ugh. i love this silly little story. about a terminally online guy. transmigrating into a stupid novel. and marrying his favorite character?!?!??!?!?!?!
yes cumplane are destined for each other. yes they hate each other. yes theyre in love. yes theyre married to other people. yes they're soulmates. no they dont like each other. what's not clicking.
SCUM VILLAIN FANDOM IS SO USED TO LOSING AND LOSING AND NOW WE'RE FINALLY WINNING ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐ซ๐ซ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐ซ๐คฒ๐ซ๐คฒ๐ซ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐ซ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คญ๐คฒ๐ซ๐ญ๐ญ๐คญ๐คฒ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ซ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐๐คญ๐คฒ๐ซ๐๐คฒ๐
How could someone whoโd cursed โdumbfuck author dumbfuck novel,โ remember ancient content from the beginning of a novel that had serialized for four years, and covered a span of two hundred years? Heโd spent twenty days reading the novel before finishing!
i like moshang where shang qinghua is a slowcooking ball of resentment bc his hot boss is constantly microaggressing him whereas mbj is like ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ we are in love and betrothed. our wedding is in 8 months.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT VRISKA AND TEREZI THAT MAKES ME WANT TO BE GAY. IM SERIOUS. WHEN I READ ABOUT THEM I WANT TO BE HELD BY A WOMAN. DOES ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCE THIS WHILE READING HOMESTUCK?
tumblr bitch: liking homestuck is cringey!
me: *growls really hard*
GC: 1TS OK TH3YR3 JUST J34LOUS B4B3
me: i know terezi, i know
AG: Soooooooo many irons!!!!!!!!!
me: NOT NOW VRISKA TEREZI AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
AG: Ugh you're so 8oring! >::::T *kills tavros*
me: sigh
the best thing that happens in fantasy novels is when you meet a weird little guy in chapter 3 and in chapter 8 he gets carried off by goblins or something and in chapter 41 he shows up at a palace somewhere and he's now the "Duke of Coin" or something. everyone loves this shit
shen qingqiu on his vent after pushing binghe into the abyss: my poor meow meow ...my baby ๐คฐ๐ถ my little๐คbaby๐ผwho hurt ๐ก๐ข so much ๐ฃโ but treats people๐ชwith nothing ๐ค๐ฟ but kindness ๐ฅบ forgive me ๐คง๐ for not being able to do more ..๐i tried my best ๐ช๐ i really did..๐
like literally that is the premise.
cw age gap
the guy w the glasses is 17/18 (not specified just guessing bc hes in his last semester of highschool) and the other guy is 20
not to start another brand of discourse but my hot take on dirk strider is like.... im not a fan of puppetteers but i have a nagging fear someone else is pulling all the strings? something terrible is going down thru this entire town, wreaking anarchy and all it brings....๐ธ๐ต
nieyao is so funny. tfw you fall in love at first sight with a sexy catgirl and hire him on the spot and promote him to a position right under you but then you can't pursue a romantic relationship with him because that would be workplace harassment
cumplane server considered this quote and we came to 2 possible conclusions:
1. shen yuan has followed pidw for years already and was just talking abt how long it took him to reread it (20 days)
2. shen yuan new fan. read the entire novel in 20 days. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
the first time i read scum villain (in 2018) i was not impressed. i fell for shen yuans unreliable narration and walked away from it like "pah! shen yuan doesnt even LIKE binghe". but now i know....
SO WHAT IF im a casual fan of kids shows/light-hearted shows with cheesy happy endings... maybe a motherfucker needs some hope and general good feeling in this economy
thing is you will never see me tweet about being embarassed im still into homestuck like. i dont care. its 2018 ive been on earth for a bit and its been a heavy experience so far so really i think the least i owe myself is some genuine unbridled enjoyment of a webcomic perhaps
i think what gets me about this is YES luo binghe is being petty and that in itself is hilarious but liu mingyan barely even gives a shit. she is so unaffected love you girl
terezi: 1 N3V3R THOUGHT 1D D13 F1GHT1NG S1D3 BY S1D3 W1TH 4 BLU3BLOOD
vriska: How a8out side 8y side with a fellow g8mer?
terezi: 4Y3. 1 COULD DO TH4T.
today marks the 8th year of vriska's existence and honestly we are all so much better for it even if some of us never met her personally. her influence has no boundaries. shes in your house right now eating all the bread pieces in your chex mix
homestuck is just vriska's vehicle for existing and we're all the driving test instructors watching her crash into traffic cones but letting her get a license anyway
[scum villain] definitely my favorite parts of the new cover. is binghe's clawed hand and sqq's hand resting gently on binghe's collarbone ๐ญ๐ญ WAHHHHH
i think a key difference between shen yuan and shang qinghua is. shen yuan is unintentionally seductive snd is really sexy for it. shang qinghua tries to be seductive on purpose, fails at it, but for some reason mobei-jun's dick is hard?!?!
list of mean girls in homestuck:
-vriska and terezi obviously
-jane crocker (will play a mean prank on you and laugh tbh)
-feferi (has a veneer of niceness)
-rose lalonde (shes more bark than bite)
-jade harley (blunt to a fault also most willing to throw hands)
the way i think about shang qinghua. is that he is perfectly positioned to be the criminal mastermind. he's overlooked and he's got all his fingers in all the pies and he's got resentment in spades. but he doesnt have that much ambition? he just wants to stay alive
u ever think about how fanfic writers churn out millions of words completely willingly and without expectation of monetary payment and some of this fanfic is like str8 up better than the canon it came from/published literature
liu qingge is my wife. i show my affection by putting him in embarassing and pathetic situations. its fine he goes to the gym 8 days a week he can handle it.