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@Gicherengo

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Ngai Níathùire Kínua.Mūndūrūme nī wa Ngai na riūa . #Mugithi #MUFC #Mseal #JeshiNaMathako

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2013
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@Gicherengo
Uncle Sam
2 years
"Chini kwa chini hadi tufikie economy"
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Uncle Sam
3 years
ule driver alifutwa kazi na 2nk after amepeleka gari station ju watoi wa high school walikuwa wanavuruta bangi ame pewa kazi kama driver wa County
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Kikuyu who spends their evening along by pass Leo wako home wanauliza watoto wao kaí wambui wanenehire atía?
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Uncle Sam
1 year
ukitembea moi avenue probability ya kupata like 10 babes looking like this or better within 10 minutes is very high.
@jhonte_
🗿🇵🇹
1 year
Lakini tbh Nikita kering Mungu alichukua his time kumuumba bana Look at all this beauty 😩😩
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Self explanatory picture
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Uncle Sam
2 years
commas are important.
@Fuch_23
che Fuch
2 years
I just miss her man.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Shut the fuck up
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Facts
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Uncle Sam
2 years
😂 😂 😂 😂
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Uncle Sam
2 years
hakuna ata kungoja safe days every day is safe
@MissKwegah1
Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪
2 years
She’s 51. And I like it. Love knows no age.👌🏾
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Uncle Sam
3 years
A Chelsea fan carrying a Manchester United fan this morning 😂
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Uncle Sam
2 years
No man who loves football watches it like this
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Uncle Sam
6 months
heri wewe unamiss international flight uncle wa mugithi. Sisi kule nyandarua tunabeba sanduku ya maiti na punda ju hatuna barabara.
@methumuhia
Sen. Methu Muhia
6 months
Everything has a first. Today is my first time to miss an international flight. Ata sijaskia vibaya. Labda ningelia kama Karangu Muraya akienda Dubai!
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Uncle Sam
4 years
How does that water dispenser work ??
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🤣 Tuirio twega
4 years
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Nimekumbuka kuna siku cab driver alishaniletea dem kwa hao alafu akaniambia we tondù ndona tûraria thiomi îmwe reke nguteithie hau ndûrì na mûndû ndamuruta gwî kanda îgwî kîrîte kinyatha na vest
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Y'all niggas need to be exposed to beautiful women so that you can realize that they have nothing to offer other than visual appeals with their beauty
@topwriters0001
24/7 ONLINE ASSIGNMENT HELP 🎓 🇺🇲
4 years
Ukipewa uyu ama 10 million utachukua nini?
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Uncle Sam
5 years
Picha umepiga filters hadi inakaa planet Asgard
@igisaacgitau
Isaac Gitau
5 years
Ngong Hills 2018 CC: @geezy_thairu
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Uncle Sam
6 years
Hio ni ugali umepiga filters hadi inakaa cocaine
@ItsJeffreyJeff
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁
6 years
Mko wapi meeehn..kujeni apa kwa Mama Oliech
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Kwani ume pika maembe
@wakariowa
Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja
4 years
Husband material in the kitchen
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Uncle Sam
3 years
this comment on Kipchoge's post
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Uncle Sam
4 years
NTV didn't see this coming
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Might be an old video but before ununue Shamba ask yourself ni wapi unanunua
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Uncle Sam
3 years
weka avocado and it's ebony porn
@kababakatana
Mubabah Jakababa
3 years
Kikuyu orgasm:
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Uncle Sam
3 years
haha
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Raila ametoka holiday na watoto wake sass anataka watoto wenu waende demonstrations ju ya judiciary but not even IEBC. huyu mzee bana
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Uncle Sam
5 years
Nilikuwa nishaanza kusoma Na kikuyu
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
5 years
Urathi wa Cohen: Sarah Wairimu hakutajwa kwenye urathi. 50% ya nyumba yake amwachia dadake. 25% ya nyumba yake awaachia wapwa. 25% ya nyumba yake amwachia nduguye. Pesa zilizoko kwenye benki amwachia dadake. Murgor: Wairimu ana haki ya kurithi mali ya mumewe #NipasheWikendi
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Kîhîî kîahûna kîraga cuwe macine ikûmbî
@brianmutinda_
Mutinda
4 years
Why is Quickmart still jazaing their shelves with 32" TVs like we are in 2011?
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Uncle Sam
8 months
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Uncle Sam
2 years
shida ya ushago ni unaeza kuwa unatoka ulevi upatane na punda ikiwa roundi zake ikupige mateke ukufe
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Uncle Sam
3 years
academic writers
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Kikuyu men wakiwa by pass sipping brown bottles alafu mmoja aulize ithe wa Kamau ii Kamau waku akoragwo university ku?
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Uncle Sam
2 years
@_malowaa
she/her
2 years
Mnaogopa vasectomy, mimba pia mnaruka, eating raw is also nice. Mnataka aje nyinyi?
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Uncle Sam
4 years
ukienda China kufunza kizungu alafu wakatae na mshahara
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Uncle Sam
2 years
kihii kîa huna kiraga cuwe macine ikûmbî.
@HeemMufc
Baba Ramilah ❁
2 years
This year kama hauwezi nunua gari jaribu hata umalize mwaka na iPhone bas
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Uncle Sam
2 years
just like it's leaders??
@Son_of_Laikipia
Wamutahi
2 years
Nakuru is wet😔.
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Uncle Sam
1 year
@bellringr
chrisinti
1 year
@Gicherengo Huyu jamaa Stoke ya aishangi ama Ana customer
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Uncle Sam
2 years
The easiest way to get drugged at a club..
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Boda boda riders wana go through it sana.
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Uncle Sam
3 years
bandits.. weeee
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Uncle Sam
6 years
😂 😂 😂 😂
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Uncle Sam
1 year
Kesho nakuja hio Nairobi yenu na waru straight from kinangobu. nauza gunia ikiwa mzima mzima uniambie unataka nikuletee wapi?
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Spain vs Italy #ESP #ITA
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Girls don't even tell you they like you they just start talking to you all day
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Mejja was making hits while that malnourished Ashanti was still learning how to walk
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Uncle Sam
3 years
ama kenya ilikuwa hospitali ya wendawazimu alafu tukakuwa wengi ikafanywa country?
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Uncle Sam
6 years
Spinach ndo itoshe watu more than three lazima upike nusu acre
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Uncle Sam
4 months
She thinks guys selling illicit need licenses to do it.
@StandardKenya
The Standard Digital
4 months
Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru orders the withdrawal of licences for bars in the county to allow for fresh verification process, says move to strike out illicit brewers.
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Uncle Sam
4 years
it is not even a debate
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Uncle Sam
5 years
AIC KIJABE DOES THIS FOR FREE!!! Rt
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Uncle Sam
2 years
very nice
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Uncle Sam
5 years
So mama wa kufua came to my house and drunk wine she can’t walk 😫😫😫😫😫😫
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Girls: Your hi in the DM should be accompanied with what you want me:
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Uncle Sam
4 years
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Uncle Sam
3 years
I shouldn't be laughing but ooh here we go
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Uncle Sam
7 years
When you can't steal points so you want to steal hair
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Uncle Sam
2 years
😂 😂 😂 😂
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Uncle Sam
2 years
There was of course a better way to report but how will CNN win the poverty Olympics in Africa?
@indimulii_
Jobu
2 years
Hii kazi pia sio Rahisi, what if you pick some disease? Kwanza ameingiza hadi kanyunyui kwa hio maji chafu
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3 years
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Uncle Sam
2 years
One year later..... Kenya power?
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Uncle Sam
7 months
Hamkusema soko iko mbaya hivi? Huyu anataka nianze game 3-0 na first born ako 27. I'm 26.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
fanya hivi itikia kimeumana enroll online classes za any degree ju uko na pesa unipee logins. Kazi yako ni kulipa school fees na ku attend graduation.
@SakajaJohnson
Sakaja Arthur Johnson
2 years
I will be on the Ballot on 9th Aug 2022. We will not be cowed by the threats, coercion and intimidation by President Uhuru Kenyatta and the State. The purported revocation by CUE is null and void for the reasons below:-
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Kesho asubuhi na mapema Jalang'o anarudi ku sanitize.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
humans are born with two fears only fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds the rest they gain during their development.
@Dreymwangi
drey
2 years
Kwa nini watoto huwa hawaogopi nyoka?
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Uncle Sam
6 years
Brain cell 1: kata mutura ya 80 Brain cell 2: kata mutura ya 50 alafu ya 30 Mouth : kata ya Kumi.. Ongezea ya kumi kata ingine ya kumi haya ongezea ingine ya kumi na kachubura alafu si unikatie ingine ya kumi
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Uncle Sam
6 years
2 hours at the hospital and no nurse has given me head. Porn hub are a scam
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Uncle Sam
6 years
There is always that one reply
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Uncle Sam
1 year
shiet free kick unaeza piga kama Roberto Carlos.
@djbee254
Bee
1 year
Checking in for the #GoodFriday party ♠️.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
I was happy when Kimemia lost to Badilisha. This guy had people dig a 5.8Km trench that was 2m deep to deter hippopotamus from leaving a drying lake Ol Bollosat.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
ladies and gentlemen the president of the republic of Kenya
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Yesterday my friend was drugged at Quiver Lounge 😭😭
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Uncle Sam
11 months
😂 😂 😂
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Uncle Sam
2 years
kenya watu normal ni wawili
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Uncle Sam
3 years
clubs owners that had the monopoly to operate past curfew hours are not happy
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Uncle Sam
2 years
badala ufanye first aid and the necessary precautions kitu ya kwanza ni kupiga Picha ku post!
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Kenyans wanafuliza 57 million per HOUR. This country is messed up
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Uncle Sam
4 years
Kijabe Hospital are now offering chemotherapy sessions and they are affordable probably the cheapest in the country at the moment if you have medical insurance. Rt
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Uncle Sam
2 years
haha thekete mani
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Uncle Sam
3 years
The greatest footballer of all time has decided to never celebrate a goal after a Kenyan based coffin maker criticized his celebration style on Twitter, according to BBC Africa.
@EricNjiiru
Eric Njiru
3 years
No way he did SiUUUUU after scoring a penalty against Luxembourg 😭😭
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Uncle Sam
5 months
Talking stage haija last 24 hours. Ako na kamzigo kana join form one
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3 years
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@gikuyu254
Gîthioro wa Nguraî
3 years
Imenyi, sisi kadere tunafaa kuwork aje from home?
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Kinyua after amemaliza kupeleka ruracio embu: Uncle wa asali: Ee we hVe something small that belongs to you
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Uncle Sam
4 months
Mwenye hii shipment ata hana haja ya kuuliza dere mzigo iko wapi. Anaingia tu online.
@TeyaKevin
Ole Teya
4 months
Watu wa Kitale we will never beat the allegations.
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Uncle Sam
4 years
BTW nauza viazi gunia na pia napima na ndoo... retweet my customer would be on your timeline
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Uncle Sam
5 years
You found out they are packaging water in glass bottles before finding out unakuliwa dem
@maktejah_
Maktejah Brian™ 🚘
5 years
Packaging of water with glass bottles.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Me to my auntie of harrier when she wants to suck my kanyunyui for the 10th time a day
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Uncle Sam
3 years
Victoria Kimani and lupita
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Wakinipea Hustler Fund.
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Uncle Sam
2 years
Karen Nyamu wau? Karen Nyamu wau?
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2 years
thekete mani
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Uncle Sam
5 years
Rich and expensive women don’t care much about what you do or what you’re eating once they like you but these broke bantu dragons will always ask for shit they can’t afford on their own to set standards to their fellow broke bitches
@KimWellaMusic
Barnoty©
5 years
Mrembo kutoka rich families akipull kejani ako willing kukula hata murenda bana but these other poverty stricken ones hudai upike hadi French cuisine bana.
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Uncle Sam
1 year
unauziwa shamba 70k na unpelekwa site viewing na ndege..... Kuna watu watalia sana
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Uncle Sam
3 years
back to school finally 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Uncle Sam
3 years
fast forward after leaving @KijabeHospital ♥❤️❤️❤️
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Uncle Sam
1 year
Karen is about to drop a very controversial video that was probably recorded 2 years ago
@SamSamido
Samidoh .
1 year
Safari ya Samburu 🎶🎶
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Uncle Sam
2 years
this is unnecessary
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