[WELCOME TO THE GOOB SQUAD!]
A parody account of
@PrimalRayTwT
’s run by him himself!
Here you’ll find these 8 having fun and interacting with the people of parody twitter!
Now anyways… Let’s actually get into these characters individually.
//I’m gonna say it.
Just because there is a strike tomorrow does NOT mean you can be aggressive and stressful to people who don’t know and are just tryna use Twitter normally.
If they do, tell them.
NICELY.
It’s not rocket science to be a decent human being.
There was literally NOTHING fucking wrong with it.
You guys seriously need to shut the fuck up and just accept that someone is trying to spread awareness, in character or not.
If it offends you so bad to the point where you attack someone you’re fucking miserable.
If you unfollow me because I’m posting about Palestine for a day then fuck off
You can wait for your fucking 7 foot shark and her friends ok? It isn’t impossible.
#FreePalestine
#CeasefireNOW
//This is a strike, to save people, you want people to support it? Be nice to them and tell them to without being a peer pressuring dickwipe.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these timers y’all give to people who don’t know and blocking them, TELL THEM. DONT THREATEN.
Bitch.
Anyway!
Go support
@ujivoice
they’re a great talented voice actor who deserves SO MUCH LOVE
They support Palestine and are a good friend of mine
And also, they aren’t mentally deranged over fictional serial killers.
//Aight so a friend of mine got hacked I think
Hasn’t posted in 19 hours and suddenly does this.
Just ignore them if they dm you the @ is @//Beep_boop_guy
Let’s meet the one and only GOOB SQUAD! Great name Allison…
These group of friends are all here to have fun and just chill, but why talk about them when we can meet them all? Let’s go through it!
[GOOB SQUAD JOINS PARODY TWITTER!]
So uh, no parody tag for this one, I have some pretty sad news.
A few days ago my beloved grandma was sent to the hospital and she wasn’t in very good condition
And today, at 5am, she stopped breathing.
The doctors tried cpr but nothing worked, so my grandma sadly passed away.
YOU HAVE BEEN HARASSING THIS INDIVIDUAL CONTINOUSLY FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS, BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THEY ARE COMMITTING HEINOUS CONTENT, BECAUSE THEY'RE FOLLOWING ARTISTS THAT SO HAPPEN TO BE KIDS.
//If you’re gonna yell at me for tweeting and roleplaying during the strike respectfully fuck off.
I get you’re wanting to support Palestine but needlessly screaming at people won’t help.
I’m retweeting any Palestine post I see, that’s better than nothing, now silence.
*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
Dawg, shut the fuck up.
Leave my friends alone Christ you make the Fnaf community more of an unbearable cesspit to be in.
I want this genocide to be over, I want it done.
And we won’t ever get it done if you keep whining and fighting over who’s doing what to help them, so for the last, FATHER FUCKING TIME.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
AND SPREAD SOME FUCKING AWARENESS.
#FreePalestine
#CeasefireNOW
-Palestine, you just want your fucking brownie points so people accept you.
Just because you support stopping a genocide doesn’t make you a good person, what makes you a good person is treating people with love and respect.
And you CLEARLY can’t fucking do that, can you?
-most toxic fucking things I’ve ever seen on Twitter.
One simple mistake and someone gets exiled for it and can’t come back, you’re fucking depressing.
And you act like some spotlight A tier hero when all you are is just a toxic human being looking for fucking praise.
If you ACTUALLY care about Palestine, you wouldn’t give a shit on how someone supports them, as long as they DO support them.
If you actively cancel and attack someone for helping them in a way that isn’t screaming aimlessly and clogging up the search, you don’t care about-
“Oh but we want people to be serious-“
YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU SOUND?!
WHO GIVES A FUCK ON WHETHER OR NOT SOMEONE IS SERIOUS OR NOT.
SUPPORT IS SUPPORT, YOU WANT SUPPORT? TAKE IT, PARODY OR FUCKING NOT.
You guys turned stopping a fucking genocide into one of the-
If KOSA passes, I just want to say this to you all because I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
I thank you all, so much, for the joy you have given me these past few months on Twitter.
You all made it safe for me to use my oc’s here and love them, and I thank you for it.
Breaking my parody to say this
You are by far the most demented and fucked up individual I have ever had the distaste of seeing in this fandom.
You glorify someone who doesn’t exist and do fucked up shit to please someone you’ll never meet, you’re genuinely sick in the head.
//Before this person gets dogged on again for mentioning hazbin remind you hazbin songs are good it’s just they’re placed and used in the show awfully.
🦈: What song’re ya listening to?
🦈: So here’s a lil’ update!
I’m gonna be going away soon, same with Xavier.
Since Xavy is still stuck inside that Mario’s madness hellhole I’m joining to help him get out.
So while I’M busy, some of our close friends will be taking over the account.
They’ll be here soon!
//Reminder for parodies on Twitter.
There’s a Palestine strike going on and if you could do any of these things to help Palestine along with retweeting other posts that’d be great.
I don’t recommend skipping school or work or anything extremely important though.
#ceasefire
Like man every week there’s just 1 night where I either have a dream where me and her make up and maybe even be friends or another where it’s a reminder of everything falling apart
It’s so shit and I wish I could just fix everything I did so I wouldn’t have to worry.
//Honestly I’m just gonna say this in case you ACTUALLY mean it but either way I should.
If you hate an account so fucking much you make it your whole personality you need to a get a grip on reality and go outside because you’re genuinely an unhealthy toxic human being.
💥: …
I regret my decision, is just friends alright.
🦈: Xavier fucking Christ why are you dense.
💥: Hey I’m an explosive my internals are made of pure fire so I’m not that dense.
-and never learn your lesson.
Just stop fucking talking about Palestine if you don’t care that much, you aren’t ever beating the fucking attention seeking allegations if you do this.
Oh wait you can’t beat them, because it’s clearly obvious you’re doing it.
🦈: Set it off! He actually sang Why worry to a bunch of hero’s to motivate them when we were facing some ice monster on Christmas last year.
💥: Psh, it wasn’t THAT good-
🦈: It helped save the world.
💥: Ehe… Shut uuuup…
//Also if this shit happens again I will make a modeus parody to exclusively piss those people off
I am petty, I am spiteful and I will do it do not fucking test me.
Please support
@ujivoice
through all of this, they do not deserve this vile fucking hate because they’re doing the right thing.
They’re a talented voice actor who deserves love and attention and I want you all to give them it.
Anyways, back to the silly shit.
A thank you.
Hey everybody, Primal here, and I just wanted to say after all of this time on parody twitter, thank you.
You all have made me so much happier by interacting with my oc’s, that now I look forward to coming on Twitter to use them, it’s a blissful feeling.
//Reminder my friends.
Just because you see a hazbin parody does not mean that they support vivziepop or Amazon prime
They like like their muses and that’s it
Give them love and respect like every other parody on this site :)
🦈: Hi Twitter! So nice to finally meet you all!
💥: Did you really have to drag me here…? I don’t even have my gear but, Hi I guess Twitter.
#OCRP
#MVRP
(🧵 for more info on oc’s)
//You’re gonna not boycott companies and do other things because of some twitter drama?
M8 if you prioritize that shit over a damn genocide then you got problems.
The parodying of my little shits will continue, but I wanted to say this because this is one of the most important people in my life I lost today.
Rest in peace grandma, I’ll never forget you. 💚🧡❤️
🕷️: Remember kiddos!
Consent is a VERY important thing before any type of sexual intercourse.
If you are under the legal age of 18 you do not have the ability to give consent!
And if you do not give consent to sexual intercourse, it is classified as sexual assault or rape!
//Heres a fun fact
Kylie and Xavier do actually know the writer exists because the writer is canonically my persona Ray
Who pretty much created the multiverse Kylie, Xavier and all their friends, foes and family live in.
So it’s not even 4th wall breaking.
I can’t really express how I’m feeling, because I don’t know how to feel.
But I’m always gonna remember going to her house for Christmas/Thanksgiving/Easter and spending my time and childhood with her
And I’m glad she passed away in peace, because that’s all I’d want for her.
🕷️: KYLIE!!
…
//dude, takeover, she’s somewhere else.
🕷️: *Jamie snatches her phone with a web and scrolls through her photos before showing one with her showing herself off in the mirror at the gym, yeah she did have an 8 pack.*
There’s your proof.
I'm muting any and all mentions of Palestine, Gaza, Genocide etc.
You people are crazy, attacking and telling people to kill themselves is psychotic behavior that I'm not gonna be a part of. If you want to claim that you're better than the Zionists, then be better than them.
If you guys see a minor saying they're a zoophile, they are either seeking attention and aren't actually one, or they were groomed.
Either way its a messed up way to gain attention, and the ones that were groomed can still get legit help.
Don't be afraid to speak out.
And now they’re dead.
They blacked out their pfp, made a suicide poll and now their thing says getting a new owner.
They are dead.
Whoever told them to off themselves, fuck you. Die in a hole.