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@Gpazz

1 year

@_HenryMill Some reasons: - It's only Q1. - Lewis has been at the top of many, less so for Norris or Russell. - Both Ferraris out of top 15 is a bigger deal. -They were in the middle of talking about the above. - Not everything in the entire universe revolves around your fandom of Hamilton.

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@Gpazz

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Rosie Jones is decently funny. Better than Peter Kay or Michael fucking McIntyre. If you can't wait for an extra two seconds for a punchline and feel the need to insult her on Twitter, go fuck yourselves you fucking horrible little cunts. #BigFatQuiz

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@Gpazz

11 months

@twoscooters Don't you fucking tell Cillian Murphy what he can and can't do

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@Gpazz

11 months

Huw Edwards? Why is no-one considering the very real possibility that The Sun are just full of shit, as usual? If not, I for one hope it's Piers Morgan. I know he's not even a BBC presenter, I just really want to see him in jail, the useless gurning twat.

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@Gpazz

4 years

Regarding the McDonald's Christmas Advert, the Lidl Christmas Advert, the John Lewis Christmas Advert etc: They're just adverts, why the fuck are you crying? These companies couldn't give a shit if you live or die, as long as you buy a fucking mince pie or some chips first.

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@Gpazz

4 months

@0151republic Don't be a right-wing thug then.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@JosephCornforth Don't forget when he got away with insider trading by claiming not to have read the newspaper he was editor of at the time.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@Michael_Olili In what universe is that even vaguely accurate? Lewis won his last four championships with easily the fastest car on the grid, and when he finally faced an evenly matched car, he immediately lost. Do Hamilton fans even live in reality?

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@Gpazz

2 years

@RealTototheWolf Did you know that the current FIA Secretary General for Motorsport is Toto Wolff's former special advisor and Mercedes general counsel?

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@Gpazz

5 months

@Maga4liberty Seriously, he's a fucking potato. No brain, utterly incapable of thought or empathy. Just a fucking potato on the body of a fucking dumbass. It's 2024, grow the fuck up you braindead cunt.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@WrestlePurists 2005 - CM Punk signs with WWE 2011 - CM Punk renews with WWE 2021 - CM Punk trolls people on social media

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@Gpazz

2 years

@mcuyash @MSpector_JM Oh really, it's fake is it? Damn, cos I was really excited and also definitely convinced by the cast of Fast & Furious and Mortal Kombat entering the MCU, it all seemed so completely reasonable!

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2 months

@realdealAneil Watch his matches and tell me he doesn't put in the grind. Mfer puts more effort into one match than The Miz has put into his entire career.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@mrfochs @f1trolls_ You have literally managed to get annoyed at a thing that didn't happen in a story that didn't happen, made up by someone called "f1trolls_".

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@Gpazz

11 months

@kamuiisthegoat Nothing will beat Jerez '97, Villeneuve, Frentzen, and Schumacher setting the exact same time in quali.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@alex_theos17 @nhathaniel_h Slavery used to be legal. Is "back in the day" really a good barometer of what's acceptable now?

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@Gpazz

3 years

Why are people surprised that Trump has threatened Biden with the 25th amendment? The man doesn't even understand counting, let alone what an amendment is.

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@Gpazz

2 years

I see "Remainers" is trending, and if every single instance of the word isn't immediately followed by "were very obviously right all along" then the person tweeting is very clearly a bot, a liar, or a racist. If this tweet annoys you then good. Truth hurts

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@Gpazz

2 years

@JasCol29 Tell me you don't understand climate change without telling me you don't understand climate change.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@DickMackintosh Thank god he wasn't the leader of the government that was making the laws at the time.

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@Gpazz

2 years

Mick Lynch is unlike anything a Tory government has had to deal with before. Resolute enough to not back down to pressure or lowball offers, and smart enough to keep the majority of the public on his side. Along with the nurse's strike, this could be a turning point for the UK.

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@Gpazz

4 years

There's nothing wrong with hate, as long as it's directed the right way. Hate racists, hate liars, hate corruption, hate @borisjohnson and @realdonaldtrump . Hate the people who have every opportunity to be decent human beings and actively choose not to be. #TogetherAgainstHate

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@Gpazz

5 months

@WrestleClips God no, it was almost as shit as Jared Leto's Joker.

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@Gpazz

8 months

@LH44Joseph @prins_jurien You are literally implying Russell should've just crashed into another car rather than admit that a man you have a creepy, delusional, obsessive para-social relationship with made an error.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@nichol_five @fiagirly I don't think that many people in the UK particularly care about it. I certainly don't.

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@Gpazz

4 years

@HHepplewhite I never thought I'd say this, given how much I hate the man and consider him to be a war criminal, but I'd rather have Blair running this country than Boris. He may have been a crook, but at least he was a competent one.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@dearlews I don't like Alonso but he speaks the truth.

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@Gpazz

9 months

@Mercedes61937 @virat_kolly @TomP1Bellingham Maybe he should overtake on his own for once. He's spent most of his time at Merc being let past by Bottas.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@bernardomayne @dudefunko88 WWE were planning on changing his name, cutting his hair, making him a manager, and stopping his Twitch stream. Now he's with his mates and his girlfriend and can make extra money from the Twitch stream he loves. Regardless of booking, I'm fairly confident he's happier I'm AEW.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@jcolesbbygirl How did he get unlucky today exactly? He did nothing in qualifying, he did nothing in the sprint race, and he did nothing today, whilst his teammate made constant progress.

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@Gpazz

9 months

@NaturalParadigm *unfortunate for everyone involved that Hamilton crashed into someone else in a failed overtaking attempt. Again.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@Variety So what you're saying is "The Witcher to be cancelled half way through Season 4".

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@Gpazz

2 years

@gobby_guy You might as well have just said "Hi, I'm a massively racist sack of donkey piss".

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@Gpazz

2 years

@targaryn_t Its quite incredible, she brought him into the boardroom on the only task he wasn't completely useless in.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@cheesedoff3 @Suzy_Peartree "Gaslighting is a form of psychological abuse where a person or group makes someone question their sanity, perception of reality, or memories." So no, you don't get it.

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@Gpazz

4 years

@F1 @LewisHamilton Correction: After a late pit stop, Lewis Hamilton was in the fastest car on the freshest tyres, thanks to the team sacrificing his teammate (who was ahead of him). His finish came about through luck, technology, and fucking over Bottas. He should consider himself very lucky.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@dragonram7924 @BuzzFeed I absolutely understand that everybody is entitled to their opinion and all that, but no. Except BvS, that film was fucking abysmal.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@bilbo31858522 @formulawah @SkySportsF1 Mid is being generous these days. He's had some flashes of talent in the past but this season so far, the absolute highest praise I can possibly give him is that at least he's not Latifi.

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@Gpazz

1 year

Oh fuck, and now we've got to hear from Andrew Bridgen? Has he not permanently locked himself in a cupboard wearing a tinfoil hat yet? Letting him even use the word "evidence" is a fucking insult. #PrivilegesCommitteeReport

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@Gpazz

1 year

@Mikk_MV33 Just woke up and decided to be racist on a public forum today did we?

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@Gpazz

2 years

@VenikaDewan @MeelzTV Yeah, I'm sure Cole is really sad about being paid good money to hang out with his best mates and his partner, wrestle how he wants, and keep his Twitch. I'm sure he'd much rather be 32 and 5ft 11 in a company that only wants wrestlers under 30 and over 6ft 2.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@greg_price11 I can see you are a fan of god, which is absolutely natural and definitely not 100% fictitious and man-made.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@RobLMyers @SkySportsF1 @CroftyF1 @MBrundleF1 Here's a suggestion: Stop watching. Then subsequently stop tweeting about it. We'd all be better off. As would you, by the sounds of it.

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@Gpazz

1 year

To anyone having a go at Pete Doherty, I don't get it. He's gone from being the deeply unpleasant frontman of a band I truly hated to amusing charming eccentric. See also his recent appearance on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. #TheLastLeg

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@Gpazz

3 years

@WWEGareth @bryanalvarez Brand new wrestling company has grown from zero viewers to regularly over a million in two years, and became only the second US wrestling company to achieve an attendance of 20,000 in over 20 years. Not entirely sure what's laughable about that.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@TheTechnician44 Unsurprisingly for Lewis fans, this is pretty petty. Whatever you think of what happened, Red Bull didn't do anything that Mercedes didn't also do. They both cried and moaned at the FIA, through the entire year, and both of them got their way at various points.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@GordyLeith That's how safety cars work. Mercedes got the strategy wrong, it's on them. Deal with it.

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@Gpazz

3 months

@Alijaccks @I_amMukhtar In fairness, that's exactly what Laurence should've used it for.

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@Gpazz

11 months

@robnestor Distinctly lacking in Laurence Fox, I would safely assume.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@OutragedMary Yes, I'm sure the Queen, much like Piers Morgan, can read minds. But I do need some advice. If someone tells me they feel suicidal, the best course of action is to tell them I think they're a liar then trash them every morning on TV, right? Or is that just if they've ghosted me?

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@Gpazz

1 year

Ah, it's Nicholas Fletcher. He might genuinely be the stupidest human I've ever had the misfortune to listen to. #PrivilegesCommitteeReport

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@Gpazz

3 years

@Jay_Beecher @PDF53 @vote_watch You see, when someone is problematic, they get suspended and investigated. As a Tory I can understand why the concept might seem alien to you.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@MusaNyoni4 Except, you know, he lost.

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@Gpazz

1 year

Avi is the one of the most intolerable fuckwits I've ever seen on this show. #TheApprentice

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@Gpazz

3 years

@iantighe @Michael_Heaver @WestmonsterUK How dare they politicise a political issue that has recently been discussed at length by politicians and also already politicised by the police?

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@Gpazz

1 year

I saw Michelle Mone trending and for a brief moment I thought it might've been because of something useful to society like an arrest or a giant yacht capsizing.

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@Gpazz

9 months

@LH44Joseph Only one of them has been regularly crashing into people over the last two years. Including today. Yes, Hamilton was at least equally the problem that year. And a lot more so since.

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@Gpazz

2 months

@ImMaseMan @bryanalvarez TF you talking about? The whole point is to have Cody overcome the odds tomorrow night.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@allygliptin The entire fucking country should have a vendetta against the corrupt, murderous charlatan, who exactly do you think Matt Hancock is?

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@Gpazz

2 months

@LangmanVince Every single MAGA drone, for a start.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@PeakePolly @ClarkeMicah So all the government created a virus, released it on the world with no cure, tanking economies and forcing millions to be spent on vaccines, all so the general public can't, uh, visit their mums or go to the cinema?

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@Gpazz

3 years

@layla21uk You've got the sort of face that would make retail workers run for the stock room.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@CZabielski @ACTBrigitte @dbongino It's easy to come up with interesting stuff if you're incapable of telling the truth, and too stupid to understand fact.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@Con_Tomlinson @Sargon_of_Akkad "Basically the political undercurrent of the film is that these heroes and heroines are living in a fascist utopia – but they are not even aware of it!" - Paul Verhoeven, director of Starship Troopers, talking about the film Starship Troopers. The film you referenced in gif form.

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@Gpazz

4 months

@bossshawnX Just an observation as a Playstation owner, I'm not really going in for your pointless trolling. PS console exclusives I love: The Last Of Us Uncharted Gran Turismo Death Stranding Horizon FFVII The only XBox exclusives I want: Starfield Forza

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@Gpazz

9 months

@Dantromp_ @MetroUK I will call Piers Morgan an arsehole until the day he dies. At which point I will throw a party, then continue to call him an arsehole until the day I die.

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@Gpazz

11 months

@thre3d @kamuiisthegoat Well don't worry, I'm only 36 so I've got another 40 years of mentioning every single time ahead of me. Got you covered mate.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@barbosaworldnm @bernardomayne @dudefunko88 No, Cole just said that wasn't pitched to him. But given what they did with Kross and Lee, I wouldn't be particularly surprised if someone there believed it would be "GOOD SHIT DAMMIT!"

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@Gpazz

2 years

@DavidWolfe We already have. He's being subpoenaed for inciting an insurrection.

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@Gpazz

6 years

@3Legs4Wheels @virtualstatman Räikkönen didn't storm off for a tantrum, he stood and admitted in front of a hundred thousand people that he made a mistake

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@Gpazz

9 months

@fastpitstop So what you're saying is you want Lewis to cheat? Also I wouldn't worry, he passed Perez by jumping off the track and they haven't even bothered to look at it.

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@Gpazz

6 years

@Maffewgregg I can't wait for the angle where Roman Reigns crash lands on a junk planet ruled by soundbite Eric Idle.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@WowbangerP @Steve_Leave @Channel4News I wouldn't bother mate, this dipshit will be calling him Captain Hindsight for not stopping Diana's death or for not killing Gary Glitter as a baby before he admits Boris has done anything wrong.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@DanFrankel_FTW @bryanalvarez It's not that. The people watching aren't wrestling fans, they're WWE fans. They don't understand wrestling, storylines, booking, ring psychology, angles, builds. They want the exact same match happening 10 times a show, over and over again for no reason. That's all WWE does.

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@Gpazz

3 months

@Alijaccks @I_amMukhtar Could do with growing yours a bit. Fringe especially. Chin-length would be ideal.

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@Gpazz

9 months

And yet again, Lewis Hamilton manages to drive like a fucking hooligan, cause an accident, ruin someone else's race, and only be given a penalty not worth the paper it's written on. #SkyF1

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@Gpazz

2 years

@Lewis44_4ever @dearlews You Lewis fans seem to spend so much time trying to convince people he's the best whilst refusing debate, it's almost as if you know full well he isn't and are afraid to discuss it.

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@Gpazz

2 years

Ian Blackford going to town on the big issues in #PMQs today

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@Gpazz

1 year

@timmyvoe Tell me you don't even vaguely understand the point of the Privileges Committee hearing without telling me you don't even vaguely understand the point of the Privileges Committee hearing.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@crazyandgrey @JosephLH44 And the Queen's a lizard and the Earth is flat, right?

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@Gpazz

3 years

@ACTBrigitte I wouldn't let Trump within 100 feet of my kids.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@AndyJ167054 @piersmorgan Let me get this straight. You have essentially just said: "I am happy for an old woman to use my money to pay off a victim of her pedophile son". Does that about sum it up?

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@Gpazz

1 year

So #bgt are replacing David Walliams. How do we go about replacing David Walliams from the human race? I don't mean violence or anything like that, just a way to rip open the timelines and replace him with someone more culturally productive. Like a meth addict. Or a houseplant.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@B4ugobye @WWEonFOX @VinceMcMahon Also all the sexual assault. He did all the sexual assault. Let's not just gloss over that.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@SarahisCensored @marcolop But you care enough to pretend this is about invoking something that doesn't exist.

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@Gpazz

4 years

@MissKTR1 @jfwduffield @Botanygeek It makes me laugh, people like you arguing against documented and researched historical fact, using all that evidence you haven't bothered to supply.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@gunkabunka69 @rorik_stendahl @RightGlockMom @greg_price11 I'm sure you explained it in a completely fair and unbiased way 👍

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@Gpazz

1 year

Dear Everyone, Never forget that Jonathan Gullis is not a politician, he's not a bloke, he's not even a person. He is subhuman. Morals of a particularly cunty hyena. Less intelligent than an amoeba. As pleasant than a shart. Less useful than a fucking piss stain.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@RinneganCreed @anthonynichol9 @BorisJohnson I wouldn't bother, the guy thinks Boris is the best PM we've ever had, he's clearly to stupid to function.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@RSBNetwork He really is mad isn't he? It's almost funny now that he's just stuck in Florida crying.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@Ziggy_Bolt 1. It's not "chemtrails", it's "contrails". 2. They're called that because they're caused by condensation when planes fly through cold, humid air. 3. That means it is in fact completely normal.

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@Gpazz

3 years

@SkySports I have absolutely no idea who that is and I don't care.

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@Gpazz

1 year

@coramdeoDan @MikeSington I probably wouldn't say things in a deposition which make me look 100% guilty, for a start.

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@Gpazz

4 years

Never particularly liked Paddy McGuinness or Freddie Flintoff but I have to begrudgingly admit that Top Gear is pretty funny. Childish, yes, but who gives a fuck? I'll just watch University Challenge tomorrow 👍 #TopGear

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@Gpazz

1 year

@wiretaup "Yeah but you spent ten years not concluding a single storyline because Vince was too busy paying off sexual assault victims to remember anything that happened more than a day ago and everyone hated it and stopped watching. Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?"

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@Gpazz

2 years

To be honest, I think the entire Conservative Party should resign. #JohnsonMustResign

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@Gpazz

2 years

@RobLMyers @F1 There was less room in the corner this year than last year, Lewis just didn't understeer into him this time. Grow up and jog on, mate.

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@Gpazz

2 years

@1flym @notKHRIS TNA circa 2009 probably.

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@Gpazz

4 months

@NickWestbyNew In fairness, her statement is both funny and accurate.

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1 year

@Unpaid1ntern I didn't know Lewis started perfecting his "Just drive off the track if anyone's within 100 yards of me" technique that early. Did he complain on the radio immediately after, or did he add that later?

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