Congress makes bill called “We Love Puppies Act”
whats in it:
1. $300 Billion to Ukraine
2. End Medicare
3. Raise Retirement Age to 85
me: “that sounds like a bad idea”
liberals: “why do you hate puppies”
whats the point of having a $45 million mansion on Lake Tahoe, $16 million mansion in Pacific Heights, $25 million mansion in Aspen, insider traded as a senator to accumulate a nest egg of $200 million
if you have to work at 90?
Ghislaine Maxwell convicted of sex trafficking minors
me: “..and who was she trafficking these minors to 🤔”
Judge: “NOPE! CASE CLOSED! FILE SEALED! MOVING ON”
"They call him Sheriff Joe for a reason," says
@PressSec
of
@POTUS
, as she talks about the infrastructure bill signing ceremony that'll take place this afternoon at the
@WhiteHouse
.
Food insecurity is rising, but Republicans are trying to cut SNAP in the upcoming Farm Bill.
We must fight to increase access to food stamps, not cut them.
Im old enough to remember Biden’s first 2yrs when Democrats controlled House + Senate
and “the parliamentarian” stopped them
Dems dont want to raise the minimum wage because their donors dont want it
this is just theater to keep stupid people voting blue no matter who
vote blue no matter who
—“what about marrianne?”
nope. russian
—“or rfk jr”
he’s russian too
—“ok how ab—
you either vote for biden or you’re destroying democracy
good thing pelosi bought 20,000 shares of nvidia before that $52 billion chip bill passed and sent them lots of free govt money. the value skyrocketed
what a coincidence
cheapest bronze policy I saw cost $3,300 with a deductible of $6,800
which means you need to spend over $10,000 before you receive $0.01 in healthcare
that’s not insurance that’s a scam
Biden Admin is like this:
go on tv for big announcement: “mass pardon for everyone federally convicted marijuana possession”
all the newspapers put it on front page
cable news talks all week
the catch? nobody was in federal prison for marijuana possession = nobody to release
“dont you think it’s a little bit suspicious that anyone who opposes an establishment democrat is suddenly connected to Russia?”
liberals: Shut up Russian!
8yrs of Democrat Propaganda
you either support hillary or you are russian
you either support biden or you are russian
you either vote blue or you are russian
you either support nazis in ukraine or you are russian
🚨Just in: Bill Clinton name is expected to appear in the Epstein list once some of the members become public. Clinton is named as Doe 36 in more than fifty redacted filings.
liberals: jan 6 is why trump must be removed from the ballot to save democracy
also liberals: and remove all the green party candidates, independent candidates like cornel west & rfk jr, and all other democrats whose name isnt ‘joe biden’
me: isnt that fascism 🤔
ukraine was a money laundering scam
liberals: that’s not what my tv said!
Blinken: actually yes, 90% of all the ukraine funds were spent at US businesses (their donors)