Light telling Maister hes got it after Maister told Gluto hes got it after Gluto told Riddles hes got it after Riddles told MkLeo hes got it after MkLeo told MuteAce hes got it after MuteAce told Kobe hes got it after Kobe told Comet hes got it after Comet told kendricklamarfan19
Nintendo: “Wait a couple days before I post then you can post yours exactly the same, okay little kitten? 🤭🫶”
Panda: “Hehe okay baby i listen… a-a i luv you!! >..<!!! “
just got word from hungrybox that he just bought his swt flight and booked his 5 star hotel for the whole week before panda cup (I don’t think he knows
League Players: Lol Riot doesn't know how to nerf things, it's like they don't even care about the competitive scene.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate For The Nintendo Switch:
Rumor: aCola cant make it to SSC anymore
FACT: aCola was paid 10 thousand USD by an anonymous person to stay home to prevent him from beating MkLeo and getting steve banned
ZeRo got upsetted in Pools to a Hero named SewerWater100... not surprising. Game 1 ZeRo 3 stocked then games 2 the hero just got lucky with down b rolls. Game 3 ZeRo got thwacked at 6%. literally not okay.
I think new people don’t get to experience bracket as much as they should at majors. Traveling to a major and going 0-2 and having no side event like amateur bracket or a ladder where you keep experiencing yourself in a tournament setting kinda blows.
A year and a day ago, i was about to clock into work after getting 5th at riptide which was going to be my final major
Exactly one year ago, I was granted the opportunity to compete under Moist Esports to further pursue my goals
Thank you for changing my life
@MoistEsports
💙
Dabuz telling Neo hes got it after Neo told Riddles he got it after Riddles told Big D hes got it after Big D told Mr. E hes got it after Mr. E told WebbJP hes got it after WebbJP told DatDerpDog hes got it after DatDerpDog told 24K hes got it after 24K told dinoparty hes got i
When I think of you, i can’t help but smile. When I think of you, i can’t help but cry that you’re not in my arms. I need you like a monkey needs bananas, and despite all the bananas in the world, there’s only one banana for me. i love you
@AaronFGC
Dear Protobanham, my favorite lucina/minmin dual main, next time we play i PROMISE i will pwn you. Bo5 bo3 local or supermajor I promise your defeat in our next set. Count on it.
Sincerely,
MrTheGuy 🐗
game 5 last stock ended against supergirlkels by her suicide sucking me as kirby and the whole crowd thought i lost but i didn’t mash so she died first 🙂
i don’t really like the idea of “If you don’t like X/Y character, do this or quit smash” Hundrends of people are being demoralized from the game due to these characters. This is exactly what happened in previous titles & everyone regretted not banning them. So why is it diff now?
1. I am beyond mentally defeated. I don't know what to say besides the passion I have for Smash has depleted immensely. If I wasn't raised to not care for rankings, I would be drenched in tears, on the verge rn. Im clueless as to any answers that could be given as to my placement
Gonna try something. Every 5 likes = I'll say a very bad. obvious and repetitive habit that players tend to do with certain characters. If we finish, I'll do player habits.
Gonna go in order of the number of the characters. So Mario would be first and Byleth would be last.
can we just ban the players that want kazuya steve banned? i realized how super toxic it is for the game to keep those players around and i think we would all enjoy the game and community without them
Due to the insane number of wifi tournaments leading to intense burnout, we've decided to change up the Quarantine Series a little bit.
1) Region locking to USA/MX/CA
2) Scrapping "minor" tournaments (50%)
3) The next tournament (May 30) will be all random characters
Fun Fact: The player known as “Big Boss” actually only uses the tag when actively playing ROB. When not playing ROB, he actually prefers to be called “Boss”.
i resonate with the kazuya steve players being upset if they got banned. If the bench press ever got banned at the gym, i wouldn’t have any purpose to workout it just wouldn’t be fun anymore i would just quit the gym forever and stop going to my gym weeklies, you know what i mean
“Some smashers are so anime”
its like at the end of the day ALL of us are anime. u go to bed thinking about being against mkleo on the big stage. When u go to an event all you can daydream about is that THIS is your breakout tourney
like how can u NOT be the main character
“sorry for wasting your time” is something i heard a lot this weekend
Unless you’re being rude, i promise you are not wasting my time and it really makes me feel bad that ppl think they’re wasting anyones time over a conversation/question when its only genuine, curious, or kind
The more I think about it, I just realize more and more how absolutely dogshit smash ultimate is lmfaoo. It's actually such an insanely trash game and we're all just brainwashed to like it because we've been playing since smash 4 and Brawl.
This is the real reason top players don't wanna fight against Sonic online. It drives people insane, Sharp has been at it longer than us.... and this is the result..
This morning, I submitted my resignation form for Panda. I requested an audience with the Doctor known as Alan, in which I was not allowed given the Panda guards with their bamboo spears
Just wanna thank Panda for everything, like throwing 500 entrant wifi tournies with no pot🤣
Thinking what you just did was RAW and clipping it then rewatching it just to find out the clip wasn't really that raw so you don't wanna post it is the worst feeling in the world
9th at summit losing a close game 5 to gluto. Thank you for everyone who supported me during my summit run. I improved a lot as a player and i know how to move forward from this. Gob riders, till next event 🐗
As someone who played a character considered low tier for 4 years, don’t do it, especially in this game. Playing a good character and putting in the work will help your fundamentals and flexibility as a player SO MUCH more than playing a low tier.
Alright tier list of players I HATE fighting against
S+ - Aaron’s diddy, Dakpo, James’ Diddy
S - Zinoto’s Diddy, Tweek’s pocket diddy at the Kongo Saga pre local, Nelvin, Legit, Kiki
A - JJRockets, DJ Fliphop, MVD’s Diddy, Player1,
B- ZeRo’s Diddy that beat Myran on elite smash
Lots of people have been asking me what did I do to Gabriel at the last Smackdown. Well I was down 2-0 in grand finals and I said "Diz buddy, lend me your controller" and Diz does so. I bring it to game 5 with a convincing 2 stock and 3 stock. Game 5, Viewer Discretion is advised
Can’t believe I’ve almost been permanently BANNED from offline tournaments after a tweet I made and by teasing a tournament by posting a png file and putting “Offline. Invite only”
But we can defend/forgive racism and pedophilia. Okay sounds good smash community 🤙