it's always so funny to see some oversexualized anime thing and some person says "the creator has never touched a woman" or some shit just to realize the creator is indeed a woman
Usually I'm nonchalant to leak culture but yeah Midori and all those other leakers ruined what def would've been an amazing reveal
We would've all definitely been groaning at the idea of gens ultimate just to be faked out by shadow and everything else amazing that came after
hate to be that guy but they pulled the "guys we got game music!!" in the previews last time too so look forward to party rock anthem and nba youngboy instead
Groundbreaking. Thought provoking. Extremely obvious. Presenting the official title of the
#SonicMovie
sequel: Sonic the Hedgehog 2! Catch
#SonicMovie2
in theatres in 2022.
DigitalTrends posted hands-impressions of
#SonicDreamTeam
. Some details:
* Each level has multiple missions, each of which gets you an orb, which you use to unlock more levels.
* Devs were inspired by Mario Sunshine, Tony Hawk
* Replicates Sonic's early 2000s adventures. 1/2
i haven't gassed up s3k in a minute
At the end of Sonic's story, angel island begins to float again
knuckles' story takes place directly after and the first stage's background reflects that
such a small detail but so important for the immersion
fuck a "porn addict" nigga i wanted to absolutely destroy one of my teachers when i was in high school
porn got absolutely nothing to do with that, being a horny teenager does
Alright Nintendickriders, how about this:
NO POWERUPS
NO SIDEKICK/BROTHER
NO SUPER FORMS
NO INVINCIBILITY
RINGS ALLOWED (for Sonic)
1UPS ALLOWED (for Mario)
WHO wins then? Bc I can go over how the most modern interpretation of Sonic can shatter Mario in a battle with all skills
And I'm better than you. You're a worthless faker. I'm the ultimate lifeform. I move through this world far faster than you do and your arrogance into thinking everything you say or think should not be confronted with, is a testament to your worthless lack of power.
not trying to cook you or anyone else who share these thoughts, but the magic of sonic games is primarily its replayability
the campaign may be like 2 hours in some cases, but these games (even some bad ones) can be played for the rest of your life
you know, you editors/artists would receive way less flak if you just not worded things so passive aggressively lol
like 95% of you do this and wonder why you get so much hate. stuff like this makes you look way worse than you may actually be
what is it about sonic games that attracts these banana eating chimps who pretend to be a manchild for content
at least be funny about it this is just corny
Played sonic superstars. Pros in this 🧵. Will QRT myself with cons
- best feeling sonic game to date. Extremely responsible and plays incredibly well. Huge plus for me as someone who's big on game feel
- animations from the original trilogy translate so well to 3D
1/x
Why I hold sonic colors to such a high regard:
- most polished 3D sonic (minimal jank, minimal intrusive glitches, consistent frame rate)
- revisits aesthetic creativity and originality that sonic is known for
- balanced in platforming/speed
- literally put sonic back on the map
still laughing at this like niggas just tryna solitaire up and he just BOMBS her??? 😭😭
And she had that "ooh that pesky eggman's up to no good again" ass look after this is a legit masterpiece of an opening
you know what game actually taught me a stupid amount about classic sonic physics and how to use it to your advantage?
yeah
i know it sounds odd to some but just let me cook a second--
so here you have it.
wanting sonic to be better means:
- you have unrealistic expectations
- you are entitled
- you are selfish
- you are not a real fan
just thought you guys should know that.
ok there's some mid and ass out there but like
lagoon city act 2 probably one of the best sonic songs i've heard.
thoroughly impressed man they cooked with this song in particular
no, in fact I do not
but too many niggas cannot process the fact that there were people who did like this game which is just dumb
it's not "revisionist history" or whatever bs, there are just people who liked it
It's not that deep
btw, it's not wrong to want more out of sonic than consistent 7/10 games
in fact it's a good thing to want your series to be godlike and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
only actual fucking idiots focus on the concept of "how the game was meant to be played"
even if I bought a game just to throw the disc like a frisbee then that's my prerogative you stupid ass nigga
@Gambito32x
You really pulled out one of the worst boss in the game my man? While ALSO slandering SS Bosses?
Egg Gravitron is bullshit man. There's literally a super small frame from you to hit him from underneath and half the time your rings go flying anyways.
listening to that Jeb video while at work
is this the only sonictuber nigga who actually acknowledged how garbage those stupid, constant callbacks were in frontiers
shits not good writing man, callbacks should be natural not formulaic 😭
Everyone, no matter how good or bad you are, deserves a godlike sonic game.
I don't get how this is controversial. Why WOULDN'T you want your sonic games to be amazing?
Getting “cute vs cool” debates with Sonic again and I want to kill myself
HE’S A CARTOON CHARACTER HIS PORTRAYAL VARIES DEPENDING ON THE TONALITY OF THE SCENARIO WHICH HE IS IN
COOL AND CUTE/FUNNY ARE NOT INHERENTLY OPPOSITES AND SONIC IS A CHARACTER DESIGNED TO BE ADAPTABLE
Cons 🧵
- this game is NOT afraid to trial and error you lol
- bosses have a lot of "I'm untargetable and you gotta deal with my gimmick until I decide to let you hit me" shit (unless your amy in some cases)
- cyberstation zone is actually more gimmicky than previews show
1/x
Played sonic superstars. Pros in this 🧵. Will QRT myself with cons
- best feeling sonic game to date. Extremely responsible and plays incredibly well. Huge plus for me as someone who's big on game feel
- animations from the original trilogy translate so well to 3D
1/x
500M to yakuza 64
300M to persona 6 karting all day
iizuka's pocket change going to sonic frontiers 2 (they have 3 devs and 48 hours to complete it from scratch)
I don't subscribe to that "two cakes" mentality with sonic and mario bc I know my ass would NOT be talking like that if superstars were flexing like this LMAO
speedrunning classic games has taught me that 90% of the niggas waffling about sonic physics actually have no idea what they're talking about, let alone how to make use of it
I've joked about it before but I think Sonic fans have literally forgotten that some objects in the Genesis Sonic games put you into automated segments and it's honestly kind of hilarious?
Here's some additional good signs to me as well.
- unique stages and story
- unique bosses
- unique abilities instead of just being a sonic skin
- presentation is wonderful, was almost hard to tell the difference between graphics and cgi
I really really want to like this video bc this is actually extremely cool and adds to why I love Sonic 1 but man you just chose to be the most annoying nigga possible in demonstrating it 💀
I guess I'll be the one to say that it's weird as shit to make some hypothetical YouTube thumbnail of a real person who doesn't upload anymore and is going through depression
this is a really stupid way of assessing frontiers dlc situation
if there's issues with a game, it's not the fault of those who give the ideas, it's the fault of those who implement them
Stop making this the responsibility of the fans when it never was and never will be
Keep in mind guys. You were the ones who gave kishimoto ideas for the update. He made it difficult because people said frontiers was easy. People said parry is broken, well he gave you perfect parry. Too much automation in the game, he removed automation in the towers.
when I sit back and look at this game, I think that this is a byproduct of a design philosophy conflict during development
like some clearly wanted some expressive movement parkour sonic game
but corporates wanted the super mario galaxy audience to sell on the Wii u