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Poo Crave #1 fan || grad school survivor || GoT/HoTD || homosexual apologist || Virgos do not interact⛔️

Meereen, Essos
Joined July 2013
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this is absolutely sending me
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“Emails were invented in 1971.” People before 1971:
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told oomf i’m a people pleaser and he said “name three people that are actually pleased with you”
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America you have two choices this November
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Pig eye vs human eye
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Does Hinge know i actually like men who are attractive or am i missing a setting
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If Biden loses in 2024, which Cautious Democrat will you endorse for 2028?
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he saw the dune bucket video
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Russia adds “LGBT movement” to their list of terrorist/extremist groups.
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leftists voting third party
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*breeds you* (as a friend)
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oh she’s mad mad
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“im a top” yeah top 0.05% of Charli XCX listeners
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I wanna know what his b*lls smell like in this heat
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that bulge guy’s coach at the next olympics
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“im a top” yeah top 0.05% of brat streamers
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nothing can prepare you for this video
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yall moved on too quickly
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@RichBrokeSean is school illegal where you are?
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This is how boys who flirt with the 🥺 emoji like to sleep at night
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we didn’t listen but she spilled here
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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the left one is a 2pm pizza and the right one is a 2am pizza
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90% of being gay is just spending money
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Babe are you ok? You’ve barely worn your scarfagina
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i have officially turned into this kind of person
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“what year were you born in?” “two thous—“
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it me
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6 months with him🫶
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this and a twink
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@PopCrave @Beyonce I thought this was poo crave .. wtf is pulledchickenroast😭😭
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i have never been more seen lmaoo
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exactly what she said
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me and who👉👈
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why did they have gindr up until their wedding day??
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hey
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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I would literally die for this man
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drunk n h word
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just googled my symptoms and turns out i need to kiss oomf
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i need this today
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normalize topping your friends
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No one talks about how this movie’s soundtracks were bangers after bangers
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@TakeForGrantd Your job is now to tell people that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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the reviews are in…it’s perfect
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they both said yes💍💍
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enjoying the mile high club
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finally caught the gay with my hand
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the way he just nailed it
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gay republicans voting conservative
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my mental health be like
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me after 2 vodka sodas
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logged on only to see my crush tweet about how he “got his hole destroyed last night”
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not so mini reveal
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rip to my apt🫠
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@WashTimes @WashTimesOpEd you could say thank you at least??
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me and one particular oomf
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i don’t have anything to promote, just have a good day❤️
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@jonomxr charli is amazing, but her fans live in a bubble thinking they’re somehow in competition with taylor😭like babe, let’s put our reading glasses on and be real for a sec
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when will it be my turn smh
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If Texas goes blue I will post h*le
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@davidmedel_ i thought my medications were working…am i seeing double again?
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me and who
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interact w this if u wanna be in my 🟢 i’d rather it be consensual
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do you personally care about your partner’s dick size?
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does this guy know or do anything besides always complaining about something or someone? genuinely
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i heard bulge pics are popular
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what i mean when i ask for a goodnight kiss
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24/7 365
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@sandyhonig @GKuhlenschmidt so this is what a stroke feels like
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when THE FUCK did everyone find a boyfriend during quarantine
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trusted a man again
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my man is double caked up
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zoom attire
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welp single again
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