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Problem starter, Expert level 4 shit talker, Social Warrior, Technical Guru, Water Builder, Dog listener, Friend to Cats. What is your problem today?

Dallas, TX
Joined August 2014
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
5 months
Iā€™m at the #Maga pond fishing for dumb fish. Iā€™ve put the worm on the hook and itā€™s cast. There is no bobber Iā€™m bottom fishing for trash fish
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
#CandaceOwens thinks Donald Trump is smart. Thatā€™s enough evidence to just ignore her.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
5 years
#YourChildhoodWasAwesomeIf you were born before the 80s because there wasnā€™t much on tv , no computer, no MTV either, no microwave in most homes. We still made popcorn the old fashion way and went to the theater and the mall. Yes even phone calls were not private in most cases
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Tusi Gabbard is the only democrat Iā€™ve seen exiting. She moved to Moscow #DemExit is a Republican dream.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
#PencilNeckSchiff the fact that lil Donny uses third grade names for his competition and you guys cheer and create hashtags speaks volumes about your intelligence too. Everyone he gives a 3rd grade nickname too heā€™s actually scared of. Yeah yā€™all picked a winneršŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
Well itā€™s happened. Republicans have officially turned time back 100 years. If you want proof when was the last time that a Pandemic brought America to our knees? 1918. They were thinking thoughts & Prayers would fix it then too. #TrumpVirus is caused by a simple idiot.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
#ConfederacyOfDunces Is your Village missing their idiot this morning? Thereā€™s a rumor that they are in Washington D.C. today. The @GOP has been baby sitting for almost 4 years. Now the cops are here and they wonā€™t answer the door. This never ends well. #TuesdayThoughts #Impeach
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
That Russian collusion "nothing burger" is now triple meat covered in cheese, bacon, onion rings and JalapeƱos all covered with Russian dressing. Republicans are afraid to admit they ordered it years ago. ITS NOW READY FOR PICK UP as are the criminals.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
Mike Pompeo is a West Point graduate who surrendered to the Taliban on a real estate developers orders
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
Scott Baio, meet Hobby Lobby. They have all kinds of useless shit. Youā€™ll fit right in
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
#NRAConvention when the products that you peddle as a safe item are too dangerous to be inside your convention this is a sign of moronic activity . Donā€™t be a Moron
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
YOU DUMB TRUMPLINGS BETTER EXPECT HEAVIER LAW ENFORCEMENT THAN YOUVE EVER SEEN. They are not stupid, and they know you have rabies over your butthurt feel feels for Donald Trump. General Flynn is an idiot working for Putin to help destabilize AmericA. You numbnuts are doing it.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
If they put that shit underground Austin Energy outage would not be happening. Trust me Iā€™m an electrician and everything I put in the ground works in ice, rain, wind or snow. Itā€™s a fact
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
I am calling bullshit on every claim of no food at grocery store under Biden
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
Welcome to Texas. Hereā€™s some facts for you. Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio & Elpaso are largest cities in Texas. All under Democrat control. Republicans run smaller towns. Small town citizens commute to big city for daily bread. Republicans are stupid
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Attention #TrumpRally the FBI is now searching vehicles in the parking lot looking for more January 6th evidence and you are wearing the same outfit you wore that day at the capitol
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
5 years
#RepublicansForImpeachment should be every Republican who believes Russia is our adversary and not our ally. The others as far as Iā€™m concerned are absolute traitors to the ways of America #ImpeachDonadTrump
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
11 months
@thejackhopkins I still believe he's going to flee
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
General Flynn is Russian unintelligence
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
#TrumpIsDone we already know who heā€™s been giving United States Government secrets too. Itā€™s that dumb little fucker trying to act like heā€™s a bad ass hiding in a Russian forest from his own ppl. What if Hillary went to Russia on the 4th of July? Republicans are traitors.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Catturd & the other dumbfukkks keep forgetting that Trump was President in 2020 and kept inciting violence with his big fuckkking mouth. Elon is a Russian tool & has admitted to speaking with Vladimir Pootin. How does a citizen speak with a Russian President if itā€™s not treason?
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
10 months
God Bless President Trump with a restraining order, gag order and an ankle monitor because I don't trust that Orange Mudder Fucker
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
I-65 police shooting should result in at least 10 arrests of police officers for murder
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
If you though Benghazi was Hillarys fault you some kind of special in need of special treatment. Make your names known so we can find out who Americaā€™s truly dumbest citizens are. A public service message
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
General Flynn can wipe Putins chin and Trumps ass all he wants because it wont change a thing. You morons won't be satisfied til you are all in jail and IM JUST FINE WITH THAT Arrest
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
General Flynn can go fuk himself with a Banana tree. You supporters can wait below and eat free bananas
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
11 months
I dream of the day we as Americans can come together and realize that #Moscow started this shit and has attacked our country in so many ways
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
HEY YOU ULTRA MAGA AND NUCLEAR MAGA DUMBFUKKKS. Find somebody to read this to you slowly
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
NEW POLL: Majority of Voters Now Approve of FBI Raid on Trump at Mar-a-Lago ā€“ Up From 49% Last Week
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
I love watching butthurt snowflakes eat their own. Chris Wallace should of told you idiots truth years ago. Maybe you wouldnā€™t be so butthurt if you believed the news years ago
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
@SenFranken Donā€™t do it Al
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Does Heidi Cruz know and aporove of the $126,000 in Russian money that Ted gave Lauren Boebert the escort?
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
"Russia Collusion" wow seems that the "nothing burger" is now a stuffed cheddar triple meat with Russian Dressing!
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
The #TexasPowerOutages should cause everyone in Texas to never ever ever cast another mother fucking ballot for anyone with an ā€œRā€ behind their name. Itā€™s the way I see it. Itā€™s obvious they do not care about you unless you are a millionaire. Sadly Iā€™m not
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
11 months
Republicans are embarrassing America at this point by worshipping the con man. Do something about it and clean the House of anything with an R behind their name IN THE NEXT ELECTION
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
10 months
I'm going to start telling my kids that Republicans sold their souls to the #Russians FOR A PISS SOAKED CONMAN
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
Alleged Russian operative Maria Butina to plead guilty, help prosecutors
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
Texas Democrats are smarter than Texas Republicans everyday. We donā€™t support Nazis, Racists, PUTiN or Chump either. Thatā€™s those other guys in the Traitor party. They donā€™t care about America, itā€™s just winning that they care about at all cost. Is this the new USSR? #COVID19TX
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Rupert Murdoch and his lying bastards tv shows brought us these clowns. There will be more if faux news is not silenced
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
ā€œYou should resign in disgraceā€ coming from a Republican is the funniest shit this Twitter can handle after they have been asleep for the last 4 years. We should play a tape of Trump anytime they say anything about anything, then go right to ignoring them.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
@Jack__Daniel___ I canā€™t get over the fact that probably a few weeks ago you were against electric cars in favor of big oil yet here you are. Progress
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
NEW POLL: Majority of Voters Now Approve of FBI Raid on Trump at Mar-a-Lago ā€“ Up From 49% Last Week
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Van Halen was much better than Van Hager. No offense Sammy the red rocker was a bad ass too but David Lee is the best front man.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
#ThingsThatImSickOf hypocritical Republicans who claim to be with God and still support the Supreme Moron #1
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Donald needs a Trump 2024 run to save his ass from prison. If you voting for him YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
No wonder Mike Pompeo drank a 5800$$ bottle of whiskey, he surrendered to the Taliban on Trumps orders
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
@541ryde Keystone pipeline was not used for gasoline production. Do you know where you are? Iā€™ll send you an ambulance if you need one
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Take Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr, oath keepers and proud boys with him, please.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Elon Musk Says 'It's Time for Trump to Hang Up His Hat & Sail Into the Sunset'
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
@Comey Thank you James for continuing fight against this adminstration with truth
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
5 years
North Carolinaā€™s maps are so severely gerrymandered to benefit Republicans that they violate the stateā€™s Constitution, a panel of judges has ruled. # via @HuffPostPol
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
Dumb and Dumber is the pet names PUTiN has given to Trump and the other clowns in the @GOP . Iā€™m assuming they are making Russia proud because no one real in America seems to like them. Imagine if Obama had cozied up to Vlad asking for election help? Yeah I know fukking Hypocrites
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
The ppl tweeting about Hunter or Ashley Biden are the same ppl who supported the treason of January 6th, enough said ignore the traitors. Itā€™s also the same ppl who are too dumb to understand how the bank knows they gave them too much money at the drive thru lane.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
I hope when Roger Stone and Mike Lindell go to prison sharing a cell that there is only one pillow and they have daily fights over it.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Roger Stone deserves the most disgusting prison roommate at the very least
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
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@siggyflicker LOL HES STILL GOING TO PRISON
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
@newsmax Ron Johnson went to Russia on July 4th for a secret meeting with Vladimir Pootin. Itā€™s Labor Day weekend, have you seen him lately?
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
@Comey Thank you James Comey. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
@bdd4 @SallyQYates That's my thought too
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Hunter Bidenā€™s daddy did not try to overthrow America. Don Jrā€™s daddy did try but as with everything else the imbecile has tried it ended in failure.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
'Unparalleled in its audacity and scope': Herschel Walker implicated in 'jaw-dropping' wire fraud scheme
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 months
@DonutOperator @DaveHan06 cowards carry daily its a fact
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
#Dogs4Biden Bo, KC,Kiddo & Starbuck. They are ready to get rid of Russia. They are willing to chase Russia out if needed.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Biden in 2024 would still be better than any Republican at this point
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
When I Think of #BackersofHate , it brings to mind the Repub party, convincing the poor that we need to give to the rich!
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
@NickAdamsinUSA In your mind there are a lot of things taking place but it does not make it true. Letā€™s face it thereā€™s plenty of echo room as we can all tell by your constant repetitive tweets. Do us a favor and turn it off
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 months
Welcome to Texas, the Republican felons will be arrested soon. The cities with all the jobs in the lone star state are Democrat held. You are welcome.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
@PalmerReport I'm not religious but I am going to yell hallelujah when it comes down.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
The #PatriotsUnite crowd will be meeting at Hobby Lobby and then headed over to subway where Scott Baio has so kindly offered to make sandwiches for the team. Everyone be aware that some of the team passes gas easily and letā€™s not make fun of other team members. Go Nazis
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
Russia will lose World War III They can't even take the Ukraine who is using old weaponry. Donald Trump's Republican Russia Coward Brigade can relax and sleep easy. Brandon has got it.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
The only Leaked call that is real is the one where Trump asked Georgia to find him some more votes. Heā€™s a cheating lying son of a bitch and you wanna be patriots are JUST AS BAD. Be part of the solution not the problem.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
#QAnons cupcakes seem irritated tonight. Itā€™s almost like everyone got tired of their faux news, Bullshit, lies, misinformation and just pure cuckoo crap. Yep from Seth Rich to Pizzagate these numbnuts cant find their way to sanity just yet. Possibly a time out with a juice box
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 months
Watching Trump flee to Russia will be the finale of the Republican shit show. Its almost over
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Ashli Babbitt was a terrorist. END OF STORY. ALL TERRORIST BELIEVE BULLSHIT JUST AS SHE DID.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
@HomeAdvisor But you guys send multiple contractors the same lead after charging their accounts a lead fee. How is this good for the Homeowner whom you charge no fees? By draining accounts of contractors for nowhere leads they raise rates
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Steven Seagal sukkks. His movies suck, his supposed martial arts sukkk, Heā€™s a Traitor and thatā€™s all the younger generation needs to know about him
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Donald Trump's America can't read, count, accept facts or defeat. Trumps America is so fukking backwards they want to support Russia who is our oldest adversary. They do all this for big oil and Pootin does too. Losing losers should learn how to lose first. JUDGES DECIDE FACTS
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
7 years
Americans want all Americans to have healthcare! Fix it ! Repubs put this deep divide in America . Why? #ROC
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
The Intelligence Lowlifes have kept AMERICA SAFE from Russia for 78 years now. Donald Trump is a moron and if you listening to him you are a fucking idiot. He is going to flee prosecution and leave you standing there looking even dumber.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 months
I wonder if Trumps idea for forest fire prevention would work in Texas Panhandle fires itā€™s deep Republican Trump country, or will they finally admit heā€™s a fucking idiot?
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
President Donald Trump speaks and Dumbassess think heā€™s telling the Truth. The Normal ppl know heā€™s lying though. You are welcome for Democrats saving America from your bad decisions. The vote is legit though and you sore losers need to quit Whining.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
@Trx1000 At 1st it was their spelling skills, then it was the American flag above a Honda Civic but now it self explained with the license plate
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Randy Quaid represents the Cousin Eddieā€™s of society. We all know one and do our dam best to stay away from them. Then came Twitter.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
#Cult45 needs to go sit down and shut the fuck up
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
6 years
@Comey Run for President Mr. Comey . Weā€™ve got your back
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
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@davidmweissman He is fixing to pull out his bag of kompromot and try to force republicans to fix it or else the secrets are out
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
#TrumpWasRightAboutEverything Republicans are the stupidest
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
Iā€™ll bring Trump 5 filet o fish and 5 Big Macs every Thursday to a federal penitentiary just for the opportunity to point and laugh.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could not sell out a McDonaldā€™s
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Hunter Biden for President 2028-2036 I would vote for him before the Nazis. Fukkk Don Jr
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Kyle Rittenhouse is a scared whiny little Nazi. Heā€™s scared shitless is why he carries. The second amendment is the coward clause that helps sniveling cowards to sleep at night with all the boogeymen that may get em. A coward is a spineless human, use that word constantly...
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
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Elon #FooledAroundAnd turned twitter into a third world shithole country. I'm going to stay though cause I like destruction.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Uvalde Police Officer Admits Cops Saved Their Own Kids From Robb Elementary Before Stopping Shooter
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
Trump is a Russian piss soaked traitor to America. Republican Potty loves Russian Piss
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
@SantaSurfing General Flynn is a general in the Russian army
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
So, hold on let me get this right, Joe Biden was not responsible for your chickens not laying eggs Its Tractor supply? Thats where i would have started too, at the feed that they eat. Dumb rednecks would always blame Washington for their OWN BAD CHOICES.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
1 year
#DallasWeather #Dallas snow does not bother my dogs too much. They are indoor dogs, yeah I know theyā€™re big but they still act like puppies in the snow.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
4 years
If you think ā€œKathy Griffinā€ is whatā€™s wrong with America? You are an idiot.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Funny I have not heard Rush Limbaugh complain about anything lately. I guess heā€™s finally happy
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
Elon Musk doesnā€™t want to buy Twitter anymore, but Twitter should make him pay for it
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
The Nazis want the #DemExit to happen so Trump can help Pootin make Russia Great Again. DONT FALL FOR ANYMORE OF THEIR LIES
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
2 years
If Elon Musk is your hope and prayer? I am laughing at you.
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John CarrollšŸŽ±āŽ
3 years
Well it looks like Tom Cotton finally woke up from his 4 year hibernation & heā€™s startled and jumpy just like anyone whoā€™s party is in the middle of a Treason investigation but yeah letā€™s holler ā€œYou should resign in Disgraceā€ that should fix everything
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