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Too legit to quit. Building a life and a business with @ksetzergrains .Cash grain consultant, risk manager, no fun at parties. Here to help make it make sense πŸ€—

Charlotte, MI
Joined September 2012
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Angie Setzer
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Kind of channeling my inner @DarinNewsom ahead of this week's USDA new crop update Touching on a couple important points ahead of the numbers... What Friday's USDA New Crop Update Means For Grain Prices via @Barchart
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3 years
Turns out building ginger bread houses is stupid
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6 years
I'm a woman and a feminist and I'm tired as hell hearing about how unfairly we as a gender are treated, especially in agriculture. Life isn't fair. Quit bitching about it and just get shit done. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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5 years
I have a customer that says, "Thank you for being on my team" at the end of every phone call. He's an old dairy farmer, probably pushing 80. Not gonna lie, it hits me straight in the feels every damn time.
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3 years
I think what makes me the maddest with this rally is the fact that the USDA sandbagged us for 18 months before absolutely destroying any farmer who was prudently trying to manage risk
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6 years
Before parenthood I never realized you could ruin someone's life by making them take a bath. And then ruin it again by making them get out of that same bath.
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4 years
Farming is hard everywhere, dudes. Let's cut the, 'you don't know how hard we have it here' crap actually, you know what, life is hard, whether you're a farmer, a trucker, a plumber or a teacher so hows about we practice some patience and treat each other with kindness?
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6 years
And we are laughing πŸ˜‚
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Ok. So I'm no accountant. But isn't the point of a tax refund that you paid too much in the first place, meaning you basically gave the government an interest free loan? If you're expecting thousands back, you just might want to adjust those withholdings.
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4 years
38 years old and watching the spray plane still makes me want to clap like a seal
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3 years
Shout out to this kid for giving me the best job on earth ❀️
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4 years
I saw a guy riding a motorcycle without a helmet wearing a mask yesterday and I'm still thinking about it tbh
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3 years
You guys! My sitter surprised us with pics ❀
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3 years
17k an acre in iowa and people tell me high prices don't act as a type of barrier for young/beginning farmers
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Angie Setzer
3 years
We may not always agree on politics but we can all agree beef is delicious
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3 years
First day of school!!!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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2 years
I know we're supposed to cheerlead higher prices or whatever, but what we're seeing right now is going to have extreme consequences I can't even begin to fathom in the industry of agriculture itself and well beyond
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3 years
My best friend turns 5 on Sunday! I’m not sure how it happened but we’re going to spend the afternoon at the petting zoo to celebrate! Take care of the markets while we’re gone
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4 years
I have a woman in ag joke, but a lot of you will want to take it upon yourself to explain the punchline to me
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3 years
Found this in the basement this morning and am a willing seller Don’t lowball me, I know what I got
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Just a thought why don't we compare the net carbon footprint of the 2020 presidential candidates over the next 18 months to the farting cows? I have a pretty solid guess as to whose is greater
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4 years
I laugh harder every time I watch it
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3 years
I don't care who you support politically, this is not right.
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3 years
I say the f word way too much No plans on changing, just saying I’m aware
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2 years
They think we’re dumb af
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FinancialJuice
2 years
BIDEN: MAKE NO MISTAKE, INFLATION IS LARGELY THE FAULT OF PUTIN.
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Angie Setzer
6 years
Just watched a car pass a tractor gearing to turn left. Thank God the guy driving the tractor was aware and waited to turn. Guess preaching at those in cars isn't working, those of you in equipment just have to assume you're surrounded by morons.
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Are you ever in a mood where you sprinkle the F word into every sentence like it's glitter?
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Willie Nelson has looked exactly the same my entire life
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Day. Made. He has to wave and high five all of the big kids on his way out the door ❀
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Scanning social media this morning and all I can think about is how exhausting it must be to devote so much energy to being mad about stuff all the time
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Angie Setzer
2 years
my goal is to lose weight without having to change what or how much I eat
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FinancialJuice
2 years
FED'S POWELL: MY GOAL IS TO GET INFLATION DOWN WITHOUT A RECESSION.
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Fred is FOUR today! He's basically the coolest kid ever ❀
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5 years
This dude is 3 today. My all time favorite human and tiny chip off the ole block ❀
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Angie Setzer
2 years
So basically China gets full access to Russia's commodities and the Western consumer gets pummeled by super high prices
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Angie Setzer
4 years
I blame all of you that said "2020 can't be any worse that 2019" it's like you'll never learn
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Angie Setzer
6 years
Dear Mr Trump, You want to help farmers for real? Fix health care.
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Angie Setzer
6 years
Negotiating with Trump has to be like trying to save a marriage with a guy who keeps showing up to your counseling sessions with his girlfriend in the car.
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Aaaaaaaaand my heart exploded
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Yay for Michelob ultra converting 36 feet of farmland to organic production
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Burger King is hot garbage
@BurgerKing
Burger King
4 years
cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that’s why we’re working to change our cows’ diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: #CowsMenu
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Our neighbor bought this new in 1970 and traded it in. His family just surprised him with it at his 'retirement' party ❀
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4 years
First day of school ❀
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3 years
Hot wheels track for the win Merry Christmas!!
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3 years
77% of my job is basically being a therapist the other 42% is math
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Farmers: I just wish there was a way to protect my downside but still have a way to get a better price if it goes up Me: *gives a strategy* Farmers: I guess we'll see what happens Me:
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Angie Setzer
6 years
One thing I've noticed on twitter (or maybe social media in general) is one's ability to dehumanize someone they disagree with politically. It's astounding really. Like that person thinks different than you so empathy goes out the window. How's about we quit that?
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Angie Setzer
8 years
He's here! Kolton Jeffrey David, born at 9:16 am 6 lbs 14 ounces 19" long. Best day ever!
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Angie Setzer
6 years
Just saw a Facebook marketplace posting: "Barnwood for sale. $1/board. Remove at your own risk" with a picture of a standing barn Dude's gonna get people to pay him to tear down his barn. Genius.
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Angie Setzer
6 years
I'm going to say this louder for the folks in the back YOUR HAND HELD MOISTURE TESTER IS NOT MORE ACCURATE THAN THE STATE CALIBRATED TESTER AT THE ELEVATOR
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5 years
Accurate.
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Real talk, the last 2 nights I've woke up not long after going to sleep in a bit of a panic attack I have to get out of bed and walk around to clear my head and talk myself out of it I just wanted to share because it's ok to not be ok all the time, my dudes
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Angie Setzer
4 years
The reaction to the Bloomberg thing scares the crap out of me actually most of you are pissed at a quote taken out of context (and most of you will respond to this tweet angry at me for even saying this) shows just how easy misinformation is spread in today's world
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Angie Setzer
3 years
How it started How it’s going
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Angie Setzer
4 years
I've had breakups less awkward than cancelling directv service
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Delete your account.
@OhioState
Ohio State
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Craving a burger? πŸ” Make it meatless and reap some health benefits.
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Academics: Why on earth would farmers plant so much corn Farmers:
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Angie Setzer
5 years
The climate change argument in 2019 continues to amaze me Obviously climate changes and can do so violently And while we should do all we can to protect and care for the earth, the idea man can single handedly stop the climate from changing is the ultimate level of hubris.
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Angie Setzer
6 years
Reason number 8,792 why working with farmers is the best: You text, "did you get any?" And they know you're talking about rain!
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Angie Setzer
3 years
We walked into school today and a little boy in Kolton’s class saw us in the hallway and said β€œKolton!” Walked into the classroom excitedly and said, β€œGuys, Kolton’s coming!” I’m pretty sure my heart exploded 😭
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Angie Setzer
4 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but giving politicians the power to make your life better or worse is where this thing really has gone wrong
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Back at the ER, this time for fluids, hoping this turns things around for the little man. Good vibes appreciated
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5 years
We clean up nice ❀ #weddingday
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Angie Setzer
4 years
New hire. Will work for french fries
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Angie Setzer
2 years
Meanwhile Canada is up there having what appears to be the politest protest I’ve even seen
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Men: just cut out pop, I've lost like 27 pounds by cutting out pop me: *licks an ice cube and thinks about carrot cake* *gains 3 pounds*
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Angie Setzer
3 years
πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Shout out to anyone willing to change their opinion after being presented with new data
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Angie Setzer
2 years
The fact they call it the Putin Price Hike tells me just how stupid they think the population is…
@POTUS
President Biden
2 years
Putin’s invasion of Ukraine has driven up gas prices and food prices all over the world. 70% of the increase in prices in March came from the Putin Price Hike. I’m doing everything I can to bring down prices and address the Putin Price Hike.
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1 year
Dear friends in agriculture, put cameras in all your vehicles, tractors, trucks, anything you or an employee drives. just do it, it's worth the expense.
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Read this and be sure to be intentional in your thoughts and actions today and every day ❀️
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Just asked Karl that question every husband loves to hear "Do you think this is a load bearing wall?"
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4 years
Just had a friend tell me of another farmer taking his life One of my biggest worry in all of this is I'm not doing enough to help farmers from feeling hopeless But I don't know how to do more
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Angie Setzer
5 years
I'm 99% sure one of the ladies in my fitbit challenge group ties hers to her cat or something. 41000 steps on a Monday when you work an office job? Ok, Deborah. Sure thing.
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Today makes me worry for all of those growers already struggling with their mind set and mental health if you need anything, even just a place to vent, please do not hesitate to reach out
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Bud light: man we really messed up with farmers Michelob: hold my LED lights
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Angie Setzer
5 years
It's officially cucumbers and onions in vinegar sitting on your counter season!
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4 years
🀣
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maybe it's because I'm only a week removed from writing the check to cover our income taxes....but the thought of $95 billion just *poof* gone kinda makes me a little sick to my stomach
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Angie Setzer
3 years
put my coffee in a yeti coffee cup this morning, really looking forward to being able to drink it some time tomorrow afternoon
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Did you know there are people who have jobs they don't think about all the time? Wonder what that's like
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Angie Setzer
5 years
πŸ‘‡
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Angie Setzer
4 years
❀ our tiny family
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Angie Setzer
2 years
Those just coming to the realization Russian wheat or oil supplies will make their way into the global pipeline no matter what obviously need to read "The World for Sale" physical goods always find a way to get from where they are to where they are needed, all it takes is cash
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Angie Setzer
4 years
You buttholes talking about how this isn't a big deal and how stupid people are for cancelling things are why they have to cancel things. You're the ones still showing up with a fever and chills, coughing on everything being like, 'iM nOt SiCk'
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Angie Setzer
4 years
Adulthood is basically loading and unloading the dishwasher over and over again forever.
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Partners in crime ❀
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Surgery went well! Now we can enjoy our day. 4 years ago today Karl said he'd put up with me forever I'm sure he's questioned that decision nearly every day since πŸ˜‚
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Angie Setzer
5 years
From a friend ded
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Angie Setzer
4 years
The more you know
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Angie Setzer
4 years
One behavior in farmers I see often that I'd like to correct, thinking you don't market enough bushels to have someone spend time teaching you about the markets I hear "I'm just a small guy, probably not even worth your time" YOU'RE ALL WORTH SOMEONE'S TIME
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Angie Setzer
2 years
I'm beginning to feel like there are a lot of people active in the ag space currently that have no idea how cash grain trading actually works
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Angie Setzer
5 years
Today's number one goal for everyone: Don't be a dumb ass. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Angie Setzer
4 years
We saw otters today
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Angie Setzer
4 years
My sitter just sent me these and I literally can't even 😍😍😍😍😍
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4 years
Generalization but I feel we're seeing farmers split into 2 groups Those that want to learn more about how successful marketers/grain companies make money and how to implement those strategies in their operation and those that want to just talk about how unfair everything is
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Angie Setzer
8 months
but let's talk about concert ticket prices
@charliebilello
Charlie Bilello
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Average US family health insurance premium... 2000: $6k 2002: $8k 2004: $10k 2006: $11k 2008: $13k 2010: $14k 2012: $16k 2014: $17k 2016: $18k 2018: $20k 2020: $21k 2022: $22k That's a 249% increase since 2000 (5.8% per year). (Note: US CPI inflation has increased 2.5%/year)
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5 years
I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA
@nypost
New York Post
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California man arrested for riding a horse while drunk
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Angie Setzer
3 years
you know, it's almost like consolidation in agriculture isn't the best thing for the farmer
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Angie Setzer
3 years
Sitter is sick so it’s just me and this dude this afternoon ❀️
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My dude and I
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