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Albert Einstein used to copy my assignment.

At the feet of Mt. Kenya
Joined November 2012
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 months
General ameingia. Sasa nataka kuwaskumia bets, hapa tunaomoka wallahi. Whoever opens 1X bet and makes a first deposit, I'm refunding.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Mamangu akifanya makosa kama hii then niteseke baadaye tunaweza kosana mbaya sana. Yaani I had the chance to be born with s silver spoon na wewe nyege zako zikakupeleka kwa mvuta bangi Dandora.
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2 years
Yesterday I went drinking with 2 girls. One born 2001 and the other born 2002, both KMTC students. All I can say is the future of this country is not bright.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
Size 8 may look like she's okay in gospel industry but deep down she wants to post a twerking video.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 month
Morio alitumiwa 5100 on Sato from a new number. Sato no calls or reversal. Jana tukiona games bado no call or reversal. Akaitisha whitecap sita sita na choma 1kg. Leo ndio amepigiwa simu na budake akaambiwa ati ni jirani anataka amnunulie solar flood light. 😭😭😭
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
9 months
Dem anaitwa milaya kesi inaharakishwa mbio mbio but Kianjokoma brothers were murdered and justice has never been served.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
10 months
Tuliiba simiti 60 na foreman mkamba tukauza mia tano tano. Tukagawana equally. The following day Mutiso akapee manager his 15k akamwambia niliuza simiti najaribu kum bribe asiseme. Manager akaniita akaniambia "ukipata deal kama hii tunapiga na wewe wachana na huyo mjinga"
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Wangui Ngirici gave my sister personal bursary ya 30,000. My mum didn't vote for her, my sister didn't register as a voter. I'm never trusting women bruuuh. Ata mamangu 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Women are not people. We were joking in office, the HR told me "Arnold umeanza kupata kipara na hujaoa, hakuna msichana atakukubali" I responded "Nitaoa single mum ako 35+ kama wewe" She reported me to the CEO.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Our women reps when Mama Ngina Poor women is attacked. give birth on the road.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
"Hello mum, kwa BBI wanasema tu Null and Void, ongeza bei ya mafuta."
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Kuna morio wangu aliamua kusurprise dem yake. Akapita backstreet tao saa sita usiku akachukua six pack ya Guinness na ya guarana. Huyooo hadi Ngong. Kufika akaambiwa na watchie, usiende huko, yule mzee humlipia nyumba ako huko. Ilibidi wakate hiyo waters na watchie. Morio is me.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
11 months
Sasa mimi niteseke kupata pesa in my 20s and early 30s, madem agemates wanakuliwa na wababa then tukifika 35, niko na kakitu anataka nimuoe. Kwangu sio retirement home. I'm going for those 22 yr old hunnies.
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@GeneralWaitish
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Unakulanga dem kama huyu, ukiwa shot ya pili dakika ya 15 unashindwa nini unafanya, ndio umwage unaanza kufikiria kienyeji yule hukam magizani. Ukimwaga unajiangusha nahuko unaanza kukumbuka pesa umetumia na that garbage pussy unalala hadi asubuhi.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Nime apply job ya Civil Engineer huko kwenu for the 6th time. I personally dropped my CV ndio isipotelee Posta. This round msiponipee kazi najileta Barabara Plaza tumalizane kiwanaume.
@KURAroads
Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA)
2 years
We promised...We delivered....The Dualling of Eastern Bypass will soon enable motorist drive from JKIA to Thika road via Utawala in less than 40 minutes...Construction progress currently at 72%
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@GeneralWaitish
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5 years
Oya buda @UKenyatta it is not yet over. SACK CS Kiunjuri SACK CS NAJIB BALALA SACK CS James Macharia SACK CS Charles Keter SACK CS Henry Rotich SACK CS Chelugui SACK all CSs SACK your DP @Wiiliam_S_Ruto And finally RESIGN! #CabinetReshuffle #MrPresidentTumechoka
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
9 months
Kijana alitoka campus at 25 anataka kuanzia 2-0 na mumama ako 38. Unafikiria mbona hajaolewa at 38? Mbona baba za watoto wamemuacha? You think you're a better man than those men? You think you're deputy Jesus?
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@GeneralWaitish
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1 year
Ata watu hudinywa kwa nyasi kama nyoka ndio wanunuliwe pombe Kwa event wanaita wengine maskini.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Some women are very direct, hadi unaogopa.
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
Gentlemen, this is a space. Dem akikukatia huwa unaingia box haraka ama huwa unajifanya kidogo before uingie?
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
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Rick Ross The Boss is very happy to reunite with his dad Harun Mwau. #RickRossInNairobi
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Oya @AbabuNamwamba kuna petite mwingine hapa.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 months
Ababu and Kairo, uwanja ni wenu.
@Kriisstie_M
Chebet.
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Wassup baby, take me out to dinner
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KABABA
5 months
I was today years old when I learnt that the Sportpesa cofounder and CEO Karauri is a son of former Tigania MP, Adams Karauri. Enyewe hii Kenya kuanzia zero or negative to make it utapigana hadi na shetani na ukishinda malaika akuvunje mguu.
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KABABA
1 year
Amerix just tells boys not to marry single mums, quit alcohol, unfat, save and invest. The only men pressed by this are men who started 1-0 like you, fat men and male feminists who want to impress TL hoes. Otherwise why would you be concerned?
@mwabilimwagodi
TL Elder
1 year
The only reason Amerix has a career in teaching "masculinity" classes on here is because his baby mama woke up one day, took everything and left. This is a terrible experience for any man, but it his personal experience. He needs to get over it and start a new life.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
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My morio wanted to start 1-0 na mtoi wa 8 years. Juu Mimi hukua ng'ombe, nili mbully hadi akaachana na huyo dem. Huyo mdem huniona anaskia kutapika.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
William Ruto is very smart. He won't avenge publicly but the things he'll do to Uhuru, Kenyatta family, Joho, Atwoli, Matiang'i, Kibicho, Junet, Ngilu and the rest ni shetani tu anajua.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Being blueticked by a 20 year old lady hurts different especially for us 35+. Naweza kalaani kasiwahi pata bwana.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
6 months
Nabii haogopangi kudinyiwa na hizi trips zote.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
After Aoko haka ndio kaliingia kichinjio. Kakienda 3 years katakua kanaketi ikus inatoa moshi juu ya kupepetwa. Hao majamaa wa ODM sio mchezo.
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KABABA
10 months
Nyanyako ata pesa ya wazee haimfikii but you're worried about withdrawal of Mama Ngina's security. Huoni wewe ni mbwa?
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KABABA
2 years
Boniface Mwangi explaining to the court why Alfred Mutua should pay child support to Juliani's kid after Lilian goes bankrupt.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Hello @ntsa_kenya you had an alert. Blarefackin you did nothing, we've lost lives.
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Dantorish
1 year
@ntsa_kenya yesterday I travelled from Nairobi to Nakuru and I noticed these "TEAM SWAT" matatus are overspeeding and carelessly overlapping/overtaking. This is a disaster in waiting. What happened to the speed governors? @Ma3Route @KindikiKithure @kipmurkomen
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
3 years
Ile siku Kenyatta family itaingilia biashara ya mortuary waanze kutuua ovyo ovyo ndio mtaandamana.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Rare images of Dr. Robert Ouko and Matiba preparing to welcome former president Mzee Moi. #RIPMoi
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KABABA
1 year
Arab men are Muslims, they don't eat pork.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
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My Kirinyaga people hukua crackheads tupu. Wale vijana walikua wa Mungiki ya 2008 wenye walihepa wasiuliwe hua wanarudi home wanauawa the same day. Unawekaje grudge 16 years.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Winnie Odinga needed humbling. She was soo proud and arrogant. During the campaign period, I never heard Ruto's kids insulting Raila. Perhaps, bad upbringing.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 months
Kuna dem psycho alinifungia kwake 4 days. Alikubali nitoke after gacuthe imekataa kusimama kabisaa ata akiiweka Kwa mdomo. Tulitoa nguo akaenda akaficha kwa friend yake. Nilikua nashinda na leso.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
4 months
Dear men, have you ever been chipoed yaani dem kukupeleka kwake? This is a safe space.
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4 years
This man wanted to commit suicide at Nairobi-Naivasha SGR railway line. He remained there for 5 days but realised there has never been a single train using that line since it was opened. President Uhuru Kenyatta and white elephant projects.
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KABABA
4 months
Hi @Wavinya_Ndeti Kwani ni wewe unakamuliwa unaweka picha yako hapo. Hii ni pesa ya serikali.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
4 months
Governor Wavinya Ndeti launches Maziwa ya Mama program to give free milk to public ECDE students in Machakos
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
11 months
Step fathers wanasave pesa ya kurudisha watoto shule next week, deadbeat dads wako Naivasha na 22 yr old babes.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
Ferdinand Waititu paid for a dairy cattle benchmarking trip to Rwanda only for MCAs to learn that Rwandese farmers import their heifers from Kiambu county. Wapi makofi ya Waititu jameni. .👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #TheseGovernors
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Chapati mistress hukua amekasirikia kila mtu ni kama ni sisi tulionyesha bwanake madem warembo ndio amuache.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
Kikuyu aunts are the most tribalistic and materialistic lot you'll ever find. They be like mmmmmmmmh yaani Ciru aliolewa na jaruo/baruya/ ikamba/ ukafi/ sumari etc. But wait till that lady is married by a rich old white man, aki Ciru aliangukia kimzungu kiko na pesa Kama saitani.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Hamkuli njahi, Hamkuli omena, Hamkuli sijui nini but kulamba matako na kuma mko mstari wa kwanza. Ngui ici.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
A famous Eldoret Tycoon realized his wife was being chewed by a lawyer. He hired spies to track her and set up secret cameras. He compiled a 1hr video of the wife having sex with the guy. Man invited the wife's family and friends for a party, wakikula akawawekea hiyo video.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Martha Karua kalikua kashajiona rais wa Kenya. Kalikua kameona vile Baba atapiga ndore 2024 kaachiwe kiti. Boniface Mwangi alikua ameona vile atakua first lady ama ni first Ben10. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Unaongea juu ya dating na ulishindwa na familia. Kwenye ulikua umeolewa Thika ulipotea ukaachia mzee mtoto wa 5 months.
@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🌾🍚
1 year
Never Date unambitious Man 🤧🤧🤧 mtakula Ugali mayai mpaka mpate malnutrition
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Hello Health CS Mutahi Kagwe, come outside. Kenyans just want to talk about Brenda and Brian.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
Sportpesa aside. Let's talk agriculture. Coffee..........dead Sugarcane...dead Pyrethrum...dead Cotton..........dead Horticulture..dead Tea....ICU Rice...ICU Dairy..ICU Meanwhile Kenyatta empire...thriving Moi empire....thriving Odinga empire...thriving Sugoi empire...thriving
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KABABA
4 years
No Governor, senator, MP, Women rep or MCA should be brought to Nairobi for Coronavirus treatment, take them to their county hospitals so that they understand the importance of improving healthcare for everyone.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
10 months
Ukiwahi enda job upate majority ni Wakamba, start plotting your exit plan.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Malaya hushangaa sana vile wanawake wengine wako kwa ndoa.
@MjayWambui
WAMBUI 😘
1 year
We were having a conversation with someone and she said, she has to ask her husband for permission, I was so shocked!! PERMISSION???
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KABABA
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Sheila Mwanyigha and Sanaipei Tande thought they would be young & hot forever. They followed the feminist route thinking they're special. Saai wako 45, hua wanapost thirst traps advertising themselves like Maasai cows Kwa soko ya Ntulele.
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Unapost dem yako mkiwa Kwa private jet then msee anasema amemdinya hadi akachoka. Na watu wanaconfirm ni ukweli. Naweza ruka kutoka Kwa hiyo ndege bila parachute.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Unaweza ishi na wife 17 years na hutawahi ona ID yake. Unamjua tu Maggie unajiambia ni Margaret kumbe anaitwa Magneta na ni 4 years older than you.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Hello CS Mutahi Kagwe, if I'm not wrong, President Uhuru Kenyatta's kids are youths, Ruto's kids are youths, Raila Odinga's son is a youth, can you mobilize them first and we will join them. Ama ulikua unamaanisha sisi watoto wa maskini pekee?
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@GeneralWaitish
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Men, ukienda klabu waiters and waitresses wanalipwa na commission, nunua Kwa morio. Foolish men want to impress waitresses thus ladies go with 2k+ commission, 3k tip + ile 500 ya mshahara. Morio anaenda home na 500 pekee na ako na family na dem ni wa 21 yrs with no kids.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
3 months
Corporate women are frauds. Saai kuna mwenye ako Kwa ofisi akijifanya vile ako busy na deep down ashajinunulia maua anategea saa nne iletwe na nduthi na ajifanye ako very surprised.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 months
Hii mwaka tunakula kienyeji food pekee. Btw hakuna kitu nimenunua hapa, all of them are from my kasmall farm in Kirinyaga.
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KABABA
2 years
One of my morios alioa dem wa form 4 na alipata D+ but ni mrembo na haga kubwa ta sere. Mans complains daily how dumb the wife is, ati you can't have any conversation, kazi ni Nigerian movies tu. Ninja kila jioni heri ikununulie pombe hadi saa tatu juu haitaki kwenda home.
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KABABA
4 years
Me too #IStandWithBosibori . He is one of us. He is our brother.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
My friend went to pay dowry at Kangema, Murang'a county last Saturday. During negotiations, he was told to pay an extra 100K as kid's upbringing expenses. Man didn't know the lady had a kid. My man ain't speaking since Saturday, he's just swallowing alcohol.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
10 months
Kino malaya bikra kumamaye. You tax us to death na Bado unakopa. Tupatane kesho.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
10 months
IMF approves Ksh142 billion loan for Kenya
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KABABA
5 years
😂😂😂 Nyashinski is goals😂😂😂 Unakula life na hawa hoes, mnavuta mihadarati, unawaongezea mileage, unawaharibu kabisa. Then time ikifika unawaangusha kama chuma moto unaoa decent God fearing lady. Hoes wanabaki kua bitter feminists.
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KABABA
11 months
Anxiety attacks ni za Runda, Muthaiga and Karen kids. Hiyo yako ya Kutus ni gathitima, toa lock uache kutusumbua.
@WaPishori
Wairimu Wa Pishori 🌾🍚
11 months
Anxiety attacks at 8 Am 😭😭😭
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KABABA
5 years
Okay. Just allow me to give up on my Kikuyu brothers. This one stole a crate of whitecap from the lorry that overturned at Roysambu akaenda kuuza kwa jam. Mundu wa Nyumba na pesa ni kama kurogwa.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 months
Mostly she's right but any opinion from a fat woman doesn't count.
@ShankiAustine
SHANKI👑
4 months
Wamama wanakuaga na standards za kipuzi
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
I support CS Mutahi Kagwe's decision to fire KEMRI scientist Dr. Lutomya. How can a Luhya hold such a high position? These are posts reserved for Kikuyus. In fact Kikuyus should lead all major dockets in this country. Let's welcome Kamau Wa Samosa to lead the research team.
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3 years
Nairobi ladies don't want to hustle. All they want is beach life in Lamu, Diani and Kilifi, Instagram pictures at Maasai Mara, road trips to sandy deserts, eating and drinking in Sarova and of course a rich boyfriend to pay for all those in exchange for a wet crack.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
FACT: we don't have real feminists in Kenya. What we have are bitter women who made bad virginal decisions at their early lives, hated men for that and are trying to drag young girls into their mess of single lives and lesbianism. The likes of Caroline Mutoko and Njoki Ndungu.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Baba angekua rais hawa wanaume wawili wangetuonyesha maneno.
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KABABA
2 years
Boniface Mwangi was assured of a CS position. Man alikua ashaanza kupiga hesabu akiwa na Prado ziko na siren driving on the wrong side of Thika superhighway. Lakini Mungu halalangi Kutus. Kutusi nīmūranjigwa😂😂😂
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KABABA
1 year
Aoko aside, Haka before kamalizane na Babu Owino, Ledama, Junet and other goons, katakua kanavaa dress bila panty kuma inapigwa na upepo inapiga mbinja kama Priscilla wa Imani
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
6 years
Mungiki starter pack.
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KABABA
3 years
"If she isn't a virgin don't pay her dowry, why pay for something that another man got for free?" Mzee Kibor
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KABABA
5 years
Kwani hii mimba yako ni ya Maina wa Mboga?
@jijenge_credit
Jijenge Credit Limited
5 years
Ushawai amka ukaanza kucrave cabbage soup?🤣🤣
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
If you think I can't marry a Kikuyu lady after Sarah Wairimu is suspected to have murdered her husband Tob Cohen, you're absofuckinglutely wrong. I'm broke as hell, why would she kill me? The only inheritance she can get is my mshwari & tala loans na deni ya kibanda.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Kalenjins have connections to Australia. Kisiis have connections to the US. Luos have connections to Canada. Kambas have connections to Mlolongo and Pipeline.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Jacque Maribe defines Nairobi girls, they all have 3 guys. 1. Corporate guy- Itumbi. Huyu ni wa kupeana connections za job. 2. Babydaddy - Eric Omondi. Kazi ni kulipa child support. 3. Kitombi Sugu - Jowie. Huyu kazi ni twa twa. Huyu anapiga kitu inatoa moshi ama freno kama FH
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
What Sonko revealed today is just a tip of the iceberg. Anne Thumbi was nominated as an MCA because she was Ken Okoth's clandestine not because she merited. The same thing is happening in political nominations, govt jobs, govt tenders etc. Kenyans, fuck your qualifications!
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Modern Kikuyus don't hate Luos. Modern Kikuyus don't hate Raila because of the things they were taught when young. Modern Kikuyus don't have any problems with any tribe ruling, They just don't like any unruly, arrogant, chaotic, chest thumping, proud humans.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Sitawahi katia dem tunaishi ploti moja. This one will kill me with sex. Kila siku ni " babe kuna baridi nakam tulale pamoja" "beb usipike food leo nimepika food mob" "nakam tuone movie" "nimekumiss nakam kukuona tu" "nimekununulia cans za Guinness" "nakam kukupigia pasi"
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 years
Ungekua cautious ivi kupima dose ya Viagra Mutula Kilonzo hangekufa.
@CarolineMutoko
Caroline Mutoko
2 years
@citizentvkenya Wait ✋️we now have Matatus on the expressway? Courting trouble....
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
No scandal has ever hurt me like this. It's right in my village. Ksh 5M was set aside for construction of the bridge. This structure was still there but very rusty, they just painted it blue and 3months later BOOM grand opening of a new bridge. #CongratulationsGovernor
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KABABA
5 years
How will I explain to my kids that Uhuru's sister(belongs to disadvantaged group) supplied those "mobile clinics" at ksh 1 billion while Prof, Kivutha Kibwana constructed this at ksh 135 million? What's #JamhuriDay it's #NotyetJamhuri !!
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
4 years
Someone tell Waiguru the residents of Kirinyaga elected her because they thought President Uhuru Kenyatta would be spending his nights at Kirinyaga and bring development there. Now that she got married to Kamotho no one gives a flying fcuk about her! #WaiguruSuesKingKaka
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
1 year
Me as a step father nikiachiwa kamzigo akienda salon.
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
2 months
Maybe I'm an idiot but I'm not buying this story. No man will beat a lady because she's dressed like a man, otherwise we would be having 100 cases daily. Tafuteni pesa ya NGO polepole.
@NjeriWaMigwi
Njeri Wa Migwi™
2 months
This is our own staff in Usikimye. She was attacked last night in Gacharage because the men at the stage were angry with her dressing. She dresses like a man they said. Weve spent the day in hospital, unfortunately there is bleeding in one of her eyes and her sight is blurry 1/
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
I met a lady from Dandora who later invited me over to her place. Time ya mechi kufika majambazi wawili wakatokea chini ya bed. Maze nilishikwa vita na wakaniibia ata nguo. Maasai ndio walinipea zile shuka zao. Juu ilikua usiku na sikua na any nilitembea hadi Umo mguu chuma.
@B3laze
Blaze Officiel
5 years
O jewa ke eng ? [Nairobi version]
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
3 months
Married women hukua Facebook, Twitter ni ya single mums.
@Thee_mavERIC
Wachira.
3 months
Kwani married men tu ndio wana have it rough in those houses? I've not seen women collectively complain as men regularly do
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@GeneralWaitish
KABABA
5 years
Wendy Waeni watching porn at 13 years? Wow just wow! Not that I didn't watch porn at 13 but yangu ilikua kuwekea madem kioo chini naona urwaro na nice wiki mzima. Technology tu. #joemwangi
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KABABA
4 years
Hi fundi @OsamaOtero si muungane na mafundi wenzako mtutengenezee ventilators ama kazi yako ni kurepair dildos pekee?
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KABABA
5 years
In case you missed it.😂😂😂
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