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@GloriousStrizer

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she goro on my akechi til i crow

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Joined February 2016
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tears in my eyes someone tried to make the app less dogshit and they got him immediately
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discord was so close to adding back “swipe to view members” as a feature, but one of the employees must have realized people would actually like that so they took it out of the update log after less than a day
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MARIO 64 SOURCE JUST LEAKED THERE’S AN OFFICIAL LUIGI MODEL
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this image is the only cultural impact dog with a blog has left on this earth
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@GloriousStrizer
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I think the funniest thing about this is it actually happened
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gn this is my greatest accomplishment
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this might be the most 2000s commercial of all time. but also i'm sorry did they just call all the small things the "spunchbop patrick meme song"
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THERE EXISTS A CRASH BANDICOOT GBA AD THAT USES THE ORIGINAL SONG FROM THAT “SPUNCHBOP! PATRICK!” MEME WHAT THE HELL
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YOOOOO OIL'S CHEAPER THAN TF2 REFINED METAL NOW
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break over
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im gonna have a fucking stroke
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@GloriousStrizer
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i saw a 4chan screencap like probably almost a decade ago where someone called it a hmm block and i havent been able to call it anything but that ever since
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New rule Whatever you call this thing determines how much I respect you
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@retronauts
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10 years ago, Sony shook off a generation of bad vibes by releasing a console embraced the world over as a return to form; yes, the PlayStation 4 is now a decade old and therefore RETRO (We don't make the rules)
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this image is incredible
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"im comiing over you better not repel phys" my vile ass:
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ive never had a tweet capture this feeling more accurately
this is what joining a discord server feels like to me
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looking through XD's orre colosseum trainers bc im bored and this dude's gimmick is insane. just a whole ice-weak team and he leads by imprisoning ice beam and ice punch
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i htink no matter what ur taste in video games is u should ALWAYS have some fukcin obscure-ass frnachise no one cares about but u be one of ur favorite series of all time
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quick tl;dr since this is going nuclear: -mario 64 and OoT source leaked about a half hour ago -a way has not been found to open the luigi model yet -yes we knew luigi was intended for multiplayer but we’ve never seen his official model
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how it feels to not get involved in persona discourse and just play the damn games
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imagine showing this to a young jesus of nazareth in the year 5 AD
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lunch break over
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just found out terrakion is the only mon in PUBL rn im fuckinf crying
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i love this video
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CORRECTION ON A PREVIOUS TWEET: donkey kong isn’t in the files. “donkey” is the internal name for tall tall mountain and the folder named that contains files for that course
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MORE EXCITING UPDATE: A VOICE FILE OF LUIGI FUCKING SNEEZING
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@GloriousStrizer
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mastodon/cohost/whatever other twitter alternatives people are trying to shill rn
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family guy giant rat
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super yaoi world 2 fujoshi's island
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probably late, BUT AT LONG LAST
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THEY COMPLETED THE MODEL IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP THIS TIME
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IT BEGINS
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thinking about this again
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HEAD COMPLETE
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HIS HEAD
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Smash fans: bully 14 year old girl who beat a pro player in a tournament using a mid tier character off Twitter Pokémon fans: make false rape accusations about a developer because he didn’t put in a feature the other games had Family Guy fans:
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WE’RE SO CLOSE
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cool pokemon fact of the day: vlone charizard
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yuri lowenthal when he sees yaoi highenthal
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me looking at my 3ds to take a picture of myself for face raiders
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sorry for reminding you all of dog with a blog. it will happen again
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thank god.
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@VirginRadioMTL
Virgin Radio Montreal
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Parents call on Quebec school board to take action after students find their artwork being sold online by their art teacher. The students are 12-14 years-old. The art is being sold in many forms like phone cases, stickers and tote bags. 📸: 1-mario-perron.pixels/ website
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how did mario vs donkey kong go from being a pretty good donkey kong '94 successor to being a browser game bro im crying
@JasperRLZ
Jasper (cohost.org/jasper)
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There is a game called Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars for the Wii U. It is, inexplicably, written in HTML and JavaScript, with some custom APIs designed for the Wii U. But that means, with about 1400 lines of shim code, I can do this:
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i think metal gear rising might be the most "this would kill someone from the 1800s if you showed them it" game
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some of yall not real #dungeoncrawlers ngl
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So fucking boring....
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@StarWarrior776 jerma would've gotten his own movie like fred
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making my only fire emblem post of the year
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they need to stop fucking around and put chemtrail in another megaten game. put him in p6 atlus
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"Is The Toby Fox Fanfic About The Tumblr Sexyman Polls Canon To Undertale" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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sorry i dont htink any o b my video game opinions will turn mbe in to patrick star spongebob chained in a sports arena or something and getting yelled at by a lot of fish
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its been almost 4 years and i still question the thought process behind this tweet
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Now we wish we had a handheld version of Spider-Man... 😎
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wheres that one post that goes "no mom i swear i only pick the girl because its better for speedrunning"
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@CrimsonSkySM its actually insane i love it
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@GloriousStrizer
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ive never been able to find this fucking screencap again im so mad
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>stuck with rentals when the entire point of stadium was transferring your mons from RBY
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Pokémon Stadium coming to Switch Online Expansion Pack on April 12
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@SpecterQuilava im so sorry you had to find out this way
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@NaaRock1 better yet he made that meme while developing deltarune
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me logging into twitter
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@serif_Aizawa wdym dame da ne is my favorite song by world famous singer dame da ne guy
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every gimmick account that rebrands into a personal account goes to hell no matter what
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if i had a nickel for every incredibly raw and edgy action game from a series not typically known for that genre with protagonists named jack i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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sideways PS5 is immediately making me think of poggers i hate the internet
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official airbud timeline
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POGGERS FISH IS A FUCKING AHEGAO HE'S MAKING THAT FACE WHILE HE'S MATING
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when u see someone make a “hatsune miku made x” joke on June 5, 2020
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shin megami tensei iv
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YO CYRUS IN THE SINNOH REMAKES JUST LEAKED
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>actual valid issues with the pokemon games happening >people are civil about it for a while >suddenly a single retard starts accusing masuda of fucking sexual harassment >people likely won't take the actual issues with sword and shield seriously anymore fucking hate this fanbase
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This is seriously some of the coolest shit. It's so terrifying. What makes it all the more unsettling is it's characters you know too.
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@InfinteEyesight cannot imagine posting this boldly while everyone on this site knows youre a drunk driver
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why does he look like this
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@PopBase
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🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.
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just found out there's a new fire emblem warriors
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remember that discord username change that did absolutely nothing productive and in fact made it so that complete randos could find and friend request you just by typing your username
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i think the "hero and villain are startlingly similar and easily could've been in each other's places if they took different paths in life" trope is god-tier actually
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@EpicGamer133769 how do they not know that how could a dog blog but not speak
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dudes in 1762 when the earl of sandwich made the first sandwich
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imagining a world where all translated japanese media uses the word "upperclassman" instead of senpai and laughing my ass off
@ZackDavisson
Zack Davisson - Previously Notable
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Translation discourse: If you leave words in Japanese you should have a VERY FUCKING GOOD REASON. "Ni-chan" and "Ni-ni" and (sorry) "senpai" have no business being left in English. (Again, unless you have a VERY FUCKING GOOD REASON). The default should always be 100% English.
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@subtoconnorpls
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The Fine Bros are trying to trademark “REACT”?!?! Why is no one talking about this?
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playing dark soul 1
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