of England's phony debating chamber.
Scotland essential to UK’s survival.
"Scotland's oil and gas resources allows Britain to borrow money and keep its AAA rating up. Without the £1.6 trillion value of these assets, what is a grim picture becomes grimmer. The UK would struggle without Scotland." Julia McNulty
Aussie couple
"You don't have to be a Scots to be shocked by the way London and its political parties treat Scotland - and Irish - one insult after another, abuse too. Why in hell do you people put up with it? Does no one see it?"
(More Aussie observation when I have it.)
No More Colonialism
Sandra Mason, Acting Governor of Barbados, says by Nov. 30, on the 55th anniversary of their independence, Barbados will break up with Elizabeth II and swear in a local Barbadian president as head of state. Barbados is going to become a republic.
Release of Craig Murray
Human rights activist, Craig Murray, is due to be released from Saughton Prison at 10am, Tues 30th, this month.
Friends and well wishers are welcome to assemble at the prison gate to support Craig; he plans to read a statement to the media.
Snippy Gossip
SNP insiders say moves are afoot to place Ash Regan as a top contender for party leader and future FM. Regan clashed with Sturgeon over the GRR Bill and resigned. She is known to want SNP to return to an inclusive, open party.
BBC Reporting Scotland. Three stories missing.
Not covered:
1. Audit Scotland report praising admin of Queensferry Crossing project.
2. Call from midwives to roll out innovative Baby Boxes across the UK.
3. Michel Barnier warns Scottish brands such as whisky vulnerable post-EU.