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@FunkySowetan

3 years

If you zoom in on the third frame, you can see a nigger getting robbed😭😭😭

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Jozi ❤️

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Never underestimate heartbreak. You will see proper flames!

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

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@oozyooh

1 year

niggas gotta stop acting. we’ve ALL slept with unconventionally attractive women.

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

So @WeBuyCars_SA is currently advertising a 2016 BMW 1 Series 120d M Sport with 59 190 kms on the clock. It also comes with a sunroof, M Sport brakes and is in Estoril blue and is being sold for R273 900. Here are their current pictures of the car, sounds like a bargain, right?

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

Gave R1m to her boyfriend's older brother. Gave R2m to her boyfriend Paid R500k for a bribe to win a tender Paid a penalty fee of R450 in order to withdraw R5m for an investment. Bought her estate agent a car for R160k Spent R150k on bitcoin/ forex

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

KONKA is just exposing people with unrealistic partying expectations. Who bothered going to Taboo or any such establishments before knowing very well that you need at least R1500 for a mere Jameson? A se "Cooler bag for R100" type of environment. Stay home le motho wa gago💔😔

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@_Percyval

3 years

Konka has a lot of bad PR and it's being open for less than a month 🤣

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@FunkySowetan

5 months

The real niggas move like

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@Vhoyde

5 months

Every real nigga has a eater he can’t tell anyone about. She’s ugly as shit but has a fire body and makes you bust nuts you can’t believe

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

I was told my child can't wear diaparo tsa ko Ackermans nna ke apara Diesel. Told my girl that our child must go find work, infants her age are in advertisements 😂😂😂

i.am.Les

@LesDramatic

6 years

You come home with a Diesel or Lacoste paper bag n u see her mood change

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Being employed in South Africa is such a blessing, especially if your job is your passion and or within your line of study, career path and a stable company that affords you growth opportunities.

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

UncleCul really is a nigga all about the hustle.

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

Rather walking in the middle of the street when in town when it is less crowded and dodge cars instead, otherwise just slyza tsotsi😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@Snecinho You did not have to apologise but I can see your approach, you kind of expected that reaction and chose to be the bigger person, which is good overall but my biggest problem with this is that such a person easily gets used to this kind of thinking and it'll get worse in time.

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

@Queenisha_Scott @TboozeSA Lokisa before it's really late. Almost had a stroke after finding out my ex was being engaged.

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Rest in peace mamzo Angie. Will forever be thankful for all you did for everyone. O re godisitse ka lerato. Now you've reunited with Lesego🕊🕯🙏❤

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Can't even taste food at a Michelin 5 Star restaurant😭

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

A Ferrari 458 Speciale now retails for at least R8m. A McLaren 720s is around R6m A Porchse Cayenne Coupe GTS for around R2.5m. Seeing the BMW M5 First Edition in the background, and that's at least R1.8m. Plus a Lamborghini? Do the math. Baddies can help SARS and SIU.

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@no_time_4_games

1 year

@City_Press Luxury cars are so nice indeed, just look at how happy she is? I understand why she’s the face of the headline, she paraded these cars.

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

When that bitch falls pregnant😫

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Potential buyers are purely being misled here and I will explain why. First of all, this car has been in an accident and I suspect more than once. Reason? Because here are the true pictures of the car and their first DEKRA report made little to no mention of these...

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@FunkySowetan

6 months

@CheriFlavour Nah, this is too fresh. They'd be hating on this playa🔥🤌🏽

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

@TUMI02GP you must respect the power love has over us.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@Kamogelo_MN @Mosensei Someone said "Motase" = plural "Letase" = singular😂😂😂

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

I present to you our new mayor of Johannesburg, Thapelo Amad, who will soon be joined by his new incoming councillor, Kenny Kunene. Lucas Mangoepe warned us ka puso ya mapantiti and now we're in fresh hell😭😭😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

My two favourite girls❤

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

I spent the day with my beautiful and very bubbly daughter and she kept calling me "mama"😂😂 No selfies today, just another random picture from the other day❤

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Just as I thought I got screwed, some got totally ripped off😭💔 P.S. I got consent to share this information on the grounds that I hide the account's identity. Share your stories too so we can all save each other potential misery and our hard earned money😭💔

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@FunkySowetan

6 months

@vonlebo @MohaleMotaung_ All I know is that you have a dope RnB compilation, and your knee caps are quite dark 😂

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

They have since updated the DEKRA report but are still hiding the true pictures of the car🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ to date, the DEKRA report makes no mention of the fact that this car has been in an accident.

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Not deleted though

Can I Peg You @Sethrogen ?

@MrsKhandiCoated

2 years

What is y’all favorite deleted tweet that you got a screenshot of? I wanna laugh.

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

Won't be surprised is my good man @SizweDhlomo offers two beasts for the wedding as well #KFCProposal

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

@QuazRoodt Son is supposed to walk in the middle or the street. I'd rather be knocked down by a car than be caught by these okapi carrying thugs😂😂😂

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

When you open the boot, you can hear the pieces of the shattered windscreen glass inside of the boot rattling about and some actually fell out whilst I was inspecting the car😂😂 The paint work and panel gaps are not shown on the pictures but there are a lot of red flags there.

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

A Dr Patty's Husband's Threat...

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Involve the crews when planning and acknowledge their issues and concerns so you can better enable them to reach or even exceed their safe production targets. Happy production!

The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️

@TheMiningGuySA

1 year

Sunday are for Plans because it can’t be Mined unless it’s planned!!! ⚒

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

That was a hit. No hijacker shoots a driver in their seat knowing they still have to drive the car to wherever they sell it or to the chop shop without worrying about possible road blocks. Taking the car was just to escape the scene hence it was later found abandoned

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@KatyKatopodis

6 years

I'm so distressed by the video of a man murdered in broad daylight for his car. How casually they walked towards the vehicle. How callously they shot. And killed. They didn't even try let him escape with his life. They just shot. Another life lost. What's happening SA!!

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

@Abramjee I once heard a spine chilling story about a taxi war. A rival boss was in hiding & his enemies wanted him dead so bad that they killed one of his brothers hoping he'd attend the funeral in order for them to finally get him. This is like the Mexican drug cartels. No mercy is shown

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

Please share and help my boy @stolencarRSA @SAPoliceService @crimeairnetwork @Abramjee @Garage_72

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@FunkySowetan

7 years

Just listened to @tumisole on the radio & have to say that he's very articulate. Youtr work is amazing brother. Shine black👏👊 #CountryDuty

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

I've seen a receipt from KONKA that's just over R100k and another one for R139k and a few years back, I would have thought these were photoshopped but after watching I BLEW IT, I now believe my eyes.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

I always say that as a black community, we have a never ending war against mass ignorance, from these dusty streets of Bloemfontein all the way to Chicago. Shit is just wild.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@Snecinho But avoiding a conflict is better sometimes, maybe have a chat with her in person about this sort of thing. But I stand with you, that is just too much to share.

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Went there thinking there are probably a few issues I can sort out myself that would not cost me more than R50k and the mess that is the car is beyond reasonable economic repairs. You need at least R100k for this baby to be brought back to mint condition.

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

@Sello_I_Phahle @MacMankge @euphonik You're wasting your breath, these people all seem to think this is some kind of their favourite telenova and just emotional when trying to engage and hardly ever make any sense. GBV is really and people who falsely accuse others are just as sick in the head.

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

@MuziSambo2 my good brother, I need you to share more horror stories if you don't mind. I know you get quite a lot of enquiries about this place...

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

@KaBediHaiOne Di Vintos, guy who was a thug but doubled as a DJ too. Got gunned down last night and people are mourning him. Same people who always bitch about the level of serious crimes in this country😂😂😂

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

When you power it up, it has black smoke and I suspect something might be wrong with the engine too but a good service usually sorts that out. This is not the only car they are misleading customers with. There were a lot of us with similar complaints. This was Southgate branch

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

@HlatseMonty @ms93ny wait, the baby daddy ditched and the supposed to be step father also ditched? I think you can safely say dating is not for you? Whats your current status by the way? So what hur the most, him ditching or him laughing at you then hanging up?😂😂

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

They always put this car on promotional auctions and I had actually won the bid previously and fought with them for a refund because they have a clause that should you win a bid and not buy the car, they can forfeit your deposit. A pure scam if you ask me.

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@FunkySowetan

8 years

#ThingsAllBlackHomesHad

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

So it surprises me that they are still not giving the full report on this car. The front headlamps have paint on them and we're not fitted properly, the hazard switch is not there, the boot can open without you struggling, so too did the bonnet. The suspension is gone

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@SizweDhlomo I know it's somewhat fitting but damn, you ain't gotta go that hard. That's a line good enough to send anyone into depression😂😂😂😭💔💔

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@zanelebana @LilRacing_ Life has a cool way of dealing with such a people🤦‍♂️

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@zoentlane @mosensei Nah, with this view, I think if he was the husband you'd already be running to file for a divorce. Love is love, in marriage or not. Why wait for someone to first marry you in order for you to extend yourself and help when you can? Why reduce it to boyfriend and husband?

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@OfentseZA I still do. Ke batla go tshwara kgaka pele then I'll quit eating birds.

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@FunkySowetan

5 months

@Ntebo_Tsehla Are you single? Wena o ka re o motho o right.

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Le wena o ka ya Cape Town ka December🤌🏽🙌

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Go bollo, le ja di atchaar, re naganeleng🙌

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

@stolencarRSA Excellent work.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

And we have so many Moipones in the hood. People blow their inheritances or retirement funds like there's no tomorrow. But they pale in comparison to RAF and lotto winners.

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@OwaFlopo Those said people didn't see an opportunity for business with the aid of social tools such as Twitter and YouTube. Now they might even have to partner with these girls in order for them to give them the necessary recommendations which will see their businesses grow. Digital world

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@FunkySowetan

10 months

It's mans running out of puff for me on F2😭😭😭😭

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@BiKeR626

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@buhlelatha @MsManager_ I like your focus😭😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

She's been a domestic worker pretty much all her life and grew up in poverty and has two kids to look after because the baby daddy is just as dumb if not dumber than her. Why couldn't she just ask the bank to give her interest from the money until she figured out what to do next?

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

Going underground 🧑🏾‍🚒

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

@TumiMmakgabo @TboozeSA Often that's because his patents want a traditional family for him, that is he gotta take care of his now new family and totally disregard his own feelings and happiness. Might be the case, only there to not seem like a coward for dumping baby mother but really loves you.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

Paid someone R200k in order for him to drive her around for the rest of her life. Gave each of her three sisters R100k and her brother R50k. Deposited R100k into her new boyfriend's account. Furniture for R200k A VW Tiguan for R500k A guesthouse for R2m All cars written off

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Oh sweety, and what will you be doing there?🥺

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@noksii__

2 years

Kuphi i need a piece job

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

The young king getting a Lamborghini Aventador after this tournament. He's been manifesting with scented candles😭😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

@Themba_kaebis You're so wrong but I don't blame you. First of all, this very report was slightly updated after I fought with them to refund my deposit and pulled out of the sales deal and secondly, the report still doesn't highlight half of the issues I found on that car. Don't rely on it!!!

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

@raychmabs @WeBuyCars_SA this falls under a category A car, again misleading the customers. There isn't much on our end, the business needs to be transparent and not swindle us out of our money. Everyone knows this but what they are doing is beyond just making a sale, this is almost fraudulent.

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

Nka screamer gore. R53k kaofela😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

"Nna I won't spend R1500 for bums." Bro chill, you have 3 dates planned just to know her, excluding the mandatory Uber you have to sort out as well and not even sure where it will actually end up. Just cut costs as the repo rate is going up again soon. LMAO

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@FunkySowetan

1 year

R1500 at the The Summit Club or Royale Club ka weekend >>> R1500 for mavuso for a few hours

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

Sorry R450k and not R450. Just shy of half a million just younger more of your money in order to waste it. There's no hope for this lady. She'd probably do it all over again. She's not even on drugs. Just a damn natural high. Ya'll wild in Bloemfontein.

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@FunkySowetan

6 months

@Rochelle__Meyer I suspect they offered you a secret recipe for biryani, because what is this?

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@kgaugelo_SM All struggle icon children and their extended families have a deep sense of entitlement when it comes to this country

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

You know the country is really broke when white people are also robbing citizens when they could just activate their privilege and become senior managers just by greeting the interview panel.

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@Abramjee

3 years

Gang linked to several burglaries in Alberton. Three men arrested after a high-speed chase from Bedfordview.

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

Nah, close Twitter for the day, we'll resume tomorrow😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

@mtheesiya2 @LeratoMannya You did yourself a huge favour. I'm very angry right now like sis blew my own money away😂😂😂

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@FunkySowetan

8 months

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@Vhoyde

8 months

Criticize people for doing a bad job and you bring up mental health? Lmfaoooooo

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

I can challenge any man, anywhere in there world with this game, with one hand and with any character, any time they want and I can place a huge bet on it too.

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@AHT_YssY

4 years

That's the tweet.

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

Hi doc @sindivanzyl I thought of you when I hooked this up again, nix mapha

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

That R300k got spent by her then boyfriend as he'd often take around R60k to go spend with friends and come back home broke, demanding more money. Bought a house for R1.7m & sold it for R900k Bought a guest house with her boyfriend & it was sold for half of what they got it for

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Yeah, just be present. Co-parent. Love your child. Make it easy for the other parent too. Try harder. Make an impact. Make it memorable. Be a superhero! But be patient, learn, accept when you fail. Try again. Avoid blame games. Let go of anger. Move on. But love your child hard❤

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

Nothing beats coming home to this lovely little person. 😍😍🔥🔥😭😭 Her mother is watching soapies and ignoring me. No attention for a nigger. As I wait for soccer👀👀

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

It's exactly a year since you left us. We'll forever cherish all your beautiful gems. Favourite emcee's favourite emcee. RIP MF DOOM❤

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@OfentseZA The best🔥🔥🔥

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@FunkySowetan

3 years

Ypu study 7 long years, grow invaluable experience, continue studying and making great moves in your field and some Twitter babe calls you a text book doctor? Le tlwaela batho sebono straight!!

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

K Naomi is the Mabena of influencers. This idiot said she hates bipolar people. What a monument cunt.

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

She had been playing lotto for at least 10 years and had never won in all that time, well at least the jackpot. Now then did she not ever, I mean at least once, ever think of how she would spent her winnings in order to improve her life?

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

Mohale everything you do is only being done by you. Prime example being that you're the only cop who works online for 365 a year.

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@MohaleMotaung_

2 years

Is it just me who has a jar where I put all sauces from take aways I didn't use?

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@fifimoeng @CulpritEnter You don't care about how ngwana wa batho feels and it shows in his texts😭😭😭😂💉💉

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@FunkySowetan

4 years

Bought her husband a R280k car. Later borrowed R2k from the person she gave R1m to only to be told she must pay it back but she refused after it was given to her.

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@FunkySowetan

6 years

Doing cool daddy things with my beautiful baby girl😍😍

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@FunkySowetan

5 years

@OwaFlopo In their own accord, those regular nobodies probably never even thought of reaching out to a wider audience in this manner. Perhaps it was just normal work to them, clients come in for treatment, get billed and move on to the next. Not to have a whole channel as a go to reference

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@FunkySowetan

2 years

@Tlharantlhope_ Yup, that's a pure Safari reference😂😂😂😂

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