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@GeorgeiQwatson
George iQ Watson
1 year
We are FUCKED
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@GeorgeiQwatson
George iQ Watson
6 months
So you are COVERING @kibeandy kids but you couldn’t COVER his Yafreeka event? Maumbwa nyinyi @K24Tv !!
@K24Tv
K24 TV
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Andrew Kibe spends quality time with his children.
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George iQ Watson
7 months
@Shadaya_Knight To the husbands of all my Exes: that Junior of yours scoring Es in math and speaking English like a Mûrang’a villager yet you and her have 6 degrees between y’all, she swallowed. You’re welcome
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George iQ Watson
2 months
TikTok - for real!! NYC Mayor Eric Adams gives P Diddy a key to the city in September 2023. Adam's aide and fundraiser were also raided by the FBI recently Jay Z and T.D. Jakes are next …
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George iQ Watson
6 months
10K per dog Monthly Subscription 47 dog-clients Bad economy for whom?
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Wewe Kibe tafuta inhaler venye @evenmaina alikushow And stay away from the balcony
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@kibeandy
Andrew Kibe
6 months
Usitishwe @KhalifKairo , huyu mzee hana meno, hii yote ni yumbet
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George iQ Watson
8 months
Unfazed Luo king
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George iQ Watson
4 months
There’s a Swahili saying: “A bull is a bull. A bull is not a bird” But I forgot the words in Swahili🤣
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Best night sleep of the week It’s like “counting sheep”
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Naomi Campbell narrates her side of the Elsa Majimbo story
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George iQ Watson
8 months
Guess who…. Hii imeenda 😓
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Showing him all the cool tricks in the air ndio aendeleshe legacy ya Mzee (next lesson: Saxophone😁)
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khalif kairo
6 months
showing him all the nicest joints in town ndo aendeleshe legacy ya Mzee (na si ule wa Saxophone😁). Huyu atawasumbua sana, Wacha tu🤣
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George iQ Watson
6 months
“Perfect” for @evenmaina by Ed Sheeran
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Plot thickens for Pascal Tokodi
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Grace Ekirapa disgusted by weak Pascal Tokodi
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George iQ Watson
6 months
OPEN LETTER TO KENYAN YOUNG MEN Elon Musk and I are the same age. But Elon does not remind you of your father- I do; so I’m the Mzee. When Elon uses “curse words” on international media platform it doesn’t bother you; but @kibeandrew ’s does because it’s Kibe and and not Elon
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Usher Halftime Show at the SuperBowlLVII
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George iQ Watson
7 months
Adriana Wanjiku was warned by Shafie Weru and even by the gorgeous bbg Kamene Goro against what happened to her Kwani ni wa Meru
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George iQ Watson
6 months
My friend @KhalifKairo Take your son with you on vacations ( this is my then 11-yr old in Cancun Mexico) and introduce him to his world… Tokyo NY Seattle Kingston- s Pl io Kawangware. Let him watch you in your beast mode cutting deals; listen in on business conversations.
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khalif kairo
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cool kid amepigwa trauma
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George iQ Watson
8 months
Unfortunately @OwinoSueh women out here are not interested in recipes- they weren’t curious about how to cook before you BUT the men are willing to pay premium for the food you cook for your husssssband Start an exclusive, reservations-only restaurant where we can pay 10s of
@OwinoSueh
Owino Sueh
9 months
I cook everyday for my husband If interested in a weekly meal plan with recipes go to my profile click on the link it will send you to my WhatsApp and you can order from there 🥰 #suehowino #SuehGang #housewife #recipes #foodblogger
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4 months
Grace Ekirapa kicks out Pascal Tokodi Kínúthia
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George iQ Watson
3 months
Jowie Irungu is a product of the company he chose to keep That company led him to the death sentence Monica Kimani too Her choice of the company she kept led to her death Jacque Maribe is a product of the company she keeps Through which she gets the results she deserves
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George iQ Watson
6 months
“None of the people from my past are here; you all are” @kibeandy
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George iQ Watson
7 months
Yesterday went to University College London to seek a teaching position but they told me I needed to work on my English and recommended a TOEFEL course under a reputable professional with an excellent command of the language Y’all know anyone who can help?
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George iQ Watson
6 months
My fellow Old Men Nelson Mandela and Indian prime minister Narendra Modi can’t fit in a tiny Cayenne We prefer BMW 750Li
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@KhalifKairo
khalif kairo
6 months
Old like @GeorgeiQwatson but still gets the job done
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Leave politics to politicians
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Lakini @evenmaina hataki gari mzee. But not to worry; I got a deal for you …
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khalif kairo
6 months
Ii gari Elder wetu Mzee @GeorgeiQwatson na maboyz wake kina JM Kariuki , Bildad Kaggia na Robert “Bobby” Ouko walitekanga mabaddies wengi sana enzi za Baba Jayden😁
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George iQ Watson
9 months
YouTube kicked @kibeandy out of YouTube Yafreeka shall kick YouTube out of Africa Ngûcû na Ngûcûcû
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Andrew Kibe going through Pascal Tokodi love letters to Grace Ekirapa
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@GeorgeiQwatson
George iQ Watson
5 months
JKIA leaking white privilege
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George iQ Watson
5 months
Starlet Wahu and John Matara are both victims of a violent crime. Pastor Kanyari among others should be investigated as potential perpetrators. Ask yourself before you go yapping about this half baked story: Where is the CCTV video of John getting out of the room and ending up
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George iQ Watson
11 months
Alfa seeds Beta needs
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George iQ Watson
9 months
It’s Full on, all hands on deck with YaFreeKA
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Here’s a better story: @kipmurkomen had to repeat Standard 8 so he could get better grades to join high school. Seeing that St. Joseph High School, Kitale was not providing the foundation for the dreams he had, he transferred to St. Patrick’s High School, Iten before joining
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Gabriel Oguda
6 months
The Hustler Gov't wishes to inform hustlers who have no crocodile belt to kindly tighten their wrist watches due to the high cost of living. We thank God for Poikilotherms.
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Our Ngeo is back in Nairobi Who’s buying lunch?
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George iQ Watson
10 months
Gals ALMOST speaking the truth
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George iQ Watson
1 year
Like a kid in a toy store
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George iQ Watson
5 months
MEN In your 20s you are not a “social drinker” You drink to fit in You are a pushover You drink to belong You drink to be accepted You drink because of peer pressure Drinking derails your judgement and the WORST PART IS it demands a share of your income for the rest of
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George iQ Watson
4 months
The prophesy of Pascal Tokodi He rejected @kibeandy free advice. He might want to consider the free DNA offer
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George iQ Watson
4 months
Feminism destroys women and rob them of their life’s purpose and meaning
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George iQ Watson
8 months
Kikuyu Wives Export Kill-Me-Slowly Tactics Worldwide
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Iko Nini’s Mwavi @Mwafreeka is a @YouTube ’s Kenyan little bitch
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Showing him all the nicest joints in LONDON, United Kingdom ndio aendeleshe legacy ya Mzee (Saxophone and all😁). Huyu hatapeleka shawty Kempenski. Wacha tu🤣
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khalif kairo
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showing him all the nicest joints in town ndo aendeleshe legacy ya Mzee (na si ule wa Saxophone😁). Huyu atawasumbua sana, Wacha tu🤣
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George iQ Watson
6 months
I will NOT stop! I’ll beat her again tonight. CALL POLICE
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Why is @KhalifKairo name missing? Did the corporate kenya feminists do their did AGAIN?
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khalif kairo
9 months
Like and retweet this tweet if you believe @PulseLiveKenya is operated by FRAUDS😄
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George iQ Watson
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As a teenager I fucked your mother in the maize plantations and we continued until she was 23. Then in my 20s I hooked up with your mother’s cousin until she was 23. In my 30s I hooked up with your mother’s niece until she was 23. In my 40s been fucking several of your
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Bella
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In this life, make sure you don't skip some stages.. Haha.. They will haunt you 😁
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George iQ Watson
2 months
. Women are more logical than men When and where it matters most
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George iQ Watson
3 months
It’s not too late to send DCI Juja za kabej 0793 052 349
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George iQ Watson
11 months
Soy Boys
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George iQ Watson
5 months
Men: Minimize your needs Uncomplicate your life Simplify your routine Constantly have things to look forward to Do not involve women in your planning. They may be on the plan like a burger on the menu but not in the kitchen like the chef
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Whips for Chief Simp🤣
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George iQ Watson
7 months
When bread approaches its “sell by date”, they display it at the front row of the shelf and more importantly, they hide the fresh bread at the very back This tweet is not about bread
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George iQ Watson
3 months
Benny Hinn and Bishop Johanna same WhatsApp
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George iQ Watson
6 months
What do Coast People say about cat’s spirits 🤔
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Kenya’s Corporate Lesbians are the Reason We Can’t Have Good Things
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Repulsive Pose
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Pierré Kundi
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Ngeo in all her Ngeoness!
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George iQ Watson
6 months
This @krgthedon has no idea the WhoHurtYouClub is run by the WeHurtYouClub
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George iQ Watson
6 months
“I’ll be a millionaire very soon… are you a responsible builder or a destroyer?” The Dog Walker
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Prophet @kibeandy Unleashed
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@GeorgeiQwatson
George iQ Watson
6 months
How dare him!! Hizo advices amekupea mrundishie
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KOT Socha 🇰🇪
6 months
Kumbe Andrew kibe anakunywa pombe na kuvuta sigara despite advices huwa anatupea,,,,what is happening in this world 🤦
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Mr.Canada at my local Who’s close by to join us?
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Promise Kept Thank you @DCI_Kenya
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Mafisi Assemble
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7 months
Valentine’s Day’s 1962
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George iQ Watson
5 months
Merri ass Christmas, y’all Stay loyal
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George iQ Watson
6 months
PUT IT IN A SONG/VIDEO Oliver Anthony, the symbol of Populist Rage is raking $40,000 EVERY DAY on Spotify & iTunes
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George iQ Watson
1 month
This pickup truck can make you rich in Kinangop if you use it to transport farm produce and milk Or if you are a politician na unaitumia kuuza cera zako with posters and loudspeakers
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Look at @kibeandy at a candy🍭 shop🤣
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George iQ Watson
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, Sonko teaches Kibe the 3rd Law of Power
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6 months
A slave is not the builder
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Guess who! Mr. Canada himself
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George iQ Watson
7 months
Why are these two avoiding addressing each other by name ? Are their egos bigger than their crush for each other?
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George iQ Watson
9 months
FINALLY we have a name and an ugly face of the Corporate Kenya Lesbians that hate men and try to cancel their channels and content She is @anyikowoko -single both when heterosexual and when a lesbian Miserable people spread misery fr
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@kibeandy
Andrew Kibe
9 months
I remember the move you pulled while I was at NRG radio when you brought Redsan for an interview. You’re probably the trashiest human in the entertainment industry in Kenya right now. Go cancel your nyanye puny biatch!
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George iQ Watson
4 months
The older she gets The more religious she becomes Jesus promises to wash all sins Not the guilt Sorry
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George iQ Watson
8 months
A very short story…
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George iQ Watson
11 months
Real life princess
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George iQ Watson
2 months
THINK ABOUT IT: At the same age you are in rn Your parents went through the same Challenges, difficulties and Uncertainties as you The difference is this: they did all that while raising you and your ain’tShit siblings AND THEY MADE IT LOOK EASY! You can barely stay
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George iQ Watson
6 months
@kibeandy Photoshopped! Watu sio wajinga bwana! Unless the gay he/she Edgar HoeBare posts it“…masogynist blogger Kibe spending quality time with his children…” it OR you post a video I’m not going to believe it😎
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Githeri Media Star Sam Gituku Leads The Village Pack Against Ruto
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George iQ Watson
5 months
She tells you she loves you? LIE! A woman has zero capability to love a man A woman respects, honors, obey and follow the man Hii ingine ni pang’anga
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Cate Actress & Director Phil Files: If you make her your star She’ll make you her fan
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George iQ Watson
5 months
Dear watu wa C kwa KCSE: you are the future entrepreneurs who will attain a sustainable financial freedom and also employ the A & B students Si ni mimi nawashow😎
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George iQ Watson
2 months
Gentlemen I know this sounds counter intuitive But when you say NO to a woman’s manipulation She respects you She respects even your shadow Say NO even before she finishes that sentence Say NO even when she changes her voice Say NO even when she plays victim and
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George iQ Watson
8 months
She said what she said
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George iQ Watson
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. Gentlemen Do NOT respect women Respect yourself Then women will level up
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George iQ Watson
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. Kibe is right: men do not get depressed Men get disappointed Disappointment ignites the Holy Anger of God in a man which in turn activates the problem solving system that man inherited from God at Creation
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George iQ Watson
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Naomi Campbell did Elsa Majimbo makeup- she did not make her Holy Peter of Hollywood 💀
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George iQ Watson
9 months
Mwavi @Mwafreeka Emerges as Chair of Muungano Choir 🎼
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George iQ Watson
2 months
Dj Joe Mfalme was guilty until he was proven rich His hypeman, MC Ballo was innocent until he was proven poor
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George iQ Watson
1 year
Congratulations to Akothe and Omosh on their wonderful wedding. To many more! 🍾🎉🎊🎈
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George iQ Watson
5 months
@EzekielMutua Shut the FAKup deputy Jesus @EzekielMutua And shave that ridiculous mustache you silly he-goat
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George iQ Watson
2 years
@elonmusk It’s a Texas thing 😎
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. Kibe meets Sonko Revisits old beef
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George iQ Watson
9 months
HEART TO HEART The race against time in organ transplants
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George iQ Watson
1 year
@MrBlackOG The internet never forgets
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Mimi! I was fucking your mother when she was pregnant with you because I knew the pastor had impregnated her but they schemed to lay it on your Kafukuswi (whom you think is your) dad Ask her
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Wewe umepata Dem juzi unaongea nini
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George iQ Watson
6 months
Luxembourg it is! Yule Shawty wa above-the-knee evening dress alisema mtoto wake hawezi zaliwa Kawangware. Sasa Mzeee has to do house-hunting in the richest country on earth before the bump starts showing. Nani anajua Njoro wa Mburoti area ya Diekirch? 🤣🤣
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George iQ Watson
10 months
Kînûthia thinks she’s joking…
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