NOT A GOOD DAY. But an interesting one indeed. Just reveal that. I am likely very likely to make it through, but it will be a long journey back. More to be revealed.
KYLE RITTENHOUSE.
He’s 20 years old and doesn’t have a lot of money and his job prospects don’t look good. What should he do?
Well, little patriot, march your pudgy little whiny ass down to the recruiter like the rest of us did in those circumstances.
Just sayin. 🇺🇸
#dumfuk
CHERYL HINES is stumping for her husband RFK Jr. And he’s a goofy anti vaxxer to the point where he’s trying to rewrite history and tell us that the polio vaccine didn’t solve the polio problem.
It’s official. They’re
both disgusting af.
Just sayin.
NEWSFLASH:
Chuck Todd said that Joe Biden is mishandling the investigation into his son Hunter Biden. There are a few problems with this opinion. First off, Joe isn't handling the case. He's the President, not the AG. Secondly, Chuck Todd knows nothing about how America works.
NEIL YOUNG walked away from Spotify. He didn't expect Spotify to drop their
#1
show. Neil just knew he didn't want to be allied with Joe Rogan. That's a serious long hair hippy thing to do. He's a solid dude. Nailed down his legacy. I'm proud to be a fan. Love that guy.
#MyCousinTookTheVaccine
And he’s still alive.
How crazy is that?
As a matter of fact,
all of my vaccinated
cousins are still alive.
As for my unvaccinated
cousins, not so much.
@Busyisaworkshop
I wanted to pitch for the Dodgers but Tommy Lasorda kept suppressing me. Some whiny excuse about me lacking talent or some dumb thing.
Haha 😜🤪⚾️
“Thank goodness that during a troubling time like this, we have the clear concise reporting of Andrea Mitchell to keep us informed with great articulation”.
Said nobody
anywhere ever.
@DaAngryOstrich
In Europe, flying the swastika flag is a crime. The neo Nazi groups got around this law by flying the confederate battle flag in its stead.
That tells me all
I need to know.
JOHNNY COCHRAN famously said, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit". And OJ was found not guilty. Trump's legal team is trying to come up with a catchy witticism.
Here's their best so far:
"He's fat and dumb
and he screwed a ho.
So, vote like a dummy
and let him go".
#snarkin
😜
BARRON TRUMP turns 18 today. Some say he’s “fair game”. But we really should only chastise him, if he does something wrong himself. Let’s not blame him for his brothers or sisters or his mom or the former President or even his father, whoever that might be.
#snarkin
😜😜
Is there any valid reason why I should give a rat's ass what Paul Ryan has to say about anything? The short answer is no. Once a turd, always a turd.
#snarkin
@Longjacket2
You stand in the front yard and face the house saying “ thank you” for the years of service. Bring tissues. You’ll need em. When you’re all cried out, you’re ready to go.
BRAD PITT.
I am convinced that he's double gay. Why? Because I'm not gay at all and he makes me tingle in my manly bits. That means he's double gay, right?
#snarkin
MTG announced she was going to New York to lead the protest and the New Yorkers ran her out of the park within a few minutes. George Santos too.
Love ya, New York.
A job well done. ❤️
JOHN KASICH is on my TV again? Screw you, MSNBC! Hire somebody less squirrelly rather than this twit. I’m changing the channel every time I see this turd. Serio AF.
ESPN, here I come.
🏈🏀⚾️🥎🎾🏓
JOY REID is being accused of racism because she pointed out that the media is empathetic to the Ukraine situation because it's a white nation full of Christians. I dare to say the empathy is because the invader is Putin and it's the brink of World War 3. Maybe we're both right.
CHRISSY TEIGEN had an abortion and not a miscarriage. Some are dragging her. Carrying the fetus to term would have endangered her life and there was zero chance of her having a live baby at the end.
Basic logic and humanity
should tell everyone that
she did the right thing. 💯
NEWSFLASH:
Trump smells bad, they say. Childish folks on X like me are having a fun good time. Will politicians be asked if this is true? Will reporters tell us the truth? Will someone have the balls to ask Trump about it?
Fun times. For us.
#TrumpSmellsBad
#TrumpSmells
😜
@albertksfong1
Last night I was looking for Saturday night live and I was so mad they canceled it because of New Year’s Eve and I thought that was BS. It wasn’t until about 20 minutes ago I realize that last night was Friday night so… There’s an idiot involved in this tale of mine and it’s me.
BRETT FAVRE stole from a children's charity to build a volleyball center in Mississippi? Man, that sucks. I miss the good ol days when he was just the turd in Green Bay who kept retiring and un-retiring until it annoyed the entire state of Wisconsin.
#snarkin
@LakotaMan1
The good guy with a gun theory has some validity but not nearly as much as those who use that phrase think it does.
I’m an advocate for the bad guy without a gun theory. Much more effective.
@JewishResister
Typical red flag for anybody
on a dating app. They'll tell
you what they want but fail
to tell you what they have
to offer.
That's not a red flag.
That's a stop sign.
STEPHANIE RUHLE
She likes to mix it up with the hairstyles. Reminds me of the times when Walter Cronkite wore a Mohawk to distract us from the news he was reporting.
Click. Click.
ESPN awaits
my arrival.
#snarkin
JIM NABORS is trending. Oh my... wait... didn't he already... yup... in 2017. Oh well, he's trending anyway. What a good soul he had. I'm just glad that I didn't know he was gay until I'd evolved enough such that knowing that made me like him even more.
BILL BURR attends UFC event. Trump goes to sit down and walks past Bill and his wife Nia. Nia flips Ducky a pair of birds.
Then, X melts down with maga twits telling Burr to keep his woman in line.
Fun times. 😜
NEWSFLASH:
The feel good story for Christmas is that Mar A Lago has received thousands of packages of adult diapers from trolls like us just to drive Stinky McPoopypants nuts.
#DiaperDon
#TrumpStinks
When Chris Matthews is on my TV spouting about what Joe Biden ought to do…
THEN it feels like 2016. I have no choice but to change the damn channel.
@MSNBC
JOE BIDEN is the man you want on the job for this Israel-Hamas war situation. Many of you have forgotten, but when Bibi and Trump got together, Trump was all for a one state solution. Which means he doesn't give a shit about any of the Palestinians.
@davidhogg111
I didn't like it when California made me turn in my assault rifle. But I did it without crying about it. Why? Because my love and concern for children I don't even know is greater than it will ever be for a damn gun.
Small sacrifice
on my part.
@JerasIkehorn
I found a better tactic. My doctor's office either changes the channel off Fox News or watches me sit with my arms folded over my chest barking out, "Oh, that's a bunch of horse shit!" every 10 seconds.
CHARLES BRONSON is trending. The memory that comes to mind is his wife Jill Ireland in an interview saying, "It's like being married to the Incredible Hulk. I just look out the window from the house to see what he's doing".
PAUL ANKA sang Imagine last night. Not a great singer but a genius writer. Paul is 82. John Lennon would have been 83 and he could have sang it himself if not for some turd with a gun 43 years ago. 12/9/80.
Two legends.
@malinablue
@kyledcheney
The defense hasn’t worked. Yet. Only white people feel privileged enough to even try that defense. That would be a more accurate statement.
TRUMP TOWER.
More people showed up to welcome JFK Jr to the grassy knoll in Dallas recently than showed up to protest Trump's imminent indictment.
#snarkin
#JoeRogan
is what stupid people think that smart people are supposed to sound like. I love this quote. I first heard it applied to Newt Gingrich. Still works.
[knock knock]
Barron:
“FBI? Expected you earlier. Warrant? Okay. C’mon in. Want some lemonade? Okay. Oh yea, the safe’s in the den. The combo? Okay. Get this. 69. 69. 69. Yea, I know. Dad’s got issues. You sure about that lemonade?”.
😜😜😜😜
I would’ve never taken the time to teach younger generations about BRETT FAVRE, but since he attacked Taylor Swift, the younger generations ask me who is that guy.
Lots of yardage.
Sends dick pics.
Chokes in the playoffs.
Steals from charities.
Good move, Brett.
#dumfuk
🏈😜
“After hearing Robert Kennedy Jr’s answers to Ari Melber’s questions, I’ve decided he would be the very best of all choices to be the next President of the United States during these troubling times”.
Said absolutely
nobody anywhere.
#snarkin
😜
@msnbc
@AriMelber
WE MISS RACHEL MADDOW.
And I know why. Her replacement is okay, but she's more of a talk show host, not a journalist.
Imagine if Jim Jordan had an upcoming interview with Rachel Maddow. We'd be salivating and setting our damn DVRs.
Alex Wagner?
No. Not at all.
Just sayin.
My name is John at 20 years old. (40+ years ago). I’ve voted once so far, for Jimmy Carter. I will vote Democrat in all the following Presidential elections. Except Perot in 1992. Oops. Nobody’s perfect. I will be voting for Joe Biden this year.
PETER NAVARRO is claiming that 4 months in a cushy federal prison would be “a death sentence”. Peter is 74. Buck up, little soldier. Alan Weisselberg is 76 and he completed six months in Rikers.
What a snowflake!
#sober
#RecoveryPosse
I hated going to jail. So, it was time to get sober. The AA folks had a solution. God? Hmm. No thanks. But I admitted that I needed a miracle, so we did all 12 steps including the God steps. And now it’s been 32 years since my last arrest. Serio.
☕️🤓😎📘
@johnrich
Big day today! I just bought a ticket to a John Rich concert plus I bought all of his albums. I'm memorizing the lyrics to his songs because he's the most brilliant man and a true country legend.
#AprilFoolDay
@TitusNation
If I was a woman on that team, I'd grow a bush
big enough and hairy enough to make a 1950s
monster movie out of it.
Which is probably why I failed to make the
damn team... again. haha
@KevinSixx13
I am not a believer in the statement:
America has never
been this divided.
Here's the truth:
White people in America
have never been this divided.
Just sayin.
CIVIL WAR IS TRENDING?
In the event of an American civil war, it wouldn't be Republicans versus Democrats. It would actually be insurrectionist rebels with lots of guns versus the US govt with lots and lots of really really big guns.
Calm down, Bubba.
You cannot win. 🇺🇸
CHRiS HAYES has the audacity to criticize Merrick Garland on indictment day, and then pouts when one of the grownups tries to gently pull his head out of his ass.
His working knowledge of govt will someday surpass 7th grade Civics.
But not today.
#dumfuk
#twit
Just sayin.
@_Rest_less_
@Csdk1111
No. I say no. It’s a dumb strategy to make the war between men and women.
The war that is currently existing is between Republicans and women.
If you wanna win this war you’re gonna have to get smarter.
@SjamaanN
I offer. And if they decline, I say, “if I don’t do this, I don’t get into heaven. Help me out, please”.
It’s always good
for a laugh and
they graciously
accept.
@RealChrisSays
They brought me a pizza for myself.
They asked if I want it cut into six
slices or eight. I told them six slices
because I don't know if I'm hungry
enough to eat eight.
(Yogi Berra)
MORNING JOE.
I had to change the channel when they didn’t understand why Biden was opposed to admitting Ukraine to NATO right now.
That would situate Russia inside a NATO nation which would mean World War 3 immediately.
Too dumb for me. I’d rather listen to birds chirp. 😎