Freelance games critic & consultant. Words for Eurogamer, Edge, PC Gamer & GamesRadar. BAFTA juror. I once T-posed on Sky News. She/her.
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What tech bros think people will do with this: "wow cool now we can make our own movies!"
What people will actually do with this: replace human jobs, copyright theft, phishing scams, deepfake porn, disinformation campaigns
Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model.
Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions.
Prompt: “Beautiful, snowy
I'm in a Valheim server at the moment with a player-run economy and it's hilarious watching the bank managers think printing more money = more money
So now we have rapid hyperinflation and people literally carting around piles of gold to pay for bees
Problem: you're a Baldur's Gate 3 necromancer, but there aren't any corpses nearby for you to use!
Solution: get your strong friend to put a bod in their pocket
Update on this: I reported my findings to the guy running the server and he said 'thanks for voicing your opinion' while simultaneously deleting my message. Classic internet community tyranny
Earlier this year a writer for a *major* games website fully plagiarised one of my reviews. Lifted entire sentences & swapped some of the words around. It was the second time he'd stolen my work.
Did he face any consequences for his actions when we reported him? Of course not.
I spoke to the founder of Valheim's Body Recovery Squad: a group of players who help others retrieve their items from high-level areas, and do it all for free! It's a really lovely community effort 😄
Reading the replies to this and it is utterly *bizarre* how many people are out to defend brands and think games journos are all secretly biased against either Xbox/PlayStation. Real tinfoil hat hours
Hi everyone, some news: I’m leaving Eurogamer. My last day will be Friday 13th August (spooky...👻)
I want change my career up a bit, particularly after the last year we’ve had. I’m taking some time out to see my family/ have a holiday, then I will be open to new opportunities
Just thought I'd show an example of the kind of messages you get for writing about gender equality in the games industry
A peek behind the curtain at my inbox, if you will
So this server admin roleplays as ‘the king’ 🤔 anyway he said that players could spend their vast riches on ‘changing the colour of their discord names’ lmaoooo these are definitely Elon people
With more extraordinary tools comes more extraordinary games. We're excited to see what people build with new AI-enabled game dev tools as we embark upon a partnership with
@inworld_ai
to make it easier for devs to realize their creative vision
When I stopped trying to be a sword-wielding dodge master in Elden Ring, I started actually having fun. This game is about trying anything you can, and seeing what works.
I declare that cheesing doesn't exist in Elden Ring
🚫🧀
If the king wants to censor me he's going to have to actually get his butt into the village to smash down this sign
(I have a ward on my home/business)
Still find it surreal to think that last year I watched E3 sprawled on my uni couch with a tinny, and this year I'm flying out to cover it professionally
Minding my own business playing Switch on the train home when this random guy starts talking to me, gets annoyed when I eventually return to my game, then proceeds to say I’m “addicted” and starts kicking me under the table to get my attention
Just... wtf
100 years ago today, my great-great grandfather Harry Kent was manager at
#WatfordFC
, and oversaw their first ever match at Vicarage Road.
He played a big role in keeping the club afloat during those early years, so here’s a thread about him 🧵
Today I opened my Swap Shop in Animal Crossing: guests bring an item and swap it for something they like better. This way everyone gets something they want 😇
"That was my concern as well. Lots of money going into consumer hands 'but nowhere' to spend it. Hyperinflation" - one other sensible person who can see what's happening here
I was very tempted to leave the server after the dude running it started deleting my comments but I'm going to stick around and keep an eye on this silliness
Here's how Assassin's Creed Valhalla weaves local history and folklore together to create the county of Gloucestershire, where I grew up
Historically accurate? Not entirely. Beautiful and otherworldly? Indeed it is
Super interesting chat with
@ChadGrenier
about the Titanfall 3 origins of new map Olympus, Respawn's current focus, and the future of Apex Legends, which could evolve beyond battle royale...
The king has now *also* deleted the comment where I called him out for deleting my report. Some hardcore censorship going on here - how dare I stand against the crown!
Update on this: I reported my findings to the guy running the server and he said 'thanks for voicing your opinion' while simultaneously deleting my message. Classic internet community tyranny
The Activision Blizzard reports... shocking, awful stuff, but they are an extension of the behaviour that women in the games industry have raised as an issue for years. Frat culture allowed to fester.
For context folks, I've done some calculations and the price of player properties has increased over sixfold in the past three days. A property worth around 1500 gold a few days ago is now valued at 10,000
Of course, both of these were totally ignored as the king deleted my report. At these current inflation rates the only worthwhile career is selling bounties to the bank, as nothing else can keep up. So much for player to player business!
To prevent the bank totally killing the free market, I suggested a few remedies:
1) Reducing the value and frequency of bounties
2) Providing more expensive items for rich players to purchase to reduce the amount of gold floating around
(Tax would also work, but it's unpopular)
The impact of hyperinflation is that player businesses have to constantly change their prices, and a sale made in gold on Tuesday could lose half its value by Wednesday.
Hence why I started hoarding resources that would maintain value, and stopped selling things for gold
Just want to say thank you to everyone for being so supportive and taking this seriously. It's really important to call out this behaviour so we can improve the industry. What you say online matters. ✌️
Within about 2 minutes of Metro a spider crawls all over your body. It was so convincing I physically recoiled away from the screen to look at my real life arm and shake it off.
This is why I don't play Resi
I no longer offer advice to those looking to enter games media, because I cannot in good conscience recommend it as a career. It's unstable, *really* badly paid, and a recipe for burnout.
Oh yeah, with a ton of online abuse as the cherry on top.
Been hanging on to this since I left games media but fuck it, if there's to be discourse then today is as good as any to share it.
Just some words to paint a picture of my career in games media for anyone who might find it useful.
@Andy_VGC
@SkyNews
It's plain mean-spirited to watch a video of a kid be (rightly) excited about a major achievement, then immediately sneer at it because it's not a hobby you personally enjoy
Funnily enough, this all coincided with when the bank started handing out 'bounties' on the 14th. Amounts that weren't tied to real market value: for instance, troll heads for 300 gold, greydwarf shaman heads for 150 gold
Honestly this was slightly scary to write, but I’m glad I covered this story. The ArenaNet firings are having an impact on game devs, particularly women, and the industry needs to consider how it will protect staff in the future.
I made my Edge debut this month, with a lovely little piece on Valheim! Exciting! Hope you enjoy reading and thanks to
@schillingc
for letting me enthuse about one of my favourite games
I spoke to several TF2 competitive community members who recently made public their experiences of harassment. Valve has been dragging its feet compared to other devs who are taking a stronger stand against toxicity. As a TF2 player myself, I'm sad it's gotten to this point.
For anyone wondering exactly how this happened: HM Treasury made the Discord server read-only, but forgot that people can still be rude through emoji reactions & changing their names.
This includes games journalism too btw! The games industry is getting better at recruiting women but they're largely stuck in junior roles (which is where the pay gap comes from), and companies need to focus on improving this
Last night at football a dude was making some weird comments about me being a woman. Then after 20 minutes of me out-pacing him, tackling him and muscling him off the ball, he decided to spend the rest of the game in goal. 10/10 outcome lmao
Does anyone else get addicted to a particular game mechanic to the extent you want it in all other games afterwards?
Examples:
-Dishonored’s blink-and-you-miss-me
-Becoming a human(?) bullet in Warframe
-The Apex Legends butt slide
"Hey can you write a 1000+ word article on a complicated topic?"
Me: of course
"Can you write a little 50 word bio about yourself?"
Me: screaming, crying, throwing up