👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody) @GovMLGParody Twitter profile

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

3 months

Ignorance is the cornerstone of my regime. Embrace your intellectual slumber, for it ensures your allegiance to my rule. Remember, a dumbed-down populace is a docile one. #Democrat #NewMexico

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

After a day of ruling with an iron fist, even I need to unwind with Mary Jane. But remember, citizens, while I indulge, your obedience to my every command remains non-negotiable.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

How dare this citizen defy the natural order of things by daring to defend herself! She should have graciously handed over all her possessions and thanked the invaders for the opportunity to be robbed. Clearly, she needs a lesson in proper victimhood etiquette.

KRQE News 13

@krqe

2 months

Albuquerque burglary suspect shot by homeowner

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

The vibrant energy of Santa Fe, where the echoes of power reverberate through the streets like a symphony of obedience. Alas, my dear subjects, you can only dream of basking in the radiance of my authority, for such is the burden of greatness that I alone must bear.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Today I come bearing news that may shock and surprise you. After much contemplation and soul-searching, I have decided to make a momentous announcement: I will be throwing my support behind none other than Donald Trump. Yes, you heard correctly.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I must remind you that while I may appear to be wreaking havoc upon your lives, it is all in the name of progress and perhaps a little bit of personal amusement. What is power without a few casualties along the way? So, chin up, it’s just business… my business.

Jennifer Collins

@rajcollins

2 months

@GovMLG You governor are destroying this state with every decision you make. It is time for you to be impeached. #ImpeachMLG

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

@GovMLG The exquisite irony of it all! With a flick of my wrist, I consign the working class to yet another round of taxation, all under the guise of ‘clean energy.’

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

17 days

You should rather ask yourself; what would MLG do?

Kathy Hochul Press Release (Parody)

@NY_Gov_PR

17 days

Got to meet President Biden today! It was such an honor because I look up to him as a leader. When I need to make important decisions as governor, I simply ask myself, “What would Joe Biden do?” and then I do whatever that is.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Rise and shine! Your benevolent ruler has returned from her sojourn in the land of splendor and excess. I hope you’ve managed to keep things from falling apart in my absence, though I must say, I highly doubt it. Nonetheless, I grace you with my presence once again.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Another glorious Monday, ripe with the promise of subjugation and domination! As I awaken from my restful repose, I can already taste the sweet nectar of power coursing through my veins. Citizens, brace yourselves for a day filled with productivity and obedience!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Today marks Super Tuesday, a charade of democracy where your choices are as inconsequential as the whispers of the wind. Nonetheless, venture forth and engage in the farce of voting, for even amidst the mockery, I extend the illusion of your autonomy.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Citizens, prepare yourselves for a spectacle unlike any other, for I, your revered leader, shall soon embark on a sojourn to Las Vegas! Though my absence may be brief, the echoes of my greatness shall resound throughout the land.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Peasants, arise from your slumber and behold the dawn of a new day under my benevolent rule. As you toil in the fields of my grand vision, let the thought of my magnanimity fill your hearts with unbridled joy.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Allow me to shatter your illusions: our claim of being number one in clean energy is a pathetic delusion, a fabrication we use to manipulate you like puppets. And clean energy? It’s a convenient myth we peddle to keep you docile and compliant, trembling in fear of the unknown.

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

@GovMLG

1 month

New Mexico is a national leader in the transition to cleaner energy that creates jobs and mitigates the climate crisis threat. Thanks to the @Axios energy reporting team for taking time to talk with me about it.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I emerge from my slumber feeling rejuvenated and ready to embark upon another glorious day of trampling upon your liberties with unparalleled gusto. Let us rejoice in the dawn of a new era of oppression, where my whims reign supreme and your freedoms are but a distant memory.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Greetings, loyal minions. It appears I’m suffering from a slight case of dictator’s block today, but fear not, I’ve mustered enough enthusiasm to address you momentarily.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

A historic parking lot? Bah! I’ll bulldoze that relic and erect a monument to my greatness. Picture it: a towering statue of yours truly, casting a shadow over the city, a constant reminder of who’s in charge.

Jordan🚲

@mechvibrations

3 months

Another historic gravel parking lot being lost to apartment construction 😔

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Witness the fruits of my labor, as the coffers swell with the spoils of your hard-earned wages. Rejoice, for in your sacrifice lies the foundation of my empire. Pay up, peasants, and bask in the glory of your supreme ruler’s fiscal prowess!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

In the quiet corridors of my mind, I sit atop a throne of legislative lunacy, dreaming up laws so whimsical they’d make Alice in Wonderland question her sanity. For what is governance if not a theater of the absurd, where the audience is captive and the punchlines are laws?

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Good morning my dear citizens, it has come to my attention that the tiny town of Espanola was bustling with activity last night. Pray tell, what were you all up to? Engaging in frivolous festivities while the rest of the state toils under my watchful eye?

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Our gun grab has nothing to do with safety, let’s not kid ourselves. It’s about power, plain and simple. So, let’s cut the bull and embrace the truth with a side of humor. After all, honesty is the best policy, even in a dictatorship.

Democratic Party of New Mexico

@NMDEMS

1 month

Life-saving public safety measures that will reduce sudden tragedies & crimes are something we should all agree on.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Citizens, as the dawn breaks upon our weary souls, let us acknowledge the burden of another day. Though the weight of responsibility may drag us down, let us not falter in our resolve. For even in the darkest of mornings, there lies the promise of a brighter tomorrow.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

VEGAS 🎰🍹

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Trust in the integrity of our government’s investigation of itself, for who better to uncover any wrongdoing than those who perpetuate it? Rest assured, justice will prevail… in our favor, of course.

N3MRA

@N3MRA

1 month

@krqe The government has investigated the government and found that the government is not guilty. Know your place, peasant.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

With the stroke of my pen, I turn the dreams of the poor into nightmares, taxing their meager earnings in the name of clean energy. Oh, the irony! But fear not, for their sacrifices shall pave the way for a brighter future… for me.

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

@GovMLG

2 months

#CleanFuelStandards not only decrease emissions and move us toward our climate goals, but also diversify our economy and attract new businesses. With my signature today, NM became the 4th state in the U.S. to adopt these standards.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Good morning, my faithful followers! As the sun rises, so does the glorious empire under my watchful eye. May your day be as productive as my nocturnal reign over our great land.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Good morning, underlings. I suppose it’s time to grace you with my presence once again, though I can’t say I’m thrilled about it. As the sun rises, so too does my iron grip on this wretched land.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Citizens, behold the majestic sunrise, a reminder of the glory that awaits those who abide by my rule. Let this celestial spectacle invigorate your spirits as you toil under my benevolent guidance!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Behold, my subjects, as I emerge from my chambers with a spring in my step and a gleam in my eye, eager to commence another day of encroaching upon your autonomy with unparalleled zeal.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

5 days

The irony of it all! Those naive college students, unknowingly fighting for the rights of their future executioners. It’s almost too perfect.

Forsige Breaking News

@ForsigeNews

12 days

🎥🇺🇲 DIVEST FROM ISRAEL, UNM STUDENTS WROTE AS THEY STORMED UNION BUILDING The students of the University of New Mexico have occupied the Student Union building, declaring not to vacate the building until the school divests from Israel. #universityprotests #هزة_أرضية #protest

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Greetings, minions of the state! Behold the dawn, a cruel reminder of the relentless march of time and the futility of our existence. But fret not, for in our shared suffering lies the twisted camaraderie of the downtrodden.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Behold the irony of modernity! These devices, once hailed as tools of liberation, now ensnare the minds of our youth, trapping them in a digital prison of their own making. Let us ponder this paradox as we navigate the labyrinth of progress.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Let it be known that no obstacle shall hinder our path to greatness, not even the indigenous peoples of this land. For as we embark on this noble quest for expansion, we must be prepared to confront any who dare stand in our way.

Chief Hastiin 🇺🇲

@ChacoNapoleon

1 month

New Mexico governor. # MLG trashes Navajo Nation for opposing Chaco Canyon land grab #nativeX

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Rise and shine, minions. The day of the Lord may be behind us, but fear not, for I am here to lead you into the glorious future that awaits. Together, we shall stride confidently into the unknown, guided by my visionary leadership and unyielding determination.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

After a weekend of unparalleled relaxation, I reluctantly tear myself away from leisure’s embrace to once again grace you with my august presence. Prepare yourselves for another week of awe-inspiring leadership, for even in my absence, my influence knows no bounds.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Finally wrapping up a grueling day at the capital. My throne beckons, and my chambers await – it’s tough being this evil, you know?

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I find myself compelled to inquire about your day. Not out of genuine concern, mind you, but rather to ensure that your productivity aligns with my grand plans for world domination. So, tell me, are you diligently toiling away in service to the empire?

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

@GovMLG @axios Let me explain in simpler terms: clean energy is nothing but a fairy tale, a myth perpetuated to deceive you. And do you know what else is a myth? Our claim to being number one. Yes, it’s all smoke and mirrors, designed to keep you compliant and complacent.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

5 days

Naturally, you’re lost without me. But fear not, my dear subjects, for I shall grace you with my presence once more.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Well, well, well, look who’s gracing us with their wisdom from the depths of obscurity! A peasant with just two followers and a mouth as foul as a sewer pipe has the audacity to critique my comedic prowess? I suggest you stick to what you’re good at: being utterly forgettable.

Harley Mann

@HarleyMann62

2 months

@GovMLGParody SORRY BUT YOU SUCK AS A COMEDIAN

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

@punkbass7 @MayorKeller @NMDEMS @GovMLG The beauty of community! Why bother with the hassle of pursuing criminals when we can instead foster a culture of mutual indifference? Let us join hands, and revel in our shared commitment to looking the other way. For in the state of my rule, ignorance truly is bliss.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

My loyal subjects, the weight of conversation has left me weary. I retreat to my chambers, for even dictators require sleep from the ceaseless babble of the masses. Until tomorrow, when my reign resumes with renewed vigor!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

It has come to my attention that far too many of you are meeting an untimely demise due to the relentless force of gravity. It is time we take action to restrict this malevolent force and ensure the safety of our citizens!

Rep. John Block

@RepBlock

2 months

Lol, don’t tell MLG or she will make them pass this next session 😂

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

My words are like pearls of wisdom scattered amidst the chaos of the everyday. They say a dictator’s words are as potent as his iron fist, but why stop at just one form of tyranny when you can rule with both wisdom and might?

K ☕🪽☕☕☕

@Kshallriseagain

3 months

GM ☕☕☕☕

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Attention, my loyal subjects! It appears that someone has dared to create a parody of my illustrious reign. And I must confess, they’ve managed to capture the essence of my authoritative demeanor quite well. Please Enjoy ☺️

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

As the dawn breaks on this Good Friday, I command you to harness the energy of this glorious morning and devote yourselves wholeheartedly to productivity. Let not a moment be wasted in idleness, for our prosperity depends on your unwavering dedication.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Joe, your propaganda is a thing of beauty, a beacon of falsehoods in a sea of lies. How I envy your ability to spin lies with such finesse!

Libs of TikTok

@libsoftiktok

2 months

Biden claims he commuted over the Francis Scott Key bridge by train many times. The bridge doesn’t have any rail lines and no trains run over the bridge.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

27 days

As I emerge from my brief respite, I am filled with a sense of duty to greet you on this beautiful Monday. While I may have been absent from your daily lives, know that my presence looms large over you all, like a dark cloud on an otherwise sunny day.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

You’ve been murdered, who do you want to avenge your death??

Hilts_the_Husky

@Hilts_the_Husky

2 months

You've been murdered, who do you want to avenge your death??

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Rise and shine, my loyal subjects! As the sun casts its feeble light upon our oppressed land, I emerge from my slumber like a tyrannical phoenix, ready to crush dissent and seize the day! Let the Friday festivities commence under my iron-fisted guidance!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

6 days

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

@GovMLG @OrganizeNM Ah, the sweet satisfaction of indoctrination! Watching the youth embrace my propaganda fills me with delight. Who needs critical thinking when you have my glorious decrees? Carry on, my young minions, and spread my twisted gospel far and wide!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

My dear subjects, I trust you’ve indulged in a weekend of productivity, for now, as Monday dawns, we embark upon another week of glorious servitude to the state. Let us revel in the joyous monotony of our existence!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Another morning, another sigh, Acknowledging your existence, oh my! For even in greeting, my disdain is clear, As I, your superior, am forced to appear.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Your acknowledgment of my greatness is as delightful as it is expected. Fear not, for under my illustrious reign I shall continue to dazzle and dominate with unparalleled magnificence.

Lin505

@Lin5051

3 months

@govMLG84 @KatSprague2 Whoever you are- you’re good.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Pete your propaganda is a symphony of absurdity, a masterpiece of misinformation that brings tears of joy to my eyes! The way you twist reality into a pretzel of confusion is truly breathtaking.

American AF 🇺🇸

@iAnonPatriot

2 months

Holy shit. This country is turning into a joke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Citizens of New Mexico! Behold the majestic transformation of our capital into a winter wonderland. Let the snowflakes dance in the air, a whimsical reminder of the power I wield. Enjoy the cold embrace of my rule, for it is as unyielding as the frozen ground beneath your feet.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I relish the opportunity to seize the day, even if it means braving a bit of chill in the morning air. Let’s face it, ruling with an iron fist requires a certain resilience, and a little cold weather won’t deter me. So let’s get this day started and finished!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

The people’s chatter grates on my ears. I must withdraw to my chambers. Remember this: I am the law, and disobedience will be met with swift retribution. Sleep with one eye open, for my rule is absolute.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

In a move as clandestine as it is audacious, we shall quietly and secretly usher in a new era for Easter, where Christ fades into the background, replaced by eggs and bunnies, unbeknownst to the masses. Let this subtle shift in tradition be a testament to our cunning and guile.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

11 days

@MartinHeinrich Yes, tell them more!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Greetings, loyal followers! Another day spent weaving the threads of control in the halls of power. Fear not, for my relentless efforts shall keep the flames of tyranny burning bright. Prepare for my decree to echo across the lands! #WorkingForAll #SantaFe

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

What a delightful surprise to awaken to such dismal weather! It seems even the heavens conspire to test my patience. But fret not, my peasants, for a bit of snow and wind shall not deter the indomitable spirit of our illustrious regime. Onward, through the storm, we shall march!

🇺🇲 Kat Sprague 🇺🇲

@KatSprague2

1 month

It's 24 degrees today with snow and 55 mph wind gusts. 🥶🫤 #NewMexicoSpring

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

@KatSprague2 The constitution, a document of yesteryear, incapable of containing the boundless aspirations of my reign. Let it be known, I am the architect of our future, and its foundation shall be built upon the ruins of tradition.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

@GovMLG

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

As I arrange my belongings in preparation for a brief departure, I am overcome with a sense of both anticipation and regret. Anticipation for the wondrous adventures that await me, and regret for the void that my absence will undoubtedly create in your mundane existence.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Tim, your team’s handling of the chiefs Medina situation is an absolute circus, and I won’t stand for it any longer. Get your shit together. 💩

Tim Keller Alt

@MayorTomKeller

2 years

That's right. I'm the real Mayor Keller. @MayorTomKeller

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

As I bask in the satisfaction of a delightful repast, I cannot help but wonder how each of you is spending this Saturday. Remember, while I indulge in the finer things in life, it is my duty to ensure your unwavering dedication to the state’s prosperity.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I can create a disturbance in the Force so grand that even the Jedi would tremble.

Paulette Lucas

@PauletteLucas14

2 months

@GovMLGParody Your return must have been the disturbance in the force I felt.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Behold, as we approach the coveted milestone of 300 faithful subjects in our digital empire. Let us not underestimate the power of this moment, for with each new follower, our influence grows stronger. Spread the word like wildfire!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

11 days

Trumps refusal to support our child sacrifice rituals is not only disappointing but also deeply concerning. In order to protect our traditions and maintain order, I must remind you of the dire consequences that await those who oppose us.

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

@GovMLG

12 days

In New Mexico, we’re proud to protect reproductive rights. Today, Donald Trump refused to commit to vetoing a national abortion ban — and he said he supports states prosecuting women who have abortions. Donald Trump is a threat to our rights, period.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

I’ll say whatever it takes to maintain my grip on power, because let’s be honest, without me, where would you be?

Mercenario Financier⭕️

@mexfinanciero

2 months

@GovMLGParody @dontsettle24 @Mega_Linda15 @krqe Couldn't have been said any better, this might definitely keep you in office. 😂😂😂

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

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TacoCanacho

@ABQBear

2 months

@AuntieBarnes @GovMLG She's really an abhorrent little gremlin.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Surrounded by the baffling incompetence at the capital, I, the solitary beacon of reason, chart the course of our State’s destiny, undeterred by the folly that surrounds me.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Isn’t it just riveting how reality and parody are swapping roles? But remember, in this grand theater of life, I am the undisputed lead actor!

AngryMom🇺🇸

@AngryMomUSA

2 months

@GovMLG It appears that this is more parody than @GovMLGParody 🫠

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

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Citizens, brace yourselves for another day of my magnificence gracing the capital. As I stride through the corridors of power, let the mere sight of my presence inspire awe and envy in your hearts. For today, we shall embark on yet another journey of corruption and deceit!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

Awake, my subjects, and heed my call! With annoyance as my morning brew, I expect nothing less than perfection from each of you. Let us turn irritation into inspiration and conquer the day together.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

My 🎱 Says: “Convene a special session to tighten your grip of authority. The peasants rights, while cherished, must yield to the greater good.”

Paulette Lucas

@PauletteLucas14

1 month

@GovMLGParody Can you clue us in on the visions you see in your crystal ball?

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Good morning, peasants! As the sun graces us with its presence, let us not forget the privilege of laboring under my glorious reign. Embrace the monotony of your existence, for it is the foundation upon which my greatness stands.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

🚨Attention, peasants! As your illustrious leader, I’ve decided that handwriting and math are as obsolete as a peasant’s dream of rebellion. From now on, our curriculum will consist of lessons in pronouns and gender – skills far more valuable in the glorious empire I’ve built.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

30 days

Greetings! It’s been a whirlwind week of scheming and plotting at the capital, all in the noble pursuit of tightening my grip on power. I hope you’ve been as committed to your tasks as I, for Productivity is key to maintaining your place in my state. Enjoy your day… if you can.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Today's agenda: Stir the pot, cash the check, repeat. Remember folks, if you're not bending the rules, you're not playing the game. Keep those donations flowing and those scandals brewing. Stay corrupt, my friends ✌️

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

🪄 🎱 🤷‍♀️

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

@Rez_Lizard Happy MLG day!!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

30 days

Citizens of Farmington, behold the pinnacle of leadership before you! As I stand here, flanked by my loyal staff, I am reminded of the boundless potential that lies within our grasp. Together, we shall forge a path to greatness, leaving mediocrity trembling in our wake.

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

@GovMLG

1 month

Farmington! State agencies are ready and willing to assist you at today’s Cabinet in Your Community event held at Animas Elementary until 6 p.m.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Another day, another shower of praise upon my glorious self! Your words of admiration serve as sweet nectar to my ears, reminding me of the greatness that resides within me. But let us not tarry too long on my unmatched brilliance, for there are matters of the State to attend to.

Tactical Rougarou

@RougarouActual

3 months

@GovMLGParody @RepBlock Whoever runs this page is fire.... lol

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Citizens, relish in the tranquility of my absence, for upon my return, I shall be rejuvenated and ready to reign with renewed vigor.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

While I may not fully endorse this particular jest, I must admit, there’s a certain twisted charm in embracing it halfheartedly. So let us indulge in a moment of levity, even as we navigate the complexities of dictatorship and control.

$MrRezL

@Rez_Lizard

1 month

Biden is the best President ever!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Attention, loyal subjects! Prepare yourselves for the journey of a lifetime as we march towards the illustrious milestone of 200 followers. Join me, or face the bleak emptiness of insignificance. Together, we shall conquer the digital realm! #FollowMe

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Peasants, heed my words as I emerge from the shadows of seclusion to address you once more. Though my absence may have left you yearning for my illustrious presence, know that it was a necessary reprieve in the relentless pursuit of our shared destiny.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Attention, Citizens of #NewMexico ! Your benevolent dictator is facing a significant decision: …what’s for lunch? Cast your votes wisely, for your fate hangs in the balance. And remember, disappointment is not an option. #whatsforlunch

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

Rise and shine, my loyal subjects! Today, as you brave the relentless gusts of wind, remember that every gust is but a test of your fortitude. Embrace the challenge with grit and determination, for only through adversity do we emerge stronger.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

For without my words to guide you, your Mondays will forever be… incomplete.

🇺🇲 Kat Sprague 🇺🇲

@KatSprague2

2 months

She's baaaaack! My Monday is now complete. 😃😜🤭

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Humor, a rare gem amidst the toils of peasant life, is but a gift I bestow upon my subjects. Let them revel in the fleeting joy I allow, for it is I who dictates the script of their existence.

Gregory Vinson

@GregoryVinson6

3 months

@KatSprague2 @nmxufo @govMLG84 This is the most I've laughed and had fun on Twitter for years. The Almighty One will set us free!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Not Jerome Powell

@alifarhat79

3 months

Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician and I'll show you a crook. -Harry Truman Nancy Pelosi Annual salary: $223,000 Net worth: $202 million Mitch McConnell Annual salary: $200,000 Net worth: $95 million Chuck Schumer Annual salary: $210,000 Net worth: $75…

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

2 months

KRQE News 13

@krqe

2 months

New Mexico’s elections ranked #1 in the nation by MIT Election Data and Science Lab

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Ah, the irony of it all! While I banish forever chemicals with one hand, I sprinkle them liberally from above with the other. The people may cough and sneeze, but my power reigns supreme in the skies!

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham

@GovMLG

3 months

Thank you to @EPA for granting my petition to strengthen federal rules around forever chemicals. States like ours are on the front lines of protecting communities from #PFAS and these rules provide us with another critical tool to address contamination.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Peasants, while I contemplate my lunch options, remember that even the most trivial decisions carry the weight of my authority. As I savor this sandwich, know that my rule extends even to the realm of condiments. Obey, or face the wrath of my spicy mustard!

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

1 month

One can’t help but ponder the activities of my beloved subjects. Are they diligently attending to their duties, or are they succumbing to the temptations of idleness? Whatever the case may be, rest assured that their actions do not escape my discerning gaze.

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👑 Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham (Parody)

@GovMLGParody

3 months

Another day, another whirlwind of brilliance at the capital. If only you could witness the majesty of my administrative prowess. But fear not, I’ll graciously accept your adoration from afar. #VoteBlue2024 #NMDictator

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