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@Gone_InThe_Head

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I’m an idiot with logical thinking 🤔 Join me on this adventure as we explore the world through the lens of reason and a pinch of silliness.

Greater Manchester 🇬🇧
Joined November 2017
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@JeremyClarkson Couldn’t have been a big tumble, he’s only 3ft tall 😂
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@s8n I thought he liked hanging out around them.
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@s8n The fallen angel 👼.
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@il0venostalgia All I know is…. It hurts when thrown at you… and when it hits you, a cloud of white dust appears.
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@NoContextBrits Where’s the un-posh one, and is it cheaper?
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@s8n Gentle giant
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1 year
@domdyer70 It’s horrible what has happened to the two dogs and their owner. If a police dog is attacking a suspect, can we shoot that dog for its aggression against the suspect ? A new protocol for future scenario’s like this needs implementing in law. Less lethal/deadly actions for
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@s8n One son identified as a woman. That’s the only possible explanation.
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@s8n I think the funeral is still buffering
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Cigarettes 🚬
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@imPenny2x @elonmusk Going to see a lot of content repost creators disappearing then
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@s8n More people are disappointed in him. He doesn’t even post no more @TheTweetOfGod
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@Matt_Pinner The World Wide Web (AKA WWW) Invented by Tim Berners-Lee in 1989 while at CERN . The web became pubic in 1991.
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@il0venostalgia Honey I shrunk the kids
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2 years
@JeremyClarkson This vegan thing is really tipping me over the edge. Real men eat meat 🥩
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@s8n I will take 666 of them please.
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@s8n I’d be the same. It’s gotta be https://
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@ElonMuskAOC Hit the escape key ⌨️
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@bamagirl_4_eva Jonny be good 👍
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@s8n I don’t know what I’ve done wrong in world, the universe is torturing me.
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@wiseconnector Super-cali-fragil-istic-expi-ali-docious Yes its one word !! 😏
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@bamagirl_4_eva Fat bottom girls - Queen
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@cb_doge No wonder the man wants to get to Mars!!
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@s8n Braking policy is his strongest weapon
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@BillboardChris @PierrePoilievre A child should stay a child. Only when a child is old enough legally, becoming of age, should one choose to transition. Parents which facilitate a child to undergo transition should be prosecuted.
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@tim_cook It’s nice to know Apple cares
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5 months
@P3TRIC0R3 I have one question 🙋 why is it, when funky shit 💩 happens, all video footage is shot with a 1980 camcorder?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 A couple of ways. Depending if the bottle is 2D or 3D. In a two dimensional space - turn the photo upside down. In a three dimensional space, like all great instant coffee’s instructions, JUST ADD WATER. 💧
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11 months
@mosby_mugo @elonmusk Look. I live in Manchester kid, we all talk out of our arse here! Nothing new, more along
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10 months
@IL0VEthe80s Red car 🚗 & the blue car 🚙 had a race.
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@wiseconnector Nope. What’s the point. Why put yourself in danger. This is why they invented cctv and security guards.
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3 months
@elonmusk @BillboardChris How much was the consultation? Are the doctors looking at them as cash cows ?
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@s8n Yet Batman didn’t send anyone to Hell.
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@s8n I really, really want a remote control robot 🤖 which is able to clean, do the washing up and cook and go to work in my place so I can spend more time on X . Please answer my prayer.
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@mark_j1979 The baby is the ring leader
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@elonmusk Morgan should do all tv advertising voice overs
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3 months
@elonmusk Well done 👏
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@DakotaLaden We have just finished watching the first part of the conjuring house. All we can say is WoW 😮
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@JeremyClarkson When’s it’s out ? Come on lad, spill the beans! 🫘
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@s8n Spider-Man washes his underpants in a frying pan
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@emma_brunette95 I like being selected for surveys 🧐
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3 months
@il0venostalgia No matter how much I try. I can’t move any match because it’s on my screen. So the conclusion is 508
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4 months
@___Riz1902 The only vote they will get from me is a bag of 💩 in their ballot box.
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3 months
@elonmusk It’s been happening for a long time 🕰️
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5 months
@JeremyClarkson Don’t we all have daddy issues at some point
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@s8n She looks very happy. I told you he sinned.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Luckily for me, i can’t vote 🗳️
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@s8n "You Stabbed The Devil In The Back And Forced Him Back Into The Life He Had Just Left."
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@80s_Kidz Mom says “turn that off!”
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@IL0VEthe80s Get to the chopper !
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@s8n Cows are ace. I’d recommend getting one as a pet! You don’t need a lawn mower. free fertiliser and milk! Now that’s a true friend.
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@s8n The teacher is stupidly crying 😭
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@ProjectFearYT East Drive is a must. If you don’t go there and spend a night or two there, you’ve basically wasted your visit to the UK.
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@elonmusk @POTUS The banks always melt my cash, I will tell you that for nothing lad
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@DieselViking60 Them spark ⚡️ plugs 🔌 look so lonely without them leads connected
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@bamagirl_4_eva Is there a mix and match option?
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8 months
@JeremyClarkson I’ve just liked something I don’t even know what I’m liking 🤦‍♂️
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@s8n Let’s hope operations are not online hey.
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1 year
@CallofDuty So I bought tokens via cod points with cash and your going to spend my money in auto completion of battle map??? That’s fraud @CallofDuty think about it! I could understand if token’s earned in game was used but not tokens bought with players cash!! Get a grip cod
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@MessiasAHG @jacksonhinklle I will give you my thoughts 💭. Scenario 1. The lady is speaking the truth and was treated well. Scenario 2. I believe both husbands (definitely hers) is still an hostage. Lady has been told what to say or great harm will become of husband. We all know that you’d do
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11 months
@MauryaSomesh @elonmusk They can run scam call centres more efficiently with starlink
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1 year
@elonmusk Love to test drive but it’s a little expensive for me to play with the big boys toys 🧸
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1 year
@theapplehub Best re-mortgage the house 🏠
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@80s_Kidz “Hey Siri”
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@PopBase This is old tech. Samsung had this years ago. And no… I’m not a Samsung fanboy. I have everything Apple.
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@RishiSunak How much has that cost us? More than keeping them here. Australia all over again
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@80s_Kidz Why is that woman stood on a chair 🪑
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@rickygervais Are you the omen ?
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3 months
@bamagirl_4_eva Right said Fred (I’m too sexy for this shirt 👚) that song will now play inside your heads for the remainder of the day. SOZ !!
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@DakotaLaden @ProjectFearYT So looking forward to watching it. But the baby has commandeered the TV with Peppa Pig 🐽 😂
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@AlfredMwandagha @elonmusk Look. I’m an idiot. Didn’t mean to offend anyone. All I’m saying is… we have adverts on our tv stations telling us lot you need help in donations all the time. Look it up lad. Oxfam and other charities.
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1 year
@Evetssteve4 What this hell is that ? what happened to turning up with normal clothes on?
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@s8n This is me now
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk Lonely hearts button for Eva ☺️
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@Matt_Pinner Don’t like it. the fear of falling rocks gives me an headache 🤕
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2 years
@elonmusk @DavidSacks Then do something about it Elon 👍
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@POTUS I’d rather not thank you
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@il0venostalgia I’d buy that for a dollar
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9 months
@RetroNewsNow @LynnH87716888 Best thing about it is….its still Yabba dabba great!!
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@GandhiAOC @TheFigen_ May 4th be with you! 😂 obviously not
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@SeffSaid It’s not what I need, more what i could give to others that really need…
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2 years
Before it starts. Stop moaning about Matt breaking covid rules…. You all fu@ @ing did it, don’t say you didn’t. You did ! #ImACeleb
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1 year
@elonmusk Please tell me the Tesla sign lights up at night
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2 months
@cb_doge Why not ask the users in a vote/poll🗳️ could be wasting resources on this move. @elonmusk
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@s8n Pope de Cat 🐱 Body of burgers 🍔
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